LaShana: And now..A special thanks to...
Angelbrite: Really? You think it's funny? Wow!! I feel so..so..LOVED!!!!
Takaehiko9683: I know! We should really buy one, shouldn't we?
Princess Minamino: Oooh...uber cool name! Yep, it's funny! That's why list it in the HUMOR section!! Happiness!!
JJCrimson: Gosh, I swear you are my most loyal reviewer! Kudos to you! No, you're not...spastic..just kinda...oh what the heck, of course you're spastic!! BEING SPASTIC IS A GOOD THING!!!
Hedi Dracona: I'm posting, I'm posting!!
Gothangel13: No kidding..They'll be all right in the end, though.
Beccamabobbers: Wow, you read it all AND reviewed. YAY!!!!!
Jewel: Oh yes!! I grant Beccamabobbers a purdy colors SPARKLY makeover!! Just because she asked! ^_^! And I give all the rest of you reviewers purdy colors!! Aren't you happy now? Good!!
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Jewel: Wow, that was a REALLY long first part, wasn't it? Cool! Look at all the pretty reviews!!
Crissy: Jewel, what are you ON?
Daine: NO!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK ME THAT!!
Nat: Alright, fine, what are YOU on, Daine?
Daine: Glad you asked!
Jewel: Nat? Why would you do that?
Nat: 'Cause it's amusing!
Daine: *Ticks off on fingers* Windex, buttered toast, foam, pretty colors-
Nat: Well that one was obvious...
Daine: *Still continuing* Wait!! I'm gonna run out of appendages!!!
Jewel: Alright, while she keeps that up...
Daine: Crissy!! Can I borrow your hand?
Crissy: NO!
Daine: *Chases Crissy, trying to use her hand to number off more drugs*
Jewel: We'll just start the ficcy now, OK?
Audience: OK!!!
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Seth: What do you MEAN???? You need to do a disclaimer!!
Crissy: Hehehehehe.oops...
Jewel: Dang it!! I almost got away with it, too!!!
Daine: We almost owned you!!!
Nat: But no such luck...
Yami: NONE OF THESE AUTHORESSES OWN YUGIOH!!!!
Jewel: We don't?
Bakura: No.
Crissy: Why NOT?
Malik: Because I said so.
Crissy: That's not a very good reason...
LaShana: ANYWAYS...
Malik = Yami Marik
Yami = Yami Yugi
Bakura = Yami Bakura
Seth = Ancient priest dude
Marik = Hikari
Yugi = Hikari
Ryou = Hikari
Seto = Present day Seto Kaiba
I'm sorry you're still confused, Beccamabobbers, but that's the way the cookies crumble..oooohh..cookies...
~~~~~~///////////~~~~~~~~~~~////////////~~~~~~~~~~
Last time: (For those of you who forgot..)
Seto, Ryou, Marik, and Yugi: *Dive on box and rip it open*
Fun little holographic system inside of box: *Has picture of all yami's getting their nails painted*
Holograpic Yami, Bakura, Malik, and Seth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi, Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Pale*
Yugi: We HAVE to save them.
Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Nod in agreement*
~~~~~~~~/////////~~~~~~~~~~///////////~~~~~~~~~
Seth: *Peering into mirror* This is TOTALLY indignant.
Bakura: Actually, you look kinda pretty..
Crissy: *Whacks Bakura over the head* THERE WILL BE NO KAIBAKU IN THIS FICCY!!!
Bakura: OK, OK, fine... Wait, what IS Kaibaku?
Crissy, Daine and Nat: *Sniggering uncontrollably*
Jewel: *Also sniggering* Umm.It's..umm..Someone out there on the web decided to stick your name and Kaiba's name together..and..um...well...
Daine: *Holds up a rather nasty picture of Kaiba and a rather girly looking Bakura kissing* And this happened...
Seth and Bakura: *Jump to opposite corners of the room* EEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!!!!
Yami: Now that's just gross...
Malik: Honestly, people! *Rips up photo*
Yami: *Looks to both corners of the room and begins laughing hysterically*
Malik: Umm.Yami? You OK?
Yami: Oh Ra!! A high priest and a grave robber!!
Malik: He's not even worried that it's two guys...
Yami: No, no. NO! Ew..NO! I'm a bit past that..Since it would obviously NEVER happen...Just..EW! NO! NO!!!!!
Jewel: Now THIS is an interesting conversation...
Meanwhile...
