Disclaimer: Like your even reading this part but... the characters don't belong to me, just the perverted ideas they have.
It's gonna take me a while to get the next chapter up because I have to rewrite it. I still have the other one I wrote out, white was about fifteen pages. But after reading it, I decided the plot was going by way to fast, so I'm rewriting it. I might keep some parts but...wow, cool racing game. Me want play! Awesome explosion...sorry about that, I got distracted.
It Takes Two to Tango
by Salami Maker
Chapter 4: Grow up? Never!!
Kagome sat in computer class on Thursday chatting with Sango. "So, are you going?" she asked
"I don'r know. It's not like I have someone to take me. And I'm not showing up at semi by myself,"
"It's not like I have a date either. We could go tgether,"
"Ayumi told me she doesn't have adate. We can all go together,"
"Yeah! Who needs men? We'll make our own fun," said Kagome, when an im popped up on her screen. Here's what it said:
Puppy Love: Hi Kagome. It's your Secret Admirer!
Pure Angel: Hi. You wanna tell me who you are?"
Puppy Love: Nah. I'm good just like this.
Pure Angel: What do you want from me?
Puppy Love: I just want to be your friend.
Pure Angel: How can I be your friend if I don't know who you are?
Puppy Love: I really like you Kagome. I hope you feel the same way about me.
Pure Angel: Why don't you tell me who you are, your name, your age, anyhing.
Puppy Love: Okay. I really like you Kagome. Will you go out with me?
Pure Angel: How can I go out with you if I don't even know your name?
Puppy Love: You know, your really pretty.
Pure Angel: Um, thank you.
Puppy Love: Your welcome.
Kagome looked over at Sango, who had become very interested in what she was doing. "Sango, this is wierd,"
"I know but, think about all the clues you have. Who could it be?"
Kagome thought for a moment, looked at her not-so secret admirer's im name and typed:
Pure Angel: Is this Inuyasha? Because if it is, your gonna die.
It took the person a couple minutes to respond and when they finally did, all they typed was:
Puppy Love: Who's Inuyasha?
Then the bell rang and everyone was forced to turn off their computers, gather things and go to the next class. As Kagome walked out she said to Sango, "If this guy doesn't even know who Inuyasha is, he must not go to this school,"
^_^
Saturday morning. What a beautiful thing? You don't have to do anything. You don't have to go anywhere. And if your Higurashi Kagome, you don't have to get up until noon. Which is exactly what she did. At about 12: 05, her eyes finally fluttered open and she got up out of bed. After she trudged to the bathroom in her pink pyjama bottoms and white tank top to brush her teeth and wash her face, she went back to her room and threw on her grey robe before going down for lunch, or in her case, breakfast.
When she got down stairs, her little brother Souta was talking to someone at the door, apparently trying not to laugh. She was ready to just walk past him but he called, 'Oh Kagome! It's for you..." before swinging the door open to reveal a man dressed in a heart costume, his arms hanging out the side and his head tucked neatly into the bend. He even had on a little red cap.
"Higurashi Kagome?" he asked.
"Who wants to know?"
"I have a singing telegram for you,"
"A singing what?"
He didn't answer, just went into the annoyingly corny song.
//Oh Kagome your eyes are as blue as the night sea
My heart just melts when your looking at me
Your hair is as dark as the beautiful night
I could make all your days so bright
If you want to know of a love such as ours
Meet me at midnight at the reservoir
Love your Secret Admirer//
Kagome's jaw hung open as Souta clutched his sides and rolled around on the floor, laughing hysterically. Kagome slammed the door in the hearted miscrient's face as he held out a hand for his tip. "Inuyasha is behind this. I know it. But what is he up to?"
Souta looked up at her from the floor and through gasping breaths he got out, "Only one way to find out,"
Kagome went back up to her room and called up Sango. "Hey Sangy, you'll never beleive what just happened to me." As she told her the story, Sango stayed mostly silent, except for a few 'really's and a couple 'go ons'.
When she was done, Sango said, "Sounds like a trap to me. I mean, if it really is Inuyasha. You could really just have a secret admirer,"
"I'm not willing to take that chance. So, what do I do?"
"The way I see it, you have three choices. You can a) stay home and try to forget about this whole mess. I mean it might just disappear. B) you can go to the reservoir and spring your own trap for Inuyasha, or c) you can go to the reservoir on the pretense that your actually meeting your secret admirer,"
"Okay, what if I choose the wrong thing?"
"Then, you're screwed,"
^_^
Kagome arrived at the reservoir at 11:55. At midnight, she had climbed up the water tower and was sitting on it's platform. She watched as a very familiar car pulled up and a mop of silver/white got out of the passenger side seat. He stood at the base of the water tower and called out, "Kagome! You up there?"
"....."
"If your up there say so,"
"....."
"Okay, I'm coming up," he said before he began to climb up the water tower. A minute later he was seated beside her and he said, "So, how are you?"
"Okay, you got me here," she said, "Now do your little prank and let's be done with it,"
"Who says I'm here to pull off a prank?"
"How dumb do you think I am?"
"Pretty dumb,"
"If you think I didn't notice the car that was already here when I arrived, you have another thing coming. So, where are your little cronies hiding?"
"No cronies, just me,"
"Oh yeah, your my secret admirer. You've been pining for me since who knows how long and playing all those mean jokes on me was just your way of trying to tell me you like me. Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that,"
"It's true. I really do like you...Kagome-chan,"
"What? Your not serious, are you?" He slowly leaned in to gently kiss her lips, but she put her hand infront of his face and said, "Woah! Woah! Woah! Hold the phone! What the hell do you think your doing?"
"I just wanted to...sorry," he said, scouting away.
'Is this really happening?' she asked herself when she said, "Look your not gonna get me with this puppy dog routine." He didn't answer, just got more sorrowful, then she said, "I'm sorry but...your Inu-baby! Do you actually expect me to forget everything you've done to me?"
"No...but, maybe you could forgive..."
He leaned in again to kiss her, and this time she didn't stop him, though she really didn't make a move to do anything else. His lips made contact with hers and his tongue slowly pushed apart her lips and clicked against her teeth, pleading for entrance. Her mind completely blank, she opened her mouth to let him in and his tongue began to roam and explore her mouth, as though he were trying to remember every crevice. She began to kiss him back, her mind still a black slate as she brushed her fingers at the base of his dog ears. (kawaii!!!)
