Kirby's Dream Smash
Roy: I found something I understand!
SWB: Oh yeah? What?
Roy: I understand that I don't understand anything!
SWB: You don't. 'Cause if you do, you DO understand a thing, so that's not an option.
Roy: Huh?
Marth: He doesn't understand it.
SWB: Yeah, I figured that. Anyway, Marth, you do the disclaimer.
Marth: SWB does not own any SSBM characters.
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Chapter 4: Truth or Dare!
SWB: Yeah! This will be my favourite chapter! Muahahahhahahahahahah! *lightning in the background*
Everyone else: *shivering* (O_O)
SWB: But, there will be new rules. Everyone only gets to pick truth once. Hehehehehehe..... And, if you don't do the dare, you will have to face 3 horrible Truth questions. It also works vice versa. If you don't answer the Truth... There will be 3 horrible Dares...
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SWB: I start. PEACH, truth or dare?
Peach: Truth.
SWB: Which guys of us do you think, are hot?
Peach *death glares SWB* Luigi, Roy, Marth, Link, and you.
SWB: ME? I'm gonna commit suicide.
Peach: Ok, Link. Truth or dare?
Link: Truth.
Peach: Do you like Zelda?
Link: No, I hate the (insert favourite swear word here) Zelda: HEY!
Link: SWB, Truth or dare?
SWB: Truth.
Link: If you were to be one of us, who would you be?
SWB: KIRBY! *drooling*
Kirby: (^o^)
SWB: Ok, C. Falcon, truth or dare?
C. Falcon: Truth.
SWB: Do you actually have metallic nipples?
C. Falcon: Yeah, so what?
Everyone: (°_°)
C. Falcon: Zelda, truth or dare?
Zelda: Truth.
C. Falcon: How does being zapped feel?
Zelda: Pikachu, help.
Pikachu: *zaps C. Falcon*
Zelda: That way?
C. Falcon: Hey! That's against the rules!
SWB: No it isn't. They were no rules against violence. And for lying, you will have to face a horrible dare. Outside, 50 feet north from here, there is a large wall, specially made for this. I dare you to run into that wall at a speed of 60 km/h in that wall 250 times.
C. Falcon: That's cruel.
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Will C. Falcon survive the wall-bashing? Will there finally be some dares? See it in the next episode of... Kirby's Dream Smash!
Oh yeah, please review.
Roy: I found something I understand!
SWB: Oh yeah? What?
Roy: I understand that I don't understand anything!
SWB: You don't. 'Cause if you do, you DO understand a thing, so that's not an option.
Roy: Huh?
Marth: He doesn't understand it.
SWB: Yeah, I figured that. Anyway, Marth, you do the disclaimer.
Marth: SWB does not own any SSBM characters.
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Chapter 4: Truth or Dare!
SWB: Yeah! This will be my favourite chapter! Muahahahhahahahahahah! *lightning in the background*
Everyone else: *shivering* (O_O)
SWB: But, there will be new rules. Everyone only gets to pick truth once. Hehehehehehe..... And, if you don't do the dare, you will have to face 3 horrible Truth questions. It also works vice versa. If you don't answer the Truth... There will be 3 horrible Dares...
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SWB: I start. PEACH, truth or dare?
Peach: Truth.
SWB: Which guys of us do you think, are hot?
Peach *death glares SWB* Luigi, Roy, Marth, Link, and you.
SWB: ME? I'm gonna commit suicide.
Peach: Ok, Link. Truth or dare?
Link: Truth.
Peach: Do you like Zelda?
Link: No, I hate the (insert favourite swear word here) Zelda: HEY!
Link: SWB, Truth or dare?
SWB: Truth.
Link: If you were to be one of us, who would you be?
SWB: KIRBY! *drooling*
Kirby: (^o^)
SWB: Ok, C. Falcon, truth or dare?
C. Falcon: Truth.
SWB: Do you actually have metallic nipples?
C. Falcon: Yeah, so what?
Everyone: (°_°)
C. Falcon: Zelda, truth or dare?
Zelda: Truth.
C. Falcon: How does being zapped feel?
Zelda: Pikachu, help.
Pikachu: *zaps C. Falcon*
Zelda: That way?
C. Falcon: Hey! That's against the rules!
SWB: No it isn't. They were no rules against violence. And for lying, you will have to face a horrible dare. Outside, 50 feet north from here, there is a large wall, specially made for this. I dare you to run into that wall at a speed of 60 km/h in that wall 250 times.
C. Falcon: That's cruel.
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Will C. Falcon survive the wall-bashing? Will there finally be some dares? See it in the next episode of... Kirby's Dream Smash!
Oh yeah, please review.
