Jewel: OMG.I just completely got a great idea for a new chappie so please excuse any mis-spellings, I'm starting to type really, really fast and run on sentences may ensue because I'm also slightly high on all the nice sugar that was fed to me for several weeks on end..

LaShana: Also, please excuse the lack of updates. She's been away at camp, terrorizing young people and eating more sugar and riding Blue (her horse) and then terrorizing people again.

Nat: Can I do the disclaimer? Please?

Daine: Are you.OK Nat? You never say please!

Nat: *Shoots glare at Daine* I..Wanna..Do..The..DISCLAIMER!!!!

Crissy: OK, so since I don't think everyone in the next county heard your glorious opinion...

Daine: *Slightly shell-shocked*

Crissy: *Gulp* I believe we'll let you do the disclaimer.

Nat: ^_^ Good. *Louder than before* JEWEL DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH, COSMETICS, OR ANY OTHER KIND OF ALREADY COPYRIGHTED THINGS IN THIS FICCY!!!

Cody (Mysteriously appearing from Rainbow Stevie's ficcy): Nat!! You've finally seen the light!! *Hugs Nat*

Nat: *Being hugged* O.M.G..GET THE CREEP OFF OF ME!!

Jewel: I am so thoroughly enjoying this..

Crissy: Me too.

Daine: Me three.

Cody: And now, Nat, I can teach you why Grandfather is always right and -

Nat's Fist: *Makes contact with Cody's mouth*

Cody: Nat!! That HURT!!

Nat: What did you EXPECT? *Grabs Cody's kendo stick and whacks him repeatedly over the head with it* Don't! You! Ever! Hug! Me! In! Public! Ever! Again!

Daine: *Smiling wolfishly* So he can hug you when he's not in public, Nat?

Nat: *Pauses*

Rest of cast and two authoresses: *Cower in fear*

Nat: *Turns slowly around, glaring daggers at Daine*

Daine: *Runs for dear life*

Nat: DAINE YOU LITTLE *Words not appropriate for rating* GET BACK HERE OR I'M GONNA-

Screen: *Blanks out to reveal lettering that says: DUE TO RATING ON NAT'S LANGUAGE THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED*

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Jewel: *Tears down screen* THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE DISCONTINUING MY FIC BECAUSE OF NAT'S LANGUAGE!!

Nat: Hehehe.oops.

Crissy: *Whacks Nat*

Bakura: Why are the authoresses so dangerous?

Yami: If we knew that..we'd be really, really good.

Daine: Guys? Yeah, hi, here's a new concept: WE LIKE BEING DESTRUCTIVE!!!

Seth: Really?

Jewel: *Whacks Seth because he's being stupid* Duh.

Seth: *On floor, momentarily unconcious*

Jewel: *Tramples Seth in high heels on her way to more pretty colors*

Seth: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Crissy: You are such a wimp.

Seth: *Jumps up and proceeds to break the heel's off of Jewel's shoes*

Bakura: Hey! That's a good idea! Take out their weapons!!

Bakura: *Does the same for Nat*

Yami: *Does the same for Crissy*

Malik: *Does the same for Daine*

Malik: HA!! Guys look what I found!!

Yami: What?

Malik: THE ENTIRE CLOSET FULL OF SHOES!!

YGO Cast: *Grins evilly*

Authoresses: *Look on in horror as their shoes are ruined*

Crissy: *Anger mark growing*

Daine: *Anger mark growing*

Nat: *Anger mark growing*

Jewel: *Anger mark exploding* THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GETTING THE ULTIMATE TORTURE!!!

Crissy: You're not..not..

Daine: *Slightly oblivious* She's not what? *Lightbulb finally turns on* Hehehehe...*Grins evilly*

Nat: What the foo?

Jewel: *Snaps fingers*

Mai: *Appears from nowhere*

Jewel, Crissy, & Daine: Sissy!!

Mai: Oh God what now?

Crissy: *Grins evilly* Can you help us with something?