A number of things ran through Inuyasha's mind. First it was, 'I can't beleive I'm kissing Kagome,' then it was, 'Who knew someone brushing my ears would feel so good,' then he thought, 'Wait a minute, this is Kagome. I have to remember the plan.' Though he couldn't help but fall into the kiss. Even though it was on false pretenses, it seemed real, and she actually seemed to be kissing him back. 'Maybe Kagome isn't so bad,' he thought as he felt her warm tongue massaged his own. 'No, must remember the plan. Must give the signal...'
Suddenly, though a bit hesitantly, Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's left breast and a flash rang out from the opposite tree. Kagome screamed before she pushed Inuyasha from the water tower. She stormed down and found Duo jumping from the tree, a small camera in his hand. "Duo! Your dead!"
"Wow, you must really be into Inuyasha," he said, standing in front of her, "That kiss went on, like, forever,"
She quirked her head to the side like she were wondering something, and smiled, "What kiss?"
"The kiss on the water tower, just now,"
"I don't know what your talking about,"
"Whatever, I have the proof,"
"No you don't,"
"Yeah, I do, right here," he said holding up the camera.
"Duo, my whole life is photography and I can see from here that there's no film in that camera,"
"What? Sure there is," he said opening up the back of the camera and finding a roll of film in it. "See, there's film,"
"God Inuyasha! These are the morons you surround yourself with? No wonder everyone thinks your so smart," she said before she walked to her car and drove off.
Inuyasha got up, clutching his arm and said, "Duo! You idiot! You exposed the film!"
"Huh?"
"Your not suppose to- oh give me that," he said taking it with his right arm then dropping it on the ground, a look of pain on his face.
Miroku and Raye got out of the car Inuyasha had come in and Raye smiled triumphantly, caring a video camera in his hand. "Don't you worry boys, I got it all on tape,"
Inuyasha smiled at Miroku and said, "A job well done,"
Miroku just shook his head.
^_^
Kagome and Sango sat side by side in computer class, waiting for the Mr. Hishinuma to get there so they could turn on the computers. They were also talking about the events of that weekend, "So, how did he get you to kiss him?" asked Sango.
"First of all, he kissed me. Second, I don't know. It was like I was having an out of body experience,"
"Ooh, kinky,"
"Sango! It's not funny,"
"I know, I know, I was just wondering...if one of you is having an out of body experience, does that count as a threesome?"
"Sango! This is serious!"
"No, it's not. You got Duo to expose the film so it's just his word against yours, and your way more credible than him. Besides, everyone knows you hate Inu-baby's guts,"
"When did that become his nickname, anyway?"
"I think right after you posted the flyers last Monday. You know your lucky the vice didn't suspend you for that."
"Yeah, I know, I told him it was an experiment for my socail behaviour class,"
"Your taking a social behaviour class?"
"No, but the vice doesn't know that. For all he knows it could be an after school course,"
The class door opened and the TA walked in, "Everyone, Mr. Hishinuma is running late so just start your computers," before running back out the door, in quite a hurry.
"What was that about?" asked Sango
"Who knows," said Kagome as she turned on her computer. It took a while to start up, but when it finally did and she entered in her account id and password, it opened to a web page. She didn't know what was going on at first, it should have just opened to the regular desktop screen, but on the screen was a web page that said 'Candid Moments' at the top and a short film was apparently loading. When it was done, she saw herself and Inuyasha sitting on the water tower and talking. It was a bit hazy and some leaves were in the screen, but you could tell it was them.
She looked around the class and saw that everyone's screen was just like hers and she said, "Sango, get rid of it,"
"Already on it," she said, opening up an html file and typing away. However, she apparently wasn't fast enough. Before her, she saw Computer Inuyasha turn to Computer Kagome and lean in. She held her breath as he touched her lips on the screen, and her eyes bugged as his tongue started to part her lips. It was all visible and she marveled at just how long the kiss went on. It hadn't seemed this long when it had been happening but now, it had ben going on for almost a minute. The screen started to fizzle and a few seconds later, the web page was still on but the short film was gone. Sango looked at her with a big grin on her face. At least it had gone off before it showed Computer Inuyasha grabbing her tits.
She looked around the room and, although everyone's screen was once again just like hers, she saw them all snickering. She got up and walked over to where Inuyasha and Miroku sat, Sango flanking her. "Wow, Inuyasha, that's some nice handiwork," she said, loud enough so anyone that was listening could hear, but not so loud as to make them think she was doing it on purpose.
"Yeah," said Sango, in the same tone of voice, "You must really like Kagome if you went out of your way to doctor a film of you two kissing. Though I must admit, it looked pretty real,"
"Your kidding right," asked Inuyasha, "You think anyone will beleive that?"
"Geez, Inuyasha," said Kagome, "If you liked me you could have just told me. You didn't have to do all this. I mean, it's kind of embarassing,"
"That's the whole-I don't-wait you can't-,"
"I'm sorry Inu-baby, I just don't feel the same way about you. Your not my type," she said before she and Sango turned on their heels and walked back to their seats. Inuyasha stared at Kagome, but when she looked at him their was a sadness in her eyes, though she was smiling politely. It really shook him.
He stood up and announced to the whole class, "I did not doctor that film. Kagome, the Ice Queen, really did kiss me, and I can prove it. I have the original tape,"
"That one is probably doctored too," said a girl from across the room with vibrant pink hair.
"Yeah, Inu-baby," said the boy sitting next to her, "Just give it up, we all know that you like Kaome now,"
"Honestly," said another girl, then the class began the discussion over the latest bit of info on their favourite fued.
Inuyasha sat down, beaten, and Miroku said, "Does this mean you'll stop this nonsense,"
"Not on your life,"
^_^
Inuyasha and Miroku sneaked slowly through the bushes in the wee hours of the morning and Miroku said, "Are you sure about this?" as he adjusted the bag slung over his shoulder.
"If everyone is gonna assume that I like Kagome, I might as well use that to my advantage,"
"But she's gonna be really pissed,"
"Isn't that the whole point?"
"Fine, fine, but I want it on record that I am against this,"
"Fine, it's on the record, just pull out your spray can," he said, shaking up the red spray paint inhis hand.
^_^
Kagome awoke, but she didn't feel quite right. She had woken up with a bang and her face was squished up against something hard. She opened her eyes and found that she had fallen off the bed and was now tangled in the sheets in a heep on the floor. She immediately knew what had startled her. Her mom was screaming her head off down stairs. So, she quickly grabbed her robe, not even bothering to check the time and ran downstairs. "Kagome! I give you back your car and this is what you do?! I thought you wanted to be more responsible!" cried her mother.
