Oops.
By: LunaGirl2001
Chapter Three: Baka Inuyasha!
YAY!! I got more reviews!! *Dances around waving fans* People actually think I'm funny! YAY! I can't thank you enough! Now, Enough of my babbling! Let's get on with the show! … I mean, fic. ^_^
BTW, I've never been to Tokyo [heck, I've never even been out of California] so I have no clue whatsoever what things are like in Tokyo. So, don't count on there being a roller coaster going down Main Street.
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Inuyasha bounded out of the well and ran to Kaede's village. But just standing outside her house was Shippou, reading a letter and eating a candy.
"What'cha doing Shippou?" Inuyasha asked snatching the letter out of his hands.
"Oh! I uh...um… the girl scouts are selling cookies!" Shippou shouted trying to take the letter back. [How does Shippou know what the girl scouts are?]
"Oh really?"
"INUYASHA-SAMA!"
Ayame came out of nowhere and hugged Inuyasha. Shippou grabbed his letter and ran as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Welcome back dear!" Ayame said. "You look really nice!"
Kouga came out of the hut. "Where's Kagome?"
"She'll be back soon." Inuyasha said pulling off Ayame, "Though you really should know what I just found out."
"And what is that?" Kouga asked raising one eyebrow.
"Oh, just that she's cheating on you that's all"
"WHAT?!"
Inuyasha tried to hold back his grin. "And by way of her friends, I found out that she probably a prostitute!" [That's a lie!]
Anime flames surrounded the person who had just entered behind Inuyasha.
"Is it just me or has it gotten hotter?"
"OSUWARI!"
{Slam}
Yep. It was Kagome.
5,000 'osuwari' 's later…
"WAAAH!! You're so mean Kagome!! Inuyasha can't go on a date with me if he has a concussion!!" Ayame wailed.
"Calm down. He's probably just unconscious." Kouga said, "A thick skull like his can't break easily."
"I have an idea how to wake him up!" Miroku said looking helpful. He whispered something to Ayame, and she happily ran off.
"Serves him right!" Kagome said stomping into the hut.
The others followed her.
"Though, I think he was only just joking…" Sango said.
"So you're taking his side?"
"No, I'm just saying that he's got Ayame now. Why would he try to make things go wrong between you and Kouga? Unless…"
"…He still has feelings for you." Miroku continued.
Suddenly there was a big splash, and loud shrill howl coming from outside.
"Ayame's back!" Miroku said.
"What did you say to her?" Kagome asked.
Miroku smiled innocently. "I just told her that if you dump a bucket of ice water over his head, he would wake up. Especially if you took off his shirt first."
"Mi…ro... ku…"
Suddenly Miroku was pummeled by a storm of clawed fists.
"Yep. It worked alright." Sango sighed.
The next day…
"Look Kagome. I got you're stupid clothes. Now will you give me some money already?"
"If you think they're so stupid, why are you still wearing them?" Kagome answered.
Inuyasha didn't want to admit it, but he kind of liked the stuff modern people wear.
"That's because...my regular clothes are still in your time!" Inuyasha answered.
Kagome pulled a twenty. "Give me one good reason why I should help you."
"Because…" Inuyasha thought hard. "Because…I'm…I'm sorry that I was teasing you.
"That's better." Kagome said. She pulled out of her pocket her wallet, and threw it to Inuyasha. Inside was three twenties and a five.
"Try not to use it all." Kagome said turning around.
"That's it?" Inuyasha asked, "no 'osuwari's or nothing?"
"No." Kagome answered, " You apologized. Besides you were just teasing."
"Damn! If I knew that you'd be such a pushover, I would have let Kouga have you years ago!"
"OSUWARI!"
"Won't he ever learn?" a voice called from Inuyasha.
Behind him stood Shippou, Kouga, and Ayame. Ayame was also wearing a modern outfit; a high collar sleeves shirt, and a mini-skirt to match. Her hair was styled in its usual ponytail style, but it was brushed so it looked silky and shiny. She was wearing a pair of white sneakers that had a strap in the back, and low cut socks.
"Wow, you look nice." Inuyasha said.
"Arigato, are you ready?" Ayame said blushing a little bit.
"Hai." Inuyasha answered, "let's go.
