Bladebreakers and the Ducky
By: HH
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade.
Author's Notes: Next up is everyone's fave blader, mister crabby, Kai!
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Chapter Five
Kai and the Rubber Ducky
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Kai Hiwatari entered the evil bathroom and started the water to the
tub. He looked in the toilet and saw a rubber ducky inside, and wondered
how it got there. Not my problem, he thought, and left it there. It was
going to become his problem.
~
Hilary was in a bad mood. You probably know why. She stomped around
and sat in a different corner than the "cracked" Kenny.
As we know, Tyson was poking everyone. That meant he was going to
poke Hilary sometime. He did. Bad, bad Tyson. No, dead Tyson. It
happened. Poke.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Hilary screamed. Oh boy, dead Tyson.
"DID...YOU...JUST...POKE...ME?!"
"Yeah," Tyson said, and so the chase started.
~
As Kai was peacefully relaxing in the tub- oh, you know. The ducky.
It jumped out of the toilet when he wasn't looking and into the water.
Eew. From the toilet. Kai spotted it, remembered where it used to be, and
freaked.
Just kidding.
~
Oh boy. Hilary was madly chasing Tyson for poking her in a bad mood.
Can I say she was cursing? Never knew there were so many in the English
language. I will not list them here, for it might haunt you forever.
Neway, Ray, Max, and even Kenny, stared like wide eyed maniacs. It
would've been sooo cool if they all said,"OOH..." but they didn't. Sigh.
Wait. CRASH.
~
Kai raised a disgusted eyebrow and picked up the duck. The duck had
gotten too annoyed in one day to let this human get away. Kai bammed it
hard on the head.
"Join us," it managed to quack through a cracked beak.
"I don't talk to toys," Kai said. Didn't that just count? He talked
to it...
~
At the same time Tyson and Hilary knocked over a lamp, the bed Max
was jumping on split in half. Oh great. Everyone stopped what they were
doing and broke out in laughter at Max, who said,"Ow..." I wonder if they
know how much that damage will cost...
~
"I don't care what you just said," Kai said. "Whatever, dumb duck."
The duck was mad, oh so mad. As it was about to lunge at Kai, Kai
held it down with his foot, like stepping on it. GO KAI!!! Kai got out,
still on the duck, and stomped on it one more time before leaving the
bathroom and the injured duck. I mean squished duck. Kai didn't tell the
others about the duck because he had too much pride to admit he talked to a
rubber bath toy.
"Next," he said to the laughing maniacs in the main room.
~
Author's Notes: Read and review! Speaking of reviewers, I would like to
thank Sirius Black Here for her ideasand great reviews. My own ficfan!
Wow... I would've used your pocket knife idea, but I couldn't think of a
way to continue it. Next chappie is the second to last one. My man, Max,
is up next!
By: HH
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade.
Author's Notes: Next up is everyone's fave blader, mister crabby, Kai!
~
Chapter Five
Kai and the Rubber Ducky
~
Kai Hiwatari entered the evil bathroom and started the water to the
tub. He looked in the toilet and saw a rubber ducky inside, and wondered
how it got there. Not my problem, he thought, and left it there. It was
going to become his problem.
~
Hilary was in a bad mood. You probably know why. She stomped around
and sat in a different corner than the "cracked" Kenny.
As we know, Tyson was poking everyone. That meant he was going to
poke Hilary sometime. He did. Bad, bad Tyson. No, dead Tyson. It
happened. Poke.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Hilary screamed. Oh boy, dead Tyson.
"DID...YOU...JUST...POKE...ME?!"
"Yeah," Tyson said, and so the chase started.
~
As Kai was peacefully relaxing in the tub- oh, you know. The ducky.
It jumped out of the toilet when he wasn't looking and into the water.
Eew. From the toilet. Kai spotted it, remembered where it used to be, and
freaked.
Just kidding.
~
Oh boy. Hilary was madly chasing Tyson for poking her in a bad mood.
Can I say she was cursing? Never knew there were so many in the English
language. I will not list them here, for it might haunt you forever.
Neway, Ray, Max, and even Kenny, stared like wide eyed maniacs. It
would've been sooo cool if they all said,"OOH..." but they didn't. Sigh.
Wait. CRASH.
~
Kai raised a disgusted eyebrow and picked up the duck. The duck had
gotten too annoyed in one day to let this human get away. Kai bammed it
hard on the head.
"Join us," it managed to quack through a cracked beak.
"I don't talk to toys," Kai said. Didn't that just count? He talked
to it...
~
At the same time Tyson and Hilary knocked over a lamp, the bed Max
was jumping on split in half. Oh great. Everyone stopped what they were
doing and broke out in laughter at Max, who said,"Ow..." I wonder if they
know how much that damage will cost...
~
"I don't care what you just said," Kai said. "Whatever, dumb duck."
The duck was mad, oh so mad. As it was about to lunge at Kai, Kai
held it down with his foot, like stepping on it. GO KAI!!! Kai got out,
still on the duck, and stomped on it one more time before leaving the
bathroom and the injured duck. I mean squished duck. Kai didn't tell the
others about the duck because he had too much pride to admit he talked to a
rubber bath toy.
"Next," he said to the laughing maniacs in the main room.
~
Author's Notes: Read and review! Speaking of reviewers, I would like to
thank Sirius Black Here for her ideasand great reviews. My own ficfan!
Wow... I would've used your pocket knife idea, but I couldn't think of a
way to continue it. Next chappie is the second to last one. My man, Max,
is up next!