"Mom, what are you talking about?" she asked as her mom led her to the garage. There sat her car, as beautiful as always, but their was a tagged picture of Kagome kissing Inuyasha on it and on the hood it said, 'Kagome and Inuyasha Forever.' One thing she'd say for that Inu-baby, he had quite a talent. The pictures looked real. She never would have been able to do that. "What happened here?"
"You tell me young lady. How did your car end up like this?"
"I don't know,"
"Well, unless you can find a ride to school, your driving that-that thing. I have to take your brother to school," she said before she ran out the door.
Oh no! What would this mean if she actually had to drive it school?! She ran to the kitchen and picked up the phone. It rang a few times and finally Sango picked up, "Sango! I need you to give me a ride to school today,"
"Sorry, no can do, I have to drop off Kohaku. He has a giant science project that won't fit in the bus,"
"Okay, thanks anyway," she hung up and dialed another number. "Ayumi, can you give me a ride to school?"
"I thought you got your car back,"
"I did but it's not working right,"
"Well, I can't. I'm not even going to school today. Doctor's appointment,"
And so it went on. Everyone had an excuse not to give her a ride, wether it was picking up somebody else, going later than usual, or their car was busted, she couldn't seem to bum a ride from anyone. And she couldn't call up the one guy she knew would be their in a jiffy because her mom would freak. So now, she had two choices, she could drive that monstrosity, or she could walk to school.
She chose walking. However, she had spent so much time trying to catch a ride that wouldn't come, that she had completely lost track of time. If she walked to school, she would be almost a half hour late!
^_^
Kagome pulled up in front of the school, thankful that she was a few minutes late, then park her car in the student lot. She quickly covered it with a tarp she had found in her basement and ran up to class. When she barged into her poli sci class, Mr. Fenway looked at her rather disappointedly. "I thought you had broken your habit of coming late,"
"Yeah, well, sh-stuff happens,"
"Please take your seat," Kagome sat down beside Arimi and sighed. As long as no one decided to be nosy and pull off the tarp, she would be safe.
In Drama class, Mrs. Taoshi, or Kaede-sama as most of thestudents called her, was saying, "Okay class, as you know, today you will be receiving your ISU for this course. You will be working with a partner and will write several assignments and compositions on about our trip to the Shikon Theatre. You will also be presenting this project. Now as for partners..."
Kagome tuned it out, she just wanted to sleep. She had spent the whole morning rushing around, trying to figure out what to do, and it had finally caught up with her. She put her head down on her arms and closed her eyes. She was halfway to dreamy land when she heard the teacher say, "...Mr. Kaigumo and Ms. Higurashi..."
"Wait, ma'am, can you repeat that?"
"Yes, I said you and Mr. Kaigumo will be working together on this project,"
"Wait, I think I heard you wrong. You said, Kaigumo?"
"Yes, Kaigumo Inuyasha,"
"Ma'am, do you hate me or something?"
"The pick for partners was not based upon my personal judgment, Kagome,"
"Was that a yes or no?"
"No, I do not hate you. If you had been listening, you would know that the partners were picked based on the marks you have received in previous assignments. I didn't want to put one person that gets good marks and one person that gets low marks together because how am I to know if one person did the work. And I suggest you don't screw this up, it's worth 40% of your marks."
Kagome sat back in her seat and looked over at Inuyasha. That idiot was smirking. Smirking! 'Okay, fine, if I have to do this then fine. But that jackass better keep his distance. Or he'll be in for more than he bargained for.'
"Okay," said Ms. Taoshi, "Now you may get together with your partner to discuss a plot of action."
Kagome put her head down when Sango got up and when she opened her eyes, Inuyasha was smirking down at her. "Come on beautiful, we'd better get to work,"
She sat up straight and eyed him warily, "No funny business," she said as she pulled out a binder.
"I wouldn't dream of it. So, what are we suppose to do?" he said, leaning in really close.
"Um, we're suppose to explore the different prospects of theatre and we have to explore the actual theatre building and tell anything we can about it. Geez, that sounds boring," (A/N: I actually had to do this for drama class. And yes, it was boring)
"It won't be boring if we're together,"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about me-," he touched his chest, "-and you," he put a finger to her nose ad she immediately tried to bite it off. Then he leaned in and whispered in her ear, "You may have thought you won, turning the table on me, but this game is just getting started."
When he pulled away, he was surprised to see that she was smiling, "I can't wait," she said simply. He leaned in, yet again, and kissed her cheek.
She was about to take a swipe at him, when Mrs Taoshi said, "I'll have none of that in my class Inuyasha. Make out with your girlfriend on your own time." Mrs Taoshi had alot of faults, and one of them was that she was completely clueless.((or is she? You'll find that out later. MWA HAHAHAHA)) The class started to laugh, Kagome's face turned red and she buried it in her hands. Inuyasha just stifled a laugh.
^_^
Inuyasha and Kagome walked out to the parking lot, "You know we don't have to go together,"
"I know, I just though I'd show you where my place is. You know, since you've never been there before,"
"I'll manage," she said walking to her tarp covered car. When she reached it, she sat on the hood, not bothering to remove it. There's were one of the last two cars in the student lot.
"Aren't you going to get inyour car?"
"Look, I promised I would be at your place and I never break a promise. Even to a scumbag lke you,"
"Oh please Kagome. You know you want me,"
"No, I want dog-turd more than I want you,"
"Please, you kissed me,"
"No, you kissed me,"
"Well, you kissed me back,"
"I have no recollection of such an event,"
"That doesn't mean it didn't happen," he said, sitting down beside her.
"Look, Inuyasha, whatever may or may not have happened, it's in the past,"
Suddenly, he leaned down and seized her lips with his own. However, this time, as soon as his rough lips touched her soft ones, she pushed him off the car, and he brought the tarp with him, which also sent Kagome flying. They both hit the floor with a dull thud and Inuyasha cried out, "What the hell is your problem, wench?"
"Your my problem. What makes you think you can ever kiss me?"
"Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know how I feel," he said, getting to his feet. Kagome also got up and yanked the tarp away from him and quickly covered her car. "And now I know how you feel. Nice car Higurashi,"
"There isn't even anyone around, so why do you still find the need to embarass me?"
