LaShana the now Evile, Drunk, and Sugar High Pixie: OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!
THE EVILE RABID LAWYERS ARE SPREADING!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! Poor
Takaehiko9683, SHE WAS ATTACKED!!!
Jewel: So..going on..*Whacks LaShana with a LARGE bamboo stick..stolen from Ethelflaed..* we noticed earlier on that Bakura had been slightly.um..scared of the electric toothbrushes in the disclaimer, so-
Rabid Lawyers: YOU ARE NOT ANNOUNCING THE STORY UNTIL YOU DO A DISCLAIMER!!!
Jewel: You want me to do this AGAIN??? I just did it last chapter!!
Rabid Lawyers: But according to section 37XXX of the statement of the clause for the-
Jewel: Will?
Daine: You?
Nat: Shut?
Crissy: UP???
Rabid Lawyers: No. We don't want to. Deal with it.
LaShana: Before Jewel brings out any more assassination material.
Jewel: *Quickly hides a sniper gun*
Crissy: Didn't she whack you with a large bamboo stick?
LaShana: Rrrghhh..WE DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!
Rabid Lawyers: Phooey..*Sink into ground*
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Nat: *Talking through cell phone* No, I will NOT sell you 57 liters of Pretty Colors for ninety-eight million dollars!
Mysterious Voice on the Phone: Please?
Nat: No.
Mysterious Voice on the Phone: Why not????
Nat: Because I need to make enough for the rest of us to drink!
Cell Phone Connection: But you'll be WAY too stoned for-
Nat: YOU LIE!!! *Kills connection..literally*
Cell Phone: *While being stepped on* Ow! OW!! PAIN!! PAIN!!! STOP IT!!! *Dies*
Malik, Bakura, and Seth: *Miraculously awake*
Crissy: As interesting as that was...our guests are awake, so we really need to do something...
Daine: OK! ^___^!!
Cast: *Look at Daine oddly*
Nat: Anyway..going on...
Jewel and Crissy: ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES!!!
Bakura: *Hides and cowers in the closet (A/N: Why do we HAVE a closet?)* NO!! Those evile things will bring upon us the end of the world! Kill it! KILL IT!!!! *Screams madly as he cowers*
Alenka: *Bursts thru door and strikes pose* I'm HEEEEERE!!!! *Whacks Bakura with an electric toothbrush* *Leaves*
Daine: So since we are playing with-
Vivian: *Appears in cloud of smoke* ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES!!!! *Whacks Bakura over the head with a BOX of electric toothbrushes* *Leaves*
Daine: We need to immediately start making Bakura not brushaphobic about them...
Crissy: Brushaphobic? But that could be like, a hairbrush! Or a horse brush! Or a-
Daine: It's a toothbrush.
Nat: Why a toothbrush?
Daine: Because I said so.
Nat: I'm your sister. That doesn't cut it.
Jewel: Technically, we're also her hypothetical/anime sisters..so that doesn't really work either...
Crissy: We can argue about this over the disclaimer...how about right now, we get Bakura to come out of the closet?
Daine: *Realizes what she's said*
Bakura: *Realizes what she's said*
Nat: *Realizes what she's said*
Seth: *Realizes what she's said*
Jewel: *Realizes what she's said*
Yami: *Realizes what she's said*
Bakura: *Realizes what she's said*
Crissy: *Remains oblivious*
Everyone besides Crissy: *Runs to closet and opens door, collapse in laughter*
Bakura: What was that for?
Daine: OK, that'll stop it! *Completely fills closet with electric toothbrushes* Bakura, witness the toothbrushes! Go NOWHERE NEAR THE CLOSET!!!
Bakura: *Slowly backs away from the closet* Why do I have the feeling something just went on that I don't want to know about?
Jewel: Because it did.
Crissy: And we certainly aren't going to tell you...
Seth: Getting back to the point..
Malik: What the heck are these.toothbrushes?
Yami: And why are they electric?
Daine: Basically, they're used to clean your teeth..
Yami: That's rather pointless..we're anime characters..
Jewel: So?
Malik: Have you ever seen an anime character with non white teeth?
Jewel: I suppose not..
Daine: So this whole thing is completely pointless, yes?
Crissy: Probably..
Nat: But..
Malik: We can still have fun making Bakura scared to death of these things!
