Supersonic11: Hi everyone! Yet again I'm back with another tale.

Bakura: (rolls his eyes) How scary..._

Supersoinc11: v_v oh...nice sarcasm Bakura...and im the boogieman.

Mokuba: (eyes widen) Boogieman?! O_O

Seto: Don't tell me your still scared of the boogieman Mokuba..._

Téa: (huggles Mokuba and eyes Kaiba) Shut up Kaiba! You're probably scared of your own shadow.

Seto: Oh? And I saw you at a strip club giving some guy a lap dance.

Everyone: OoOoOoOoOo

Supersoinc11: Okay peoples! Let's not wreck havoc in here. I got a story to finish! Now let's do the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Supersoinc11 doesn't own Yugioh and if he did, he would have been making billons!

Malik: Yeah yeah...now let the story begin...v_v;

Where we last left our so-called "heroes" everyone was fast asleep except for Bakura. Bakura met up with Pegasus' nephew Jake and was interested in the millennium scales. Unfortunately...Weevil Underwood got in between the two and began a duel with Jake. Both Weevil and Jake are inside the shadow realm along with Bakura looking to the two dueling against one another. The life point count is Weevil: 4300 and Jake: 7500.

Weevil: With my insect barrier on the field...none of your monsters can attack so im safe! Your turn my friend.

Jake: You coward...(draws 1 card from his deck and he sees Weevil's body recovering due to Kiseitai attached to his Bistro Butcher) you made a big mistake Weevil...since my monsters are insects, they get a power boost from the Forest.

Weevil: Yeah yeah...but that's only a minor error.

Jake: 7500/Weevil: 5300

Jake: (looks at the card he just drew and thinks) 'This card is useful but for only my turn.' Alright Weevil I play the magic card Spiritualism! (as he plays that card, a ghostly figure comes out floating around)

Weevil: (looks at the ghost and his eyes widen) What is that? What does this card do?!

Jake: This card allows me to return one magic or trap card back to your hand, so, I return your insect barrier to your hand! (the ghostly figure charges and Weevil's insect barrier and it disappears from the field and Weevil puts the card back to his hand)

Weevil: Grrr...this is not fair!

Jake: Now I can make two direct attacks to your life points. Go my monster attack his life points directly!!! (both creatures lunge at Weevil and both knock him hard to the ground)

Weevil: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (falls to the ground and drops some of his cards) This...can't be...(his whole right arm disappears and half of his torso is gone. He lost about 2/3 of both of his legs)

Jake: 7500/Weevil: 1500

Jake: What's wrong Weevil...not up to the challenge? You can always quit.

Weevil: My turn begins now!

Jake: Before you move...due to my Bistro Butcher's special effect...when I do damage to your life points, you must draw 2 cards.

Weevil: (draws 2 cards from his deck and smirks looking at his Petit moth and Insect Queen) 'Excellent! HAHAHA!' My turn is now! (draws 1 card from his deck) I replay this magic card Insect Barrier...so now you can't touch me!!! Next I play Leghul in attack mode! (300/350) And due to my Forest it gains a boost of 500/550. And another thing...my monster is able to bypass your monster and attack you directly! Go Leghul attack!(a purplish worm like monster appears but it his a pincher like mouth and in takes a bite out of Jake)

Jake: (Leghul bite him in the leg and it goes back to Weevil side and where he got bit...it turned into a shadow) OW! Grrr...that annoying little creature...

Weevil: Hehehehe...my turn is over.

Jake: 7000/Weevil: 2500

Jake: Very well. (draws 1 card form his deck and looks at it and more of Weevil recovers from Kiseitai sucking energy from Bistro Butcher and giving it to Weevil) I set one monster in defense mode. It's your turn Weevil. (as he plays that card a faced down horizontally card appears)

Weevil: HA! (draws 1 card from his deck and looks at it) Oooo...this card will do. I play Basic Insect in attack mode! (500/700) And yet due to the Forest it gains a boost making it 700/900. Then I play this magic card Secret Pass to the Treasures.

Bakura: (eyes widen in surprise and looks to Weevil) How did a loser like you get such rare cards like that?

Weevil: Let's just say I went shopping...with this magic card I need a monster with 1000 atk points or less on my field. So, I select my Basic Insect and when I do, I am able to attack your life points directly for 1 turn.

Jake: (grinds his teeth glares to Weevil) Sneaky move Weevil...

Weevil: Why thank you. Now my monsters attack his life points directly! (Leghul again bites Jakes and it leaves a shadow on him and the preying mantis like monster appears and uses its front claws and slash Jake quickly)

Jake: AHHHHH!!!! (his arm and some of torso begins to disappear into the dark) Grrr...

