LaShana: And now..A special thanks to...

Angelbrite: Really? You think it's funny? Wow!! I feel so..so..LOVED!!!!

Takaehiko9683: I know! We should really buy one, shouldn't we?

Princess Minamino: Oooh...uber cool name! Yep, it's funny! That's why list it in the HUMOR section!! Happiness!!

JJCrimson: Gosh, I swear you are my most loyal reviewer! Kudos to you! No, you're not...spastic..just kinda...oh what the heck, of course you're spastic!! BEING SPASTIC IS A GOOD THING!!!

Hedi Dracona: I'm posting, I'm posting!!

Gothangel13: No kidding..They'll be all right in the end, though.

Beccamabobbers: Wow, you read it all AND reviewed. YAY!!!!!

Jewel: Oh yes!! I grant Beccamabobbers a purdy colors SPARKLY makeover!! Just because she asked! ^_^! And I give all the rest of you reviewers purdy colors!! Aren't you happy now? Good!!

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Jewel: Wow, that was a REALLY long first part, wasn't it? Cool! Look at all the pretty reviews!!

Crissy: Jewel, what are you ON?

Daine: NO!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK ME THAT!!

Nat: Alright, fine, what are YOU on, Daine?

Daine: Glad you asked!

Jewel: Nat? Why would you do that?

Nat: 'Cause it's amusing!

Daine: *Ticks off on fingers* Windex, buttered toast, foam, pretty colors-

Nat: Well that one was obvious...

Daine: *Still continuing* Wait!! I'm gonna run out of appendages!!!

Jewel: Alright, while she keeps that up...

Daine: Crissy!! Can I borrow your hand?

Crissy: NO!

Daine: *Chases Crissy, trying to use her hand to number off more drugs*

Jewel: We'll just start the ficcy now, OK?

Audience: OK!!!

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Seth: What do you MEAN???? You need to do a disclaimer!!

Crissy: Hehehehehe.oops...

Jewel: Dang it!! I almost got away with it, too!!!

Daine: We almost owned you!!!

Nat: But no such luck...

Yami: NONE OF THESE AUTHORESSES OWN YUGIOH!!!!

Jewel: We don't?

Bakura: No.

Crissy: Why NOT?

Malik: Because I said so.

Crissy: That's not a very good reason...

LaShana: ANYWAYS...

Malik = Yami Marik

Yami = Yami Yugi

Bakura = Yami Bakura

Seth = Ancient priest dude

Marik = Hikari

Yugi = Hikari

Ryou = Hikari

Seto = Present day Seto Kaiba

I'm sorry you're still confused, Beccamabobbers, but that's the way the cookies crumble..oooohh..cookies...

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Last time: (For those of you who forgot..)

Seto, Ryou, Marik, and Yugi: *Dive on box and rip it open*

Fun little holographic system inside of box: *Has picture of all yami's getting their nails painted*

Holograpic Yami, Bakura, Malik, and Seth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi, Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Pale*

Yugi: We HAVE to save them.

Ryou, Seto, and Marik: *Nod in agreement*

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Seth: *Peering into mirror* This is TOTALLY indignant.

Bakura: Actually, you look kinda pretty..

Crissy: *Whacks Bakura over the head* THERE WILL BE NO KAIBAKU IN THIS FICCY!!!

Bakura: OK, OK, fine... Wait, what IS Kaibaku?

Crissy, Daine and Nat: *Sniggering uncontrollably*

Jewel: *Also sniggering* Umm.It's..umm..Someone out there on the web decided to stick your name and Kaiba's name together..and..um...well...

Daine: *Holds up a rather nasty picture of Kaiba and a rather girly looking Bakura kissing* And this happened...

Seth and Bakura: *Jump to opposite corners of the room* EEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!!!!

Yami: Now that's just gross...

Malik: Honestly, people! *Rips up photo*

Yami: *Looks to both corners of the room and begins laughing hysterically*

Malik: Umm.Yami? You OK?

Yami: Oh Ra!! A high priest and a grave robber!!

Malik: He's not even worried that it's two guys...

Yami: No, no. NO! Ew..NO! I'm a bit past that..Since it would obviously NEVER happen...Just..EW! NO! NO!!!!!

Jewel: Now THIS is an interesting conversation...

Meanwhile...

Nat: HEY!! Who's the person announcing 'meanwhile'?

Crissy: Nat, shush!

Nat: NO! I wanna say meanwhile!!

Jewel: OK, OK..sheesh...

Nat: Meanwhile...

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Yugi: Umm..Seto? WHY do you have all this stuff?

Seto: Yugi, how many fanfics have you been in?

Yugi: Too many.

Seto: OK then. And how many have sported destructive objects?

Yugi: Again, too many.

Ryou: And yet, you NEVER thought of stealing them? Weird.

Marik: Anyway, Seto worked out a deal with Malik and Bakura that whatever show they went to, they'd steal at least ONE item of mass destruction, then they'd all stockpile those things here.

Yugi: Yeah, but how does all this stuff FIT?

Ryou: Oh, that...

Marik: Well, you see..we went to this Hogwarts fanfic and stole one of the wizards so all this stuff will fit in here with ease!

Yugi: What happened to the wizard?

Seto: Oh..umm...well...