Yamis: *Turn toothbrushes on*
Nat: OK, so they already knew how to work them..nothing wrong with that...
Bakura: *Starts running around the room screaming bloody murder*
Daine: Can we make him actually scream bloody murder?
Jewel: Sure!
Bakura: BLOODY MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!!
Crissy: Wow! It fits right in with him being English and everything!
Yamis: *Still laughing maniacally*
Bakura: *Still running around like a headless chicken*
Jewel: Maniacally is a word?
Daine: Spell check apparently accepts it...
Jewel: OK..
Yamis: *Accidentally trample Nat while STILL laughing maniacally*
Nat: *Suddenly surrounded by fire*
Authoresses: Uh-oh...
Nat: SHUT UP! SIT DOWN!! OR NONE OF YOU ARE COMING NEAR ANY OF MY PRETTY COLORS!!!!!
Yami: What if we don't want to?
Nat: Then we'll all play a wonderful little game..
Digi Destined: *Suddenly appear out of..nowhere* LISTEN TO HER!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY HER GAMES!! IT'S AWFUL!!!!
Bakura: Who are you?
Tai: We're the kids she tortures on a normal basis...
Matt: *Shuddering* Don't let her make up teams, either...it's horrible.
Jun: MATTSY!!!!
Matt: *Runs like..runs..*
Sora: We just got done playing football..
Bakura: That can't be too bad..
Sora: American style...
Daine: *Looks at Nat* And you didn't invite ME???
Nat: *Looks sheepish* Sorry...
Kari: Yeah, it wouldn't have been, but it had to be with them *jerks finger at Matt and Tai* as the cheerleaders..
Cast, authoresses, and Digi Destined: *Shudder*
Jewel: *Looks around* HEY!! You made Bakura stop screaming bloody murder! Cool!
Bakura: Oh yeah...BLOODY MURDER BY TOOTHBRUSHES!!!
Crissy: *Whacks Jewel* You made him remember!!
Tai: Did he say toothbrushes??? *Starts running alongside Bakura* BLOODY MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!!
Sora: Oh boy...
Bakura: *Whacks into wall*
Tai: *Whacks into wall*
Bakura and Tai: *Currently unconcious*
Jewel: Do I really want to know?
Nat: No. *Hands out Pretty Colors*
Izzy: Why do they get Pretty Colors and we don't?
Ken: Yeah.four authoresses on Pretty Colors.isn't normally to our advantage..
Crissy: Uh, duh.
TK: I.think we're gonna leave now.
Jewel: Good. I'm having trouble keeping track of you all. Nat, how do you do this???
Nat: It's a gift.
Jewel: Whatever. *Snaps fingers and puts Digi Destined back in Rainbow Stevie's Interview Lady fic. READ IT!!!*
Crissy: OK, ya know what, this is completely fruitless! Let's just bury Bakura in toothbrushes and let him wake up later, K?
Seth: *Immediately does so*
Crissy: Wow..he's.obedient...That's kinda scary..
Seth: I have no idea where I am, how I got here, and all of you have powers that far surpass my own. I'm not a fool..I know when to let myself stay alive.
Crissy: Awww.and such a good liar too!
Daine: I think that was flattery, actually...
Jewel: I dunno what that was, but once again we have to end the fooing chappie because someone was knocked out!
Nat: Can I knock out the rest of them?
Jewel: Umm..we'll see...
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Jewel: O.K..NOW!
Nat: *Knocks everyone out...including the authoresses*
Nat: Oh crap..Where are you Spazzass???
Spazzass: Pi..Ka..CHU!!!! *Shocks everyone*
Everyone: *Wakes up*
Jewel: SPAZZASS!!!!
Spazzass: Chu?
Jewel: *Runs spastically up to Spazzass and huggles him..spastically...*
Spazzass: Chu..*Winces*
Crissy: Where'd that thing come from?
Daine: Why is Spazzass here?
Crissy: Why was that thing named Spazzass?
Nat: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
Crissy: Um..now that you mention it, no.
Nat: Wise choice.
Jewel: Okay, so people, you DO know what you're supposed to do, right?
Daine: Because we all know you're so smart!
Crissy: That you can click that wonderful little button!
Nat: And review!!
Jewel: *Fire gathering around her* Or..I will have to send Spazzass after you.
Nat: *Shudders* Now that's a little harsh...
