LaShana the now Evile, Drunk, and Sugar High Pixie: OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! THE EVILE RABID LAWYERS ARE SPREADING!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! Poor Takaehiko9683, SHE WAS ATTACKED!!!

Jewel: So..going on..*Whacks LaShana with a LARGE bamboo stick..stolen from Ethelflaed..* we noticed earlier on that Bakura had been slightly.um..scared of the electric toothbrushes in the disclaimer, so-

Rabid Lawyers: YOU ARE NOT ANNOUNCING THE STORY UNTIL YOU DO A DISCLAIMER!!!

Jewel: You want me to do this AGAIN??? I just did it last chapter!!

Rabid Lawyers: But according to section 37XXX of the statement of the clause for the-

Jewel: Will?

Daine: You?

Nat: Shut?

Crissy: UP???

Rabid Lawyers: No. We don't want to. Deal with it.

LaShana: Before Jewel brings out any more assassination material.

Jewel: *Quickly hides a sniper gun*

Crissy: Didn't she whack you with a large bamboo stick?

LaShana: Rrrghhh..WE DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!

Rabid Lawyers: Phooey..*Sink into ground*

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Nat: *Talking through cell phone* No, I will NOT sell you 57 liters of Pretty Colors for ninety-eight million dollars!

Mysterious Voice on the Phone: Please?

Nat: No.

Mysterious Voice on the Phone: Why not????

Nat: Because I need to make enough for the rest of us to drink!

Cell Phone Connection: But you'll be WAY too stoned for-

Nat: YOU LIE!!! *Kills connection..literally*

Cell Phone: *While being stepped on* Ow! OW!! PAIN!! PAIN!!! STOP IT!!! *Dies*

Malik, Bakura, and Seth: *Miraculously awake*

Crissy: As interesting as that was...our guests are awake, so we really need to do something...

Daine: OK! ^___^!!

Cast: *Look at Daine oddly*

Nat: Anyway..going on...

Jewel and Crissy: ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES!!!

Bakura: *Hides and cowers in the closet (A/N: Why do we HAVE a closet?)* NO!! Those evile things will bring upon us the end of the world! Kill it! KILL IT!!!! *Screams madly as he cowers*

Alenka: *Bursts thru door and strikes pose* I'm HEEEEERE!!!! *Whacks Bakura with an electric toothbrush* *Leaves*

Daine: So since we are playing with-

Vivian: *Appears in cloud of smoke* ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES!!!! *Whacks Bakura over the head with a BOX of electric toothbrushes* *Leaves*

Daine: We need to immediately start making Bakura not brushaphobic about them...

Crissy: Brushaphobic? But that could be like, a hairbrush! Or a horse brush! Or a-

Daine: It's a toothbrush.

Nat: Why a toothbrush?

Daine: Because I said so.

Nat: I'm your sister. That doesn't cut it.

Jewel: Technically, we're also her hypothetical/anime sisters..so that doesn't really work either...

Crissy: We can argue about this over the disclaimer...how about right now, we get Bakura to come out of the closet?

Daine: *Realizes what she's said*

Bakura: *Realizes what she's said*

Nat: *Realizes what she's said*

Seth: *Realizes what she's said*

Jewel: *Realizes what she's said*

Yami: *Realizes what she's said*

Bakura: *Realizes what she's said*

Crissy: *Remains oblivious*

Everyone besides Crissy: *Runs to closet and opens door, collapse in laughter*

Bakura: What was that for?

Daine: OK, that'll stop it! *Completely fills closet with electric toothbrushes* Bakura, witness the toothbrushes! Go NOWHERE NEAR THE CLOSET!!!

Bakura: *Slowly backs away from the closet* Why do I have the feeling something just went on that I don't want to know about?

Jewel: Because it did.

Crissy: And we certainly aren't going to tell you...

Seth: Getting back to the point..

Malik: What the heck are these.toothbrushes?

Yami: And why are they electric?

Daine: Basically, they're used to clean your teeth..

Yami: That's rather pointless..we're anime characters..

Jewel: So?

Malik: Have you ever seen an anime character with non white teeth?

Jewel: I suppose not..

Daine: So this whole thing is completely pointless, yes?

Crissy: Probably..

Nat: But..

Malik: We can still have fun making Bakura scared to death of these things!

Yamis: *Turn toothbrushes on*

Nat: OK, so they already knew how to work them..nothing wrong with that...

