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Hope you enjoyed chapter one, sorry it took me so long to get chapter two up, with finals and all, I had a hard time finding the time and motive to write, but here it is, chapter two!

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Day 2

Hiei slowly opened his eyes and looked around the room he saw the clock on the wall and it read 2:30a.m. *Grumble* his stomach started to make noise. "I guess it's because I didn't have anything to eat since before Kikami left." He got up and walked into the kitchen. It was pitch black and he stepped on Lamura's tail. She jumped up and let out a large yelp. He groaned as he knelt down. "Come on Lamura, I'm sorry, just go back to sleep, I promise it won't happen aga." He was interrupted by the dog's wet slobbery tongue licking his face. "La, Lamura! Cut that out!"

The dog stopped and looked up at him with her big eyes. "WOOF!" She barked happily.

"Don't even start with me." He snapped. He made his way to the refrigerator and searched blindly for the handle. Once he found it he pulled and a beam of light poured into the room. "Ahhh! That's bright." It took him a minute for his eyes to adjust and once he could see again, he looked to see what Kikami had left for him to eat. There wasn't much, but he found six pieces of pizza and heated it up. He turned the lights on low so he could actually see and sat down at the table and ate a few bites. "Pathetic human food." He got up and put the plate still with five and half pieces, on the counter. He turned the lights off and stumbled back to the couch. He dozed off to sleep again. *****************

Hiei was awakened yet again, by the sound of breaking glass. It had gotten much lighter out and it was almost 8:00a.m. He jumped up with his katana in his hand and looked around. He heard whimpering coming from the kitchen. He slowly walked into the kitchen not sure if he really wanted to see what had happened. He looked down and noticed Lamura huddled in the corner, whimpering. He looked at the floor underneath the counter and saw the plate he had used earlier that morning in pieces on the floor. The pizza was gone and all that remained were a few crumbs lying among the glass. Hiei glared at the dog, but didn't say anything. He knelt down and began to pick up the pieces. Just then, the doorbell rang and startled Hiei. His hand slipped and he cut himself on a piece of glass.

"Ahhh." He said as he winced in pain. "Who could possibly be at the door?" Lamura jumped up and ran to the door barking. He set the glass pieces aside and went to answer the door. He looked through the peek-hole and saw Botan. "Great, just what I need." He opened the door and struggled to keep the hyper dog from escaping once more. He looked up at Botan and greeted her with a, "What!"

"My, aren't we cheerful this morning." She said as she stepped aside revealing Yukina and Keiko. "We heard you were having some trouble with Kikami's dog and thought we could help." She said, looking at Lamura. "The boys are busy with their own thing and said they'd be over later, but we're free now!"

"Fine. Then you can keep track of the dog and pick up the glass in the kitchen. Yukina, you can make yourself at home, and Keiko, you can clean the fish bowl." He ordered as he walked towards the garage.

"Wait, just where do you think you're going?" Botan asked, "We said we'd help you, not watch them for you!"

"I'm going out by the rabbit, now if you would leave me alone; maybe we could get some work done."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!" She giggled. But she became quiet as Hiei shot her his famous death-glare.

"Oh Hiei, could I come with you, I just love animals and I would really like to see Kikami's rabbit." Yukina requested.

"Uh, I guess so, come on."

They walked out to the dark, cool garage and opened the garage door flooding the room with light. The medium sized black and white rabbit began to hop wildly around her cage as the two walked towards her. Hiei opened the cage door and tried to reach for the rabbit. She kept hopping away from his grasping hands and finally Yukina said, "Here, let me try." She reached out her hand and let Kaiyama sniff her hand. She gently picked the rabbit up and held it in her arms. "See, it isn't that hard, you just have to be gentle." Hiei just stared at the now calm rabbit. "You ok Hiei?"

"What? Yeah, sorry." He said as he snapped out of his daze. He filled up the rabbit's food bowl and put plenty of hay in the corner for her to eat.

"Can we bring her inside for a bit?" She looked at him with her deep red eyes which matched his own. "Pretty please?"

"Yeah, sure, what could go wrong"

They walked back into the house and Botan came and met them in the hallway, covered from head to toe in flour. "I'm really sorry Hiei, but I spilled some flour on the floor, and its everywhere."

"Just what I need. Ok, Botan, you go with Yukina because you obviously can't do anything by yourself and I'll go clean up the mess. Did you at least get the glass cleaned up?"

"Yes, and I thought I'd be nice and make you some bread, but the bag was so heavy and it broke when it hit the floor. You know, with Kikami gone and all, I thought you might want something new to eat."

"Fine! Just go and watch the rabbit with Yukina." He grumbled as he walked towards the kitchen. He walked into the room, and there was, like Botan had said, flour everywhere. "Goodie."

Keiko must be upstairs with the fish; I can hear the radio from here. Can't she turn it down a bit?"

He walked over to the closet and got out the broom. He started to sweep up the white mess only to be interrupted by a scream followed by barking, coming from the living room.

"Aeiiiii!!! No, Stop, come back here!"

