Disclaimer- I do not own dragon ball z or dark lord dark star or the movie the one. Copyright 2002 Omega Lawyer.

"As the story begins." "Oh no I only do this story with that other author." "Well the other one is dead and I don't put up with any of this bull." "Oh yeah well what are you goning to do about it?" "Well I could use my author powers and make you do any thing I want." "Like what?" "Well I could." {Whispers in ear} "You wouldn't." "Try me." ". Fine I will cooperate with you for the story. But if I cooperate could you put in some changes." {Hands list to omega lawyer} ". Fine I might put a few in but only if you behave. With that settled I have another thing I need to say Goku is alive and after some training can go ssj3. On with the show."

The chapter begins with dark lord dark star in his office in the dark realm laughing at his most recent deed until his sectary walks into the room looking confused.

"Sir if I may ask what is so funny?" "Well you see this nimrod is goning to destroy everything and carry out my plans with out knowing it." "May I ask how sir." " Sure basically I told him the way to get infinite power but I forgot to tell him that the universe might explode if he does." "Well then I guess that this would be a bad time to ask for a vacation then." "Oh no this is the perfect time go right a head and take all the time off you want."

Now to Vegeta looking for a food joint.

"Dam why is it always so hard to find a good place to get food. wait there's a pizza place." He lands just out side of the front entrance and is about to go in when. "Hey Vegeta" shouted a familiar voice. Vegeta spun around to come face to face with his long time friend and rival Goku. "So Vegeta what are you doing here?" "The woman and the boy made me go out and get fast food so this is the place I decided to get the food from. Why are you here?" " Well Chi chi is out of town and I can't cook so this was the logical choice." " Well I'm goning in and getting food so bye. As the two walked in they found that there was no line so they simply went to a cashier and placed their orders. " Servant I want one medium pizza with green peepers and 76 large meat lovers. "Ok sir it is goning take 1 hour to make and your bill comes to 775.00." "What to charge a pri." Vegeta took a second to think, as the woman had told him that he should do to avoid getting into trouble. {Flashback} "Now Vegeta if there comes a time when you need to pay for things all you need to do is flash this card and swipe it through the thing they provide and enter this 4 digit code in this order. {End flashback}. Vegeta calmly reaches into his pocket and takes out a thin plastic thing and swipes it through the machine and enters the four digit code and sits down to wait for his order. "Hey Vegeta I didn't see you give that person any money how did you pay for your food?" asked Goku. "All I did was use this card and all was fine" shows Goku card. Goku looked at the card and saw that it spelled out master card. Vegeta sat in a chair to wait for his order. After 1 hour it was ready so he picked it up and went home to his family.

Meanwhile at the brief's house.

"Mom I'm hungry," whined the young Trunks. "I know Trunks but I cannot do any thing about it until your father gets home." "Well can't you send a message to his head like you always do and tell him to hurry up." "What are you talking about Trunks?!!!" "Well Goten told me that when two people are together for awhile they start to talk without speaking words." "Trunks how can you believe what Goten tell you." "I can because I saw his parents doing it." "Saw them doing what!!!?" Vegeta said as he walked in the door with the pizzas in his hands. "Oh nothing" stated Bulma. "Yes we have pizza for dinner" the now energetic Trunks blurted out. "Yes we do," stated Vegeta as he handed Bulma her Pizza and opened one of his own pizza boxes and found. "What they call this a meat lovers there are only 26 kinds of meat on this." "Who cares as long as it's edible dad." The family sat down to eat.

When they were done {needless to say there were no leftovers} Vegeta went to his other training room to train. [Ah yes but how and what is he training] "I don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall a sleep cause I don't want to miss a thing. hey you author I don't sing Aerosmith or do karaoke." "[Oh but your so good at it.]" "you are going to pay for this." "[Oh come on be a sport. tell you what you sing for other stories and chapters and I well let you go to ssj3 in my stories.]" ". Fine deal but it has to be included in this one to." "[Glad you see things my way.]" Any way Vegeta got back to his actual training in the gravity room where after two hours of very intense training he was able to achieve ssj3. Vegeta was impressed by how much his power increased but he still wasn't satisfied with how much power he had obtained. He thought to himself {maybe I should go after the other parts of me and get stronger.}

So the next day Vegeta grabbed his dimension-warping device some poison {just in case} the two handguns and the sniper rifle. After acquiring the tools he set off to a field close to his house and activated the dimension- warping device and off he went.

As Vegeta's vision started to clear he found himself in what he remembered to be the balcony of old throne room on planet Vegeta. He had a clear view of the other him but knew that neither the rifle nor pistol would not be enough to kill him so he decided to sit back and wait for his moment to strike. From what he gathered there was to be a special ceremony that day. Vegeta remembered how he enjoyed these kind of things as a kid as all ways involved some kind of reenactment of a famous battle and was quite curious what kind of battle would be reenacted on this day. An announcer had stepped forward and was now standing in front of the throne and spoke. "Today there will be a reenactment of the events of 5 years ago in the coliseum so let us head there to view it." A smirk filled Vegeta's face, as he knew that this was goning to be good as only the best of battle were allowed to be reenacted in the coliseum. "Hey buddy what are you doing there?" shoot he was found out. Vegeta decided to play along with him so he could have more fun. "Uh sorry I got lost." "Well that's ok but your getting the costume all dirty." "What?" "Don't play dumb with me you're the actor who is goning to play the prince in the reenactment today and I must say that those people can work wonders as you look just like the prince." Wow Vegeta could not believe it as when he was a kid he wanted to be in one of these and now he had the opportunity to be the lead. oh he was so goning to enjoy this. "Well let's go and get the final rehearsal done and get on with the show."

