And so Himura-san leapt up from the step that he was sitting on and drew
his sword with lightning fast speed. Then, the attacked Saito with a Ryu-
something-or-other. I don't know what it was because he was so fast when he
did it, that I didn't catch it. But I did see Saito run for cover near a
dumpster.
"Come out, Shinsengumi! Don't hide! We still have to finish our duel!" Himura-san shouted. Saito cowered in fear behind the dumpster. Himura-san yelled while Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. And I do believe you have the picture.
-Meanwhile...-
Kaoru, Sano, and Yahiko walked over to Saito's house. (How they know where his house is is way out of my comprehension.) They knocked on the door and it was answered by Tokio, Saito's wife. Of course, none of them knew this.
"Can I help you?" Tokio asked. Sano started to talk.
"No, actually I don't see why we asked help from that idiotic Saito anyway!" he said, looking at Kaoru. A lightbulb appeared above her head and she realized who was standing in front of them. She smacked her face hard and fell over backwards. Yahiko sweatdropped. Then, he randomly pulled out a remote control and pressed the "mute" button.
"He doesn't really think Saito is... idiotic!" Yahiko grinned sheepishly at Tokio, a sweatdrop still suspended on his cheek. He swatted at it. Of course, it wouldn't go away because it is supposed to show his emotions kind of. He smacked it hard.
"OUCH!" Yahiko yelped. He grabbed the fat part of the sweatdrop and attempted to rip it off of his face. It did come off, but with his face as well. He turned his blank head to Sano, who attempted to scream and was unable to because of the mute. He stood there, a horrified look on his face, his mouth WIDE open. Yahiko sweatdropped again, but since his face was no longer there, the sweatdrop fell off and stuck to the floor.
"Are you two okay?" Tokio asked. Yahiko nodded his head and turned back to Sano, who appeared to still be screaming. He pulled out the remote control and pushed the mute button again.
"AHHHHHH...!" Sano yelled. Yahiko sniggered with his detached face. He pressed the mute button again.
"AHHHH!_______HHHHHHH!_________HHHHHH___...!" Sano screamed as Yahiko pressed the button again and again and again.
"Ha ha ha ha!" Yahiko laughed and pulled a bottle of paste out of his pocket. Then, he glued his face back on his head. Tokio gave them a very disturbed look and slammed the door. Kaoru jumped up.
"Miss...uhhhh..." Kaoru sweatdropped. "She's gone."
"Yeah," Yahiko said, glue dripping from his hairline and from his nose. Kaoru gave him a look and stared at the still-screaming Sano. The sweatdrop that had fallen on the floor jumped up and flew to Sano's head. It stuck there, making him look really stupid.
"Sano? HEEEEEELLLOOOOO! SANOOOO!" Kaoru yelled in his face.
"Hee hee," Yahiko giggled. He held up the remote control. Kaoru sighed and smacked her face again, falling on the floor with a big BANG!
-Meanwhile-
Saito was still cowering behind a dumpster, whimpering like a puppy when he happened to stick his hand into his pocket. He pulled a piece of paper and read it. It was the instructions from Tokio on what to do if he ever got into a fight with an arch enemy. It read: Scratch your butt and lock yourself in a mental cage. Saito gave a dazed look, then started feverishly scratching his butt and trying to lock himself in a mental cage.
Himura-san aka Battousai started yelling again.
"SHINENGUMI! GET OUT HERE!" Battousai cried. There was no answer. Then, Saito walked to from behind the dumpster, sword in hand.
"Goro Fujita is gone," Saito smirked. "The wolf is back."
-Back to Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sano-
There was a knock at the door. Tokio walked over and opened it, revealing a VERY tall person- about 13 feet tall with a long overcoat on. There was the face of a child resting on the neck of the person, but the child had a mustache.
"Can I help you?" Tokio asked. The boy/man/person who was very tall cleared his throat.
"Yes, you can. I was wondering if you could make me dinner," the head said.
"That was stupid, you idiot!" a woman's voice came from the stomach. The head looked down to the area where the voice came from and shouted:
"Could you have done any different, UGLY?!"
"You guys! Stop! Let's try to convince, her, not freak her out, okay?" the groin area commanded. "Gosh, you guys are heavy!"
"Shut up, roosterhead!" the head yelled to the groin. "Let's walk away." He turned to Tokio. "Thank you." The head turned to the left, the feet to the right, and the body twisted in an odd way.