Hiei walked into the next room only to see a blur run by him followed by the barking Labrador. The dog plowed into him knocking the startled fire demon to the ground. He looked up and saw Botan and Yukina run after the out-of-control Lamura. The rabbit ran back towards him and as he tried to grab a hold of Kaiyama, Lamura ran up and jumped on Hiei, knocking him back onto the ground and sending the scared rabbit scurrying off again. Kaiyama ran straight for the spilled flour and began to dig herself a whole to get away from the scary dog, but all she ended up doing was spraying flour out from behind her, hitting a very surprised Lamura in the face. Flour got up the dog's wet nose and covered her whole head and her front paws.

"Achoo!" The dog sneezed. "Achoo!"

The rabbit hid herself in the flour and all you could see was her twitching little nose.

Keiko came downstairs with her job all complete. "I decided to keep the fish bowl in the living room; I thought it would be a good place to put it. I was just cleaning the upstairs and Oh my gosh, what happened?"

"Are you deaf? Couldn't you hear all the barking and crashes?" Hiei asked surprisingly.

"Oh, sorry, I must have had the music on too loud. But what happened?"

"Kaiyama got loose and Lamura chased her around the house. Botan spilled a bag of flour and now Lamura has flour up her nose." Yukina explained as she held the flour covered, shaking rabbit.

"Oh, how awful, I'll help you clean up the flour." Keiko offered as she picked up the broom.

"Ok, Yukina and I will give Kaiyama a bath and get all of the flour out of her fur, and then we'll put her back outside so she can eat." Botan decided.

"Great, that means I get to give this mess a bath." He complained as he pointed at the flour-soaked Lamura.

"Oh come on Hiei, it won't be that bad." Yukina assured, "I could help you instead if you wanted me to."

"No, that's alright, you can help Botan, I'll be fine by myself." He sighed as he took Lamura by the collar and brought her outback. He chained her up outside and went in to grab the shampoo. When he came back, not only was she still covered in flour, she now had a layer of dirt on her coat as well. "What am I going to do with you?" He turned on the hose and had the water pour out onto the dog's dirty black fur. He rubbed the shampoo all over her fur until she was covered with pinkish-purple bubbles. He washed her down with the cool water until all of the bubbles were gone. She sneezed again and flour came out of her nose. He took a wash cloth and wiped off her nose and was about to dry her off with a fluffy purple towel, when she dried herself off by shaking her wet fur, sending water flying in every direction. Hiei's black tee-shirt and pants became soaked with water. He shot a death defying glare at the dog, who looked back at him with her big puppy dog eyes. All of a sudden, there was the sound of yet more glass breaking and something whizzed past Hiei's head, barely missing his spiky black hair. He turned and saw Yusuke and Kuwabara with horrified looks on their faces as they stared through the broken window at him.

"Crap, Urameshi, I think he's gonna kill us!" Kuwabara whispered to the shaking teen, "Look you can see the steam coming from his ears again."

"Yeah, I think you're right, what are we gonna do?" He whispered back as they continued to stare at Hiei.

"What do you think you're doing?!" He yelled at them as they cowered in fear trying to find a way to escape the furious fire demon. "Look at the mess you've made, and just look at Lamura, she's shaking and now I'll have to calm her down again!"

"We, We're r really s sorry Hiei, we'll clean up th the mess." They stuttered.

"Oh calm down Hiei, it's not a big deal, they'll clean up the mess and Botan and I will go see if we can find a replacement for the window, ok?" Kurama said as he walked in next to the terrified punks. "We just thought that we would come and see how you were doing and they just got into one of their little fights and started to throw things."

"Hn."

"There, now you just focus on the dog and everything else will be taken care of." He turned around and left to find Botan.

"Hiei turned his attention to Lamura. Ok, now that you're clean, let's get you back inside. They walked through the garage and Hiei looked at Kaiyama and noticed that her fur was sparkling clean. "The girls did a good job at getting that flour out of her fur." He said as he looked at Lamura, "Why am I telling you this? That's it, I'm going crazy." They walked into the house and Hiei looked around. All of the flour was clean and Yukina and Keiko were making lunch. Kuwabara and Yusuke were cleaning up the broken glass and Hiei couldn't help but laugh as they picked up the sharp pieces and as they each received cuts on their hands. "Serves you right" He snickered. Just at that moment, Lamura started to make weird noises. Hiei looked down at her and suddenly, she threw up all over the carpet. It was all yellow and he could actually see the chunks of pepperoni surrounded by the mess.

"Ok, that's gross!" Kuwabara gagged as he stared at the dog.

Keiko ran in and saw the mess and yelled, "Yukina, come quick! Hiei, you take Lamura back outside." She looked at the dog, "Just what did you let her eat?"

"Hn. She ate some pizza early this morning."

"Exactly how many pieces of pizza did she eat?" She asked as she looked down at the mess.

"About five."

"Five! It's no wonder she threw up!"

"Now see Hiei, that's what you get when you answer Keiko's questions!" Yusuke laughed, "You're so lucky, she's even giving you her lecture face!"