Bakura: *Starts running around the room screaming bloody murder*

Daine: Can we make him actually scream bloody murder?

Jewel: Sure!

Bakura: BLOODY MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!!

Crissy: Wow! It fits right in with him being English and everything!

Yamis: *Still laughing maniacally*

Bakura: *Still running around like a headless chicken*

Jewel: Maniacally is a word?

Daine: Spell check apparently accepts it...

Jewel: OK..

Yamis: *Accidentally trample Nat while STILL laughing maniacally*

Nat: *Suddenly surrounded by fire*

Authoresses: Uh-oh...

Nat: SHUT UP! SIT DOWN!! OR NONE OF YOU ARE COMING NEAR ANY OF MY PRETTY COLORS!!!!!

Yami: What if we don't want to?

Nat: Then we'll all play a wonderful little game..

Digi Destined: *Suddenly appear out of..nowhere* LISTEN TO HER!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY HER GAMES!! IT'S AWFUL!!!!

Bakura: Who are you?

Tai: We're the kids she tortures on a normal basis...

Matt: *Shuddering* Don't let her make up teams, either...it's horrible.

Jun: MATTSY!!!!

Matt: *Runs like..runs..*

Sora: We just got done playing football..

Bakura: That can't be too bad..

Sora: American style...

Daine: *Looks at Nat* And you didn't invite ME???

Nat: *Looks sheepish* Sorry...

Kari: Yeah, it wouldn't have been, but it had to be with them *jerks finger at Matt and Tai* as the cheerleaders..

Cast, authoresses, and Digi Destined: *Shudder*

Jewel: *Looks around* HEY!! You made Bakura stop screaming bloody murder! Cool!

Bakura: Oh yeah...BLOODY MURDER BY TOOTHBRUSHES!!!

Crissy: *Whacks Jewel* You made him remember!!

Tai: Did he say toothbrushes??? *Starts running alongside Bakura* BLOODY MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!!

Sora: Oh boy...

Bakura: *Whacks into wall*

Tai: *Whacks into wall*

Bakura and Tai: *Currently unconcious*

Jewel: Do I really want to know?

Nat: No. *Hands out Pretty Colors*

Izzy: Why do they get Pretty Colors and we don't?

Ken: Yeah.four authoresses on Pretty Colors.isn't normally to our advantage..

Crissy: Uh, duh.

TK: I.think we're gonna leave now.

Jewel: Good. I'm having trouble keeping track of you all. Nat, how do you do this???

Nat: It's a gift.

Jewel: Whatever. *Snaps fingers and puts Digi Destined back in Rainbow Stevie's Interview Lady fic. READ IT!!!*

Crissy: OK, ya know what, this is completely fruitless! Let's just bury Bakura in toothbrushes and let him wake up later, K?

Seth: *Immediately does so*

Crissy: Wow..he's.obedient...That's kinda scary..

Seth: I have no idea where I am, how I got here, and all of you have powers that far surpass my own. I'm not a fool..I know when to let myself stay alive.

Crissy: Awww.and such a good liar too!

Daine: I think that was flattery, actually...

Jewel: I dunno what that was, but once again we have to end the fooing chappie because someone was knocked out!

Nat: Can I knock out the rest of them?

Jewel: Umm..we'll see...

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Jewel: O.K..NOW!

Nat: *Knocks everyone out...including the authoresses*

Nat: Oh crap..Where are you Spazzass???

Spazzass: Pi..Ka..CHU!!!! *Shocks everyone*

Everyone: *Wakes up*

Jewel: SPAZZASS!!!!

Spazzass: Chu?

Jewel: *Runs spastically up to Spazzass and huggles him..spastically...*

Spazzass: Chu..*Winces*

Crissy: Where'd that thing come from?

Daine: Why is Spazzass here?

Crissy: Why was that thing named Spazzass?

Nat: Do you really want to know the answer to that?

Crissy: Um..now that you mention it, no.

Nat: Wise choice.

Jewel: Okay, so people, you DO know what you're supposed to do, right?

Daine: Because we all know you're so smart!

Crissy: That you can click that wonderful little button!

Nat: And review!!

Jewel: *Fire gathering around her* Or..I will have to send Spazzass after you.

Nat: *Shudders* Now that's a little harsh...

Jewel: What?

Nat: Just kidding..

Spazzass: CHU!!!!!