LS: So...happy…! ^__^ This is the very first time I've gotten more reviews in a story than chapters! My record for the most reviews is now FOUR!

Talli: *runs off to find video camera in case LS does something stupid from too much happiness*

LS: Sorry this took longer than it was supposed to. It took a while for the extreme happiness to wear off. I was so happy I could barely type a word! That and the end of semester finals for school. And I got an idea for a future chapter and had to write that all up…

JediWanda: Fairly Oddparents ROCKS! *starts singing the theme song* Okay, now that that's over with, Thank you SO much for the review! Great Fairy upgrades and stuffs like those are hard to write. . Especially dungeons!

Master Frodo Baggins: The Wind Waker shall never die! Sorry that this took so long, but it was very hard to write this chapter. I didn't even do as much as I thought I would. (kinda like in the last chapter…) but here's the update you were begging for and thank you for reviewing not once, but TWICE!

Talli: Before she does go crazy, or her arms fall off from so much cheering that she can't type at all, LS does not own Legend of Zelda or the Fairly Oddparents! (Not in story, but oh well! *hugs Cosmo*)

PS: My new goal is to finish a chapter every week, if I can, so feel free to annoy me and flame me if I don't get new chapters up about every week or so!

WARNING!: No, there's nothing naughty in this chapter. I just wanted to warn you that it may not be as good as the last two chapters, but don't worry. Even if it stinks so badly that I don't get reviews, this story WILL be finished eventually. I've got some plans for this story. *smiles evilly* Heh heh heh! Bloopers!

3 The Not-So-Forsaken Fortress

    Link sighed. The calm after the storm was a little unnerving, especially with the Forsaken Fortress in sights. Tetra and Niko kept on telling him that nothing could go wrong, but he wasn't entirely sure.

    "Link! Get up here!" Tetra shouted. He sighed again and picked up his sword and shield from the wall. It sounded like they had finally reached their destination. He raced up the companionway and turned around to go to the door, but Niko was blocking his way. Link moved to the left, Niko followed, and then he moved right, and the mini-pirate copied again.

    "Okay then, what is it?" Link asked, but he wasn't sure if he wanted to know. It looked like the 'I owe you my life,' thing Niko had gotten into had finally ended.

    Niko stayed silent for a while then finally said it. "Good luck, 'cause your gonna need it. This place isn't some kiddie playground. This place means business, so I want you to take this with you." The midget held out a red and purple cloth sack to Link, who promptly tied it to his belt with gratitude. "It's a Spoil's Bag and anything you manage to nab from an enemy can go in there. Then, you've always got a load o' stuff to sell if you're running low on cash!"

    "Thanks, Niko!"

    "If, no, when you get out of there, you're splitting the goods fifty-fifty with me, y'know." Link laughed. Once again, he would never understand pirates.

    "LINK!" The pirate captain yelled again, just with a harsher tone.

    "I guess I'd better get up there."

    "Yep, and you'd better get back in one piece!"

    "After what? Tetra or the actual Fortress?" Niko patted Link on the back with a chuckle.

    "Trust me, kid. There are even tougher women out there than her," Niko said. Link raised an eyebrow at this. What on earth was Niko saying?

    "Somehow, I don't believe it."

    "LINK! Get up here, NOW!"

    "Coming!"

    When Link came out on deck, he finally got his first glimpse of the Forsaken Fortress. All of the pirates were staring at the Fortress with wide eyes and muttering slowly. Apparently, the Forsaken Fortress wasn't so forsaken. The place seemed full of monsters and bright searchlights were scanning the waters nearby for any sign of movement. Luckily, the pirate's ship was hiding behind a huge rock and only the mast could be seen. The searchlights were being run by Bokoblins, obviously. Only they could so stupid as to not see the crow's nest poking up above the stone.

    "Link, up here!" Link looked up at the crow's nest where Tetra was standing, tapping her foot impatiently. He climbed up the long ladder, and got a good look at the place he had to infiltrate to save his sister. It definitely looked fun, at the very least.

    "That's the cursed isle known as the Forsaken Fortress. It used to be the hideout of some no-good group of pirates we used to compete with. Now this place looks pretty dangerous." Link took out his telescope and looked around the Fortress as Tetra kept talking. "Look! Over by that window!" The boy shifted his gaze from the bird, resting peacefully on one of the towers, and looked towards the window Tetra was pointing at. "Have you ever seen so many seagulls gather so much in one place?"