Jake: 5800/Weevil: 2500

Weevil: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Who's still laughing now!?

Bakura: (arches a brow to Weevil and chuckles) I wouldn't be laughing Weevil...your life points are still lower than his.

Weevil: True...but I still have tricks up my sleeve. Your turn my friend.

Jake: 5800/Weevil: 3500

Jake: (draws a card from his deck and has a disgusted look on his face) I had enough of you Weevil...I play this magic card Dark Hole! (a very huge black hole appears above them and it begins to suck every monster in side)

Weevil: AHHHH!!!! My monsters! What are you doing?!

Jake: I'm getting rid of them...it may cost me but I'll have the upper hand soon. (as his monsters gets sucked in his defense card flips over to be the Witch of the Black Forest 1100/1200)

Weevil: The Witch of the Black Forest...

Jake: That's right...with my Witch going to the graveyard...I can take one monster card of 1500 defense points or less from my deck. (looks in deck and choose his Relinquished and puts it in his hand. Then he reshuffles his deck)

~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile in the "Breakfast Club"~~~~~~~~~~~

Everyone else has fallen asleep but just then Yami wakes up sensing someone is not in their bed. He wakes up and gets ready to walk out the door until Yugi wakes up only half sleep looking to Yami.

Yugi: ugh....(has a pillow in his hand and is wearing a "Power Ranger" night clothing) Where you going Yami?

Yami: (looks over to Yugi and thinks for a while) Uh...I was going...to the liquor store!

Yugi: (yawns and walks back to his bed) Yeah yeah whatever...

Yami: Whew...glad that's over. (walks out of the room but then he sees somebody's door open and then he peaks inside. He sees Kaiba still awake and doing something on his computer. He tip toes in making sure Kaiba doesn't here him) Hm?

Seto: (he watches a porno webcam on his computer and keeps staring at it)

Yami: Uh...Kaiba...what are you watching? O_O

Seto: AH! Yami! Uh...nothing.

Yami: If it's nothing then why is that guy sticking his manhood inside that girl's ass? (blinks and still wide eyed hearing the moans and groans from the video on the cpu) O_O

Seto: O_O

Yami: What a poor example of a brother you are Kaiba..._

Seto: Shut it Yami...V_V; Why are you in here anyways?

Yami: I think Bakura left or something...happen to know where he went?

Seto: (sighs and then he rolls his eyes) Don't ask and I don't care...he probably went to a strip club and raped somebody.

Yami: I doubt it...like you watching porno movies and checking out playboy late at night...o_o

Seto: --__--;

Yami: I got an idea! Why don't use guys hang out at the strip club tomorrow night!

Seto: O_O Strip club?! Why?

Yami: Because...it's my idea...and do not bring your brother...its only gonna be me, you, Malik, Bakura, Joey, and Tristian. So how about it?

Seto: Uh...I think I'll pass. v_v;

Yami: (huge and evil grin on his face) Geez...your no fun. Then I'll tell everyone what you do every late night.

Seto: NOOOO!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!! I'LL COME WITH YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Yami: Good...that's what I like to here. So I'll just go find Bakura now. (walks out of Kaiba's room and then disappears)

Seto: (thinks to himself) 'Note to self: Never go on sites again.' (watches anothers guy stick his manhood inside the girls womanhood and thrusts in and out) Can't help myself...o_o

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back inside the shadow realm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jake: Alright Weevil, I'll end my turn by setting a monster in faced down defense mode. My turn is over now. (a faced down horizontal card appears in front of Jake)

Weevil: (draws a card from his deck and draws and the Perfect Ultimate Great Moth) PERFECT! I play Petit Moth in defense mode (300/200) but then I equip with the Cocoon of Evolution! (0/2000) So in 6 turns...my Ultimate Great Moth shall emerge from that cocoon and soon destroy you! My turn is over. (a little caterpillar like creature appear and it wraps itself inside its cocoon)

Jake: My turn! (draws 1 card from his deck and sees its Magic Cylinders) 'Hmmm...this card will do.' Alright Underwood I set 1 m/t faced down and end my turn.

Weevil: That's 1 turn down! (draws 1 card from his deck and looks at it) I summon Fly Kamakiri #1 (1400/900) in attack mode! Plus due to the bonus again he is now at 1600/1100. Now my insect attack his defense monster! (the huge fly like creature lunges over to the horizontal card and it flips up to be the the greenish huge cat like monster with wings with a horn on top of its head. It is known as the Feral Imp (1300/1400) and easily blocks the insect's attack due to that the Feral Imp is now an insect and it gains a power boast) Grrrr...you're just delaying the inevitable! Your turn!