Vegeta was lead to a room with all of the actors in it that strangely resembled people that looked like people he knew in his world. They were also named the same as the people he knew so there would be no problem in learning their names. "Ok people the play is goning to consist of two acts in the first act you are going to do the rebellion against Frieza." Wow this day was becoming better and better. Not only would he be in a reenactment but also it would be one where he got to kill his archrival. "So for this act you will mock fight the guards get into the base and fight the Frieza robot that will transform just like the real thing when you hit the trigger spot. Now what I need to know is do you know the big bang attack," he said as he pointed his finger at Vegeta. "Of course I do." "Ok then you need to finish off the robot with the bba while in ssj ok." "Ok." "Ok then people I will explain act two at intermission so go out there and do this play right."

On the stage Vegeta found that he was enjoying himself very much as the experience was just magical. Of course it helped that the play was on a topic that he found well suited toward his ability's. But when he saw Frieza robot he could barely hold in his laughter at how accurate it was toward the real thing. But he decided to go at a pace that was a little faster than what the director wanted.

After act one Vegeta sat down in the dressing room resting as the whole experience had left him quite tired, the director entered the room looking pleased. "Ok people that was good and it seemed to generate a lot of momentum so lets carry that into act two." All of the actors shouted out that they agreed with him. "Ok with that done in this act you will have to do the rebellion against King Cold and Cooler got it. and you remember that you finish off King Cold with a bba and Cooler with a final flash while ssj 2 Ok." Vegeta nodded his head. "Ok then lets go out and finish this performance so we can get to the party." They all agreed and went off to start the second act.

Vegeta found himself having even more fun in this act as the fights were more intense and the action seemed to be getting better and better per second. Vegeta really got into the whole acting thing and decided to show off some of his better moves and it seemed to really get the crowd into the performance. At the end Vegeta had to take many applause, as the crowd absolutely love it. Back in the dressing room he was told that the king wanted to meet him in a private room in the castle.

Vegeta walked to the room that the king had requested that he meted him in {it was easy to find as the castle was just like the one in his youth}. Vegeta entered the room to find two chairs {the king was in one of them} and a table with two cups and a bottle of liquid on it. "Sit down" the king ordered. Vegeta did, as the king said as to defy a king on planet Vegeta was worse that death {not that it mattered to him as he could take them out with one shot}. "Actor I am most pleased with the performance that you put on stage but what I would like to know is how you got my style of fighting all most perfect?" Wow Vegeta could not believe it he was getting a good praise for his performance from the king an honor only a few could experience. but he had to think fast as the question he had asked was going to be tricky to answer. "Well sir you see I was able to watch you in practice fights and from those I was able to learn your complex fighting plans" {I hope he bought that}. "Only from watching me fight and yet you learned that much. impressive here let us drink," he said as he handed Vegeta a glass with the liquid in it. Vegeta took a sip from the glass and a brief smile lit his face, as this particular drink was one of his favorite drinks of all time. The king turned around and Vegeta thought that this would be the perfect time to slip the poison into the king's drink but he was to slow as by the time he had his hand in his pocket he had all ready had turned around. "Good sir for your performance I would like to give you this medal and invite you to dinner at the royal chamber." Vegeta took his hand off the poison as the though of home cooked food was just simply too much for him to ignore as despite Bulma's efforts it simply wasn't the same.

Later that evening Vegeta found himself at the party enjoying some of the treats that he simply could not get any more now that he lived on earth so he made sure to enjoy every last bite. As things went on Vegeta slipped the poison into the king's drink and left to go back to his own dimension.

Vegeta found himself in the same field as he had started in. he decided to retest himself as he started his same fly around the world and time it routine. After the test was done he found a bigger change in his time. He had figured that it was because this one was much stronger than the other he had eliminated. With all he had taken in Vegeta Was quite tired so he decided to head back home and get some rest before he head out to get another one of him.

As Vegeta arrived home he simply fell on the couch. To tired to move he simply went to sleep. "Vegeta get up," said a familiar voice. Vegeta opened his eyes to see Bulma and Trunks standing right in front of him. Vegeta sat up. "What now" Vegeta said. "Oh Vegeta you did forget didn't you." Vegeta was nervous he had to think fast, what had he forgotten now. "Of course I haven't uh. happy anniversary," he said as he got on one knee. Bulma put an angry look on her face. "Our anniversary is not for 4 months. today is the special day that we go out to the park with goku and his family to the park to celebrate 5 years after the death of cell." "Oh and what if I don't go?" "Well then you can do house work for the next 3 years." Vegeta was about to start an argument but he thought that if he did that he would never get to go hunt for the other people that would make him stronger so he kept his mouth shut and went along with it.

"Well there is chapter 2. Chapter 3 won't be up for awhile so enjoy this while you can."