Nurse Kitty

By FairyDustCloud

Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: Evolution.

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Chapter 2 Don't let Kitty in!

"Arg, my head feels like it's floating in lava," groaned Lance, lying on the living room couch. "I should've gone on that road trip with Wanda. Instead, everyone in Bayville is home sick with the flu."



*Ding Dong!*

Lance dragged himself to the door.

"Remy? What are you doing here?" asked Lance.

"Remy left his wallet here," said Remy. He walked to the living room and found his wallet underneath a table. Lance flopped back onto the couch.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

"Hey, Remy, could you pick up the phone?" asked Lance, pulling a blanket over himself. Remy nodded.

~*~*~*~Telephone Conversation~*~*~*~



"Hello. Remy speaking," said the red-on-black-eyed mutant as he picked up the phone.

"Swamp Rat? What are yah doing there? Isn't this the Brotherhood's home? Wait, ah probably called the wrong number," said Rogue, who was on the other line of the telephone.

"Chere! Remy is so happy that de Southern Belle decided to call," said Remy, grinning.

"Shut up!" Rogue growled. "Listen, ah need to warn yah and the Brotherhood about something."

"Remy didn't know that chere cared," said Remy. Although he couldn't actually see Rogue, he knew that she was blushing.

"Just be quiet for a second, yah hear? Okay, Kitty is coming over to the Brotherhood Boarding House. It seems like Kitty is the only one that doesn't have the flu," said Rogue.

"But Remy tinks dat it's nice for de petite to want to help the Brotherhood."

"But yah don't know Kitty. She almost killed everyone at the mansion with her soup!" Rogue exclaimed.

"Remy will just tell petite dat we don't need her help."

"No! Don't even let her in! Lock the doors, and save yahself!"

"Okay, Remy will do that. Remy wants to thank chere for caring so much."

"Grrr... Whateva. Bye, Swamp Rat," Rogue said as she hung up the phone.

~*~*~*~End of Telephone Conversation~*~*~*~

Remy quickly ran to the door. After he locked it, he breathed a sigh of relief.



*Ding Dong!*

"Hi, like, it's me Kitty! I'm here to take care of you guys," Kitty said, waiting for someone to open the door.

"Open the door, Remy," Lance said.

"Remy tinks it's best if the door remained locked," Remy said.

"Hello?" Kitty asked, still waiting outside.

"Why can't you open the door?" Lance asked Remy.

"Apparantly petite caused a lot of damage back in de X-Men mansion," whispered Remy, not wanting Kitty to hear them.

"Aw, come on. How much harm could pretty Kitty do?" Lance asked.

Remy was about to reply when he felt a tap on his shoulder.

"Hi!" said Kitty, cheerfully. She was holding a first-aid kit.

"Eh, hello, petite," Remy said.

"Like, I hope you guys didn't mind that I decided to phase through the door. I was worried that you were, like, really sick," said Kitty.

~She can walk through doors!~ Remy mentally slapped himself at forgetting about Kitty's mutant abilities.

"Um... Remy was just about to go," said Remy. As he walked towards the door, he began coughing.

"No way! Like, you're still sick! You're going to stay here, and I'll take care of you guys," said Kitty, pushing Remy onto a chair.

"Remy is really okay. Remy isn't sick," the Cajun said, desperately.

"Like, forget it! Just relax. I'm going to prepare some soup," said Kitty, walking towards the shaggy Brotherhood kitchen.

After Kitty was out of hearing distance, Remy and Lance began panicking,

"We have to warn the others," said Lance. Remy and Lance slowly and quietly crept up the stairs.

"Pietro," whispered Lance, as Remy and he walked into the speed demon's room.

"What?" asked Pietro, lying limply on his bed.

"Kitty's here," Lance said.

"What?!" Pietro quickly sat up in his bed, despite the fact that he was sick from the flu. "What's that X-geek doing here?"

"That's not the bad news," said Lance. "The bad part is that she's here to take care of us, but she's really bad at it."

"Then we have to escape before she kills us. Come on, let's climb down the window. Lance, you can go first," Pietro said, snickering.

Suddenly, loud shouting was heard. A few seconds later, Todd and Fred charged into Pietro's room.

"She's crazy, yo!" Todd gasped. "Man, even Freddy couldn't eat her soup. Yo, you guys shouldn't eat any of her food, especially her soup."

"It's not food!" Fred said. "It wasn't edible."

Remy, Lance, and Pietro looked at each other and gulped.

"Hi, guys!"

The mutants slowly turned around, knowing whose voice they had just heard.

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FairyDustCloud: Hehe. I hope you like it! Don't you feel so bad for the Brotherhood and Remy?

Remy: Why does Remy have to suffer? Remy is not even part of the Brotherhood!

FairyDustCloud: Well, maybe next time you shouldn't forgot your wallet at the Brotherhood house.

Remy: Grrr...

Kitty: I'm not that horrible at cooking!

Everyone: Yes you are.

FairyDustCloud: Anyways, please read and review! Thanks!