Jake: Don't worry Weevil, when I win this duel...you will not be in the tourney. (he draws 1 card from his deck and his eyes widen and he smiles) I play Sword of Revealing Light! (swords of light rain from the sky and float in front of Weevil's monster's freezing them in place) Now you can't hurt me for 3 turns.

Weevil: (growls and rolls his eyes) What will a 3-turn delay do you?! My Perfect Ultimate Great Moth will emerge by time these swords vanish.

Jake: Then my turn is over Weevil.

Weevil: (draws 1 card and looks at it not being useful) That's 2 turns down for my Moth and 1 turn down for your swords. It's your turn Jacob.

Jake: (draws 1 card from his deck and smiles again) I play Sonic Bird in attack mode! (1400/1000) And again your plan is used against you since my bird is an insect and it gains a boost. Next, due to my bird's special ability, when it is summoned, I can take one ritual magic card from my deck and add it to my hand...so I select the Black Illusionist Ritual! (he looks in his deck and takes that ritual magic card and pus it in his hand) Your turn, bug boy.

Weevil: (draws 1 card from his deck and smirks yet again) You remember this card don't you? Well let me refresh your memory. This card can attack you directly!

Jake: Grrr...let me guess...that Leghul card.

Weevil: CORRECT! (he places the card on the duel disk on a worm like creature appears with pinchers for a mouth and its body is purplish) Due to your swords I can't attack so that's 2 turns down for your swords and 3 turns down for my moth. My turn is over.

Jake: (he draws 1 card in his deck and he smiles yet again) Now Weevil feel my wrath as I summon a powerful dragon, so I sacrifice both of my monsters and summon Tri-Horned Dragon! (2850/2350) (as the Feral Imp and Sonic Bird vanish from the field a blue dragon with 3 sharp horns on its head with long claws appears and roars loudly) My turn is over Weevil.

Weevil: Hmm...(draws 1 card from his deck and looks at it) 'Seven Tools of the Bandit...this card will come in handy.' I Set one card faced down and then I sacrifice both of my monster Leghul and the Flying Kamakiri #1 and order to summon my all mighty Insect Queen! (2200/2400) Feel its wrath!!! (a huge spiders/ant like monsters appears with huge wings and huge legs and it is very huge and tall) My queen has many abilities so for each insect type monster on the field...it gains 200 atk/def points. So theres only 3 insect monsters on the field giving my queen 2800/3000, but also due to the power bonus of the Forest it is now at 3000/3200. TOP THAT! I can't attack due to the sword are in play so now that's the final turn for your swords and 4 turns for my moth. Your turn Jake!

Jake: (thinks to himself as he draws a card from his deck and also the swords suddenly vanishes) 'My monster is still stronger than Insect Queen so I still have the edge.' (he looks to the card he drew and it's the pot of greed) I play Pot of Greed, so I'll just draw 2 more cards. (he draws two cards from his deck and it is Fairy Meteor Crush and Heavy Strom) ALL RIGHT!!! I play the magic card Heavy Storm!!!!

Weevil: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! (he watches as a very strong wind destroy every magic and trap card on the field and Jake's monster are now back to normal and the forest disappears along with the insect barrier)

Jake: What have I done?! I wiped your little forest, your change of DNA, and insect barrier off the field!!! Now I'm ready to take you down!!!! I play Black Illusionist Ritual! I sacrifice my Swordsman of Landstar (800/1200) to summon the mighty Relinquished! (0/0) And due to its special effect it can absorb your Insect Queen and gives Relinquished that power! (after the ritual ceremony has been completed the big monster that has some sorta of magically absorption opening and it has the millennium eye simple for an eye and then the tube begins to suck the insect queen and the huge insect comes in and then the wing like part on relinquished comes down and the insect queen appears on it) (2200/2400) Now I play Fairy Meteor Crush and equip it to my dragon and it gives my dragon the ability to deduct life points from you even if you monster is in defense mode!

Weevil: OH NOOOOOO!!!! I'm sunk!!!! I'm a goner!!!!!

Jake: NOW MY DRAGON ATTACK HIS COCOON OF EVOLUTION!!!! TRIPLE SLASH ATTACK!!!! (the dragon runs quickly over to the large cocoon and gives it a huge slash and the cocoon breaks and it disappears)

Weevil: MY MOTH!!!! MY COCOON!!!!! THIS ISN'T HAPPENENING!!!!!

