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"Amulets of Amorha?" Spike said with a laugh, "Sorry, Pet. There's no such thing."
"Oooh, Baby hasn't been listening. Listening to what the wind calling us. Bad bad boy. I had to get them all by myself, because you wouldn't come," Dru said coming farther into the room.
"You're saying you went and found these nifty rocks on chains, because the wind told you? Pet, you're even more daft than I remember," Spike said lighting a cigarette.
"They called me, every day, calling and calling, telling me to find them, to save us from what's coming," Drusilla said with a sway.
"Something's coming?" he asked his interest now perked.
"Ah, ah, ah. No running to your slayer to save her. Bad boy," she said tossing a glass bottle of holy water at him, which shattered against the wall and burned Spike's hand in the process.
"You, Loony Bitch! What the hell was that for?" Spike shouted.
"Baby needed to be punished." Drusilla said.
"You've gone completely mad now!" Spike screamed at her.
"Hmm..." Drusilla hummed to herself as she went to the window. "Such a lovely day, you should really let the sun in," Drusilla opened the window, streaming the sunlight in, while Spike narrowly escaped the rays, Drusilla basked in them for a few moments without any harm coming to her.
"Bloody hell. What have you found, pet?"
Drusilla laughed, "You have no idea, my baby, you have no idea."
"I honestly had no idea this many abandoned churches had basements," Willow said walking with Buffy.
"Yeah, if a few of these could be storage sheds, it would make our job so much easier," Buffy said walking up a hill to get to the church.
"This is it," Allison said pointing to the church, "I need you to not get hurt, okay?" she continued.
"Yeah, sweetie. Buffy's a pro. She can handle herself," Willow said with a smile.
Buffy turned to Willow, "If I'm not out in a few minutes, I don't want any freaking tulips at this one of my funerals."
Willow rolled her eyes, " Don't even joke, now go."
Buffy ran into the building.
The demon was circling a girl in a white dress. She was inside a pentagram of black ash and a red sand the demon had surrounded her with. He kept muttering in Latin while he walked.
"Now really, if you're going to have a sacrifice, why can't you people just be normal and use goats?" Buffy said strolling into the room.
The demon looked at Buffy and ran at her. As he was about to pin her against the wall she ducked around him enough to see white-dress-girl get up huffily and start scowling at Buffy.
"Stupid, Bitch!" the demon screamed.
"Now that's just rude." Buffy scolded.
Ms. White Dress then grabbed the demon and began to fight. She was good. Rough around the edges, but obviously a slayer.
Buffy ran up to the demon from behind and snapped its neck.
"What did you do that for?" White dress whined.
"That thing was about to kill you," Buffy shrugged.
"I am the slayer. Not that you know what that is, but it means that I would have been fine and it was all in the plan, until YOU showed up and ruined it all." White dress huffed.
"One. You are A slayer, not THE slayer. Two. That thing was going to kill you, if I didn't help. And three. I run an academy to train slayers and if you're interested here is our card. Now, any questions?" Buffy asked the girl who was beginning to become rather annoying.
The girl stared gaping at Buffy for a second.
"Didn't think so," Buffy said walking out the door.
"So, is our baddie trounced and the damsel in distress naming her first-born after you?" Willow asked.
"Well, the demon's dead and get this. The damsel's a slayer." Buffy said.
"Really? Hmm... So is she coming to the Institute?" Willow said picking up Allison and beginning to walk away.
"Not sure. She's a good fighter, but she's got a bit of a superiority complex." Buffy said following suit.
"Yeah, that's so odd, considering she's a member of a rare breed of superheroes," Willow said.
Buffy rolled her eyes and they kept walking.
"Did this seem at all...you know...gay?"
"WILLOW!" Buffy laughed, while socking her friend in the arm.
"Hey, a girl has to ask!" Willow replied giggling.
"Amulets of Amorha?" Spike said with a laugh, "Sorry, Pet. There's no such thing."
"Oooh, Baby hasn't been listening. Listening to what the wind calling us. Bad bad boy. I had to get them all by myself, because you wouldn't come," Dru said coming farther into the room.
"You're saying you went and found these nifty rocks on chains, because the wind told you? Pet, you're even more daft than I remember," Spike said lighting a cigarette.
"They called me, every day, calling and calling, telling me to find them, to save us from what's coming," Drusilla said with a sway.
"Something's coming?" he asked his interest now perked.
"Ah, ah, ah. No running to your slayer to save her. Bad boy," she said tossing a glass bottle of holy water at him, which shattered against the wall and burned Spike's hand in the process.
"You, Loony Bitch! What the hell was that for?" Spike shouted.
"Baby needed to be punished." Drusilla said.
"You've gone completely mad now!" Spike screamed at her.
"Hmm..." Drusilla hummed to herself as she went to the window. "Such a lovely day, you should really let the sun in," Drusilla opened the window, streaming the sunlight in, while Spike narrowly escaped the rays, Drusilla basked in them for a few moments without any harm coming to her.
"Bloody hell. What have you found, pet?"
Drusilla laughed, "You have no idea, my baby, you have no idea."
"I honestly had no idea this many abandoned churches had basements," Willow said walking with Buffy.
"Yeah, if a few of these could be storage sheds, it would make our job so much easier," Buffy said walking up a hill to get to the church.
"This is it," Allison said pointing to the church, "I need you to not get hurt, okay?" she continued.
"Yeah, sweetie. Buffy's a pro. She can handle herself," Willow said with a smile.
Buffy turned to Willow, "If I'm not out in a few minutes, I don't want any freaking tulips at this one of my funerals."
Willow rolled her eyes, " Don't even joke, now go."
Buffy ran into the building.
The demon was circling a girl in a white dress. She was inside a pentagram of black ash and a red sand the demon had surrounded her with. He kept muttering in Latin while he walked.
"Now really, if you're going to have a sacrifice, why can't you people just be normal and use goats?" Buffy said strolling into the room.
The demon looked at Buffy and ran at her. As he was about to pin her against the wall she ducked around him enough to see white-dress-girl get up huffily and start scowling at Buffy.
"Stupid, Bitch!" the demon screamed.
"Now that's just rude." Buffy scolded.
Ms. White Dress then grabbed the demon and began to fight. She was good. Rough around the edges, but obviously a slayer.
Buffy ran up to the demon from behind and snapped its neck.
"What did you do that for?" White dress whined.
"That thing was about to kill you," Buffy shrugged.
"I am the slayer. Not that you know what that is, but it means that I would have been fine and it was all in the plan, until YOU showed up and ruined it all." White dress huffed.
"One. You are A slayer, not THE slayer. Two. That thing was going to kill you, if I didn't help. And three. I run an academy to train slayers and if you're interested here is our card. Now, any questions?" Buffy asked the girl who was beginning to become rather annoying.
The girl stared gaping at Buffy for a second.
"Didn't think so," Buffy said walking out the door.
"So, is our baddie trounced and the damsel in distress naming her first-born after you?" Willow asked.
"Well, the demon's dead and get this. The damsel's a slayer." Buffy said.
"Really? Hmm... So is she coming to the Institute?" Willow said picking up Allison and beginning to walk away.
"Not sure. She's a good fighter, but she's got a bit of a superiority complex." Buffy said following suit.
"Yeah, that's so odd, considering she's a member of a rare breed of superheroes," Willow said.
Buffy rolled her eyes and they kept walking.
"Did this seem at all...you know...gay?"
"WILLOW!" Buffy laughed, while socking her friend in the arm.
"Hey, a girl has to ask!" Willow replied giggling.
