The following fic is composed of 20% cotton.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. So piss off.
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Self Insertion-O-rama!
by Zoronocool Otaku of Destiny
A day is just a day, unless it's night. This, of course is irrelevent
gibberish.
On a bright, sunny stereotype of a morning the Masaki household was
doing whatever it is they do. SUDDENLY a bright like appeared in the
sky. From this light decended a glowing figure. Everyone ran outside
as this event was so very impressive. The glowing figure addressed
himself to the crowd of less impressive people.
"Greetings! I am the all powerful ZORONOCOOL!!!!...!" the being spoke
so as to impress everyone.
"What do you want with us O wonderful and handsome being from
the heavens?" Tenchi spoke up out of character.
"I have come to do everything in my power to make you all seem
useless and weak!"
"Wow," gasped Mihoshi,"I sure am blonde!"
Ayeka stood in awe at this ZORONOCOOL which she had instantly fallen
in love with for some reason.
"Oh my, I'm in love with you, you wonderful and impressive man! Take
me with you to the glorious lands from which you came!"
"Yes, my lovely and acceptably slutty anime girl. We shall accend
into the heavens where I shall feel you up and show you my action
figure collection! But first I must easily defeat your most powerful
enemy!!1@"
"Wowee!" Mihoshi blurted again, "look at these big breast of mine!"
And so ZORONOCOOL traveled to where ever it was Tokimi spent most of
her time. The battle was long and drawn out. There was must faking
of injury and taunting. In the end ZORONOCOOL emerged victorious, as
he always had and always will, what with the power and all.
Sixteen seconds after he had left he returned to Earth to address his
(less impressive) friends.
"I have defeated Tokimi... somehow!"
"Praise ZORONOCOOL, the best, most powerful being in the universe!"
Ayeka screamed out in a voice that could stip paint.
"Yes and what a large package he has!" Ryoko admired.
And thus Zoronocool took Ayeka and flew upward toward destiny -- or
possibly his parent's atic -- to exist for eternity with the one he
loved: His collection of vintage G.I. Joes.
COLLECT THEM ALL!
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Authors notes: Boy oh boy that ZORONOCOOL character sure was
IMPRESSIVE!! I with I was so damned wonderful!!!! EXCLAMATORY
STATEMENT!!!!!!!!!1
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. So piss off.
__________________________
Self Insertion-O-rama!
by Zoronocool Otaku of Destiny
A day is just a day, unless it's night. This, of course is irrelevent
gibberish.
On a bright, sunny stereotype of a morning the Masaki household was
doing whatever it is they do. SUDDENLY a bright like appeared in the
sky. From this light decended a glowing figure. Everyone ran outside
as this event was so very impressive. The glowing figure addressed
himself to the crowd of less impressive people.
"Greetings! I am the all powerful ZORONOCOOL!!!!...!" the being spoke
so as to impress everyone.
"What do you want with us O wonderful and handsome being from
the heavens?" Tenchi spoke up out of character.
"I have come to do everything in my power to make you all seem
useless and weak!"
"Wow," gasped Mihoshi,"I sure am blonde!"
Ayeka stood in awe at this ZORONOCOOL which she had instantly fallen
in love with for some reason.
"Oh my, I'm in love with you, you wonderful and impressive man! Take
me with you to the glorious lands from which you came!"
"Yes, my lovely and acceptably slutty anime girl. We shall accend
into the heavens where I shall feel you up and show you my action
figure collection! But first I must easily defeat your most powerful
enemy!!1@"
"Wowee!" Mihoshi blurted again, "look at these big breast of mine!"
And so ZORONOCOOL traveled to where ever it was Tokimi spent most of
her time. The battle was long and drawn out. There was must faking
of injury and taunting. In the end ZORONOCOOL emerged victorious, as
he always had and always will, what with the power and all.
Sixteen seconds after he had left he returned to Earth to address his
(less impressive) friends.
"I have defeated Tokimi... somehow!"
"Praise ZORONOCOOL, the best, most powerful being in the universe!"
Ayeka screamed out in a voice that could stip paint.
"Yes and what a large package he has!" Ryoko admired.
And thus Zoronocool took Ayeka and flew upward toward destiny -- or
possibly his parent's atic -- to exist for eternity with the one he
loved: His collection of vintage G.I. Joes.
COLLECT THEM ALL!
_____________________________
Authors notes: Boy oh boy that ZORONOCOOL character sure was
IMPRESSIVE!! I with I was so damned wonderful!!!! EXCLAMATORY
STATEMENT!!!!!!!!!1