Together they walked to the well and jumped in. out of nowhere, Sango and Miroku appeared.
"Do you think your three shards will be enough?" Sango whispered.
"Hai. " Miroku answered. "If they can go just by using Inuyasha's ability, we can too."
And with that, they followed Inuyasha and Ayame.
"So what will we do first?" Ayame asked. she reached over and held his hand.
"Let's eat. I'm hungry." Inuyasha answered quickly letting go.
"So what's there to eat in Kagome's time?" Ayame asked.
Inuyasha sighed, "well, there's ramen, and ice cream, candy..."
Both canine Youkai stopped.
"That is the tastiest-smelling food I have ever smelled in my entire life!" Ayame said.
"You could say that again!" Inuyasha said, "it's coming from that building!" Inuyasha pointed to a building that had a big sign reading 'Tony's pizza parlor'.
"Let's eat there." they said in unison
"I want two of the largest pizza's that you have!" Inuyasha said slamming down a twenty. "With everything on 'em!!"
"You're kidding right?" the guy behind the counter said laughing.
"Nope!" Ayame said, "and make it fast!"
"Ok..."
Ayame looked at the pizza in front of her. "Whoa, could they get any bigger?"
"What? Too big for a wittle wolves' tummy?" Inuyasha asked.
"No." Ayame answered, "I just think that cute puppy like you'd be unable to finish a big meal like this."
"Are you challenging me?" Inuyasha asked.
"You bet." Ayame said grinning.
"Loser has to kiss Miroku." Inuyasha said with a smirk.
"You're on!"
Both Inuyasha and Ayame started to stuff pizza into their mouths.
"Ugh...I think I'm going to be sick..." Sango said watching the pair eats.
"Well what do you expect?" Miroku said, "Inuyasha and Ayame are canines. "They were never taught manners."
"Hai."
"Shippou, when did you come?" Sango asked.
"Same time you did." Shippou answered, "I was disguised as houshi-sama's staff."
"Why did you come?"
"I'm afraid that information is classified."
"Wha-"
"Oh look! They're finishing!" Shippou said trying to change the subject.
"Muhmih!" Inuyasha shouted, mouth full. He quickly swallowed. But not quickly enough.
"FINISHED!!!" Ayame shouted standing up. "You lose Inuyasha!"
"No fair!!"
"Come on, you know I won!" Ayame said, "and you lose the bet!"
Miroku looked puzzled. "What bet are they talking about?"
"I don't know." Sango answered, "We hid too far away to hear anything."
Shippou smiled and wrote in his notepad.
[I'm evil. I know. ^_^]
"{Sigh} Ayame. Will you PLEASE stop teasing me?" Inuyasha said as they left the parlor.
"Hee hee! Sorry dear!" Ayame said, "so… what next?"
"I don't know." Inuyasha answered. "You decide."
"Um...let's go in that!" Ayame said pointing.
"A Ferris wheel?" Inuyasha asked, "I thought those were only in kagome's mangas."
"You read those too?" Ayame said.
"Well...only once or twice." Inuyasha said, " when I was really bored and there was nothing to do." he quickly added.
"What's your favorite manga?"
"Ranma 1/2--uh-I mean-why would you care?"
After the Ferris wheel they went on roller coaster. Soon they had ridden every ride in the whole amusement park.
"Ayame-sama," Inuyasha said getting off the ride called 'the tornado', [I Luv that ride!] "It's getting late. We'd better go."
"Ok..."Ayame said spinning in circles. Not realizing it, she almost ran into a tree.
Inuyasha stopped her and sweatdroped. "Maybe we'd better take a walk before we go."
"alright dear!" ayame said trying to walk in a straight line.
"Aw, do we have to go?" Shippou asked leaving the ride.
"Appears so." Sango said.
Miroku sighed. "Looks like they're heading toward that park. I guess they want to lose dizziness before leaving."
"say," Sango asked, " have you noticed how whenever Ayame tries to be affectionate to Inuyasha, he's always let go and avoided it?"
"Yeah," Miroku commented, "do you think that he may not like her after all?"
"mabye." sango said, "but we'd better follow just in case."
The trio followed at a safe distance.
"Dear," Ayame said holding tightly to Inuyasha's arm, "I had fun. Thanks for coming."