Door of closet on right: *Is suddenly kicked open by random wizard dude*

Wizard dude: *Tied to chair* Aad;sofjkasdlk aosiudflaksjdf aosif aineiads isdnfoisdf!!!! ((Translation: I'M RIGHT HERE YOU MORONS!!!))

Yugi: O.o Alright then.

Seto: Do you want to rescue your Yami or not? Besides, how do you think my company comes up with all the newest inventions?

Yugi: Alright, alright already!!

Ryou and Marik: Oooohh!! Shiny guns!!!

Seto: -.-'

Ryou: Oh come ON. So our yamis rubbed off on us a little!!

Yugi: A LITTLE???

Marik: OK, a lot.

Seto: Shut up and pass me something from the thingamajig pile.

Ryou: WHY haven't we come up with a better name for those?

Marik: I'm still getting over Seto Kaiba saying the word 'thingamajig'.

Yugi: I will NEVER understand you people that have been on the side of evil.

Marik: We know. It's just too fun confusing you.

Ryou: You could always go evil yourself...

Yugi: No.

Seto: Why not?

Yugi: No.

Seto: It's FUN! I swear it!

Yugi: No.

Ryou: Guys! Trying to do something here!!

Seto: Foo on you.

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Crissy: Guys? You can come BACK to the center of the room now.

Seth: No, really, that's alright.

Daine: Are you sure?

Bakura: No, we're fine.

Nat: This is turning into another Matt and Tai story...weird.

Daine: NO TEAM GAMES, Nat.

Nat: Why NOT?

Jewel: I sensing a new twist in the story, people!

Crissy: Really? Like what?

Jewel: I have no idea...

Crissy: Well, let's think..who could be coming after us?

Jewel: Crissy, that's a rather longish list.

Daine: Who could be coming after us that knows where we are and isn't already dead or in a mental institution?

Nat: That only shortens it by about 500 people..

Jewel: Uh, DUH. Guys? Hikari's!!!

Crissy: Crap.

Daine: Shiiiiiii..amrock!

Nat: What was that?

Daine: I'm trying to cut down on the swearing.

Yami: So our hikaris will rescue us?

Crissy: That's HIGHLY unlikely.

Bakura: So our hikaris will try to rescue us and die in the attempt?

Crissy: Well, they might not DIE...

Daine: Just get thwacked with my shoes..

Jewel: I swear, those things are DANGEROUS.

Nat: Um..guys? What's with the helicopter?

Jewel: I didn't order pizza...

Nat: Do you NORMALLY order pizza by aircraft?

Jewel: Yes, actually, or I just snap my fingers and it appears..whatever works!

Crissy: Returning to the REAL problem!

Nat: Which would be..?

Daine: How about the mongo helicopter hovering over our heads?

Crissy: Umm.Nat? Isn't that the helicopter from Interview Lady #6?

Nat: Yeah..how'd they get a hold of it?

4 Hikaris: *Jump out of plane*

Seto: *As falling* Wouldn't you like to- *Whacks head on ground*

Yugi: WHY didn't you use the rope?

Seto: Shut up.

Marik: *Snapping pictures* Blackmail for life!

Ryou: OH! Can I have copies of those?

Marik: You betchya!

Crissy: *Happily* Oh look, we're being invaded!

Jewel and Daine: YAY!

Seto: WHY are you people HAPPY about being invaded?

Nat: Because we've been having an ongoing debate about this! *Holds up previously mentioned Kaibaku picture*

Bakura: NO!! MY EYES!!!!!!

Ryou: Ewwww...

Seto: WHERE did you get that? That's..that's..

Yugi: MOKUBA'S ARTWORK!!!

Seto: Whosawhatits?

Yugi: Wow! When the wind whistles, it makes it sound JUST LIKE human voices, doesn't it, Kaiba?

Bakura: Yugi? You KNOW who's the source of all this??

Ryou: Who is this..Mokuba?

Seto: Well, if he's speaking correctly, that would be my little brother.

Seth: Your little brother did this to you?

Seto: Apparently so.

Marik: Yugi? How do you KNOW this?

Yugi: Oh, well, a while back, I was got caught in a virtual game with Mokuba, and..well..we had a LOT of downtime, so we starting discussing hobbies..and..it seems your little brother is QUITE the artist, Kaiba.

Seto: I'll kill him.

Malik: OK, NOW can we have our millennium items back?

Crissy: Umm.why?

Bakura: So we can..visit..Mokuba.

Nat: We're NOT giving you your weapons, even in extreme cases.

Daine: Besides, I wanna try out the millennium rod!

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Nat: Dun Dun DUUUUUUUN!!

Jewel: Wow, so if anyone hasn't figured out that I'm not a huge fan of Yaoi/Yuri, this'd be the time. It's not that I'm against it in real life, it's just that this is one of those shows that it would NEVER HAPPEN, people.

Crissy: This is worse than the water balloon incident.

Daine: Wait, who FOUND that picture in the first place?

Jewel: It was either you or one of the Rachels...I can't remember anymore..it might have even been Crissy...

LaShana: Why is no one even knocked out?

Nat: Because we're all decked out in weapons...or will soon be!

LaShana: O.K then... Anyway, thanks to those who reviewed! And the ones who left signed reviews are...! *Drumroll*

Takaehiko9683!

JJCrimson!

Hedi Dracona!

Gothangel13!

Beccamabobbers!!

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