    "Only around my sister," Link answered and Tetra nodded.

    "Yeah. I bet more than anything that that's where they're keeping your sister!" Tetra sighed. "There's only one problem. I thought we were only going to fight the bird, but this place is loaded with cannons. It's like one against a hundred! We can't even get close to the place…" After a moment or two of silence, a grin spread across Tetra's face and she slyly looked at Link.

    "What are you thinking?" he questioned nervously. The pirate leaned over the edge of the crow's nest and shouted down to Senza.

    "Put the cannon away and bring out the catapult!" (*prepares self for a laughing fit*)

    Before he knew it, Link found himself in a barrel, and had no idea why.

    "Why am I in a barrel?" he asked.

    "This is the best way to get you into that place," Tetra answered shortly. Link looked down, and saw exactly what Tetra's plan was. A catapult.

    "WHAT THE-! Why am I on a catapult! Get me off this thing!" Link shouted, squirming around madly trying to get off.

    "Don't you worry, kid. We're gonna launch you good," Senza said professionally.

    "Oh yeah, that makes me feel so much better."

    "Relax! Us pirates do it all the time! We're professionals. You've got nothing to worry about!" Tetra tried to reassure him, something she wouldn't do often. That only made Link more nervous.

    "Besides being smashed to smithereens?! GET ME OFF!"

    "3…"

    "Are you kidding?! I'd rather swim there than do this!"

    "2…" Link stayed quiet now. The pirates weren't stopping now. He just put on the straightest face he could.

    "1…"

    "For Aryll," Link thought.

    "FIRE!" Even with the warning, Link couldn't prepare for the incredible speed that he was suddenly going at, screaming the entire way. The pirates all waved the best they could in their fits of laughter, when suddenly Niko gasped.

    "Senza, what exactly did you aim for?" A loud smashing sound suddenly echoed over the seas. Link hit a wall, and his sword came flying out of its scabbard.

    "Ooooooo, that's gotta hurt," Gonzo said. Link, unconscious, slid down the wall and a loud splash followed. Well, at least he was inside the Fortress and the cold water probably woke him up.

    Link swam over to the black stone shore of the Fortress and climbed up, gasping for breath. That wasn't an experience he wanted to repeat. He grabbed his hat, wrung it out on the stone, and pulled a fish out of the Spoil's Bag, when his fingers touched a small stone and a rope. Link took it out of the bag and looked at the strange, glowing stone.

    "Hey, Mako! Do you still have that old map from the last time we were here?" The voice came so suddenly that Link spun around and began looking for Tetra, only to find that she wasn't there.

    "Yeah, do you need it?"

    "Would I ask for it if I didn't need it?"

    "Yes, Captain, I mean no!"

    "Just get it! If we're gonna help Link through this place, we're going to need it. Link needs all the help he can get!"

    "Tetra! Is that you?!" Link exclaimed to the stone. It felt weird talking to a rock, but so did listening to one.

    "Oh! Link! You're still alive! And in one piece, I see," Tetra said.

    "What is this thing?" the boy asked.

    "This? Oh, it's called the Pirate's Charm. (Is it? I forgot…) With it, I can see and hear everything you do, and obviously you can hear me. But I need it back after you rescue your sister. Oh, good, you found it! Is that the good one?" Link stared at the stone with confusion. Found what? "Mako found a map of this place that has everything. And I mean everything. It even shows where the barrels sitting around this place are, that is, if no one's moved them."

    "Why would I want to know where the barrels are?"

    "Some are hollow, like those right up there in front of you." Link looked up, and sure enough, two barrels were standing right next to the wall. "If any monsters see you here, they toss you straight in jail and I'm not sure if you can get out. That's where these barrels come in. They have holes in the bottom, so you just have to get under one and hide whenever a monster sees you."

    "But I could just fight them off with my sword," Link replied.

    "Yeah, if you had it with you."

    "What? My sword is right…here…" Link's hand flew back to his scabbard, but closed around nothing but air. "Where'd it go?!"

    "When you hit the wall it flew out of your sheath. Sorry! I guess my aim was a little off."

    "What? Were you aiming for the bird?" he said testily.