Daine: *Equal evil grin* We have ourselves a little..problem.

Jewel: *How do you think she's grinning?* With some rather unruly guys..

Mai: *She's our sister..you figure out the facial expression!* Deal! But you didn't give me any supplies.. I'll need some blush and nail polish and toe polish and *drones on and on*

Yami: *Has long since paled at the sight of Mai*

Bakura: Umm..pharaoh..are you alright?

Seth: And who's the monstrosity over there?

Malik: Haven't I seen her before?

Yami: She's.she's..guys..we're dead..

Bakura: *Realizing the PHARAOH is scared* Umm...O.K.

Crissy: *Getting bored of Mai's rambling* MAI!!

Mai: *Doesn't hear*

Crissy: MAI!!

Mai: What?

Crissy: You realize we have a closet with all that crap in it, right?

Mai: I don't think one closet will hold it all..

Daine: It's a REALLY big closet..

Jewel: Seriously.It's like a house, more than a closet..

Mai: Umm..O...K.If you're sure..

Nat: *Walks over to door* *Opens door* Is that enough?

Mai: *In shock* I gotta get me one of these..

Jewel: So.ya like it?

Mai: *Jumps into pile of cosmetics* YES!!!

Bakura: Wait...I think I just got it..

Yami: Good for you tomb robber..you've found yourself a brain.

Malik: I don't even know what half that stuff is!

Seth: (Foolish, foolish guy) *Walks over to pile of stuff* Hey.. *Starts digging through pile of stuff* IT'S ALL SPARKLY!!

YGO Cast: *Sweatdrop. BIIIIIIIIIG Sweatdrop.*

Mai: Good! You can be our first test subject!

Yami: *Running around the walls of the room, trying to find an exit* WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE THE INSANITY???

Malik: *Pulls Yami into a conveniently placed barbers' chair* Hehehehe.HEY MAI!! WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST VICTIM OVER HERE!!

Bakura: *Quickly finds button that permanently binds Yami to chair*

Authoresses and Mai: *Slowly turn around, identical evil grins on their faces*

Mai: Let's go girls.

Malik: At least we made it out of that.

Jewel: Aww..we couldn't forget you! *Snaps fingers*

3 Barbers' Chairs complete with Binders: *Appear and bind Bakura, Seth, and Malik*

Bakura: You just had to jinx it, didn't you Malik?

Yami: No.NO..NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE GLITTER!!!

Seth: What's glitter?

Crissy: THIS!! *Proceeds to spread glitter*

Seth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Malik: *Cringes*

Bakura: *Cringes more*

Daine: How long to you bet it takes to make them beg for mercy?

Jewel: I give them..10 minutes..

Daine: Nah.I give them 5.

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71/2 Minutes Later:

YGO Cast: MMMMMEEEERRRRRCCCCYYYY!!!!

Bakura: We'll give you anything you want!! Anything!!

Malik: No we-

Yami: Anything at all!!

Seth: Spare us!!

Nat: *Huggles Bakura* But you're so ca-ute in glitter!!

Bakura: Can't..breathe...

Nat: *Huggles harder while painting Bakura's nails*

Jewel: *Applying blue mascara to Seth* Look! It matches your eyes!! *Puts mirror in Seth's face*

Seth: *Refuses to open eyes*

Jewel: Rrrghh..*Tapes Seth's eyes open*

Seth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Crissy: *Putting green eye shadow on poor Yami* Wow, that's becoming a reoccurring battle cry...Yami you are SUCH a warm tone!!

Yami: So.do you have any plans of letting us go?

Daine: Not at the moment..

Malik: Why the foo not?

Daine: Because I said so! *Puts lip gloss on Malik*

Malik: *Licks lips* *Gags* Ewww..what is IN that stuff?

Nat: Do you REALLY want to know the answer to that question?

Malik: Umm..yes?

Daine: No you don't.

Malik: Yes I do.

Daine: NO YOU DON'T.

Malik: YES I DO!!

Jewel: WHY ARE YOU ALL YELLING???

