Kirby's Dream Smash

*BANG*

SWB: That's one, 249 more to go... Alright, who will do the disclaimer?

Roy: Does that non-torture rule still count?

SWB: I wouldn't be honest if I would deny that it isn't true...

Roy: O_o were do you get those ideas?

SWB: Do you even understand what I just said?

Roy: No. Anyway, SWB does not own any SSBM characters.

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Chapter 5: Truth or dare part 2

Zelda: My turn. Mario, truth or dare?

Mario: Truth.

Zelda: How long can you remain calm when someone calls you a PLUMBER? *starts chronometer*

Mario: *getting red* RAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME A PLUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelda: That's 2.67 seconds.

Mario: *calming down from DK's lessons* (remember, chapter 1) Luigi, truth or dare?

*suddenly SWB can be heard screaming: YES!!!!*

Luigi: What's that for?

SWB: I just bet with Peach for € 100 that Mario would choose you.

Luigi: Oh. Truth.

Mario: Does the Green Missile hurt your head?

Luigi: Let me try *starts charging up for Green Missile*

Mario: MAMA MIA! NO-*gets blasted away*o-o-o-o-o...

*BANG*

SWB: That's 248 to go.

Luigi: Doc, truth or dare?

Dr. Mario: Truth.

Luigi: What are your Megavitamins made of?

Dr. Mario: 1 essence of toe nails, 3 essences of sweat and 5 essences of orange juice.

Game&Watch: That's why it tastes like oranges, but a little bit salty...

Dr. Mario: YOU DARE CRITICIZE MY PILLS? SWB, zap him.

SWB: I take no orders. Kirby, zap G&W.

Kirby: I take no orders!

SWB: Today I feel like taking someone's powers forever...

Kirby: *zaps G&W*

SWB: That's better.

Dr. Mario: G&W, truth or dare?

G&W: Truth.

Dr. Mario: Are those black sausages tasty?

G&W: Try one. *does his attack with the pan and the sausages*

Dr. Mario: *grabs sausage and tries to eat it when...*

*BANG*

SWB: 247 to go.

Dr. Mario: *eats sausage* *getting green* *eats Megavitamin* *becomes healthy again* They are awful!

G&W: What did you think, they are burned.

Dr. Mario: (-_-)

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Will there FINALLY be some dares? How about the wall-bashing? What about the 18 characters that haven't picked truth yet? Find out in the next episode of... Kirby's Dream Smash! BTW, please review and thanx for the kind reviews.