Nat: HEY!! Who's the person announcing 'meanwhile'?
Crissy: Nat, shush!
Nat: NO! I wanna say meanwhile!!
Jewel: OK, OK..sheesh...
Nat: Meanwhile...
~~~~~/////////~~~~~~~~~////////~~~~~~~~~
Yugi: Umm..Seto? WHY do you have all this stuff?
Seto: Yugi, how many fanfics have you been in?
Yugi: Too many.
Seto: OK then. And how many have sported destructive objects?
Yugi: Again, too many.
Ryou: And yet, you NEVER thought of stealing them? Weird.
Marik: Anyway, Seto worked out a deal with Malik and Bakura that whatever show they went to, they'd steal at least ONE item of mass destruction, then they'd all stockpile those things here.
Yugi: Yeah, but how does all this stuff FIT?
Ryou: Oh, that...
Marik: Well, you see..we went to this Hogwarts fanfic and stole one of the wizards so all this stuff will fit in here with ease!
Yugi: What happened to the wizard?
Seto: Oh..umm...well...
Door of closet on right: *Is suddenly kicked open by random wizard dude*
Wizard dude: *Tied to chair* Aad;sofjkasdlk aosiudflaksjdf aosif aineiads isdnfoisdf!!!! ((Translation: I'M RIGHT HERE YOU MORONS!!!))
Yugi: O.o Alright then.
Seto: Do you want to rescue your Yami or not? Besides, how do you think my company comes up with all the newest inventions?
Yugi: Alright, alright already!!
Ryou and Marik: Oooohh!! Shiny guns!!!
Seto: -.-'
Ryou: Oh come ON. So our yamis rubbed off on us a little!!
Yugi: A LITTLE???
Marik: OK, a lot.
Seto: Shut up and pass me something from the thingamajig pile.
Ryou: WHY haven't we come up with a better name for those?
Marik: I'm still getting over Seto Kaiba saying the word 'thingamajig'.
Yugi: I will NEVER understand you people that have been on the side of evil.
Marik: We know. It's just too fun confusing you.
Ryou: You could always go evil yourself...
Yugi: No.
Seto: Why not?
Yugi: No.
Seto: It's FUN! I swear it!
Yugi: No.
Ryou: Guys! Trying to do something here!!
Seto: Foo on you.
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Crissy: Guys? You can come BACK to the center of the room now.
Seth: No, really, that's alright.
Daine: Are you sure?
Bakura: No, we're fine.
Nat: This is turning into another Matt and Tai story...weird.
Daine: NO TEAM GAMES, Nat.
Nat: Why NOT?
Jewel: I sensing a new twist in the story, people!
Crissy: Really? Like what?
Jewel: I have no idea...
Crissy: Well, let's think..who could be coming after us?
Jewel: Crissy, that's a rather longish list.
Daine: Who could be coming after us that knows where we are and isn't already dead or in a mental institution?
Nat: That only shortens it by about 500 people..
Jewel: Uh, DUH. Guys? Hikari's!!!
Crissy: Crap.
Daine: Shiiiiiii..amrock!
Nat: What was that?
Daine: I'm trying to cut down on the swearing.
Yami: So our hikaris will rescue us?
Crissy: That's HIGHLY unlikely.
Bakura: So our hikaris will try to rescue us and die in the attempt?
Crissy: Well, they might not DIE...
Daine: Just get thwacked with my shoes..
Jewel: I swear, those things are DANGEROUS.
Nat: Um..guys? What's with the helicopter?
Jewel: I didn't order pizza...
Nat: Do you NORMALLY order pizza by aircraft?
Jewel: Yes, actually, or I just snap my fingers and it appears..whatever works!
Crissy: Returning to the REAL problem!
Nat: Which would be..?
Daine: How about the mongo helicopter hovering over our heads?
Crissy: Umm.Nat? Isn't that the helicopter from Interview Lady #6?
Nat: Yeah..how'd they get a hold of it?
4 Hikaris: *Jump out of plane*
Seto: *As falling* Wouldn't you like to- *Whacks head on ground*
Yugi: WHY didn't you use the rope?
Seto: Shut up.
Marik: *Snapping pictures* Blackmail for life!
Ryou: OH! Can I have copies of those?
Marik: You betchya!
Crissy: *Happily* Oh look, we're being invaded!
Jewel and Daine: YAY!
Seto: WHY are you people HAPPY about being invaded?
