Instead of doing a disclaimer I thought I'd just make it easy on myself and just claim whatevers MINE. The three

bookshelves in my room are mine. My Yu-Gi-Oh wallscrolls in my room are mine. Yami Kita and Kaneko-chan are mine, and

whatever is in my room is mine. Anything in my room is MINE. Whatever I didn't say was mine is not mine.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chapter 3: Escape Attempts

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was the day of the sleepover. Mouself had packed 20 pounds of cheese... a fridge to put them in o.o, some

cheese graters, her Bakura plushie(where'd she get that?), and some of Thief Bakura's stuff(I wonder how she managed to

pry that from his clutches?), a Yami Bakura sleeping bag, a Ryou Bakura pillow, a billion other Bakura stuff that

I'd rather not mention.... her bunny pillow and her Mr. Racoon, are there any other things I forgot? Sorry mouself

but your list of items are to looooong. And everyone else brought whatever was neccessary.

When it was the time of arrival Ryou, being polite was the first to arrive, erm dragging his Yami along with

him. Then it was Yuugi, along with Anzu. Soon Otogi-kun and Shizuka-chan arrived. With Honda and Jounouchi

trailing along behind with about a billion different snacks. Then came Mokuba, extravagently coming in a limo. Although

Seto came along willingly if you looked into his eyes you'll know that he does not want to be here and he is thinking of

a plan of escape. Of course Mokuba and Kita have known this. He'd do anything to escape from the constant glomping of

fangirls. Soon Flaed, mouself, Maximillian (not the character) KawaiiNekoYokai, Wolf Youkai, Vulpes, Kat, and Layla

came, not neccessarily in that order. Then last to arrive would be the Ishtars, only Malik was the only one to stay do

to constant protests against Ishizu's staying, and Rishid wouldn't stay anyways.

Soon there was chaos in which who got to put their stuff where, and fights over possession of snacks. Seto took

advantage of the confusion to sneak out. Too bad Flaed and Kita were aware of his motives and were standing at all

possible exits. "Drat, I thought you two would still be fighting over who got to put their stuff near where I was

sleeping.",Chii Kita replied with,"you'd think that wouldn't you?", and then she dragged him back to the room in which

everyone would stay.

Here there was everything. There were video games, a big screen TV, a VCR/DVD player, a karaoke set, and some

other things I'll forbid them to use. Soon Yami Kita all of a sudden, out of nowhere screamed,"QUIET!!!", "Thank you, now

before we proceed with tonight's sleepover I need to summon MY guests." Soon after she spoke those words thunder roared

in the backround and you could hear poofing in every direction. You'll find Yami Malik, and all the ancient egyptians who

had anything to do with the millenium items. Except three of these people were excluded due to erm, the annoyance of

the hostess. "SETO!", exclaimed Kita as she latched on to him. "Akunadin, why is this girl clutching me so tightly?",

Akunadin distressed with his son's ignorance to human nature replied with,"She is hugging you, which is usually reserved

for one that someone likes." At this point the High Priest remembered exactly who this girl was. She was the one who made

him appear in EVERY one of her fanfictions. And he was in another one right now. At this exact same moment Seto looked

for any means of escape, while there was still a chance. He saw the door wide open and ran for it when he felt an

overwelming weight clapsed on to his legs. Flaed and Kita had him in their clutches and there was nothing he could do.

Meanwhile you could see Kat, mouself, and wolf youkai fighting over possesion over these three Bakuras. mouself,

being thier sempai, and being more hostile had a natural advantage and now had the Bakura's at her mercy. They were, at

this point suffocated in her arms. Ryou being the more sensitive one was already knocked out and his lungs were running

out of air in his lungs. Eventually they came to a compromise and mouself, being the only one that could handle the

young thief now had him in a bone-crushing embrace. wolf youkai also had Yami Bakura within her reach, while poor Kat

still had to wake up the knocked out Bakura. Neko-san had been watching all of this and felt singled out, with the Bakuras

now in the clutches of her sempais at the guild.

Soon enough you'd see flaed and Kita tugging on Seto's arm. At this point he felt as if he'd die. The High Priest

on the other hand, felt almost jealous of his reincarnation. ALMOST, but not quite enough to get his arms pulled on like

that. Layla was just staring. At the High Priest, at Seto, and the three Bakuras. Kita, the sane one decided that Seto

didn't deserved to be tortured like this so she put an end to the fight and set up an agreement. "You can have Kaiba-kun

in return you have to give up on the High Priest.", was what she said as she gestured to the tanned brunette. "All right

I'll keep my hands off the High Priest if I get Kaiba-kun.", although it pained Kita to give up Seto, she liked the High

Priest Set/Seto/Seth, much better anyways.

She then walked up to Seth and stared at him, purposely doing it to intimidate him. Then she grabbed him and

brought him into a tight embrace, surprising him and everyone else in the room. But as time grew her grip grew to be to

intense for Seth and eventually he passed out from lack of air. About 5 minutes passed as Kita stared at Seth's limp body

and everyone else that was near her(especially the guys) backed away from her slowly...

"Gomenasai. Ore-wa baka de shou nah?(Sorry. I am a complete idiot aren't I?)", and everyone in the room replied

with,"Hai. Omai-wa baka des.(Yes, you are an IDIOT.)" Of course at this point Kita had an idea from Naruto. In an episode

Lee Rock had passed out and his partner Ten-ten(is that how you spell it?) shook him long and hard until he finally came

to. So she did as so and shook him vigoursly and eventually he awoke. Only he was very dizzy and felt like puking at this

point. As this moment as everyone stared at her Seto took this chance to try to escape yet again. For a genius he isn't

very smart. He had failed twice, yet he still believed he could outsmart flaed. As he started to run for it he noticed

that flaed had noticed his third attempt to escape and had handcuffed him to her.

Chibi Kita frowned upon this act, and then announced,"I sorry, but from here in foward I prohibit the usage of

authoress powers, unless it is to transport you home.", of course she was actually refering to sending the egyptians

home, since it would be hard to send them back 5000 years if they didn't use thier authoress powers.

Soon the sleepover had proceeded and otogi soon started to flirt with Shizuka. Or at least he tried to. Vulpes

and Jounouchi were always blocking the way everytime he tried. Vulpes of course was trying to divert his attention to her.

Soon Kita brought out the snacks and mouself and Jounouchi were soon at war over possesion of the snacks and cheese.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No more emoticons. I hate it.