"Sure there is," he said, pointing at a girl walking towards the only other car in the lot besides theirs. She had been watching them, but now seemed like she wanted to get out of their as soon as possible. Once she drove off he went back to his car and Kagome reluctantly got into hers. She sped out of the parking lot, wishing no one to see her car's advertisement, that by the time he caught up with her at his house, she had travelled to the dojo near by.
He found her inside, looking at two ancient swords on the wall cris crossing each other. "What are you doing?" he asked, just as she was about to touch one of the swords.
"Oh, I was just admiring your dojo,"
"What makes you think it's my dojo?"
"Your last name is out front,"
"Yeah, well, it's not mine. It was my dad's but my brother runs it now,"
"It was your dad's?"
"He's dead,"
"Oh, mine too," she added offhandedly when she walked away, exploring further.
"Yeah I know," he said following her.
"So, do you know martial arts?"
"I know enough. What my dad didn't show me when I was a kid, my brother did."
"That's nice of him,"
"You'd think so, wouldn't you? Personally, I think it's just an excuse for him to beat up on me,"
She turned to him, a big grin on her face, and said, "If you know so many martial arts, how come you got your ass handed to you last year when that guy fought you," while poking him in the chest, "What was his name?"
"That jackass Naraku ambushed me, okay?" he said, grabbing her finger and looking down into her eyes. The song had been right, her eyes really did look like the night sea. Dark blue and beautiful.
His golden, amber eyes seemed to hold her own blue ones in a trance, but they eventually snapped out. Inuyasha let go of her finger and she took it back to her side. "Okay! Let's do some work!" she said in an unusually sqeuaky voice.
"Yeah, work," he said, in a cracking one.
^_^
"He tried to kiss you again?" asked Sango over the phone. Sango was in the livingroom, watching her little brother play video games while their parents were out, speaking into the black cordless her family shared. Kagome was in her room, cleaning her camera lens, and talking into the vibrant purple cordless that always lay in her room.
"Yeah, and then I pushed him off the car and he dragged me down with him,"
"Then what happened?"
"Nothing, really. I got there long time before him so I went over to that dojo near by. The one that everyone is always talking about. You know the one,"
"Yeah, yeah,"
"Well, turns out it belongs to his brother,"
"Really?"
"Yeah, and there are these two really cool swords hanging o the wall inside. It's totally cool,"
"Okay...so then what happened."
"Well, I was making fun of him cause his brother owns a dojo but he got beat up by those two brothers last year,"
"Right..."
"And then he grabs my finger and I could have sworn he was gonna kiss the back of my hand."
"Did he?"
"No,"
"Did you want him to?"
"No!"
"Really?"
"Yes, really, you perv. Anyway, we went back to his house, did the pre-assignment and that was it,"
"If I didn't know anybetter, I'd say Inuyasha really does like you,"
"No, he doesn't. He's just messing with my head. I swear he's planning something. I don't know what quite yet, but fuckin...something,"
"Whatever, between Kouga and Hojo, at least for once you have a normal boy chasing you,"
"First of all, you call Inuyasha normal? Second, Hojo is so a regular guy. Third-,"
"You call Hojo a regular guy? What's with all those wierd presents he gives you?"
"I think it's sweet,"
"You get mono once and the kid keeps giving you those wierd medicinal...whatever. And those bamboo knee pads were just straight up creepy,"
"To be far, I was out of school for two whole months,"
"Yeah, whatever,"
"Anyways...third, Inuyasha is not, I repeat, not chasing me. He just wants to pull off another prank. The freakoid,"
"Your the one that started this,"
"Couldn't have done it without your help. Besides, all he had to do is let go,"
"You put a car in his room and set off the alarm,"
"Once again, couldn't have done it without you."
"Well your not planning anything else, are you?"
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, you'll just have to wait to find out. But don't worry, it'll be a classic,"
"Your impossible. Just, don't do the whoopee cushion,"
"Please, the cushion was retired to my prank box years ago."
^_^
Kagome sat in the hallway in front of her locker in the morning. She and Arimi were absentmindedly looking at some photos she had taken a couple of weeks ago at the park. She looked up only on habit as Inuyasha passed by, which was probably her mistake. He stopped and turned back to her, "Hello, Kagome, my love. How have you been today?"
"Bite it, dog-boy," was her only response. He shrugged and continued on his way to his locker, weaving through the light morning traffic. Once he got to his locker, he stopped to talk to Duo, and Kagome looked up to watch him. Anyone watching her probably would of thought she was checking him out, but in reality, she was waiting. Waiting for what? Perhaps you can guess.
Inuyasha put in his combination and opened his locker, and was almost immediately attacked by...pink slimy goop? It had been in a bucket in his locker, which had been rigged on a slingshot system, set to go off when he opened the door. Now his whole upper body was covered in pink goo. Why'd it have to be pink?
As everyone turned to look at him, Arimi high fived Kagome, saying, "Nice..."
Kagome got up from her spot on the floor and walked over to Inuyasha. When she made it through the circle that had surrounded him, no one wanting to come within grabbing distance for obvious reasons, she stood only two feet from Inuyasha and said, "Oh, Inu-baby, pink is definitely not your colour,"
Inuyasha spat some of the substance on the floor and wiped it off his face before he looked at Kagome. "I'll kill you Higurashi!" he said lunging for her, his cronies pulling him back at the last second.
She put on her most innocent, pouty face, and said, "But I thought you loved me Inu-baby. No?" her voice lost it's sweet quality and she said in a serious voice, "Then stop saying you do." She began to walk away, but added a "Jackass," for good measure
Inuyasha slipped in the goo, trying to get to her so he could ring her neck. "Miroku said, "Inuyasha calm yourself!"
"Fine, I'm cool, I'm cool," he said shaking off his friends and straightening out his shirt. The effect was lost with all that pink covering his body. He went to the bathroom to go wash it off, but he still walked into political science, twenty minutes late and his clothes covered in a (very) distinct pink tinge. He passed by Kagome's desk and said, "I'll get you back,"
"Inuyasha, it's over when I say it's over and, guess what? It's not over. Not by a long shot, jerkoff,"
"Yeah, we'll see who gets the last laugh,"
"Who are you? The Joker?"
He sat down at his desk, fuming about 'dumb wenches' and 'the messes they cause'. Seems like Inuyasha is always mumbling about something or other.
^_^
So...what'd you think? Did you like it? Did you not like it? Review review review, I love reviews. No reviews and I don't continue...MWAHAHAHAHA. Okay that was more disturbing than I meant it to be, and I was just jokingThe Salami Maker is a coming for you...