    "No," Tetra answered quickly and innocently, but not without a hint of guilt. "Would you just go?! After you get under the barrel, climb up the stairs and hang a right. Then…just keep on exploring the place until I figure out how to get to your sister." With that the stone stopped glowing and Link pocketed it with a sigh. He walked over to the barrel, lifted it over his head and began walking, but, as you could imagine, walking up a slope in a barrel without being able to see where you're going is rather hard. Within around five seconds, Link was back down in the water surrounded by tiny fragments of wood and followed by the skull that had made him trip in the first place. The now extremely soaked kid climbed back up on shore and dried his hat again as muffled laughter came from the Spoil's Bag.

    "Oh, laugh all you want, Tetra. It isn't that easy, you know!"

    "I know, but if the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, you've got one bumpy road ahead of you!" Tetra laughed. If Link could see her through the stone, he knew that he would probably see her rolling on the floor from so much laughter.

    "Well, at least now I can get you to quiet down!" Link moodily shoved the rock back into the Spoil's Bag and got under the second barrel. Luckily, this one had a hole so he could actually see. Carefully avoiding the rest of the lovely pile of skulls, Link finally managed to get to the main part of the Fortress, and as soon as he got there, his jaw dropped to the floor.

    A gargantuan mountain of gold and rupees sat right there in the middle of the area, towering way over Link. (Yeah, yeah. I know there's only like thirty rupees there on the game, but I'm having fun here!) If someone flattened the pile, it could've stretched from the Forsaken Fortress to the Five-Star Isles. To say the least, there was a lot of money there.

    "Woah…" he said as he stared up at the giant pile.

    "LINK! This is no time to stare at cash! You've got a mission!" Tetra shouted. Apparently, the Spoil's Bag's fabric couldn't block everything out. Link turned the barrel around and walked towards the door, but turned back around when he heard a loud clank. A large piece of gold fell from the very top of the Fortress, from half of a pirate ship sitting way up there. Who would throw away gold like that? Someone either very rich or very stupid. Dismissing the pile of gold, Link picked up the barrel slightly and walked towards the path that Tetra talked about. Bad move. Suddenly, a loud blasting siren bounced between the walls and the searchlights focused on the innocent-looking barrel standing right next to the monster heap of riches. Link had done exactly what Tetra advised against: got caught.

    "Link…where are you?" A small tear trickled down the young girl's cheek. "Where are you?" A seagull landed next to her and cawed softly, when suddenly sirens went off outside. Someone from the outside had been caught sneaking in. Maybe it was Link…

    Link woke up, but not to what he wanted. He was hoping that maybe it was all a dream and he would end up back on Outset to a wonderful birthday minus the outfit, but that never seems to happen, does it? Instead, he found himself on a freezing cold stone floor littered with dirt, bits of broken glass and such, and things that you could only find around rats, and locked in a small corner of a room by twisted wooden bars. Cherry on top? A really bad headache.

    "Link! Are you awake, YET?! You'd better be!" The muffled voice shouted from the bag.

    "Tetra? What happened?"

    "As soon as you turned around, the searchlight spotted you moving. A Moblin came along and tried to hit you in the stomach with the blunt end of its stick, but the Moblin got your head on accident. Now you're in jail and have been for the past hour!" Tetra seemed to be in a good mood.

     "That explains the headache, but what's a Moblin?" he asked, rubbing his head. You usually didn't see Moblins on Outset, thankfully.

    "Just think of a large black pig that can stand on its hind legs, carries a staff with a tiny sword at the end, and has absolutely no brains at all," Tetra explained. "Now, quit talking and find a way out of there!"

    "But, there isn't a way out," Link stated.

    "Well, there should be! Look around! There's got to be a crack large enough for you to get out of there! Look everywhere!" The stone stopped glowing again. Tetra probably went to consult the map and find a way out of jail. Link looked around, but it didn't look very promising. There was a table, a few dishes, more barrels, a locked door, a bookcase, and a jar sitting on top of the bookcase. Then, with a faint squeak, a large black rat came around the jar, hopped down the bookcase, and ran up to Link. It sniffed at his wallet tied to his belt and jumped up and down excitedly.

    "What? Do you like money or something?" The rat enthusiastically nodded and began clawing at the cloth. Link shook his head and took out a blue rupee. As soon as the rodent saw the gem, it hurriedly grabbed it, raced back up the bookcase, and, after carefully setting the gem down, it stood up on its hind legs and pushed the jar to the ground, revealing a hole. Pretty smart, for thieving, little rat. The rat picked up its rupee again, raced into the hole and came out a few seconds later, just outside of the jail.

