A/N: I am SO sorry that you all had to wait a MONTH for the update…geesh I feel so BAD…like Javert must feel right now…I've had a very un-fun month. But I have returned (*evil laughter*) and I'm REALLY going to try to get another chapter of this and my other story up within a week or two…going to try SO hard…love you all so much and thanks for your *very*

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The Diary of a Misunderstood Policeman

(Part 4)

November 18

1:00 p.m. (?!?!?!?!?)

Just woke up.

It is 1:00 p.m..

Merde.

My head hurts a LOT. Damn.

Why does my head hurt like this?? And why did I wake up at 1 p.m.????

The only possible reason for this is that GAVROCHE SPIKED THE UNKNOWN DRINK!!!

I KNEW I shouldn't have had five glasses of it. I KNEW it!!!

Yeah, so why DID I?

1:10 p.m.

Do you know how UNPROFESSIONAL it is to go to work with a hangover? ESPECIALLY if you're a policeman?

Like I AM??

Well, I do now. I was RIGHT about the gamin.

1:15 p.m.

If he put anything in those eggs…

Perhaps Javert ValJavert will have ANOTHER career, besides his theatrical one and his law-related one. Perhaps this career will be referred to, in the vernacular, as "Serial Killer".

No. Must resist violent urges.

MUST RESIST!!!

1:20 p.m.

Have convinced self NOT to become a serial killer, only because, if I chose such a job, I would probably not have access to any feet, which would be An Immense Tragedy.

You know it. Oh, you KNOW it.

I can totally see that you know it.

My milkshake brings all the gamins to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's… Oh, Lord, I am NOT getting into this again.

Because, unlike any of you, I REMEMBER what happened last time I went clubbing.

I think a few lovely ladies remember also.

1:34 P.M.

Must stop shuddering. Must forget. Anger management. Counseling. Nice people who put you in circular padded rooms where your anger will hurt no one…

Oh, God, they've BRAINWASHED me.

I think I'm going to be sick.