It's gonna take me a while to get the next chapter up because I have to rewrite it. I still have the other one I wrote out, white was about fifteen pages. But after reading it, I decided the plot was going by way to fast, so I'm rewriting it. I might keep some parts but...wow, cool racing game. Me want play! Awesome explosion...sorry about that, I got distracted.
It Takes Two to Tango
by Salami Maker
Chapter 4: Grow up? Never!!
Kagome sat in computer class on Thursday chatting with Sango. "So, are you going?" she asked
"I don'r know. It's not like I have someone to take me. And I'm not showing up at semi by myself,"
"It's not like I have a date either. We could go tgether,"
"Ayumi told me she doesn't have adate. We can all go together,"
"Yeah! Who needs men? We'll make our own fun," said Kagome, when an im popped up on her screen. Here's what it said:
Puppy Love: Hi Kagome. It's your Secret Admirer!
Pure Angel: Hi. You wanna tell me who you are?"
Puppy Love: Nah. I'm good just like this.
Pure Angel: What do you want from me?
Puppy Love: I just want to be your friend.
Pure Angel: How can I be your friend if I don't know who you are?
Puppy Love: I really like you Kagome. I hope you feel the same way about me.
Pure Angel: Why don't you tell me who you are, your name, your age, anyhing.
Puppy Love: Okay. I really like you Kagome. Will you go out with me?
Pure Angel: How can I go out with you if I don't even know your name?
Puppy Love: You know, your really pretty.
Pure Angel: Um, thank you.
Puppy Love: Your welcome.
Kagome looked over at Sango, who had become very interested in what she was doing. "Sango, this is wierd,"
"I know but, think about all the clues you have. Who could it be?"
Kagome thought for a moment, looked at her not-so secret admirer's im name and typed:
Pure Angel: Is this Inuyasha? Because if it is, your gonna die.
It took the person a couple minutes to respond and when they finally did, all they typed was:
Puppy Love: Who's Inuyasha?
Then the bell rang and everyone was forced to turn off their computers, gather things and go to the next class. As Kagome walked out she said to Sango, "If this guy doesn't even know who Inuyasha is, he must not go to this school,"
^_^
Saturday morning. What a beautiful thing? You don't have to do anything. You don't have to go anywhere. And if your Higurashi Kagome, you don't have to get up until noon. Which is exactly what she did. At about 12: 05, her eyes finally fluttered open and she got up out of bed. After she trudged to the bathroom in her pink pyjama bottoms and white tank top to brush her teeth and wash her face, she went back to her room and threw on her grey robe before going down for lunch, or in her case, breakfast.
When she got down stairs, her little brother Souta was talking to someone at the door, apparently trying not to laugh. She was ready to just walk past him but he called, 'Oh Kagome! It's for you..." before swinging the door open to reveal a man dressed in a heart costume, his arms hanging out the side and his head tucked neatly into the bend. He even had on a little red cap.
"Higurashi Kagome?" he asked.
"Who wants to know?"
"I have a singing telegram for you,"
"A singing what?"
He didn't answer, just went into the annoyingly corny song.
//Oh Kagome your eyes are as blue as the night sea
My heart just melts when your looking at me
Your hair is as dark as the beautiful night
I could make all your days so bright
If you want to know of a love such as ours
Meet me at midnight at the reservoir
Love your Secret Admirer//
Kagome's jaw hung open as Souta clutched his sides and rolled around on the floor, laughing hysterically. Kagome slammed the door in the hearted miscrient's face as he held out a hand for his tip. "Inuyasha is behind this. I know it. But what is he up to?"
Souta looked up at her from the floor and through gasping breaths he got out, "Only one way to find out,"
Kagome went back up to her room and called up Sango. "Hey Sangy, you'll never beleive what just happened to me." As she told her the story, Sango stayed mostly silent, except for a few 'really's and a couple 'go ons'.
When she was done, Sango said, "Sounds like a trap to me. I mean, if it really is Inuyasha. You could really just have a secret admirer,"
"I'm not willing to take that chance. So, what do I do?"
"The way I see it, you have three choices. You can a) stay home and try to forget about this whole mess. I mean it might just disappear. B) you can go to the reservoir and spring your own trap for Inuyasha, or c) you can go to the reservoir on the pretense that your actually meeting your secret admirer,"
"Okay, what if I choose the wrong thing?"
"Then, you're screwed,"
^_^
Kagome arrived at the reservoir at 11:55. At midnight, she had climbed up the water tower and was sitting on it's platform. She watched as a very familiar car pulled up and a mop of silver/white got out of the passenger side seat. He stood at the base of the water tower and called out, "Kagome! You up there?"
"....."
"If your up there say so,"
"....."
"Okay, I'm coming up," he said before he began to climb up the water tower. A minute later he was seated beside her and he said, "So, how are you?"
"Okay, you got me here," she said, "Now do your little prank and let's be done with it,"
"Who says I'm here to pull off a prank?"
"How dumb do you think I am?"
"Pretty dumb,"
"If you think I didn't notice the car that was already here when I arrived, you have another thing coming. So, where are your little cronies hiding?"
"No cronies, just me,"
"Oh yeah, your my secret admirer. You've been pining for me since who knows how long and playing all those mean jokes on me was just your way of trying to tell me you like me. Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that,"
"It's true. I really do like you...Kagome-chan,"
"What? Your not serious, are you?" He slowly leaned in to gently kiss her lips, but she put her hand infront of his face and said, "Woah! Woah! Woah! Hold the phone! What the hell do you think your doing?"
"I just wanted to...sorry," he said, scouting away.
'Is this really happening?' she asked herself when she said, "Look your not gonna get me with this puppy dog routine." He didn't answer, just got more sorrowful, then she said, "I'm sorry but...your Inu-baby! Do you actually expect me to forget everything you've done to me?"
"No...but, maybe you could forgive..."
He leaned in again to kiss her, and this time she didn't stop him, though she really didn't make a move to do anything else. His lips made contact with hers and his tongue slowly pushed apart her lips and clicked against her teeth, pleading for entrance. Her mind completely blank, she opened her mouth to let him in and his tongue began to roam and explore her mouth, as though he were trying to remember every crevice. She began to kiss him back, her mind still a black slate as she brushed her fingers at the base of his dog ears. (kawaii!!!)
