Heh, I thought some kids should be at the Brotherhood so yeah...here ya go. I don't own X-Men: Evoultion or anything related except this fanfict and the little kids. Now read it!
"Pokie pokie, fat head! Time to get up!"
A small, high pitched voice was urging Fred to get up, poking his head repeatedly. Fred rolled over and let out a large snort.
"Just a few more minutes..." Fred mumbled, swatting away the small hand that was pulling at his blonde mohawk.
"DADDY!! I SAID WAKE UP!! I WANT MY PANCAKES NOW!!!!" The high pitched, kind voice suddenly turned evil and loud.
"Alright...alright," Fred mumbled, then he paused "Did you just call me Daddy?"
"Whoa...Daddy...you got fat...and you have less hair. What happened? Mommy's not gonna be happy." The blonde girl in the pink poofy dress shook her finger at him and wrinkled her freckled nose.
"I'm 18! I'm not married! Who are you?" Fred questioned.
"Your princess! Daddddddyyy....I'm your daughter, silly poo head." The girl giggled.
"Uh...right..." Fred said scratching his head, confused.
Having no clue what to do, he lifted up the little girl that was supposed to be his daughter and sat her on his shoulder. The girl let out a squeal of delight and pounded her tiny fists on his head shouting "Faster, faster!" Fred shrugged and roared like a monster, playfully, and stomped his way downstairs while his 'daughter' giggled insanely. Pietro was already up, laying comfortably on the couch, he looked up and stared.
"What are you doing!?" Pietro shrieked "And who is that kid?"
"Ugh...well, excuse me, Mr. White Hairs, I am Kristen Dukes so THERE!" The girl said sticking up her nose at the sight of Pietro.
Pietro threw his head back and laugh, barely getting the words out. After probably about two minutes of laughter, he managed to sputter out through all his laughter "Y-y-you h-have a daughter? Hahaha! I c-can't b-b-believe you e-even got m-married!"
"Wait! How'd did you...well...Shut up, Pietro. Look behind you. You got 3 kids." Fred sneered ignoring Kristen's remark about how 'Shut up' is a bad word.
Pietro froze and turned around. Looking up at him with big blue eyes were triplets, all with white hair just like their father. Their skin was darker, their hair was just like Pietro's. Pietro's facial features and the triplet's facial features were all the same. Pietro arched an eyebrow at the kids, then turned back to Fred and barked out, "At least these kids don't wear pink, ugly dresses!"
Kristen gasped at him and thrust her fists in the air, trying to punch him. Pietro laughed hard at this and manage to choke out, "Oh no...a pink dressed girl is gonna fight me." Kristen gave up and lowered her fist as well as her head and started to scream and cry. Fred shot an evil look at Pietro then said to Kristen, "Let's get you some breakfast."
"I want breakfast too!" piped up one of Pietro's triplets
"Me too!" The other triplets chorused.
"Get it yourself," Pietro mumbled "I'm watching t.v...."
The triplets looked at eachother and nodded. If they couldn't get it their way, it meant war! The triplets jumped up on the couch and started grabbing Pietro's arm and litterally chewed it up. Fred chuckled and stomped into the kitchen to grab some breakfast. Surprisingly, Toad was already there with a small girl with emerald eyes. She was crouched in a toad position and her tangled black hair was mostly covered by her Michigan hat. The girl waved at Kristen and shouted out, "Hey, Kristen! Daddy's finally teaching me how to be a toad!"
Kristen's tears suddenly stopped at the news of her best friend finally learning how to be a toad.
"Hii, Alexa! Guess what? My daddy got fat!" Kristen giggled as Fred set her on one of the seats.
Alexa hopped over to her and grasped a box of Cocoa Puffs with her tongue and set it infront of Kristen and smiled a goofy, yet proud smile. Kristen stared wide eyed with amazement and admiration, then clapped, but instantly stopped when she spotted a brown haired boy with matching brown eyes stumbled down the stairs. Kristen and Alexa both jumped up and grasped one of his arms and glared at one another.
"Josh's MY boyfriend!"
"No, he's MINE!"
The Josh wiggled loose and called out, "DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!" and rushed to Lance who was on the top of the stairs.
"Mm...nn...yeah...sure..." Lance mumbled sleepily, and patted Josh's head. Lance opened his eyes, paused, and looked back at Josh while Kristen and Alexa grasped onto his arms again. "I must be dreaming...yeah...I don't have son...Wanda is not feeding a little boy with black hair in a highchair with baby food, and Tabitha is not feeding a little boy a carrot, and pigs are flying out of my nose...yeah that's it..."
Everyone stared at him oddly until the door banged open.
"IT'S MISTIQUE!!! DUCK AND COVER!" Toad shouted as he grabbed Alexa away from Josh, by some miracle, and hid under the kitchen table. (Alexa didn't act well to the fact she was grabbed away from Josh.)
"Toad, I see you. There is no use of hiding...and what are these children doing here?" Mistique demanded, looking around for answers, she asked "Well?!"
There was silence until a little pink elf screamed in a girly tone "GRANDMA!! YOU'RE BACK FROM HOLLAND!! OOOH!! ME, KYLE, MOM AND DAD MISSED YOU!!!" and she was actually brave, or dumb, enough to hug Mistique's leg.
"Holland?" Mistique asked her minions, confused, patting the pink elf's head rather stiffly.
"Grandma?" The Brotherhood asked, giving her the same confused look she gave them.
Heh, what did you think? Yes, pretty odd, I know. But on hateful reviews or I'll burn your hair with Pyro's lighter. You never know, he might be in the next chapter, but...hm...should he? Hm... Oh wel, mwaahaahaaa!!! -stares at you- What are YEW lookin' at? In the words of Amanda Bynes, MAAAHAAA!!!
