A/N: Okay, I'm back because people told me to. Right...
Kenshin...I mean... Himura-san sat, grumbling in a corner of the dojo, anxiously awaiting his dinner.
"Where could they be?" Himura-san exclaimed. "I hope the Shinsengumi didn't get them!"
:: It's the Meiji era now, dimwit!:: Kenshin shouted from his mental cage.
(Just shut up, Shinta. I don't need you.) Himura-san retorted. (But if it's the Meiji era, then does this mean that... the Shinsengumi are defeated?!)
:: Yes, you good for nothing. :: Kenshin snapped in a very not Kenshin manner. ::You can't get anything straight! I think I should be in charge! Hurry up and hurt Miss Kaoru!::
(You want me to bash your mental skull in?!) Himura-san snarled at Kenshin.
:: ORO?!:: Kenshin asked in a very Kenshin-like way.
(You sound so stupid when you do that, numskull. Where did you ever learn that? I don't eve remember that and I am you!) Himura-san glared Kenshin's way.
:: Actually...:: Kenshin said, thoughtfully. And then he went into a terrible flashback that the readers will hate, but I don't really care because it will enhance the story....
---Flashback to right after the Bakumatsu-
Kenshin had just dumped his blue gi into the river and watched it go downstream when he realized that he didn't own another gi. Grumbling, he sat down under a tree to think about all of his wrongdoing and all of that nonsense when an older samurai walked over to him.
"Can I help you, kind sir?" Kenshin asked. The samurai studied him and glanced over to his sakabatou.
"This one is a rurouni. One with no destination. This one wants to know what you have been through," the old samurai said. He took off his sword and sat down.
"I was a manslayer and I feel bad now, so now I'm going to become a... peace maker dude," Kenshin replied to the man.
"Sessha sees... you would make a good rurouni, that you would," the old man said. "This one thinks all you need is a little... rurouni-ing." The man unwrapped a package and pulled out a tattered pink-----
KENSHIN: Magenta...!
----Er... magenta (!) gi. Kenshin took it and put it on.
"Now all you need is the secret rurouni language. When you want to speak of yourself, say 'sessha' or 'this one'. When to address others, call them -dono or -san. Give them respect. And at the end of most of your sentences, try to put: 'De gozaru' or 'that it is, that I am, that you should, etc.' got it? Oh and also when you are surprised, say 'ORO!'," the old man hid his snigger with a cough.
"I understand, sir," Kenshin said. "I mean, this one understands, sir!"
"That's my boy! Now put that gi on and become a wanderer!" the man grinned.
"You mean rurouni?"
"Yes, they are... the same thing. Now go and explore the world, good son!" the samurai laughed. Kenshin gave a goofy grin and stood up, wearing the gi.
"This one is ready," Kenshin said. "Uh... Goodbye, sir! And thank you!"
"What a doofus!" the samurai sniggered after Kenshin had disappeared from his sight. "I can't believe he believed me! Whew... rurouni! Ha! Not even a real word! ORO! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Of course, our poor Kenshin doesn't know this ever happened and he is still an oro-ing rurouni.
---End flashback---
::And that is why I say what I say,:: Kenshin concluded. ::Because of the wise one's words that were spoken to this one!:: Himura-san sweatdropped.
(You're a strange one,) Himura-san muttered. Then, Saito came into the dojo.
"Battousai?" he called in. Himura-san looked up.
"Shinsengumi!" he yelled.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: So? How was it? Good? Not good? Let me know! I've been busy, so I haven't had the time to write more, then post. My other stories are all already finished, I just have to post them! It's easier!
REVIEW RESPONSES
Sailor-Earth13: Thank you so much!
Oro-chan no tenshi: Not what I meant. I meant that the event wreaked havoc in his life... I'm sorry if I called battousai an "it" anywhere else, I didn't mean to... ^_^
Misha: Good! You're not lost! When I first thought of this, I thought people would be confused, so I didn't write it, but I tried! Thank you!
Penguin27: Thanks for your review!
Neko_Katakura: Thanks! I am continuing! I will continue to continue, but it might take a while, so bare with me!
