Disclaimer: Not mine...not even the tune of the song is mine, but the idea is.
This is one of the little parodies that my sister and I made up around Christmas and the tune is obviously to the Twelve Days of Christmas. Hope you enjoy!
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, the One Ring to rule them all
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two fighting wizards
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three rings of power
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four elves a-prancing
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, FIVE NASSTY CHIPS! Gollum!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six uruk-hai
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven dwarf lords
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight lords of Gondor
On the nineth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine wraiths a-riding
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten DĂșnedain
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven Ents a-marching!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve hobbits dancing
And poor Tom is left out again