"Pokie pokie, fat head! Time to get up!"
A small, high pitched voice was urging Fred to get up, poking his head repeatedly. Fred rolled over and let out a large snort.
"Just a few more minutes..." Fred mumbled, swatting away the small hand that was pulling at his blonde mohawk.
"DADDY!! I SAID WAKE UP!! I WANT MY PANCAKES NOW!!!!" The high pitched, kind voice suddenly turned evil and loud.
"Alright...alright," Fred mumbled, then he paused "Did you just call me Daddy?"
"Whoa...Daddy...you got fat...and you have less hair. What happened? Mommy's not gonna be happy." The blonde girl in the pink poofy dress shook her finger at him and wrinkled her freckled nose.
"I'm 18! I'm not married! Who are you?" Fred questioned.
"Your princess! Daddddddyyy....I'm your daughter, silly poo head." The girl giggled.
"Uh...right..." Fred said scratching his head, confused.
Having no clue what to do, he lifted up the little girl that was supposed to be his daughter and sat her on his shoulder. The girl let out a squeal of delight and pounded her tiny fists on his head shouting "Faster, faster!" Fred shrugged and roared like a monster, playfully, and stomped his way downstairs while his 'daughter' giggled insanely. Pietro was already up, laying comfortably on the couch, he looked up and stared.
"What are you doing!?" Pietro shrieked "And who is that kid?"
"Ugh...well, excuse me, Mr. White Hairs, I am Kristen Dukes so THERE!" The girl said sticking up her nose at the sight of Pietro.
Pietro threw his head back and laugh, barely getting the words out. After probably about two minutes of laughter, he managed to sputter out through all his laughter "Y-y-you h-have a daughter? Hahaha! I c-can't b-b-believe you e-even got m-married!"
"Wait! How'd did you...well...Shut up, Pietro. Look behind you. You got 3 kids." Fred sneered ignoring Kristen's remark about how 'Shut up' is a bad word.
Pietro froze and turned around. Looking up at him with big blue eyes were triplets, all with white hair just like their father. Their skin was darker, their hair was just like Pietro's. Pietro's facial features and the triplet's facial features were all the same. Pietro arched an eyebrow at the kids, then turned back to Fred and barked out, "At least these kids don't wear pink, ugly dresses!"
Kristen gasped at him and thrust her fists in the air, trying to punch him. Pietro laughed hard at this and manage to choke out, "Oh no...a pink dressed girl is gonna fight me." Kristen gave up and lowered her fist as well as her head and started to scream and cry. Fred shot an evil look at Pietro then said to Kristen, "Let's get you some breakfast."
"I want breakfast too!" piped up one of Pietro's triplets
"Me too!" The other triplets chorused.
"Get it yourself," Pietro mumbled "I'm watching t.v...."
The triplets looked at eachother and nodded. If they couldn't get it their way, it meant war! The triplets jumped up on the couch and started grabbing Pietro's arm and litterally chewed it up. Fred chuckled and stomped into the kitchen to grab some breakfast. Surprisingly, Toad was already there with a small girl with emerald eyes. She was crouched in a toad position and her tangled black hair was mostly covered by her Michigan hat. The girl waved at Kristen and shouted out, "Hey, Kristen! Daddy's finally teaching me how to be a toad!"
Kristen's tears suddenly stopped at the news of her best friend finally learning how to be a toad.
"Hii, Alexa! Guess what? My daddy got fat!" Kristen giggled as Fred set her on one of the seats.
Alexa hopped over to her and grasped a box of Cocoa Puffs with her tongue and set it infront of Kristen and smiled a goofy, yet proud smile. Kristen stared wide eyed with amazement and admiration, then clapped, but instantly stopped when she spotted a brown haired boy with matching brown eyes stumbled down the stairs. Kristen and Alexa both jumped up and grasped one of his arms and glared at one another.
"Josh's MY boyfriend!"
"No, he's MINE!"
The Josh wiggled loose and called out, "DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!" and rushed to Lance who was on the top of the stairs.
"Mm...nn...yeah...sure..." Lance mumbled sleepily, and patted Josh's head. Lance opened his eyes, paused, and looked back at Josh while Kristen and Alexa grasped onto his arms again. "I must be dreaming...yeah...I don't have son...Wanda is not feeding a little boy with black hair in a highchair with baby food, and Tabitha is not feeding a little boy a carrot, and pigs are flying out of my nose...yeah that's it..."
Everyone stared at him oddly until the door banged open.
"IT'S MISTIQUE!!! DUCK AND COVER!" Toad shouted as he grabbed Alexa away from Josh, by some miracle, and hid under the kitchen table. (Alexa didn't act well to the fact she was grabbed away from Josh.)
"Toad, I see you. There is no use of hiding...and what are these children doing here?" Mistique demanded, looking around for answers, she asked "Well?!"
There was silence until a little pink elf screamed in a girly tone "GRANDMA!! YOU'RE BACK FROM HOLLAND!! OOOH!! ME, KYLE, MOM AND DAD MISSED YOU!!!" and she was actually brave, or dumb, enough to hug Mistique's leg.
"Holland?" Mistique asked her minions, confused, patting the pink elf's head rather stiffly.
"Grandma?" The Brotherhood asked, giving her the same confused look she gave them.
Heh, what did you think? Yes, pretty odd, I know. But on hateful reviews or I'll burn your hair with Pyro's lighter. You never know, he might be in the next chapter, but...hm...should he? Hm... Oh wel, mwaahaahaaa!!! -stares at you- What are YEW lookin' at? In the words of Amanda Bynes, MAAAHAAA!!!
