Author's Note: I don't own either the Yu-Gi-Oh or a Dr. Seuss Copyright, but you should enjoy this story any ways!

Ham I am- Chapter 1

I went to KaibaCorp's Cafeteria to have a ham sandwich (mmm... Ham!). And just when I went to take a bite, it jumped out of my hands! " Hey," I said. "Can I eat you in this room?"

"No, You can't eat me in this room! I hate saliva, it's my doom!" Yugi: O_O (Sandwich runs into blimp, Intercom comes on.) Kaiba: Attention duelists! The finals will now begin.
After a long search for the renegade sandwich, Yugi boards the blimp. After watching the boorishly long duel between Kaiba and Isis, Yugi goes to bed. Sandwich (Jumps onto Yugi's bed with knife): I will kill you in this room, your saliva is my doom, and so I must kill you in a zoom! Yugi (waking up): You won't kill me in this room, even though saliva's your doom, I will kick you out. (BAROOM!)
The sandwich is locked out. His next target is Kaiba! It knocks on his door, but Kaiba opens it only to close it on the pile of deli meats cutting it in half. The half inside his room goes over to Mokuba only to find that there is a sardine in his mouth! Mokuba: mmm... Fishy, Fishy, Fishy. Ticked off, it goes through the vent at the end of the room and into the hallway. Its counterpart helps paste the two together with Mayo. Sandwich: I know where to go now!
The end- OR IS IT?