"Yusuke you jerk!" She turned around and slapped his cheek so hard that he fell to the ground twitching.

Hiei turned and dragged the dog outside once again. He put the dog on her leash and walked her down the street. He decided to just wander around. He began walking down side-streets towards the park as Lamura started to sniff around and began to go number two. It was all runny and it smelled terrible. Hiei took a plastic bag out of his pocket and unhappily began to pick up the disgusting mess. He tied the bag shut and looked at it.

That Kuwabara is always screwing things up. Hiei thought for a moment and then turned away from the park and walked towards Kuwabara's house. Once he finally made it to the buffoon's house, he opened up the mailbox and took out the mail and placed it on the door step. He then threw the doggy bag inside and shut the door.

"Ha, that'll teach Kuwabara a lesson!"

He walked back towards Kikami's house and just as he reached the garage, Kurama and Botan pulled into the driveway just barly missing Hiei as the pink sports car came to a sudden stop. Kurama stepped out of the passenger's seat, his long red hair standing on end.

"I am never letting you drive again! Do you even have a license?"

"Nope!" She proudly stated as she climbed out of the driver's seat.

"Then why were you driving? You could have gotten us killed!"

"It's hard to say, it just seemed like fun! Oh hi Hiei, sorry about almost hitting you just now!"

"Will you two stop arguing and put that window back in the frame?" He snapped.

"Fine, ok, we're going." Botan grumbled.

Hiei walked in behind Kurama and Botan and unhooked Lamura. She burst into the kitchen and put her paws up on the counter. Hiei sped after her and caught her just as she was about to take a bite out of the sandwiches that Yukina and Keiko had made. "No more counter food for you, go eat your own food." He said as he pointed to the food bowl in the corner which was filled to the brim with dry dog food. Botan walked into the kitchen and started to place paper plates on the table.

"Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara are putting the new window in, lunch we'll eat lunch once they're done."

"Hn."

He looked at the clock which read, 1:30p.m. and said, "It could take them forever to get that window in, I'm eating now." He grabbed a sandwich and a soda and walked upstairs. He walked into the bedroom and noticed it was clean. "This is Keiko's doing isn't it." He said to himself. He sat down on the bed and turned on the TV. He flipped through the channels and came to NBC, where they were showing a Friends marathon. He sat back and ate his sandwich as he watched Rachel and Ross fighting. "Hn. Big surprise, wonder what they're fighting about this time."

On the TV,

"I was going to tell you, really I was, but Joey and Chandler told me not to! I ran everywhere today just to make sure you didn't find out! You don't know how hard I tried to get her out of my apartment this morning!"

"Just what time did your little friend leave? Oh my gawd, don't tell me, She was there? She was there when I was?!"

"Um."

Meanwhile, in Monica's room,

"You mean to tell us that you knew about this?!" Monica whispered.

"Um, well,"

"You two should be ashamed of yourselves." Phoebe scolded.

Back to Ross and Rachel,

"I'm going to order a pizza." She claimed as she picked up the phone.

"Could you order one for the both of us, I'm kinda hungry too."

"Fine!"

Back in Monica's room,

"Oh man! Pizza! I'm so hungry!" Joey complained.

"Man, you're always hungry!" Chandler joked.

"Oh, wait, we can eat the wax!"

"Um, what, wax does not taste like pizza, wax tastes like, well, wax!" Joey argued.

"But its organic wax!"

Back in Hiei's bedroom,

"Hn, this sandwich tastes like wax. Why can't these humans have regular food?" He through the rest of the sandwich on the plate and continued to watch Friends as he slowly drifted off to sleep.

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He awoke only to find everyone staring at him and silently giggling to themselves.

"What, what's so funny?"

"Go look in a mirror shorty!" Kuwabara laughed.

He got up and walked into the bathroom. He looked into the mirror and screamed. "Who did this to me? Are you looking for a death wish?!"

"S, sorry Hiei, w we just thought that it was funny and we wouldn't have done it, but we saw Ross draw on Rachel's face when she was asleep, so we couldn't resist!" Botan was trying so hard not to laugh.

"Look at me! There are scribbles all over my face!"

"We have been looking at you, that's what's been so funny!! Hahaha!!!" Yusuke laughed.

"Well, it's time for us to go, its getting late, we'll see you tomorrow, and don't forget to throw the rest of your sandwich away if you don't finish it so Lamura doesn't eat it." Keiko reminded.

"Ya, whatever." He answered still very annoyed. He looked at the clock and was surprised to see that it now said, 7:30p.m.

He walked into the bathroom and scrubbed his face until the black marker was all gone. His face and hands were all red from trying to get his face clean. Lamura ran into the bedroom and jumped onto the bed. She landed on the remote controller and switched the channels from NBC to the Weather Channel.

"Warning: Dangerous winds and softball sized hail, find out more on your Local on the Eights." Without listening, Hiei pushed the power button causing the screen to go black and walked out of the room, with the dog following closely behind.

******************** So, what did you think? Don't forget to review and tell me! Chapter three will be coming soon so keep checking back every once in a while!

Thanks for reading!