A number of things ran through Inuyasha's mind. First it was, 'I can't beleive I'm kissing Kagome,' then it was, 'Who knew someone brushing my ears would feel so good,' then he thought, 'Wait a minute, this is Kagome. I have to remember the plan.' Though he couldn't help but fall into the kiss. Even though it was on false pretenses, it seemed real, and she actually seemed to be kissing him back. 'Maybe Kagome isn't so bad,' he thought as he felt her warm tongue massaged his own. 'No, must remember the plan. Must give the signal...'
Suddenly, though a bit hesitantly, Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's left breast and a flash rang out from the opposite tree. Kagome screamed before she pushed Inuyasha from the water tower. She stormed down and found Duo jumping from the tree, a small camera in his hand. "Duo! Your dead!"
"Wow, you must really be into Inuyasha," he said, standing in front of her, "That kiss went on, like, forever,"
She quirked her head to the side like she were wondering something, and smiled, "What kiss?"
"The kiss on the water tower, just now,"
"I don't know what your talking about,"
"Whatever, I have the proof,"
"No you don't,"
"Yeah, I do, right here," he said holding up the camera.
"Duo, my whole life is photography and I can see from here that there's no film in that camera,"
"What? Sure there is," he said opening up the back of the camera and finding a roll of film in it. "See, there's film,"
"God Inuyasha! These are the morons you surround yourself with? No wonder everyone thinks your so smart," she said before she walked to her car and drove off.
Inuyasha got up, clutching his arm and said, "Duo! You idiot! You exposed the film!"
"Huh?"
"Your not suppose to- oh give me that," he said taking it with his right arm then dropping it on the ground, a look of pain on his face.
Miroku and Raye got out of the car Inuyasha had come in and Raye smiled triumphantly, caring a video camera in his hand. "Don't you worry boys, I got it all on tape,"
Inuyasha smiled at Miroku and said, "A job well done,"
Miroku just shook his head.
^_^
Kagome and Sango sat side by side in computer class, waiting for the Mr. Hishinuma to get there so they could turn on the computers. They were also talking about the events of that weekend, "So, how did he get you to kiss him?" asked Sango.
"First of all, he kissed me. Second, I don't know. It was like I was having an out of body experience,"
"Ooh, kinky,"
"Sango! It's not funny,"
"I know, I know, I was just wondering...if one of you is having an out of body experience, does that count as a threesome?"
"Sango! This is serious!"
"No, it's not. You got Duo to expose the film so it's just his word against yours, and your way more credible than him. Besides, everyone knows you hate Inu-baby's guts,"
"When did that become his nickname, anyway?"
"I think right after you posted the flyers last Monday. You know your lucky the vice didn't suspend you for that."
"Yeah, I know, I told him it was an experiment for my socail behaviour class,"
"Your taking a social behaviour class?"
"No, but the vice doesn't know that. For all he knows it could be an after school course,"
The class door opened and the TA walked in, "Everyone, Mr. Hishinuma is running late so just start your computers," before running back out the door, in quite a hurry.
"What was that about?" asked Sango
"Who knows," said Kagome as she turned on her computer. It took a while to start up, but when it finally did and she entered in her account id and password, it opened to a web page. She didn't know what was going on at first, it should have just opened to the regular desktop screen, but on the screen was a web page that said 'Candid Moments' at the top and a short film was apparently loading. When it was done, she saw herself and Inuyasha sitting on the water tower and talking. It was a bit hazy and some leaves were in the screen, but you could tell it was them.
She looked around the class and saw that everyone's screen was just like hers and she said, "Sango, get rid of it,"
"Already on it," she said, opening up an html file and typing away. However, she apparently wasn't fast enough. Before her, she saw Computer Inuyasha turn to Computer Kagome and lean in. She held her breath as he touched her lips on the screen, and her eyes bugged as his tongue started to part her lips. It was all visible and she marveled at just how long the kiss went on. It hadn't seemed this long when it had been happening but now, it had ben going on for almost a minute. The screen started to fizzle and a few seconds later, the web page was still on but the short film was gone. Sango looked at her with a big grin on her face. At least it had gone off before it showed Computer Inuyasha grabbing her tits.
She looked around the room and, although everyone's screen was once again just like hers, she saw them all snickering. She got up and walked over to where Inuyasha and Miroku sat, Sango flanking her. "Wow, Inuyasha, that's some nice handiwork," she said, loud enough so anyone that was listening could hear, but not so loud as to make them think she was doing it on purpose.
"Yeah," said Sango, in the same tone of voice, "You must really like Kagome if you went out of your way to doctor a film of you two kissing. Though I must admit, it looked pretty real,"
"Your kidding right," asked Inuyasha, "You think anyone will beleive that?"
"Geez, Inuyasha," said Kagome, "If you liked me you could have just told me. You didn't have to do all this. I mean, it's kind of embarassing,"
"That's the whole-I don't-wait you can't-,"
"I'm sorry Inu-baby, I just don't feel the same way about you. Your not my type," she said before she and Sango turned on their heels and walked back to their seats. Inuyasha stared at Kagome, but when she looked at him their was a sadness in her eyes, though she was smiling politely. It really shook him.
He stood up and announced to the whole class, "I did not doctor that film. Kagome, the Ice Queen, really did kiss me, and I can prove it. I have the original tape,"
"That one is probably doctored too," said a girl from across the room with vibrant pink hair.
"Yeah, Inu-baby," said the boy sitting next to her, "Just give it up, we all know that you like Kaome now,"
"Honestly," said another girl, then the class began the discussion over the latest bit of info on their favourite fued.
Inuyasha sat down, beaten, and Miroku said, "Does this mean you'll stop this nonsense,"
"Not on your life,"
^_^
Inuyasha and Miroku sneaked slowly through the bushes in the wee hours of the morning and Miroku said, "Are you sure about this?" as he adjusted the bag slung over his shoulder.
"If everyone is gonna assume that I like Kagome, I might as well use that to my advantage,"
"But she's gonna be really pissed,"
"Isn't that the whole point?"
"Fine, fine, but I want it on record that I am against this,"
"Fine, it's on the record, just pull out your spray can," he said, shaking up the red spray paint inhis hand.
^_^
Kagome awoke, but she didn't feel quite right. She had woken up with a bang and her face was squished up against something hard. She opened her eyes and found that she had fallen off the bed and was now tangled in the sheets in a heep on the floor. She immediately knew what had startled her. Her mom was screaming her head off down stairs. So, she quickly grabbed her robe, not even bothering to check the time and ran downstairs. "Kagome! I give you back your car and this is what you do?! I thought you wanted to be more responsible!" cried her mother.