"No problem. I almost had fun too." Inuyasha said pulling her off.
"Almost?"
"I lost the worst bet on the face of the earth."
Ayame burst out laughing. "I'm sorry dear, but it was your bet."
"I know. I know."
"see? he did it again!" Miroku said pointing to Inuyasha.
"Shippou, stop moving!" Sango whispered.
"I'm sorry Sango-sama!" Shippou said, "But this is a bush of yellow daises!"
"So what?" Miroku said, "yellow not you're color?"
"no, yellow's a really nice color!" Shippou said, "it's just.... I'm.... I'm... al.. aller.. AACHOO!! ...allergic."
Inuyasha stopped. 'I knew we were being followed!' he thought to himself. He looked over at the bush where he heard the tiny sneeze came from. His super-sensitive ears heard the voices of Sango Shippou and Miroku.
'Kagome sent them to spy on me!' Inuyasha thought to himself, 'and if I tell Ayame then...oh no.'
"Something wrong dear?" Ayame asked. "You're face is turning red."
"N-nothing." Inuyasha thought for a minute. 'I am NOT going to kiss... wait. Those jerks will tell Kagome everything that's happened. And they must have noticed how little I've made physical contact with Ayame! Then I guess I'll have to make it up right now before they spill their guts to Kagome.'
"Ayame." Inuyasha said, smiling.
"Yes, dear?" Ayame asked.
"Close you're eyes."
She did thus and Inuyasha gently lifted her chin. He leaned in and kissed her.
0_o
******
Luna girl: HE DID WHAT!?!?!
Shippou: he kissed her!
Luna Girl: NO WAY!!
Shippou: if I weren't able to hear thoughts, I would have punched him. He thinks Kagome sent us, so that we could tell that he didn't really like her!
Luna girl: he doesn't?
Shippou: No! He just wants to get back at Kagome!
Luna Girl: well.... THIS is going to be interesting.
Luna Girl: So, there it is. I wrote this chappie to help all those reviewers who keep on asking me if inuyahsa is going to marry Ayame. But they say, don't beleve everything you see, and only half of what you hear! {hint hint} Please keep reviewing! Toodles! ^_^
By: LunaGirl2001
Chapter Three: Baka Inuyasha!
YAY!! I got more reviews!! *Dances around waving fans* People actually think I'm funny! YAY! I can't thank you enough! Now, Enough of my babbling! Let's get on with the show! … I mean, fic. ^_^
BTW, I've never been to Tokyo [heck, I've never even been out of California] so I have no clue whatsoever what things are like in Tokyo. So, don't count on there being a roller coaster going down Main Street.
******
Inuyasha bounded out of the well and ran to Kaede's village. But just standing outside her house was Shippou, reading a letter and eating a candy.
"What'cha doing Shippou?" Inuyasha asked snatching the letter out of his hands.
"Oh! I uh...um… the girl scouts are selling cookies!" Shippou shouted trying to take the letter back. [How does Shippou know what the girl scouts are?]
"Oh really?"
"INUYASHA-SAMA!"
Ayame came out of nowhere and hugged Inuyasha. Shippou grabbed his letter and ran as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Welcome back dear!" Ayame said. "You look really nice!"
Kouga came out of the hut. "Where's Kagome?"
"She'll be back soon." Inuyasha said pulling off Ayame, "Though you really should know what I just found out."
"And what is that?" Kouga asked raising one eyebrow.
"Oh, just that she's cheating on you that's all"
"WHAT?!"
Inuyasha tried to hold back his grin. "And by way of her friends, I found out that she probably a prostitute!" [That's a lie!]
Anime flames surrounded the person who had just entered behind Inuyasha.
"Is it just me or has it gotten hotter?"
"OSUWARI!"
{Slam}
Yep. It was Kagome.
5,000 'osuwari' 's later…
"WAAAH!! You're so mean Kagome!! Inuyasha can't go on a date with me if he has a concussion!!" Ayame wailed.
"Calm down. He's probably just unconscious." Kouga said, "A thick skull like his can't break easily."
"I have an idea how to wake him up!" Miroku said looking helpful. He whispered something to Ayame, and she happily ran off.
"Serves him right!" Kagome said stomping into the hut.
The others followed her.
"Though, I think he was only just joking…" Sango said.