Jewel: What?
Nat: Just kidding..
Spazzass: CHU!!!!!
Jewel: So..going on..*Whacks LaShana with a LARGE bamboo stick..stolen from Ethelflaed..* we noticed earlier on that Bakura had been slightly.um..scared of the electric toothbrushes in the disclaimer, so-
Rabid Lawyers: YOU ARE NOT ANNOUNCING THE STORY UNTIL YOU DO A DISCLAIMER!!!
Jewel: You want me to do this AGAIN??? I just did it last chapter!!
Rabid Lawyers: But according to section 37XXX of the statement of the clause for the-
Jewel: Will?
Daine: You?
Nat: Shut?
Crissy: UP???
Rabid Lawyers: No. We don't want to. Deal with it.
LaShana: Before Jewel brings out any more assassination material.
Jewel: *Quickly hides a sniper gun*
Crissy: Didn't she whack you with a large bamboo stick?
LaShana: Rrrghhh..WE DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!
Rabid Lawyers: Phooey..*Sink into ground*
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Nat: *Talking through cell phone* No, I will NOT sell you 57 liters of Pretty Colors for ninety-eight million dollars!
Mysterious Voice on the Phone: Please?
Nat: No.
Mysterious Voice on the Phone: Why not????
Nat: Because I need to make enough for the rest of us to drink!
Cell Phone Connection: But you'll be WAY too stoned for-
Nat: YOU LIE!!! *Kills connection..literally*
Cell Phone: *While being stepped on* Ow! OW!! PAIN!! PAIN!!! STOP IT!!! *Dies*
Malik, Bakura, and Seth: *Miraculously awake*
Crissy: As interesting as that was...our guests are awake, so we really need to do something...
Daine: OK! ^___^!!
Cast: *Look at Daine oddly*
Nat: Anyway..going on...
Jewel and Crissy: ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES!!!
Bakura: *Hides and cowers in the closet (A/N: Why do we HAVE a closet?)* NO!! Those evile things will bring upon us the end of the world! Kill it! KILL IT!!!! *Screams madly as he cowers*
Alenka: *Bursts thru door and strikes pose* I'm HEEEEERE!!!! *Whacks Bakura with an electric toothbrush* *Leaves*
Daine: So since we are playing with-
Vivian: *Appears in cloud of smoke* ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES!!!! *Whacks Bakura over the head with a BOX of electric toothbrushes* *Leaves*
Daine: We need to immediately start making Bakura not brushaphobic about them...
Crissy: Brushaphobic? But that could be like, a hairbrush! Or a horse brush! Or a-
Daine: It's a toothbrush.
Nat: Why a toothbrush?
Daine: Because I said so.
Nat: I'm your sister. That doesn't cut it.
Jewel: Technically, we're also her hypothetical/anime sisters..so that doesn't really work either...
Crissy: We can argue about this over the disclaimer...how about right now, we get Bakura to come out of the closet?
Daine: *Realizes what she's said*
Bakura: *Realizes what she's said*
Nat: *Realizes what she's said*
Seth: *Realizes what she's said*
Jewel: *Realizes what she's said*
Yami: *Realizes what she's said*
Bakura: *Realizes what she's said*
Crissy: *Remains oblivious*
Everyone besides Crissy: *Runs to closet and opens door, collapse in laughter*
Bakura: What was that for?
Daine: OK, that'll stop it! *Completely fills closet with electric toothbrushes* Bakura, witness the toothbrushes! Go NOWHERE NEAR THE CLOSET!!!
Bakura: *Slowly backs away from the closet* Why do I have the feeling something just went on that I don't want to know about?
Jewel: Because it did.
Crissy: And we certainly aren't going to tell you...
Seth: Getting back to the point..
Malik: What the heck are these.toothbrushes?
Yami: And why are they electric?
Daine: Basically, they're used to clean your teeth..
Yami: That's rather pointless..we're anime characters..
Jewel: So?
Malik: Have you ever seen an anime character with non white teeth?
Jewel: I suppose not..
Daine: So this whole thing is completely pointless, yes?
Crissy: Probably..
Nat: But..
Malik: We can still have fun making Bakura scared to death of these things!
Yamis: *Turn toothbrushes on*
Nat: OK, so they already knew how to work them..nothing wrong with that...