Nat: Because we've been having an ongoing debate about this! *Holds up previously mentioned Kaibaku picture*
Bakura: NO!! MY EYES!!!!!!
Ryou: Ewwww...
Seto: WHERE did you get that? That's..that's..
Yugi: MOKUBA'S ARTWORK!!!
Seto: Whosawhatits?
Yugi: Wow! When the wind whistles, it makes it sound JUST LIKE human voices, doesn't it, Kaiba?
Bakura: Yugi? You KNOW who's the source of all this??
Ryou: Who is this..Mokuba?
Seto: Well, if he's speaking correctly, that would be my little brother.
Seth: Your little brother did this to you?
Seto: Apparently so.
Marik: Yugi? How do you KNOW this?
Yugi: Oh, well, a while back, I was got caught in a virtual game with Mokuba, and..well..we had a LOT of downtime, so we starting discussing hobbies..and..it seems your little brother is QUITE the artist, Kaiba.
Seto: I'll kill him.
Malik: OK, NOW can we have our millennium items back?
Crissy: Umm.why?
Bakura: So we can..visit..Mokuba.
Nat: We're NOT giving you your weapons, even in extreme cases.
Daine: Besides, I wanna try out the millennium rod!
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Nat: Dun Dun DUUUUUUUN!!
Jewel: Wow, so if anyone hasn't figured out that I'm not a huge fan of Yaoi/Yuri, this'd be the time. It's not that I'm against it in real life, it's just that this is one of those shows that it would NEVER HAPPEN, people.
Crissy: This is worse than the water balloon incident.
Daine: Wait, who FOUND that picture in the first place?
Jewel: It was either you or one of the Rachels...I can't remember anymore..it might have even been Crissy...
LaShana: Why is no one even knocked out?
Nat: Because we're all decked out in weapons...or will soon be!
LaShana: O.K then... Anyway, thanks to those who reviewed! And the ones who left signed reviews are...! *Drumroll*
Takaehiko9683!
JJCrimson!
Hedi Dracona!
Gothangel13!
Beccamabobbers!!
Now go read their stories!!!
Right after you all review and make these authoresses feel warm and fuzzy inside! YAY!!
Angelbrite: Really? You think it's funny? Wow!! I feel so..so..LOVED!!!!
Takaehiko9683: I know! We should really buy one, shouldn't we?
Princess Minamino: Oooh...uber cool name! Yep, it's funny! That's why list it in the HUMOR section!! Happiness!!
JJCrimson: Gosh, I swear you are my most loyal reviewer! Kudos to you! No, you're not...spastic..just kinda...oh what the heck, of course you're spastic!! BEING SPASTIC IS A GOOD THING!!!
Hedi Dracona: I'm posting, I'm posting!!
Gothangel13: No kidding..They'll be all right in the end, though.
Beccamabobbers: Wow, you read it all AND reviewed. YAY!!!!!
Jewel: Oh yes!! I grant Beccamabobbers a purdy colors SPARKLY makeover!! Just because she asked! ^_^! And I give all the rest of you reviewers purdy colors!! Aren't you happy now? Good!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~/////////////~~~~~~~~~~///////////~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jewel: Wow, that was a REALLY long first part, wasn't it? Cool! Look at all the pretty reviews!!
Crissy: Jewel, what are you ON?
Daine: NO!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK ME THAT!!
Nat: Alright, fine, what are YOU on, Daine?
Daine: Glad you asked!
Jewel: Nat? Why would you do that?
Nat: 'Cause it's amusing!
Daine: *Ticks off on fingers* Windex, buttered toast, foam, pretty colors-
Nat: Well that one was obvious...
Daine: *Still continuing* Wait!! I'm gonna run out of appendages!!!
Jewel: Alright, while she keeps that up...
Daine: Crissy!! Can I borrow your hand?
Crissy: NO!
Daine: *Chases Crissy, trying to use her hand to number off more drugs*
Jewel: We'll just start the ficcy now, OK?
Audience: OK!!!
~~~~~~~~/////////////~~~~~~~~~~////////////
Seth: What do you MEAN???? You need to do a disclaimer!!
Crissy: Hehehehehe.oops...
Jewel: Dang it!! I almost got away with it, too!!!
Daine: We almost owned you!!!
Nat: But no such luck...
Yami: NONE OF THESE AUTHORESSES OWN YUGIOH!!!!
Jewel: We don't?
Bakura: No.
Crissy: Why NOT?
Malik: Because I said so.
