Kirby's Dream Smash

Roy: I found something I understand!

SWB: Oh yeah? What?

Roy: I understand that I don't understand anything!

SWB: You don't. 'Cause if you do, you DO understand a thing, so that's not an option.

Roy: Huh?

Marth: He doesn't understand it.

SWB: Yeah, I figured that. Anyway, Marth, you do the disclaimer.

Marth: SWB does not own any SSBM characters.

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Chapter 4: Truth or Dare!

SWB: Yeah! This will be my favourite chapter! Muahahahhahahahahahah! *lightning in the background*

Everyone else: *shivering* (O_O)

SWB: But, there will be new rules. Everyone only gets to pick truth once. Hehehehehehe..... And, if you don't do the dare, you will have to face 3 horrible Truth questions. It also works vice versa. If you don't answer the Truth... There will be 3 horrible Dares...

Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

SWB: I start. PEACH, truth or dare?

Peach: Truth.

SWB: Which guys of us do you think, are hot?

Peach *death glares SWB* Luigi, Roy, Marth, Link, and you.

SWB: ME? I'm gonna commit suicide.

Peach: Ok, Link. Truth or dare?

Link: Truth.

Peach: Do you like Zelda?

Link: No, I hate the (insert favourite swear word here) Zelda: HEY!

Link: SWB, Truth or dare?

SWB: Truth.

Link: If you were to be one of us, who would you be?

SWB: KIRBY! *drooling*

Kirby: (^o^)

SWB: Ok, C. Falcon, truth or dare?

C. Falcon: Truth.

SWB: Do you actually have metallic nipples?

C. Falcon: Yeah, so what?

Everyone: (°_°)

C. Falcon: Zelda, truth or dare?

Zelda: Truth.

C. Falcon: How does being zapped feel?

Zelda: Pikachu, help.

Pikachu: *zaps C. Falcon*

Zelda: That way?

C. Falcon: Hey! That's against the rules!

SWB: No it isn't. They were no rules against violence. And for lying, you will have to face a horrible dare. Outside, 50 feet north from here, there is a large wall, specially made for this. I dare you to run into that wall at a speed of 60 km/h in that wall 250 times.

C. Falcon: That's cruel.

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Will C. Falcon survive the wall-bashing? Will there finally be some dares? See it in the next episode of... Kirby's Dream Smash!

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