Kirby's Dream Smash
*BANG*
SWB: That's one, 249 more to go... Alright, who will do the disclaimer?
Roy: Does that non-torture rule still count?
SWB: I wouldn't be honest if I would deny that it isn't true...
Roy: O_o were do you get those ideas?
SWB: Do you even understand what I just said?
Roy: No. Anyway, SWB does not own any SSBM characters.
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Chapter 5: Truth or dare part 2
Zelda: My turn. Mario, truth or dare?
Mario: Truth.
Zelda: How long can you remain calm when someone calls you a PLUMBER? *starts chronometer*
Mario: *getting red* RAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME A PLUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: That's 2.67 seconds.
Mario: *calming down from DK's lessons* (remember, chapter 1) Luigi, truth or dare?
*suddenly SWB can be heard screaming: YES!!!!*
Luigi: What's that for?
SWB: I just bet with Peach for € 100 that Mario would choose you.
Luigi: Oh. Truth.
Mario: Does the Green Missile hurt your head?
Luigi: Let me try *starts charging up for Green Missile*
Mario: MAMA MIA! NO-*gets blasted away*o-o-o-o-o...
*BANG*
SWB: That's 248 to go.
Luigi: Doc, truth or dare?
Dr. Mario: Truth.
Luigi: What are your Megavitamins made of?
Dr. Mario: 1 essence of toe nails, 3 essences of sweat and 5 essences of orange juice.
Game&Watch: That's why it tastes like oranges, but a little bit salty...
Dr. Mario: YOU DARE CRITICIZE MY PILLS? SWB, zap him.
SWB: I take no orders. Kirby, zap G&W.
Kirby: I take no orders!
SWB: Today I feel like taking someone's powers forever...
Kirby: *zaps G&W*
SWB: That's better.
Dr. Mario: G&W, truth or dare?
G&W: Truth.
Dr. Mario: Are those black sausages tasty?
G&W: Try one. *does his attack with the pan and the sausages*
Dr. Mario: *grabs sausage and tries to eat it when...*
*BANG*
SWB: 247 to go.
Dr. Mario: *eats sausage* *getting green* *eats Megavitamin* *becomes healthy again* They are awful!
G&W: What did you think, they are burned.
Dr. Mario: (-_-)
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Will there FINALLY be some dares? How about the wall-bashing? What about the 18 characters that haven't picked truth yet? Find out in the next episode of... Kirby's Dream Smash! BTW, please review and thanx for the kind reviews.
*BANG*
SWB: That's one, 249 more to go... Alright, who will do the disclaimer?
Roy: Does that non-torture rule still count?
SWB: I wouldn't be honest if I would deny that it isn't true...
Roy: O_o were do you get those ideas?
SWB: Do you even understand what I just said?
Roy: No. Anyway, SWB does not own any SSBM characters.
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Chapter 5: Truth or dare part 2
Zelda: My turn. Mario, truth or dare?
Mario: Truth.
Zelda: How long can you remain calm when someone calls you a PLUMBER? *starts chronometer*
Mario: *getting red* RAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME A PLUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: That's 2.67 seconds.
Mario: *calming down from DK's lessons* (remember, chapter 1) Luigi, truth or dare?
*suddenly SWB can be heard screaming: YES!!!!*
Luigi: What's that for?
SWB: I just bet with Peach for € 100 that Mario would choose you.
Luigi: Oh. Truth.
Mario: Does the Green Missile hurt your head?
Luigi: Let me try *starts charging up for Green Missile*
Mario: MAMA MIA! NO-*gets blasted away*o-o-o-o-o...
*BANG*
SWB: That's 248 to go.
Luigi: Doc, truth or dare?
Dr. Mario: Truth.
Luigi: What are your Megavitamins made of?
Dr. Mario: 1 essence of toe nails, 3 essences of sweat and 5 essences of orange juice.
Game&Watch: That's why it tastes like oranges, but a little bit salty...
Dr. Mario: YOU DARE CRITICIZE MY PILLS? SWB, zap him.
SWB: I take no orders. Kirby, zap G&W.
Kirby: I take no orders!
SWB: Today I feel like taking someone's powers forever...
Kirby: *zaps G&W*
SWB: That's better.
Dr. Mario: G&W, truth or dare?
G&W: Truth.
Dr. Mario: Are those black sausages tasty?
G&W: Try one. *does his attack with the pan and the sausages*
Dr. Mario: *grabs sausage and tries to eat it when...*
*BANG*
SWB: 247 to go.
Dr. Mario: *eats sausage* *getting green* *eats Megavitamin* *becomes healthy again* They are awful!
G&W: What did you think, they are burned.
Dr. Mario: (-_-)
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Will there FINALLY be some dares? How about the wall-bashing? What about the 18 characters that haven't picked truth yet? Find out in the next episode of... Kirby's Dream Smash! BTW, please review and thanx for the kind reviews.