"Mom, what are you talking about?" she asked as her mom led her to the garage. There sat her car, as beautiful as always, but their was a tagged picture of Kagome kissing Inuyasha on it and on the hood it said, 'Kagome and Inuyasha Forever.' One thing she'd say for that Inu-baby, he had quite a talent. The pictures looked real. She never would have been able to do that. "What happened here?"
"You tell me young lady. How did your car end up like this?"
"I don't know,"
"Well, unless you can find a ride to school, your driving that-that thing. I have to take your brother to school," she said before she ran out the door.
Oh no! What would this mean if she actually had to drive it school?! She ran to the kitchen and picked up the phone. It rang a few times and finally Sango picked up, "Sango! I need you to give me a ride to school today,"
"Sorry, no can do, I have to drop off Kohaku. He has a giant science project that won't fit in the bus,"
"Okay, thanks anyway," she hung up and dialed another number. "Ayumi, can you give me a ride to school?"
"I thought you got your car back,"
"I did but it's not working right,"
"Well, I can't. I'm not even going to school today. Doctor's appointment,"
And so it went on. Everyone had an excuse not to give her a ride, wether it was picking up somebody else, going later than usual, or their car was busted, she couldn't seem to bum a ride from anyone. And she couldn't call up the one guy she knew would be their in a jiffy because her mom would freak. So now, she had two choices, she could drive that monstrosity, or she could walk to school.
She chose walking. However, she had spent so much time trying to catch a ride that wouldn't come, that she had completely lost track of time. If she walked to school, she would be almost a half hour late!
^_^
Kagome pulled up in front of the school, thankful that she was a few minutes late, then park her car in the student lot. She quickly covered it with a tarp she had found in her basement and ran up to class. When she barged into her poli sci class, Mr. Fenway looked at her rather disappointedly. "I thought you had broken your habit of coming late,"
"Yeah, well, sh-stuff happens,"
"Please take your seat," Kagome sat down beside Arimi and sighed. As long as no one decided to be nosy and pull off the tarp, she would be safe.
In Drama class, Mrs. Taoshi, or Kaede-sama as most of thestudents called her, was saying, "Okay class, as you know, today you will be receiving your ISU for this course. You will be working with a partner and will write several assignments and compositions on about our trip to the Shikon Theatre. You will also be presenting this project. Now as for partners..."
Kagome tuned it out, she just wanted to sleep. She had spent the whole morning rushing around, trying to figure out what to do, and it had finally caught up with her. She put her head down on her arms and closed her eyes. She was halfway to dreamy land when she heard the teacher say, "...Mr. Kaigumo and Ms. Higurashi..."
"Wait, ma'am, can you repeat that?"
"Yes, I said you and Mr. Kaigumo will be working together on this project,"
"Wait, I think I heard you wrong. You said, Kaigumo?"
"Yes, Kaigumo Inuyasha,"
"Ma'am, do you hate me or something?"
"The pick for partners was not based upon my personal judgment, Kagome,"
"Was that a yes or no?"
"No, I do not hate you. If you had been listening, you would know that the partners were picked based on the marks you have received in previous assignments. I didn't want to put one person that gets good marks and one person that gets low marks together because how am I to know if one person did the work. And I suggest you don't screw this up, it's worth 40% of your marks."
Kagome sat back in her seat and looked over at Inuyasha. That idiot was smirking. Smirking! 'Okay, fine, if I have to do this then fine. But that jackass better keep his distance. Or he'll be in for more than he bargained for.'
"Okay," said Ms. Taoshi, "Now you may get together with your partner to discuss a plot of action."
Kagome put her head down when Sango got up and when she opened her eyes, Inuyasha was smirking down at her. "Come on beautiful, we'd better get to work,"
She sat up straight and eyed him warily, "No funny business," she said as she pulled out a binder.
"I wouldn't dream of it. So, what are we suppose to do?" he said, leaning in really close.
"Um, we're suppose to explore the different prospects of theatre and we have to explore the actual theatre building and tell anything we can about it. Geez, that sounds boring," (A/N: I actually had to do this for drama class. And yes, it was boring)
"It won't be boring if we're together,"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about me-," he touched his chest, "-and you," he put a finger to her nose ad she immediately tried to bite it off. Then he leaned in and whispered in her ear, "You may have thought you won, turning the table on me, but this game is just getting started."
When he pulled away, he was surprised to see that she was smiling, "I can't wait," she said simply. He leaned in, yet again, and kissed her cheek.
She was about to take a swipe at him, when Mrs Taoshi said, "I'll have none of that in my class Inuyasha. Make out with your girlfriend on your own time." Mrs Taoshi had alot of faults, and one of them was that she was completely clueless.((or is she? You'll find that out later. MWA HAHAHAHA)) The class started to laugh, Kagome's face turned red and she buried it in her hands. Inuyasha just stifled a laugh.
^_^
Inuyasha and Kagome walked out to the parking lot, "You know we don't have to go together,"
"I know, I just though I'd show you where my place is. You know, since you've never been there before,"
"I'll manage," she said walking to her tarp covered car. When she reached it, she sat on the hood, not bothering to remove it. There's were one of the last two cars in the student lot.
"Aren't you going to get inyour car?"
"Look, I promised I would be at your place and I never break a promise. Even to a scumbag lke you,"
"Oh please Kagome. You know you want me,"
"No, I want dog-turd more than I want you,"
"Please, you kissed me,"
"No, you kissed me,"
"Well, you kissed me back,"
"I have no recollection of such an event,"
"That doesn't mean it didn't happen," he said, sitting down beside her.
"Look, Inuyasha, whatever may or may not have happened, it's in the past,"
Suddenly, he leaned down and seized her lips with his own. However, this time, as soon as his rough lips touched her soft ones, she pushed him off the car, and he brought the tarp with him, which also sent Kagome flying. They both hit the floor with a dull thud and Inuyasha cried out, "What the hell is your problem, wench?"
"Your my problem. What makes you think you can ever kiss me?"
"Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know how I feel," he said, getting to his feet. Kagome also got up and yanked the tarp away from him and quickly covered her car. "And now I know how you feel. Nice car Higurashi,"
"There isn't even anyone around, so why do you still find the need to embarass me?"