"OUCH!" a woman's voice yelled from the stomach. A lump appeared at around the side area and then disappeared. At around the same time as the lump disappeared, a voice yelled:
"ITAI! That hurt, missy! Go and kick me like that!"
"Kaoru! Sano! Let's all go to the right!" the head commanded.
"Okay," the man's voice at the bottom said. "On the count of three, one, two, three!" The head and body turned to the right, but the feet went to the left. The head wobbled and with a loud scream, disappeared in the large collar of the jacket.
"Other right, dummy!" the woman's voice yelled.
"Sorry," the man's voice said. The head appeared above the collar again and sweatdropped.
"NOO!" the head yelled. He shook his head vigorously to get rid of the sweatdrop. The sweatdrop wouldn't go away, but the mustache fell off and flew way with the wind. "My fake mustache!" the head yelled. "Hurry, Sano! Run to your left! To the LEFT!" The legs turned to the left and began to run, the head slowly tilting backwards along with the body. Then, the body fell off altogether along with the head and the legs continued to run, the coat trailing on the floor behind them.
"Ow..." Kaoru moaned, rubbing her head. "SANO! COME BACK!" Yahiko was wrestling with the sweatdrop on the floor, and Sano finally turned around and ran back. Since the coat was over his head, he couldn't see where he was going and crashed into the wall next to te two fallen body parts.
"Okay..." Tokio said, hiding a smile and a confused look. Then, she slammed the door.
WILL SANO, KAORU, AND YAHIKO EVER GET DINNER? WHY DOES SCRATCHING HIS BUTT HELP SAITO BRING MIBU'S WOLF OUT OF HIM? FIND OUT THESE ANSWERS AND MORE IF I EVER CONTINUE!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED (I think) A/N: Now should I continue continuing? Or not? Let me know!
REVIEW RESPONSES:
PianZoe: Thank you for reviewing! I'm glad that you think that my story is funny. I think that this chapter was funnier, but I'll let you tell me what you think. Anyway, thanks, and I continued continuing.
Sailor-Earth13: Thanks for the review. Here's another acknowledgment. Sure, flashbacks are fun. This one didn't have any, though. I'm keeping going until no one tells me to.
Oro-chan no tenshi: Sure. Thanks for the review. Well, Battousai still isn't an 'it'. He's a...uh... mental dude that likes taking over Kenshin's body when he has the time. Right, anyway, I hope you liked the chapter!
"Come out, Shinsengumi! Don't hide! We still have to finish our duel!" Himura-san shouted. Saito cowered in fear behind the dumpster. Himura-san yelled while Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. Himura-san yelled. Saito cowered. And I do believe you have the picture.
-Meanwhile...-
Kaoru, Sano, and Yahiko walked over to Saito's house. (How they know where his house is is way out of my comprehension.) They knocked on the door and it was answered by Tokio, Saito's wife. Of course, none of them knew this.
"Can I help you?" Tokio asked. Sano started to talk.
"No, actually I don't see why we asked help from that idiotic Saito anyway!" he said, looking at Kaoru. A lightbulb appeared above her head and she realized who was standing in front of them. She smacked her face hard and fell over backwards. Yahiko sweatdropped. Then, he randomly pulled out a remote control and pressed the "mute" button.
"He doesn't really think Saito is... idiotic!" Yahiko grinned sheepishly at Tokio, a sweatdrop still suspended on his cheek. He swatted at it. Of course, it wouldn't go away because it is supposed to show his emotions kind of. He smacked it hard.
"OUCH!" Yahiko yelped. He grabbed the fat part of the sweatdrop and attempted to rip it off of his face. It did come off, but with his face as well. He turned his blank head to Sano, who attempted to scream and was unable to because of the mute. He stood there, a horrified look on his face, his mouth WIDE open. Yahiko sweatdropped again, but since his face was no longer there, the sweatdrop fell off and stuck to the floor.
"Are you two okay?" Tokio asked. Yahiko nodded his head and turned back to Sano, who appeared to still be screaming. He pulled out the remote control and pushed the mute button again.
"AHHHHHH...!" Sano yelled. Yahiko sniggered with his detached face. He pressed the mute button again.
"AHHHH!_______HHHHHHH!_________HHHHHH___...!" Sano screamed as Yahiko pressed the button again and again and again.
