A/N: Yes, I know I said it was over, HOWEVER, I have added a secret special SHINY SPIFFY NEW CHAPTER!!! Yes, it is short, and yes, it is foolish… But my friends and I came up with it at a party, and… well… I HAD to add it. So, here it is, the extra feature! Oh, and I don't own Hello Kitty. Don't ask…
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Jack and Norrington sat in a tavern, Will sitting nearby.
"Commodore Norway?"
"Yes, Pirate?" Norrington answered, sounding rather ill-tempered at the pirate's "mispronunciation".
"Would ye like to gesticulate with me?"
Will choked and spat out his drink, before staring wide-eyed at Jack, who was staring amorously into Norrington's eyes.
"WHAT!?!" Will shrieked.
"Well…" Norrington said, completely ignoring the screaming welp, "Only if I can watch you masticate first."
Will turned a rather intriguing shade of turquoise, and his eyes became rounder than the dirty dinner plates that were being washed by a nearby kitchen wench.
Jack raised an eyebrow (that was, in fact, not proverbial at all) at Will's expression.
"What's wrong with the welp, 'ere?" he asked.
Norrington looked over at Will, who had passed out, and shrugged.
"I have not a clue."
Jack's Hat sat happily in a corner. It smiled, as Norrington seemed to forget his amusement at Will's antics and run his hand over the place above his eyes. In place of his PERFECT eyebrows, he had two rather large and pink Hello Kitty bandages.
Jack's Hat cackled evilly. Today, Norrington's eyebrows.
Tomorrow, the world…
THE END
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A/N: *Gesticulate: To make gestures especially while speaking, as for emphasis.
**Masticate: To chew (food).
You dirty, DIRTY minded people!!!
