A/N: *running around in circles* Reviews!Reviews!Reviews! ^^...O.O What are you looking at!? JUST BECAUSE I'M OVERLY HAPPY ABOUT THE REVIEWS I GOT DOESN'T MEAN I'M CRAZY! ...okay, maybe it does. ^^;; Second chapter's up! Read and enjoy!
Disclaimer: *crying hysterically* I DON'T OWN LEGOLAAASSSS! WAAHHHH! ...I mean, I don't care! *crosses arms* *cries* LEAVE ME ALONE!!
~*~*~*~*~*It's a Ghost!*~*~*~*~*~
Legolas was trapped. There was nowhere to go. He searched for something to help him escape with, but there was nothing. Only the cold night sky...and of course the fangirls.
"COME TO US LEGOLLLAASSSSSSS!"
"YES, EMBRACE THE FANGIRLS!!"
"JOIN US OR DIE!"
Everyone stops to stare at this last one. "No killing Leggy!" They shove her off the human ladder.
"Bastards!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BEE-OTCH!"
'Alright,' Legolas thought, 'I should make my move while they're fighting. But where can I go? The other trees are too far away and I can't very well plummet to my death. ...Or can I?' He takes a look over the leaves and at the ground. 'Well, here goes nothing...hope I don't hurt my nads." He steps ever so slightly away from the limb.
"Oh my God!" A fangirl screams. "WHAT IS HE DOING!?"
'Mwa hahahaha. They'll never fig-' He starts to lose his balance. "Oh SHIT!"
Instead of falling gracefully from the tree, he makes a wrong move and tumbles off the limb, plummeting through the lower branches. "Ow, ow, ow, ow-" His pants get snagged on one momentarily.
^^ "Oh, see! I told you he wears briefs!"
O.O "Those aren't briefs!"
He gets unhooked and lands in some bushes, out of the fangirls' view.
They all look over.
"Oh my God! I'm totally mortified!" One by one, they crawl down off each other's shoulders and slowly walk over to the now still shrubbery.
"Do you think he's alive?"
"I dunno...let's poke 'em with a stick!"
"No! We have to be gentle with him!"
"...let's throw a rock at 'em!"
"NO!"
"Wait, call me crazy, but I think maybe we should give him CPR!"
"Yeah!"
"Oh, oh! And we can search him for broken bones!"
"Yeessssss!"
"This'll be fun!"
"Don't worry Leggy, we're coming!"
:::::IN THE BUSH:::::
'Wait, did they just say something about performing CPR? And searching for broken bones? Ah crap, now I've gotta get away from here before they reach the bush! But how?' He turns his head to look at the plant surrounding him. 'Hmmm...I think I have an idea.' He grabs handfuls of shrub and dirt, throwing them on his body as he goes along. 'Yeah...this should do it.'
:::::OUTSIDE:::::
The fangirls continue creeping up to the bush.
O.O "I hope he's okay..."
^^ "I hope he's still hot!"
Suddenly the bush shakes.
"AH! What was that!?"
It shakes again.
"Legolas? Is that you?"
*moan*
"Hold on Leggy!" The fangirls run forward.
"ROOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
"Gyah!" They skid to a halt as a figure jumps up from the brush.
"Hear ye! Hear ye!"
"...Uh, Legolas?"
It was indeed Legolas. Covered from head to toe in plant and dirt, twigs sticking out of his hair and grime smeared across his face. Of course HE didn't want them to know this obvious fact, so what does he do? Does he run away? No, nothing like that. He decides to stand his ground and face his foes. Very stupid on his part. "Um, ROAR!"
*sweatdrop* "And who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm, uh, well...you should know who I am!"
"Riiighhttt..."
*gasp!* "Wait you guys! I think maybe this is Legolas's spirit!"
He almost gawks at the girls stupidity. But seeing an opportunity to take advantage in it, he encourages the statement. "Yes! It is I! The Great Elf Spirit! LEGOLAS'S GHOST!!"
*GASP!*
"That is right!" He points to a random fan. "And it is yooouuuu, YOU who killed him!"
"NooOOOooOOO!!" She falls dramatically to the ground.
The rest just stare at her.
"...I wasn't just talking about HER."
"...waaahhhhhhhh!" They all drop to their knees. "Please don't hurt us Mr. Great Elf Spirit! We didn't want him to diieeeee!"
"Yeah! We just wanted to love him!"
"And hug him!"
"And squeeze 'em!"
"And kiss him!"
"And feed 'em!"
"And wash him!"
"And hug 'em!"
"And love 'em!"
"And-"
"STTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP!!!" He clutches his ears. "No more! Do not speak of such matters!" By now the muck was starting to come off his skin and leaves were falling out of his hair. "Now leave this place or forever be haunted by...ME!!"
"AAAHHHHH!" They scream and run around in mass confusion.
Seeing this was going nowhere, the elf bagan to walk away in the opposite direction.
A fangirl notices and calls out to him. When he doesn't answer, she runs over to the bush he came out of. "H-hey! You guys, come over here!" The rabid fangirls stop in mid-panic, walking over to where the other one stood. "There's no body!"
"What!?" A vein pops in someone's head.
"That little prick tricked us!" Someone else clenches their teeth.
"Grrr...come on girls! Let's get 'em!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
Everyone makes fists and run after the escaping elf.
...poor, poor little elf.