"Sure there is," he said, pointing at a girl walking towards the only other car in the lot besides theirs. She had been watching them, but now seemed like she wanted to get out of their as soon as possible. Once she drove off he went back to his car and Kagome reluctantly got into hers. She sped out of the parking lot, wishing no one to see her car's advertisement, that by the time he caught up with her at his house, she had travelled to the dojo near by.
He found her inside, looking at two ancient swords on the wall cris crossing each other. "What are you doing?" he asked, just as she was about to touch one of the swords.
"Oh, I was just admiring your dojo,"
"What makes you think it's my dojo?"
"Your last name is out front,"
"Yeah, well, it's not mine. It was my dad's but my brother runs it now,"
"It was your dad's?"
"He's dead,"
"Oh, mine too," she added offhandedly when she walked away, exploring further.
"Yeah I know," he said following her.
"So, do you know martial arts?"
"I know enough. What my dad didn't show me when I was a kid, my brother did."
"That's nice of him,"
"You'd think so, wouldn't you? Personally, I think it's just an excuse for him to beat up on me,"
She turned to him, a big grin on her face, and said, "If you know so many martial arts, how come you got your ass handed to you last year when that guy fought you," while poking him in the chest, "What was his name?"
"That jackass Naraku ambushed me, okay?" he said, grabbing her finger and looking down into her eyes. The song had been right, her eyes really did look like the night sea. Dark blue and beautiful.
His golden, amber eyes seemed to hold her own blue ones in a trance, but they eventually snapped out. Inuyasha let go of her finger and she took it back to her side. "Okay! Let's do some work!" she said in an unusually sqeuaky voice.
"Yeah, work," he said, in a cracking one.
^_^
"He tried to kiss you again?" asked Sango over the phone. Sango was in the livingroom, watching her little brother play video games while their parents were out, speaking into the black cordless her family shared. Kagome was in her room, cleaning her camera lens, and talking into the vibrant purple cordless that always lay in her room.
"Yeah, and then I pushed him off the car and he dragged me down with him,"
"Then what happened?"
"Nothing, really. I got there long time before him so I went over to that dojo near by. The one that everyone is always talking about. You know the one,"
"Yeah, yeah,"
"Well, turns out it belongs to his brother,"
"Really?"
"Yeah, and there are these two really cool swords hanging o the wall inside. It's totally cool,"
"Okay...so then what happened."
"Well, I was making fun of him cause his brother owns a dojo but he got beat up by those two brothers last year,"
"Right..."
"And then he grabs my finger and I could have sworn he was gonna kiss the back of my hand."
"Did he?"
"No,"
"Did you want him to?"
"No!"
"Really?"
"Yes, really, you perv. Anyway, we went back to his house, did the pre-assignment and that was it,"
"If I didn't know anybetter, I'd say Inuyasha really does like you,"
"No, he doesn't. He's just messing with my head. I swear he's planning something. I don't know what quite yet, but fuckin...something,"
"Whatever, between Kouga and Hojo, at least for once you have a normal boy chasing you,"
"First of all, you call Inuyasha normal? Second, Hojo is so a regular guy. Third-,"
"You call Hojo a regular guy? What's with all those wierd presents he gives you?"
"I think it's sweet,"
"You get mono once and the kid keeps giving you those wierd medicinal...whatever. And those bamboo knee pads were just straight up creepy,"
"To be far, I was out of school for two whole months,"
"Yeah, whatever,"
"Anyways...third, Inuyasha is not, I repeat, not chasing me. He just wants to pull off another prank. The freakoid,"
"Your the one that started this,"
"Couldn't have done it without your help. Besides, all he had to do is let go,"
"You put a car in his room and set off the alarm,"
"Once again, couldn't have done it without you."
"Well your not planning anything else, are you?"
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, you'll just have to wait to find out. But don't worry, it'll be a classic,"
"Your impossible. Just, don't do the whoopee cushion,"
"Please, the cushion was retired to my prank box years ago."
^_^
Kagome sat in the hallway in front of her locker in the morning. She and Arimi were absentmindedly looking at some photos she had taken a couple of weeks ago at the park. She looked up only on habit as Inuyasha passed by, which was probably her mistake. He stopped and turned back to her, "Hello, Kagome, my love. How have you been today?"
"Bite it, dog-boy," was her only response. He shrugged and continued on his way to his locker, weaving through the light morning traffic. Once he got to his locker, he stopped to talk to Duo, and Kagome looked up to watch him. Anyone watching her probably would of thought she was checking him out, but in reality, she was waiting. Waiting for what? Perhaps you can guess.
Inuyasha put in his combination and opened his locker, and was almost immediately attacked by...pink slimy goop? It had been in a bucket in his locker, which had been rigged on a slingshot system, set to go off when he opened the door. Now his whole upper body was covered in pink goo. Why'd it have to be pink?
As everyone turned to look at him, Arimi high fived Kagome, saying, "Nice..."
Kagome got up from her spot on the floor and walked over to Inuyasha. When she made it through the circle that had surrounded him, no one wanting to come within grabbing distance for obvious reasons, she stood only two feet from Inuyasha and said, "Oh, Inu-baby, pink is definitely not your colour,"
Inuyasha spat some of the substance on the floor and wiped it off his face before he looked at Kagome. "I'll kill you Higurashi!" he said lunging for her, his cronies pulling him back at the last second.
She put on her most innocent, pouty face, and said, "But I thought you loved me Inu-baby. No?" her voice lost it's sweet quality and she said in a serious voice, "Then stop saying you do." She began to walk away, but added a "Jackass," for good measure
Inuyasha slipped in the goo, trying to get to her so he could ring her neck. "Miroku said, "Inuyasha calm yourself!"
"Fine, I'm cool, I'm cool," he said shaking off his friends and straightening out his shirt. The effect was lost with all that pink covering his body. He went to the bathroom to go wash it off, but he still walked into political science, twenty minutes late and his clothes covered in a (very) distinct pink tinge. He passed by Kagome's desk and said, "I'll get you back,"
"Inuyasha, it's over when I say it's over and, guess what? It's not over. Not by a long shot, jerkoff,"
"Yeah, we'll see who gets the last laugh,"
"Who are you? The Joker?"
He sat down at his desk, fuming about 'dumb wenches' and 'the messes they cause'. Seems like Inuyasha is always mumbling about something or other.
^_^
So...what'd you think? Did you like it? Did you not like it? Review review review, I love reviews. No reviews and I don't continue...MWAHAHAHAHA. Okay that was more disturbing than I meant it to be, and I was just jokingThe Salami Maker is a coming for you...