"So you're taking his side?"
"No, I'm just saying that he's got Ayame now. Why would he try to make things go wrong between you and Kouga? Unless…"
"…He still has feelings for you." Miroku continued.
Suddenly there was a big splash, and loud shrill howl coming from outside.
"Ayame's back!" Miroku said.
"What did you say to her?" Kagome asked.
Miroku smiled innocently. "I just told her that if you dump a bucket of ice water over his head, he would wake up. Especially if you took off his shirt first."
"Mi…ro... ku…"
Suddenly Miroku was pummeled by a storm of clawed fists.
"Yep. It worked alright." Sango sighed.
The next day…
"Look Kagome. I got you're stupid clothes. Now will you give me some money already?"
"If you think they're so stupid, why are you still wearing them?" Kagome answered.
Inuyasha didn't want to admit it, but he kind of liked the stuff modern people wear.
"That's because...my regular clothes are still in your time!" Inuyasha answered.
Kagome pulled a twenty. "Give me one good reason why I should help you."
"Because…" Inuyasha thought hard. "Because…I'm…I'm sorry that I was teasing you.
"That's better." Kagome said. She pulled out of her pocket her wallet, and threw it to Inuyasha. Inside was three twenties and a five.
"Try not to use it all." Kagome said turning around.
"That's it?" Inuyasha asked, "no 'osuwari's or nothing?"
"No." Kagome answered, " You apologized. Besides you were just teasing."
"Damn! If I knew that you'd be such a pushover, I would have let Kouga have you years ago!"
"OSUWARI!"
"Won't he ever learn?" a voice called from Inuyasha.
Behind him stood Shippou, Kouga, and Ayame. Ayame was also wearing a modern outfit; a high collar sleeves shirt, and a mini-skirt to match. Her hair was styled in its usual ponytail style, but it was brushed so it looked silky and shiny. She was wearing a pair of white sneakers that had a strap in the back, and low cut socks.
"Wow, you look nice." Inuyasha said.
"Arigato, are you ready?" Ayame said blushing a little bit.
"Hai." Inuyasha answered, "let's go.
Together they walked to the well and jumped in. out of nowhere, Sango and Miroku appeared.
"Do you think your three shards will be enough?" Sango whispered.
"Hai. " Miroku answered. "If they can go just by using Inuyasha's ability, we can too."
And with that, they followed Inuyasha and Ayame.
"So what will we do first?" Ayame asked. she reached over and held his hand.
"Let's eat. I'm hungry." Inuyasha answered quickly letting go.
"So what's there to eat in Kagome's time?" Ayame asked.
Inuyasha sighed, "well, there's ramen, and ice cream, candy..."
Both canine Youkai stopped.
"That is the tastiest-smelling food I have ever smelled in my entire life!" Ayame said.
"You could say that again!" Inuyasha said, "it's coming from that building!" Inuyasha pointed to a building that had a big sign reading 'Tony's pizza parlor'.
"Let's eat there." they said in unison
"I want two of the largest pizza's that you have!" Inuyasha said slamming down a twenty. "With everything on 'em!!"
"You're kidding right?" the guy behind the counter said laughing.
"Nope!" Ayame said, "and make it fast!"
"Ok..."
Ayame looked at the pizza in front of her. "Whoa, could they get any bigger?"
"What? Too big for a wittle wolves' tummy?" Inuyasha asked.
"No." Ayame answered, "I just think that cute puppy like you'd be unable to finish a big meal like this."
"Are you challenging me?" Inuyasha asked.
"You bet." Ayame said grinning.
"Loser has to kiss Miroku." Inuyasha said with a smirk.
"You're on!"
Both Inuyasha and Ayame started to stuff pizza into their mouths.
"Ugh...I think I'm going to be sick..." Sango said watching the pair eats.
"Well what do you expect?" Miroku said, "Inuyasha and Ayame are canines. "They were never taught manners."
"Hai."
"Shippou, when did you come?" Sango asked.
"Same time you did." Shippou answered, "I was disguised as houshi-sama's staff."
"Why did you come?"
"I'm afraid that information is classified."
"Wha-"
"Oh look! They're finishing!" Shippou said trying to change the subject.
"Muhmih!" Inuyasha shouted, mouth full. He quickly swallowed. But not quickly enough.