Crissy: That's not a very good reason...
LaShana: ANYWAYS...
Malik = Yami Marik
Yami = Yami Yugi
Bakura = Yami Bakura
Seth = Ancient priest dude
Marik = Hikari
Yugi = Hikari
Ryou = Hikari
Seto = Present day Seto Kaiba
I'm sorry you're still confused, Beccamabobbers, but that's the way the cookies crumble..oooohh..cookies...
~~~~~~///////////~~~~~~~~~~~////////////~~~~~~~~~~
Last time: (For those of you who forgot..)
Seto, Ryou, Marik, and Yugi: *Dive on box and rip it open*
Fun little holographic system inside of box: *Has picture of all yami's getting their nails painted*
Holograpic Yami, Bakura, Malik, and Seth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi, Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Pale*
Yugi: We HAVE to save them.
Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Nod in agreement*
~~~~~~~~/////////~~~~~~~~~~///////////~~~~~~~~~
Seth: *Peering into mirror* This is TOTALLY indignant.
Bakura: Actually, you look kinda pretty..
Crissy: *Whacks Bakura over the head* THERE WILL BE NO KAIBAKU IN THIS FICCY!!!
Bakura: OK, OK, fine... Wait, what IS Kaibaku?
Crissy, Daine and Nat: *Sniggering uncontrollably*
Jewel: *Also sniggering* Umm.It's..umm..Someone out there on the web decided to stick your name and Kaiba's name together..and..um...well...
Daine: *Holds up a rather nasty picture of Kaiba and a rather girly looking Bakura kissing* And this happened...
Seth and Bakura: *Jump to opposite corners of the room* EEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!!!!
Yami: Now that's just gross...
Malik: Honestly, people! *Rips up photo*
Yami: *Looks to both corners of the room and begins laughing hysterically*
Malik: Umm.Yami? You OK?
Yami: Oh Ra!! A high priest and a grave robber!!
Malik: He's not even worried that it's two guys...
Yami: No, no. NO! Ew..NO! I'm a bit past that..Since it would obviously NEVER happen...Just..EW! NO! NO!!!!!
Jewel: Now THIS is an interesting conversation...
Meanwhile...
Nat: HEY!! Who's the person announcing 'meanwhile'?
Crissy: Nat, shush!
Nat: NO! I wanna say meanwhile!!
Jewel: OK, OK..sheesh...
Nat: Meanwhile...
~~~~~/////////~~~~~~~~~////////~~~~~~~~~
Yugi: Umm..Seto? WHY do you have all this stuff?
Seto: Yugi, how many fanfics have you been in?
Yugi: Too many.
Seto: OK then. And how many have sported destructive objects?
Yugi: Again, too many.
Ryou: And yet, you NEVER thought of stealing them? Weird.
Marik: Anyway, Seto worked out a deal with Malik and Bakura that whatever show they went to, they'd steal at least ONE item of mass destruction, then they'd all stockpile those things here.
Yugi: Yeah, but how does all this stuff FIT?
Ryou: Oh, that...
Marik: Well, you see..we went to this Hogwarts fanfic and stole one of the wizards so all this stuff will fit in here with ease!
Yugi: What happened to the wizard?
Seto: Oh..umm...well...
Door of closet on right: *Is suddenly kicked open by random wizard dude*
Wizard dude: *Tied to chair* Aad;sofjkasdlk aosiudflaksjdf aosif aineiads isdnfoisdf!!!! ((Translation: I'M RIGHT HERE YOU MORONS!!!))
Yugi: O.o Alright then.
Seto: Do you want to rescue your Yami or not? Besides, how do you think my company comes up with all the newest inventions?
Yugi: Alright, alright already!!
Ryou and Marik: Oooohh!! Shiny guns!!!
Seto: -.-'
Ryou: Oh come ON. So our yamis rubbed off on us a little!!
Yugi: A LITTLE???
Marik: OK, a lot.
Seto: Shut up and pass me something from the thingamajig pile.
Ryou: WHY haven't we come up with a better name for those?
Marik: I'm still getting over Seto Kaiba saying the word 'thingamajig'.
Yugi: I will NEVER understand you people that have been on the side of evil.
Marik: We know. It's just too fun confusing you.
Ryou: You could always go evil yourself...
Yugi: No.
Seto: Why not?
Yugi: No.
Seto: It's FUN! I swear it!
Yugi: No.
Ryou: Guys! Trying to do something here!!