    "Oh, so that's the way out." Link climbed up to the top of the bookcase and glanced into the hole. It would be a tight squeeze, and he'd have to turn eventually in that narrow space, but at least he wasn't claustrophobic He got back down on the ground and fit his shield, wallet, Spoil's and bait bags, and the empty sheath through the bars. Then, he went back up the bookcase and through the opening and came out on the other side, only to find the same rat that had helped him digging through the Bait Bag.

    "Hey! Get out of there!" Link shouted. The rat looked up with its whiskers covered in bait, scurried over to a wooden walkway on the far side of the room and stopped at a door. "Where are you going, you little thief?" Link picked up his equipment and chased after the rodent, following it through the door. What was the little rat doing? Leading him?

    As Link opened the door, a blast of cold air hit him. The door led outside, as you may have already guessed, and it was getting colder. The door also led to a stone walkway between two towers of the Fortress. The next tower had seagulls flying around it by the dozens.

    "Link! I've figured something out!" Tetra shouted. "And I see you've figured out how to get out of jail. That was quick."

    "Actually, I had a little help. I have a guide around the Fortress." The guide-rat looked up at the glowing stone Link was now holding and went back to munching on a piece of bait.

    "What? You're relying on a rat to get you through the Fortress? Are you mad!"

    "Well, it does know its way around and it helped me out of jail, so…" Link could hear the pirate let out a groan.

    "I never thought I'd meet someone who would trust one of those pesky little rodents. Anyway, there's a monster running the searchlight up above you. If you go forward a little and take a sharp left, there should be a ladder there to lead you to the searchlight. I'm betting that if you defeat the monster, you can set up the searchlight any way you want. If all goes well, that'll be the only searchlight you have to turn off." Link was about to explain the little flaw in her plan, but she caught it first. "Oh yeah, you're unarmed, aren't you. Well, just use your shield and try to knock the weapon out of the Bokoblins hands or claws or whatever they are!"

    "Do I have to? Can't I just sneak past the searchlight?" Link complained.

    "Like you did down by the pile of gold? No. Just do it! I'll try and figure out how to get to your sister, okay?"

    "Well, I could always try to sneak past! I doubt there'll be anything to stare at by then."

    "Suit yourself. But the searchlight passes over a very narrow spot, very close to the wall. If you want to hide under a barrel while going past that searchlight, you could always try your luck at surviving a hundred foot drop while being bombarded by bombs, AND when you hit the bottom you'll be thrown in jail while you're at it." Link stared.

    "Okay, so how do I beat that monster again?" As much as he didn't like and almost feared monsters, he would rather fight a monster the alternate. Tetra quickly told him how to defeat the monsters, again, and he quickly climbed the ladder afterwards. Just like Tetra had said, a Bokoblin was up by the searchlight turning it every now and then. "Okay, Miss Know-It-All Pirate, how do I get this thing's attention?" Link could almost hear her smack her forehead in annoyance.

    "Jump up and sing something humiliating! That should get its attention!" Link raised an eyebrow, hoping that she wasn't serious. "Just shout an insult at it or something! I'm sure you can at least think of a decent insult." A grin spread across Link's face. He had already thought of a few insults for the beast, but luckily for us, being in the presence of a lady narrowed down the long, long list. Link climbed the remainder of the ladder and set his feet down on the tower. Apparently, the Bokoblin hadn't noticed him yet, but that made it even more interesting.

    "'Oy! Blubber-butt! Over here!" (That's the limit on the list things I am willing to say. I said it a lot while going against Jalhalla in the Earth Temple! ^__^) The monster's ears jerked and it turned around, searching for whatever fool dared to insult it. The Bokoblin was surprised when all it found was a weaponless little boy, but that made it easier. As the Bokoblin took out its weapon of choice, a stick, and swung it, Link quickly strapped his shield on his right arm and kneeled down, waiting for the first strike.

    The Bokoblin raised the stick high above it head and brought it down, when it happened. Link raised the shield just a little higher to protect his head from hit from the blow at exactly the same time that the stick hit the shield. The two items coming towards each other like that sent vibrations through both stick and shield, the Bokoblin's weapon broke in half, and the two halves fell to the side, only handy for firewood now. The two opponents looked at the branch with surprise, and then looked at each other: Link with a victorious grin and the Bokoblin looking very helpless.