Daine and Malik: BECAUSE WE WANT TO!!!

Jewel: Sheesh, just asking a question..

Crissy: GUYS!! I FOUND THE AUTOMATIC BRAIDING THINGAMAJIGS!!!

Authoresses: Ooohh! Aaaah!!!

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Meanwhile:

Yugi: I wonder how poor Yami's faring with those authoresses.

Ryou: Yeah, I mean, they could be in real trouble!

Marik: Isn't that kinda why we sent them there? So they wouldn't get into trouble here?

Seto: *Mysteriously appears for sake of the fic* And who was that guy anyway? The one that looked like me?

Yugi: Umm..well, ya see..*Dives into explanation with help of Ryou and Marik*

~~~~2 hours later~~~~

Seto: So..He *points to Yugi* has an ancient spirit living inside him that's a pharaoh, he *points to Marik* has one that wants to rule the world, and he *points to Ryou* has one that was a tomb robber and wants to kill said pharaoh?

Marik: Actually, I think my darker side wants to kill the pharaoh as well, but yeah, that's..pretty much it.

Seto: OK. I'm seriously confused now.

Ryou: So am I, Kaiba, so am I.

Mysterious Box: *Lands in front of them from sky*

Mysterious Box's Label: HI GUYS!! THIS IS FROM THE OH-SO-FRIENDLY AUTHORESSES YOU LEFT YOUR YAMIS WITH!! IF YOU WANNA SEE WHAT WONDERFUL TORTURES HAVE BEEN DEVISED FOR THEM, PLEASE OPEN THE BOX!

Seto, Ryou, Marik, and Yugi: *Dive on box and rip it open*

Fun little holographic system inside of box: *Has picture of all yami's getting their nails painted*

Holograpic Yami, Bakura, Malik, and Seth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi, Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Pale*

Yugi: We HAVE to save them.

Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Nod in agreement*

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Jewel: Ooooh!! Gosh I just LOVE cliffies!! They're so FUN!!

Crissy: Umm..how much sugar have you had today?

Daine: I think it was the pretty colors.

Nat: I think she got high off the nail polish.

Jewel: I AM NOT HIGH OFF NAILPOLISH!!! Anyway, now you all know that yes, I do exist, and yes, I do update, and yes, I am crazy, and yes, we have 4 very GIRLY looking yamis at hand.

Crissy: Guys, seriously, this is just indignant.

Daine: DID YOU FORGET WHAT HE DID TO YOUR SHOE??

Crissy: *Gasps* I DID. I am SUCH a horrible person. *Goes to mourn destroyed shoes*

Nat: And let this be a lesson to you!

Jewel: DO NOT MESS WITH A VALENTINE SISTER'S CLOTHING. ESPECIALLY HER SHOES!!

Daine: Anyhow..READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE!!

LaShana: Jewel wants to see that she's still loved.

Jewel: And since I've never gotten to do responses before..here goes!

Takaehiko9683: YAY!! You reviewed!! And see, we found out what was wrong with the electric toothbrush!

Natalie Larson: Hehehehe..Isn't it so completely totally fun!? *Smacks herself* I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE PRETTY COLORS UNTIL YOU WARNED ME!!!

Speaking of which:

Authoresses: *Singing*

Pretty Colors!

Oh We Love You!

We Can't Remember

What Rhymes With You!

Except That We Love YOU!!

JJCrimson: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! SOMEONE REVIEWED AND I DIDN'T FORCE THEM INTO IT!! HOW COMPLETELY COOL IS THAT????

GothRabbit: Hi Aundaine! Why are you reviewing..again? Seriously now! And trust me, I already have a list that'll go over like, 40 chapters, but I've gotta have SOME sort of plot, right? Sure, that sounds good!

Of course LaShana is the pixie you gave me. She's so cute too!!

Um...I don't really know the answer to the Spazzass question..why don't you ask the cute little rat himself? I'm sure he'd be happy to tell you..if you can understand him..*Huggles Spazzass*