Seto: Foo on you.
~~~~~~~///////////~~~~~~~~~~///////////
Crissy: Guys? You can come BACK to the center of the room now.
Seth: No, really, that's alright.
Daine: Are you sure?
Bakura: No, we're fine.
Nat: This is turning into another Matt and Tai story...weird.
Daine: NO TEAM GAMES, Nat.
Nat: Why NOT?
Jewel: I sensing a new twist in the story, people!
Crissy: Really? Like what?
Jewel: I have no idea...
Crissy: Well, let's think..who could be coming after us?
Jewel: Crissy, that's a rather longish list.
Daine: Who could be coming after us that knows where we are and isn't already dead or in a mental institution?
Nat: That only shortens it by about 500 people..
Jewel: Uh, DUH. Guys? Hikari's!!!
Crissy: Crap.
Daine: Shiiiiiii..amrock!
Nat: What was that?
Daine: I'm trying to cut down on the swearing.
Yami: So our hikaris will rescue us?
Crissy: That's HIGHLY unlikely.
Bakura: So our hikaris will try to rescue us and die in the attempt?
Crissy: Well, they might not DIE...
Daine: Just get thwacked with my shoes..
Jewel: I swear, those things are DANGEROUS.
Nat: Um..guys? What's with the helicopter?
Jewel: I didn't order pizza...
Nat: Do you NORMALLY order pizza by aircraft?
Jewel: Yes, actually, or I just snap my fingers and it appears..whatever works!
Crissy: Returning to the REAL problem!
Nat: Which would be..?
Daine: How about the mongo helicopter hovering over our heads?
Crissy: Umm.Nat? Isn't that the helicopter from Interview Lady #6?
Nat: Yeah..how'd they get a hold of it?
4 Hikaris: *Jump out of plane*
Seto: *As falling* Wouldn't you like to- *Whacks head on ground*
Yugi: WHY didn't you use the rope?
Seto: Shut up.
Marik: *Snapping pictures* Blackmail for life!
Ryou: OH! Can I have copies of those?
Marik: You betchya!
Crissy: *Happily* Oh look, we're being invaded!
Jewel and Daine: YAY!
Seto: WHY are you people HAPPY about being invaded?
Nat: Because we've been having an ongoing debate about this! *Holds up previously mentioned Kaibaku picture*
Bakura: NO!! MY EYES!!!!!!
Ryou: Ewwww...
Seto: WHERE did you get that? That's..that's..
Yugi: MOKUBA'S ARTWORK!!!
Seto: Whosawhatits?
Yugi: Wow! When the wind whistles, it makes it sound JUST LIKE human voices, doesn't it, Kaiba?
Bakura: Yugi? You KNOW who's the source of all this??
Ryou: Who is this..Mokuba?
Seto: Well, if he's speaking correctly, that would be my little brother.
Seth: Your little brother did this to you?
Seto: Apparently so.
Marik: Yugi? How do you KNOW this?
Yugi: Oh, well, a while back, I was got caught in a virtual game with Mokuba, and..well..we had a LOT of downtime, so we starting discussing hobbies..and..it seems your little brother is QUITE the artist, Kaiba.
Seto: I'll kill him.
Malik: OK, NOW can we have our millennium items back?
Crissy: Umm.why?
Bakura: So we can..visit..Mokuba.
Nat: We're NOT giving you your weapons, even in extreme cases.
Daine: Besides, I wanna try out the millennium rod!
~~~~/////////~~~~~~~~////////
Nat: Dun Dun DUUUUUUUN!!
Jewel: Wow, so if anyone hasn't figured out that I'm not a huge fan of Yaoi/Yuri, this'd be the time. It's not that I'm against it in real life, it's just that this is one of those shows that it would NEVER HAPPEN, people.
Crissy: This is worse than the water balloon incident.
Daine: Wait, who FOUND that picture in the first place?
Jewel: It was either you or one of the Rachels...I can't remember anymore..it might have even been Crissy...
LaShana: Why is no one even knocked out?
Nat: Because we're all decked out in weapons...or will soon be!
LaShana: O.K then... Anyway, thanks to those who reviewed! And the ones who left signed reviews are...! *Drumroll*
Takaehiko9683!
JJCrimson!
Hedi Dracona!
Gothangel13!
Beccamabobbers!!
Now go read their stories!!!
Right after you all review and make these authoresses feel warm and fuzzy inside! YAY!!