"FINISHED!!!" Ayame shouted standing up. "You lose Inuyasha!"
"No fair!!"
"Come on, you know I won!" Ayame said, "and you lose the bet!"
Miroku looked puzzled. "What bet are they talking about?"
"I don't know." Sango answered, "We hid too far away to hear anything."
Shippou smiled and wrote in his notepad.
[I'm evil. I know. ^_^]
"{Sigh} Ayame. Will you PLEASE stop teasing me?" Inuyasha said as they left the parlor.
"Hee hee! Sorry dear!" Ayame said, "so… what next?"
"I don't know." Inuyasha answered. "You decide."
"Um...let's go in that!" Ayame said pointing.
"A Ferris wheel?" Inuyasha asked, "I thought those were only in kagome's mangas."
"You read those too?" Ayame said.
"Well...only once or twice." Inuyasha said, " when I was really bored and there was nothing to do." he quickly added.
"What's your favorite manga?"
"Ranma 1/2--uh-I mean-why would you care?"
After the Ferris wheel they went on roller coaster. Soon they had ridden every ride in the whole amusement park.
"Ayame-sama," Inuyasha said getting off the ride called 'the tornado', [I Luv that ride!] "It's getting late. We'd better go."
"Ok..."Ayame said spinning in circles. Not realizing it, she almost ran into a tree.
Inuyasha stopped her and sweatdroped. "Maybe we'd better take a walk before we go."
"alright dear!" ayame said trying to walk in a straight line.
"Aw, do we have to go?" Shippou asked leaving the ride.
"Appears so." Sango said.
Miroku sighed. "Looks like they're heading toward that park. I guess they want to lose dizziness before leaving."
"say," Sango asked, " have you noticed how whenever Ayame tries to be affectionate to Inuyasha, he's always let go and avoided it?"
"Yeah," Miroku commented, "do you think that he may not like her after all?"
"mabye." sango said, "but we'd better follow just in case."
The trio followed at a safe distance.
"Dear," Ayame said holding tightly to Inuyasha's arm, "I had fun. Thanks for coming."
"No problem. I almost had fun too." Inuyasha said pulling her off.
"Almost?"
"I lost the worst bet on the face of the earth."
Ayame burst out laughing. "I'm sorry dear, but it was your bet."
"I know. I know."
"see? he did it again!" Miroku said pointing to Inuyasha.
"Shippou, stop moving!" Sango whispered.
"I'm sorry Sango-sama!" Shippou said, "But this is a bush of yellow daises!"
"So what?" Miroku said, "yellow not you're color?"
"no, yellow's a really nice color!" Shippou said, "it's just.... I'm.... I'm... al.. aller.. AACHOO!! ...allergic."
Inuyasha stopped. 'I knew we were being followed!' he thought to himself. He looked over at the bush where he heard the tiny sneeze came from. His super-sensitive ears heard the voices of Sango Shippou and Miroku.
'Kagome sent them to spy on me!' Inuyasha thought to himself, 'and if I tell Ayame then...oh no.'
"Something wrong dear?" Ayame asked. "You're face is turning red."
"N-nothing." Inuyasha thought for a minute. 'I am NOT going to kiss... wait. Those jerks will tell Kagome everything that's happened. And they must have noticed how little I've made physical contact with Ayame! Then I guess I'll have to make it up right now before they spill their guts to Kagome.'
"Ayame." Inuyasha said, smiling.
"Yes, dear?" Ayame asked.
"Close you're eyes."
She did thus and Inuyasha gently lifted her chin. He leaned in and kissed her.
0_o
******
Luna girl: HE DID WHAT!?!?!
Shippou: he kissed her!
Luna Girl: NO WAY!!
Shippou: if I weren't able to hear thoughts, I would have punched him. He thinks Kagome sent us, so that we could tell that he didn't really like her!
Luna girl: he doesn't?
Shippou: No! He just wants to get back at Kagome!
Luna Girl: well.... THIS is going to be interesting.
Luna Girl: So, there it is. I wrote this chappie to help all those reviewers who keep on asking me if inuyahsa is going to marry Ayame. But they say, don't beleve everything you see, and only half of what you hear! {hint hint} Please keep reviewing! Toodles! ^_^
