Disclaimer:I don't own Harry Potter. And I don't own Good Charlotte's "Life styles of the Rich and the Famous"
Lifestyles of the Wizards and Potter
Wizards don't have TV
But they do have magazines
HP doesn't want sympathy
Muggles just piss and moan
Inside the Rolling Stone
Talking about how wizards' lives can be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Living life with the Dursley's
They really would not survive
If they could spend a day or two
Flying on someone else's broom
I think they'd fumble and they'd fall
They would fall
Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!
They're never complaining! Never complainin'
Muggle money is always a problem
Well they got Gringotts
We cannot rob them!
Didja know if you're wizard then you could go flying at night?
And there's no such thing as jet-lag flights
As long as you got the broom that flies quick like lightin'
And did ya know if you were caught and you were out of bed
McGonagall wouldn't even wanna take your back
You could always just get out of detention, it's easy!
I'd like to see them spend a week
Living life with the Dursley's
They really would not survive
If they could spend a day or two
Flying on someone else's broom
I think they'd fumble and they'd fall
They would fall
Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!
They're never complaining! Never complainin'
Muggle money is always a problem
Well they got Gringotts
We cannot rob them!
Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!
They're never complaining! Never complainin'
Muggle money is always a problem
They got so many coins and dollars
Think I can burn them?
Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter
Take your robes, galleons, brooms, and burrows...just stop complainin'!
Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!
Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!
Lifestyles of the wizards and Potter!