    "That worked well," he said, and the Bokoblin scooted away quickly, but slowly stopped when it saw that Link hadn't changed his position. Without notice, Link charged forward, using his shield like a battering ram, and plowed through the Bokoblin, pinning it to a wall and most likely braking a few bones. Out of its pocket popped a small butterfly shaped necklace that Link picked up for pretty much no reason.

    "How was that?" Link asked Tetra triumphantly.

    "Absolutely pathetic!" Shot down at the top of victory's ladder. Poor Link. "You're lucky that there was only one and that it had such a cheap weapon! If there were more, you would've been killed immediately like that!"

    "Hey! I've never done this before!" Link shouted at the stone.

    "That's obvious." Link jammed the rock and the necklace back into the Spoil's Bag before he got insulted any more and looked towards the window where the seagulls were flying. It looked like he was right next to it. The Fortress was losing the fight to keep him out.

    Then he looked down to see a small streak of black racing towards a familiar pile of gold. The money-loving rat had found its paradise, leaving Link without a guide around the Fortress for between Tetra's bits of help.         

    Link climbed down the ladder and walked towards the next door, and hastily hid against the wall with wide eyes. Some horrifying, fat, black pigs were walking around carrying large staffs.

    "Moblins?" he questioned, taking the stone out of his pocket.

    "Yep. They don't look like much, but they're nasty. Don't let them catch you…again or you'll get either killed on the spot or thrown back in jail and then killed. They don't like intruders to get out of jail more than once," Tetra responded. "By the way, the door to where your sister is stuck is over there next to the Moblin over there." Link looked towards the Moblin on the far side of the room, walking past a small staircase made of rock, very much like the rest of the Fortress. All of the dark gray rock was getting rather boring after seeing it for so long. "There's a barrel right there, you know."

    "Oh," Link said, walking towards the barrel. He lifted it up and gently set it down, covering himself completely. Luckily, this barrel also had a hole in it. Link lifted the barrel up just a tiny bit and started walking, fast when the Moblins weren't looking, and hid behind every pillar he could get to. (Only two pillars, but it worked.) Then, clear back on the far side of the room where one of the Moblins was and where Link had just barely gotten to, something bad happened.

    "Mo smell meats," Someone said in a rough, gravelly, nasally voice. Link couldn't see the owner of the voice, as the barrel's hole was now facing the wall, then heard someone sniffing the air noisily and another voice spoke up.

    "Me smell nothin'"

    "Mo can smell!" Mo shouted. "You has bad nose, Me." Interesting name. Apparently, the only way they could remember their own names was if they had less than three letters. Not only that, but that was the longest sentence yet from these guys.

    "Where's meats?" Then, Link heard the monster turn around towards the barrel.

    "Meats in barrel."

    "Meats for Master."

    "Master has enough food. Maybe we takes some?" Now Link was impressed. Two four-word sentences in a row! Wait a minute! What they were saying was bad, and just didn't sound right.

    "Master get mad!" Me said.

    "Master get mad if we dies from hunger." (RECORD! 8 WORDS!) There was a short silence as the two Moblins looked at each other, their beady black eyes filled with hunger. "FOOD MINE!" Mo swung his staff at the barrel, chopping the top off with a clean cut, and narrowly missing Link. There was another pause from Link's shock at nearly being decapitated and the Moblins shock at their food being still alive. 

    "Uh, hi," Link said timidly. "I'm…uh…still alive you know, and not very fit for eating, so I think I'll just…move along…" He turned around and marched up towards the door, when he suddenly felt the staff against the front of his neck.

    "You go nowheres," Me replied, pulling the staff closer. "I chop off head." Now Mo put his staff to Me's neck.

    "I want to! You did last one!"

    "Ewwwwwww! You take turns chopping off people's heads!" Link exclaimed in disgust. He didn't know that it was actually very common among the 'smarter' monsters. Even Stalfos, when very bored, would take turns chopping heads off, even if it was their own heads.

    "Shaddup!" The Moblins shouted, making Link gasp for fresh air after the sudden blast of nauseating Moblin breath.

    "Why don't you shut up, dirt for brains!" A voice suddenly came out of nowhere, loud and clear. "Get your dirty, stinkin' staff off that boy or you'll pay with your heads!" The Moblins' eyes both grew to the size of treasure chest and they looked around frantically, searching for the voice, but never found it. Link, however, knew exactly where and who it was and just grinned.

