Akire-Otcel: Well here I am again and I hope you people aren't getting tired of hearing from me... ... ... That would hurt. Ok I do know the way to the Feudal Era and the Demon Realm but I'm not telling!!! Well here's chapter 1 and I hope you like it so Read, Relax, and then Review.
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Chapter 1: Inu meets Tsumetai-hi
Soon Kagome was becoming red hot with jealousy. She couldn't stand the fact that Inu Yasha was acting that way twards a girl that wasn't her.
"Inu Yasha" Kagome said
Inu Yasha turned and looked at Kagome, "Yah?" He asked
"Sit Boy!" Kagome said *Thump! *
"Hm... I see that you are having jealousy problems" Kurama said as he crossed his arms
"Kagome you don't have to be so mean with Inu! ... ... ... Why did you do that anyways?" I asked
"Hmph! ... ... ... That's for me to know and you to also know... Eventually" Kagome said
"I think the expression is 'It's for me to know and you to find out" Kurama corrected
"I know!!! I just like saying it my way!!!" Kagome said a little pissed off
"Yah well it's Kuras' way or the high way!" I said as I stood by Kuramas' (Kura ^_^) side
"Well I'll choose the high way, thank you very much" Kagome replied
"AKIRE!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?" someone yelled wildly
"Hm... ... ... Akire it seems that our dear friend, and my admiration, is calling" Kurama said as he smirked
"Huh?... ... ... Oh right! You're talking about Tsumetai-hi!!!" I said as I remembered who he was talking about
"Precisely" Kurama said
"AKIRE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!! I HAVE A PROBLEM!!!" Tsumetai-hi yelled
"Okey Dokey!!!" I yelled back, then I turned to look at Inu Yasha, "Do you want to come with me?"
"Yes!!!" Inu Yasha said happily as he immediately got out of the hole and sat, like a dog, next to me as he wagged his tail (Yes I gave Inu Yasha a tail! ^_^ You don't like it Sue Me!!!)(Please don't sue me -_- I have no money)
"Okey Dokey!!! Kagome are you coming?" I asked, I looked around but Kagome was leaving
"No I Will Not! Inu Yasha I will see you later" Kagome said and thus she left
"Ok Kagome!!!" Inu Yasha yelled after her
"Kurama lead the way" I said as I patted Inu Yasha on the head
"Alright follow me" Kura said (I'm keeping it short ok Kurama is Kura, Inu Yasha is Inu, Tsumetai-hi is Tsumetai and I can us either name ok) as he walked off
"Yay!!!" I said as I followed and then Inu followed me
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"GR!!! Where The Hell Is Akire?!" Tsumetai said angrily as she paced around 2 fainted bodies
Soon she heard noises that where coming from behind her. She turned and stared for a moment.
"A!!!" she then yelled curiously
"B!!!" I yelled back
"C!!!" Tsumetai yelled happily
"D!!!"
"E!!!"
"F!!!"
"G!!!"
"H!!!"
"I!!!"
"J!!!"
"K!!!"
"L!!!"
"M!!!"
"N!!!" I yelled as we came threw the trees
"O!!!" Tsumetai-hi yelled back as we drew nearer
"P!!!"
"Q!!!"
"R!!!"
"S!!!"
"T!!!"
"U!!!"
"V!!!"
"W!!!"
"X!!!"
"Y!!!"
"Z!!!"
"NOW!!!"
"I!!!"
"KNOW!!!"
"MY!!!"
"A!!!"
"B!!!"
"C's!!!"
"NEXT!!!"
"TIME!!!"
"WON'T!!!"
"YOU!!!"
"SING!!!"
"WITH!!!"
"ME!!!" I ended
Inu Yasha stared at us a little freaked out at what we were doing. Kurama stayed quiet since he was already use to this. Tsumetai-hi had not noticed Inu Yasha at all.
"Ok..." Inu Yasha said still in a freaked out way
"Yay!!!" I said happily as Tsumetai-hi and I laughed, "Ok so what's the problem?"
"Well you see... ... ... I 'accidentally' hit Naoki over the head with Rika" Tsumetai explained
I stared at Tsumetai-hi skeptically, "Uh-hu... ... ... I bet you did" I said after a while
"Ok I did hit Naoki on the head on purpose-- But Rika was the closest thing near me that I could use to hit Naoki on the head hard enough... ... ... Rika fainting was her problem" Tsumetai-hi explained
"Um... ... ... And you are?" Inu asked
"*Gasp*!!! It's Kitty Boy!!!" exclaimed Tsumetai-hi, then she rushed over to Inu Yasha and rubbed his ears
"Um... ... ... Tsumetai I wouldn't do that if I was you" I said but it was too late she was hurled into the air
"I'LL GET YOU BACK KITTY BOY!!!" Tsumetai-hi yelled as she disappeared with a ding! (Yes the Team Rocket thing ^_^)
"Inu Yasha you did not have to be so harsh" I said as I walked over to Naoki and Rika
"But she--" Inu Yasha started to say
"May I suggest that you not argue with Akire" Kura said "She tends to rise victorious in battles of such"
"Yah but I had a good reason!!!" Inu Yasha exclaimed
"Well if you wish I shall keep my suggestions to myself" Kura said as he sat on a nearby rock
"Akire... She rubbed my ears! I don't like it when people rub my ears" Inu Yasha whined
I walked over and started to rub his ear, he was overwhelmed with joy and he sat down dog like... "So you're saying that you don't like it when I do this?" I asked
"Gah... Gna..." Inu Yasha mumbled
"No?... Then I'll stop" I said as I stopped rubbing his ears and walked away
Inu Yasha fell flat on his face, "Aw... Dam... You win" Inu Yasha groaned
"Hmph..." Kurama said as he slightly smiled
"Don't push your luck fox boy" Inu said in a pissed tone
"Is that a challenge Inu Yasha?" Kurama asked
"Sure as hell" Inu Yasha said
"You two had better not" I said as I knelt down next to Rika
"He's asking for it" Inu Yasha said as he stood up
"No Inu Yasha" I said as I examined her body (I did not check her out!!!)
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Akire-Otcel: Yes I know this wasn't so funny but trust me it'll get better for now I'm just gathering and introducing characters... ... ... Well see you next time ok... Please review!!!!