Kenshin...I mean... Himura-san sat, grumbling in a corner of the dojo, anxiously awaiting his dinner.
"Where could they be?" Himura-san exclaimed. "I hope the Shinsengumi didn't get them!"
:: It's the Meiji era now, dimwit!:: Kenshin shouted from his mental cage.
(Just shut up, Shinta. I don't need you.) Himura-san retorted. (But if it's the Meiji era, then does this mean that... the Shinsengumi are defeated?!)
:: Yes, you good for nothing. :: Kenshin snapped in a very not Kenshin manner. ::You can't get anything straight! I think I should be in charge! Hurry up and hurt Miss Kaoru!::
(You want me to bash your mental skull in?!) Himura-san snarled at Kenshin.
:: ORO?!:: Kenshin asked in a very Kenshin-like way.
(You sound so stupid when you do that, numskull. Where did you ever learn that? I don't eve remember that and I am you!) Himura-san glared Kenshin's way.
:: Actually...:: Kenshin said, thoughtfully. And then he went into a terrible flashback that the readers will hate, but I don't really care because it will enhance the story....
---Flashback to right after the Bakumatsu-
Kenshin had just dumped his blue gi into the river and watched it go downstream when he realized that he didn't own another gi. Grumbling, he sat down under a tree to think about all of his wrongdoing and all of that nonsense when an older samurai walked over to him.
"Can I help you, kind sir?" Kenshin asked. The samurai studied him and glanced over to his sakabatou.
"This one is a rurouni. One with no destination. This one wants to know what you have been through," the old samurai said. He took off his sword and sat down.
"I was a manslayer and I feel bad now, so now I'm going to become a... peace maker dude," Kenshin replied to the man.
"Sessha sees... you would make a good rurouni, that you would," the old man said. "This one thinks all you need is a little... rurouni-ing." The man unwrapped a package and pulled out a tattered pink-----
KENSHIN: Magenta...!
----Er... magenta (!) gi. Kenshin took it and put it on.
"Now all you need is the secret rurouni language. When you want to speak of yourself, say 'sessha' or 'this one'. When to address others, call them -dono or -san. Give them respect. And at the end of most of your sentences, try to put: 'De gozaru' or 'that it is, that I am, that you should, etc.' got it? Oh and also when you are surprised, say 'ORO!'," the old man hid his snigger with a cough.
"I understand, sir," Kenshin said. "I mean, this one understands, sir!"
"That's my boy! Now put that gi on and become a wanderer!" the man grinned.
"You mean rurouni?"
"Yes, they are... the same thing. Now go and explore the world, good son!" the samurai laughed. Kenshin gave a goofy grin and stood up, wearing the gi.
"This one is ready," Kenshin said. "Uh... Goodbye, sir! And thank you!"
"What a doofus!" the samurai sniggered after Kenshin had disappeared from his sight. "I can't believe he believed me! Whew... rurouni! Ha! Not even a real word! ORO! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Of course, our poor Kenshin doesn't know this ever happened and he is still an oro-ing rurouni.
---End flashback---
::And that is why I say what I say,:: Kenshin concluded. ::Because of the wise one's words that were spoken to this one!:: Himura-san sweatdropped.
(You're a strange one,) Himura-san muttered. Then, Saito came into the dojo.
"Battousai?" he called in. Himura-san looked up.
"Shinsengumi!" he yelled.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: So? How was it? Good? Not good? Let me know! I've been busy, so I haven't had the time to write more, then post. My other stories are all already finished, I just have to post them! It's easier!
REVIEW RESPONSES
Sailor-Earth13: Thank you so much!
Oro-chan no tenshi: Not what I meant. I meant that the event wreaked havoc in his life... I'm sorry if I called battousai an "it" anywhere else, I didn't mean to... ^_^
Misha: Good! You're not lost! When I first thought of this, I thought people would be confused, so I didn't write it, but I tried! Thank you!
Penguin27: Thanks for your review!
Neko_Katakura: Thanks! I am continuing! I will continue to continue, but it might take a while, so bare with me!