Bakura: *Starts running around the room screaming bloody murder*
Daine: Can we make him actually scream bloody murder?
Jewel: Sure!
Bakura: BLOODY MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!!
Crissy: Wow! It fits right in with him being English and everything!
Yamis: *Still laughing maniacally*
Bakura: *Still running around like a headless chicken*
Jewel: Maniacally is a word?
Daine: Spell check apparently accepts it...
Jewel: OK..
Yamis: *Accidentally trample Nat while STILL laughing maniacally*
Nat: *Suddenly surrounded by fire*
Authoresses: Uh-oh...
Nat: SHUT UP! SIT DOWN!! OR NONE OF YOU ARE COMING NEAR ANY OF MY PRETTY COLORS!!!!!
Yami: What if we don't want to?
Nat: Then we'll all play a wonderful little game..
Digi Destined: *Suddenly appear out of..nowhere* LISTEN TO HER!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY HER GAMES!! IT'S AWFUL!!!!
Bakura: Who are you?
Tai: We're the kids she tortures on a normal basis...
Matt: *Shuddering* Don't let her make up teams, either...it's horrible.
Jun: MATTSY!!!!
Matt: *Runs like..runs..*
Sora: We just got done playing football..
Bakura: That can't be too bad..
Sora: American style...
Daine: *Looks at Nat* And you didn't invite ME???
Nat: *Looks sheepish* Sorry...
Kari: Yeah, it wouldn't have been, but it had to be with them *jerks finger at Matt and Tai* as the cheerleaders..
Cast, authoresses, and Digi Destined: *Shudder*
Jewel: *Looks around* HEY!! You made Bakura stop screaming bloody murder! Cool!
Bakura: Oh yeah...BLOODY MURDER BY TOOTHBRUSHES!!!
Crissy: *Whacks Jewel* You made him remember!!
Tai: Did he say toothbrushes??? *Starts running alongside Bakura* BLOODY MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!!
Sora: Oh boy...
Bakura: *Whacks into wall*
Tai: *Whacks into wall*
Bakura and Tai: *Currently unconcious*
Jewel: Do I really want to know?
Nat: No. *Hands out Pretty Colors*
Izzy: Why do they get Pretty Colors and we don't?
Ken: Yeah.four authoresses on Pretty Colors.isn't normally to our advantage..
Crissy: Uh, duh.
TK: I.think we're gonna leave now.
Jewel: Good. I'm having trouble keeping track of you all. Nat, how do you do this???
Nat: It's a gift.
Jewel: Whatever. *Snaps fingers and puts Digi Destined back in Rainbow Stevie's Interview Lady fic. READ IT!!!*
Crissy: OK, ya know what, this is completely fruitless! Let's just bury Bakura in toothbrushes and let him wake up later, K?
Seth: *Immediately does so*
Crissy: Wow..he's.obedient...That's kinda scary..
Seth: I have no idea where I am, how I got here, and all of you have powers that far surpass my own. I'm not a fool..I know when to let myself stay alive.
Crissy: Awww.and such a good liar too!
Daine: I think that was flattery, actually...
Jewel: I dunno what that was, but once again we have to end the fooing chappie because someone was knocked out!
Nat: Can I knock out the rest of them?
Jewel: Umm..we'll see...
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Jewel: O.K..NOW!
Nat: *Knocks everyone out...including the authoresses*
Nat: Oh crap..Where are you Spazzass???
Spazzass: Pi..Ka..CHU!!!! *Shocks everyone*
Everyone: *Wakes up*
Jewel: SPAZZASS!!!!
Spazzass: Chu?
Jewel: *Runs spastically up to Spazzass and huggles him..spastically...*
Spazzass: Chu..*Winces*
Crissy: Where'd that thing come from?
Daine: Why is Spazzass here?
Crissy: Why was that thing named Spazzass?
Nat: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
Crissy: Um..now that you mention it, no.
Nat: Wise choice.
Jewel: Okay, so people, you DO know what you're supposed to do, right?
Daine: Because we all know you're so smart!
Crissy: That you can click that wonderful little button!
Nat: And review!!
Jewel: *Fire gathering around her* Or..I will have to send Spazzass after you.
Nat: *Shudders* Now that's a little harsh...
Jewel: What?
Nat: Just kidding..
Spazzass: CHU!!!!!