    "You'd better listen to it, you two! It's a ghost that can and will kill you instantly in you don't do what it says." Both Moblins, at that, scattered and ran back to their posts, looking at the boy nervously. "Thanks Tetra," he said quietly.

    "Don't mention it. I mean, really! Don't mention it! We're even now, you saved me back on Outset, I saved you here." Link walked up to the door and outside again. Now he could hear the creaking of the boat on top of the Fortress, that ominous shadow.

    "Watch it, Link. At the end of this path is thew door to where your sister is, but it's also where another Bokoblin is."

    "Another one?" Link complained.

    "Sorry! But this one will be a heck of a lot tougher. It doesn't have a stick for a weapon, for one thing."

    "How does that make it more dangerous?"

    "It uses a sword."

    "Oh," he replied shortly. Link carefully walked up to the final door, being careful not to alarm the Bokoblin Tetra said was there. Then, at the very end of the long and winding path up the side of the tallest tower, he saw it lying on the ground, right in front of him! It was his sword! He let out a quiet, happy cheer, and something rose up behind him with a deathly metal sound. How right that was. Spikes rose up from the floor just centimeters behind him and the monster's ears perked up.

    "Oh, shoot." The Bokoblin trotted across and blocked the way between Link and his only weapon. Then Link realized that, besides the Bokoblin's different weapon, the situation was still close to the one at the searchlight. Link strapped his shield on and waiting for the attack. After the Bokoblin finally got into an ideal position, it swung its enormous blade only for it to bounce right off the boy's shield and go flying off the tower.

    The creature cried out frantically and hopped to the edge, looking down to the ocean below, but didn't find its sword. Link, seeing the perfect opportunity, gave it a push in the right direction as he called it later, and watched as the monster awkwardly fell after it sword.

    "Have a nice trip! See ya' next fall!" Link called out as the Bokoblin finally hit the water with a splash. The bar holding the door closed was lifted and the last door unlocked. "No spoils this time, but I'm not complaining as long as this is all over."

    Link picked up his sword and opened the door, and was suddenly hit by a burst of light from the brightly-lit room. He squinted his eyes to look around, and finally found what he was looking for. Aryll was sitting down with her knees to her chin, holding out her hand to a little seagull. Two other girls were in there with her.

    He took a step, when suddenly his instincts and Tetra were both screaming at him to get out of there. Too late. The giant black bird, the same one that had started the whole mess, had fallen from the ceiling and caused everything and everyone to get knocked down from their feet. Link screamed loudly and hit the now somehow locked door, and was suddenly picked up in the bird's huge beak. Luckily, it didn't eat him, but started to fly back up towards the ceiling.

    "LINK!" Aryll shrieked, but he was already to high up to fall without getting killed. The bird continued to fly up until it was level with the boat and flew around to the broken end. Without notice, all went quiet. Link could hear nothing besides the heavy wind and the creaking of the ship. Everything else: The beats of the wings, Tetra's and Aryll's shouts, the crashing of the waves. It all went mute.

    Then Link saw the Master of the Fortress. The man stood proud and powerful over the sea, with dark skin to match his dark clothes. With a slight, victorious sneer, he simply nodded to the bird, and the avis threw the young boy out to sea.

    "You've had your fun, boy," he said. "But this time, I will not be stopped."

    Somewhere, far out to sea, Link, barely alive, was floating softly on the gentle waves, when a red boat floated up to him…

LS: WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm finally done with this chapter and let me tell you it was the hardest yet!

Talli: It would've been easier if you were a little more diligent…

LS: Aw, shut it!

Lena: She's right you know.

LS: *sticks out tongue*

Talli: Anyway, thanks for your reviews again! Sorry, but there won't be any sneak peak for the next chapter. I couldn't think of any good parts that were exciting and didn't give away the entire darn thing. The next chapter will introduce a few new characters (Tingle!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! Run for your lives!) and is basically when everything just gets sets up for the rest and *blah, blah, blah!*

LS: *pulls out duct tape* ^__^ Plot holes and blabbermouths beware!

Talli & Lena: O.O!

LS: Isn't it strange that out of all the undeads and bosses and plain scary monsters in the Wind Waker, Tingle and those little piggies on Windfall and Outset are the scariest and most dangerous?

Everyone: O.o?

LS: Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?