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A/N: What will happen when the rabid fangirls catch him!? WILL they catch him!? Where will Legolas run to! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Um, hope you liked it! ^^;; Please review!
Disclaimer: *crying hysterically* I DON'T OWN LEGOLAAASSSS! WAAHHHH! ...I mean, I don't care! *crosses arms* *cries* LEAVE ME ALONE!!
~*~*~*~*~*It's a Ghost!*~*~*~*~*~
Legolas was trapped. There was nowhere to go. He searched for something to help him escape with, but there was nothing. Only the cold night sky...and of course the fangirls.
"COME TO US LEGOLLLAASSSSSSS!"
"YES, EMBRACE THE FANGIRLS!!"
"JOIN US OR DIE!"
Everyone stops to stare at this last one. "No killing Leggy!" They shove her off the human ladder.
"Bastards!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BEE-OTCH!"
'Alright,' Legolas thought, 'I should make my move while they're fighting. But where can I go? The other trees are too far away and I can't very well plummet to my death. ...Or can I?' He takes a look over the leaves and at the ground. 'Well, here goes nothing...hope I don't hurt my nads." He steps ever so slightly away from the limb.
"Oh my God!" A fangirl screams. "WHAT IS HE DOING!?"
'Mwa hahahaha. They'll never fig-' He starts to lose his balance. "Oh SHIT!"
Instead of falling gracefully from the tree, he makes a wrong move and tumbles off the limb, plummeting through the lower branches. "Ow, ow, ow, ow-" His pants get snagged on one momentarily.
^^ "Oh, see! I told you he wears briefs!"
O.O "Those aren't briefs!"
He gets unhooked and lands in some bushes, out of the fangirls' view.
They all look over.
"Oh my God! I'm totally mortified!" One by one, they crawl down off each other's shoulders and slowly walk over to the now still shrubbery.
"Do you think he's alive?"
"I dunno...let's poke 'em with a stick!"
"No! We have to be gentle with him!"
"...let's throw a rock at 'em!"
"NO!"
"Wait, call me crazy, but I think maybe we should give him CPR!"
"Yeah!"
"Oh, oh! And we can search him for broken bones!"
"Yeessssss!"
"This'll be fun!"
"Don't worry Leggy, we're coming!"
:::::IN THE BUSH:::::
'Wait, did they just say something about performing CPR? And searching for broken bones? Ah crap, now I've gotta get away from here before they reach the bush! But how?' He turns his head to look at the plant surrounding him. 'Hmmm...I think I have an idea.' He grabs handfuls of shrub and dirt, throwing them on his body as he goes along. 'Yeah...this should do it.'
:::::OUTSIDE:::::
The fangirls continue creeping up to the bush.
O.O "I hope he's okay..."
^^ "I hope he's still hot!"
Suddenly the bush shakes.
"AH! What was that!?"
It shakes again.
"Legolas? Is that you?"
*moan*
"Hold on Leggy!" The fangirls run forward.
"ROOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
"Gyah!" They skid to a halt as a figure jumps up from the brush.
"Hear ye! Hear ye!"
"...Uh, Legolas?"
It was indeed Legolas. Covered from head to toe in plant and dirt, twigs sticking out of his hair and grime smeared across his face. Of course HE didn't want them to know this obvious fact, so what does he do? Does he run away? No, nothing like that. He decides to stand his ground and face his foes. Very stupid on his part. "Um, ROAR!"
*sweatdrop* "And who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm, uh, well...you should know who I am!"
"Riiighhttt..."
*gasp!* "Wait you guys! I think maybe this is Legolas's spirit!"
He almost gawks at the girls stupidity. But seeing an opportunity to take advantage in it, he encourages the statement. "Yes! It is I! The Great Elf Spirit! LEGOLAS'S GHOST!!"
*GASP!*
"That is right!" He points to a random fan. "And it is yooouuuu, YOU who killed him!"
"NooOOOooOOO!!" She falls dramatically to the ground.
The rest just stare at her.
"...I wasn't just talking about HER."
"...waaahhhhhhhh!" They all drop to their knees. "Please don't hurt us Mr. Great Elf Spirit! We didn't want him to diieeeee!"
"Yeah! We just wanted to love him!"
"And hug him!"
"And squeeze 'em!"
"And kiss him!"
"And feed 'em!"
"And wash him!"
"And hug 'em!"
"And love 'em!"
"And-"
"STTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP!!!" He clutches his ears. "No more! Do not speak of such matters!" By now the muck was starting to come off his skin and leaves were falling out of his hair. "Now leave this place or forever be haunted by...ME!!"
"AAAHHHHH!" They scream and run around in mass confusion.
Seeing this was going nowhere, the elf bagan to walk away in the opposite direction.
A fangirl notices and calls out to him. When he doesn't answer, she runs over to the bush he came out of. "H-hey! You guys, come over here!" The rabid fangirls stop in mid-panic, walking over to where the other one stood. "There's no body!"
"What!?" A vein pops in someone's head.
"That little prick tricked us!" Someone else clenches their teeth.
"Grrr...come on girls! Let's get 'em!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
Everyone makes fists and run after the escaping elf.
...poor, poor little elf.
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A/N: What will happen when the rabid fangirls catch him!? WILL they catch him!? Where will Legolas run to! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Um, hope you liked it! ^^;; Please review!