Jake: 5800/Weevil: 2650

Jake: NOW RELINQUISHED ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!!!!!! (the mighty spellcaster fires a purple energy beam at Weevil and it hits Weevil with a lot of force making him fall to the ground)

Jake: 5800/Weevil: 450

Weevil: (most of his body disappears into the shadows. Only his face and his hands only remain) Ugh....X_X

Jake: My turn is over Weevil...so make your last move so I can end this.

Weevil: (tries to stand a little and draws 1 card from his deck and then laughs at the card he drew) HAHA...HAHAHAHA!!! I also play my Swords of Revealing Light!!! SO you have to wait for 3 turns to attack me!!!! (light swords rain from the sky and float near Jakes monsters freezing them in place)

~~~~Outside the shadow realm near Central Park~~~~

Yami: (runs out of the hotel wearing only his boxers and the millennium puzzle around his neck and also is shirtless) Hmmm...no sign of Bakura anywhere.

As Yami runs along he runs over to central park and sees a real huge dark cloud bubble hanging around central park.

Yami: A shadow game...I must enter. (using the power of his puzzle, the bubble opens for him and he walks in and sees only Weevil's floating hands and head and then he sees Bakura and Jake not knowing who Jake is) Weevil?! Bakura?! Stranger?!

Jake: I am not a stranger....v_v;

Bakura: Well Yami...welcome and so glad you made it.

Weevil: Grrr...it's Yugi!!!! (glares over to Yami)

Yami: Just called me Yami you Bug's Life reject! V_V;

Weevil: WHO ARE YOU CALLING REJECT?! YOU HAVE WEIRD HAIR THAT A WIG AND I BET YOUR BALD!!!!

Yami: Oh yeah, I take that back, you're a Ted the head wanna be!!!

Jake: Get we get on with the duel!!! I have a bug to stomp!

Weevil: FINE! My turn is over!

Jake: (draws a card from his deck and looks at it smiling) Well Weevil you lost to me now! this card Hinotama! You will lose 500 life points, which means you will be down to 0.

Weevil: OH NO!!!!! (fire balls rain from the sky and hits hit Weevil hard and knocks him to the ground) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake: 5800/Weevil: 0

Jake: I won and you lost.

Weevil: (the rest of himself slowly begins to disappear into the shadows) AHHHH!!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!! (then all of him is gone and everything but his duel disk on cards remains on the ground. Soon, the bubble disappears and everyone is back in Central Park)

Jake: Well Yami, I see we meet at last...(he walks over to Yami with a smirk on his face) the name is Jacob Pegasus, Pegasus' nephew.

Yami: NEPHEW?! I NEVER KNEW THAT GAY FAG HAD A FAMILY...except his wife.

Jake: (arches a brow and looks to Yami) HEY! Who you calling gay?! He's my uncle, he may act gay but he's straight. So am I.

Yami and Bakura: (cough) YEAH RIGHT (cough)

Jake: (sighs and looks to the two) Whatever..._;

Yami and Bakura: (cough) FAG (cough)

Jake: ...v_v

Yami: Well...this is not what I came for anyways, I came to ask Bakura if he wanted to come to the strip club with the rest of the guys. (he has a huge grin on his face and looks to Bakura and Jake)

Jake: I wanna come with...I need a good ol' lap dance too.

Bakura: Why would I not come Yami? You know I can't miss this.

Yami: GOOD! Then it's decided! Tomorrow night us guys will be smacking some ass!!!

Bakura: This will be good...(smirks and he rubs his two hands together)

Well the two Yamis says their goodbyes to Jake as he walks back to his hotel room and the Yamis do the same. Looks like they'll be calling it a night and be ready for the time of their lives tomorrow at the strip club their going to.

Supersoinc11: Okay...maybe this chapter was a little boring but I promise it's gonna get good next chapter when they walk into the strip club!

All the Girls: STRIP CLUB?!

All the boys: Uh...hehehe...^_^;

All the Girls: Boys...such hentai bakas...v_v;

Supersoinc11: And then a little secret about Téa will be revealed. (huge grin on his face)

Téa: Secret?! You never told me about this?!

Supersonic11: Well, look like you gotta wait til next chapter...

Téa: (clings to Ryou) Ryou...do u know what he's talking about?!

Ryou: O_O; Don't look at me! That author has gone crazy!

Supersoinc11: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugioh Cast: O_O;

Yugi: O_o; Uh...don't....forget....to....send....in.....reviews. (backs away from Supersoinc11 as he holds a streak knife in his hand and chases the cast) RUN EVERYBODY!!!!!!

Joey and Marik: (already running ahead of everyone else) WAY AHEAD OF YA YUGI!!!!