"Ha ha ha ha!" Yahiko laughed and pulled a bottle of paste out of his pocket. Then, he glued his face back on his head. Tokio gave them a very disturbed look and slammed the door. Kaoru jumped up.
"Miss...uhhhh..." Kaoru sweatdropped. "She's gone."
"Yeah," Yahiko said, glue dripping from his hairline and from his nose. Kaoru gave him a look and stared at the still-screaming Sano. The sweatdrop that had fallen on the floor jumped up and flew to Sano's head. It stuck there, making him look really stupid.
"Sano? HEEEEEELLLOOOOO! SANOOOO!" Kaoru yelled in his face.
"Hee hee," Yahiko giggled. He held up the remote control. Kaoru sighed and smacked her face again, falling on the floor with a big BANG!
-Meanwhile-
Saito was still cowering behind a dumpster, whimpering like a puppy when he happened to stick his hand into his pocket. He pulled a piece of paper and read it. It was the instructions from Tokio on what to do if he ever got into a fight with an arch enemy. It read: Scratch your butt and lock yourself in a mental cage. Saito gave a dazed look, then started feverishly scratching his butt and trying to lock himself in a mental cage.
Himura-san aka Battousai started yelling again.
"SHINENGUMI! GET OUT HERE!" Battousai cried. There was no answer. Then, Saito walked to from behind the dumpster, sword in hand.
"Goro Fujita is gone," Saito smirked. "The wolf is back."
-Back to Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sano-
There was a knock at the door. Tokio walked over and opened it, revealing a VERY tall person- about 13 feet tall with a long overcoat on. There was the face of a child resting on the neck of the person, but the child had a mustache.
"Can I help you?" Tokio asked. The boy/man/person who was very tall cleared his throat.
"Yes, you can. I was wondering if you could make me dinner," the head said.
"That was stupid, you idiot!" a woman's voice came from the stomach. The head looked down to the area where the voice came from and shouted:
"Could you have done any different, UGLY?!"
"You guys! Stop! Let's try to convince, her, not freak her out, okay?" the groin area commanded. "Gosh, you guys are heavy!"
"Shut up, roosterhead!" the head yelled to the groin. "Let's walk away." He turned to Tokio. "Thank you." The head turned to the left, the feet to the right, and the body twisted in an odd way.
"OUCH!" a woman's voice yelled from the stomach. A lump appeared at around the side area and then disappeared. At around the same time as the lump disappeared, a voice yelled:
"ITAI! That hurt, missy! Go and kick me like that!"
"Kaoru! Sano! Let's all go to the right!" the head commanded.
"Okay," the man's voice at the bottom said. "On the count of three, one, two, three!" The head and body turned to the right, but the feet went to the left. The head wobbled and with a loud scream, disappeared in the large collar of the jacket.
"Other right, dummy!" the woman's voice yelled.
"Sorry," the man's voice said. The head appeared above the collar again and sweatdropped.
"NOO!" the head yelled. He shook his head vigorously to get rid of the sweatdrop. The sweatdrop wouldn't go away, but the mustache fell off and flew way with the wind. "My fake mustache!" the head yelled. "Hurry, Sano! Run to your left! To the LEFT!" The legs turned to the left and began to run, the head slowly tilting backwards along with the body. Then, the body fell off altogether along with the head and the legs continued to run, the coat trailing on the floor behind them.
"Ow..." Kaoru moaned, rubbing her head. "SANO! COME BACK!" Yahiko was wrestling with the sweatdrop on the floor, and Sano finally turned around and ran back. Since the coat was over his head, he couldn't see where he was going and crashed into the wall next to te two fallen body parts.
"Okay..." Tokio said, hiding a smile and a confused look. Then, she slammed the door.
WILL SANO, KAORU, AND YAHIKO EVER GET DINNER? WHY DOES SCRATCHING HIS BUTT HELP SAITO BRING MIBU'S WOLF OUT OF HIM? FIND OUT THESE ANSWERS AND MORE IF I EVER CONTINUE!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED (I think) A/N: Now should I continue continuing? Or not? Let me know!
REVIEW RESPONSES:
PianZoe: Thank you for reviewing! I'm glad that you think that my story is funny. I think that this chapter was funnier, but I'll let you tell me what you think. Anyway, thanks, and I continued continuing.
Sailor-Earth13: Thanks for the review. Here's another acknowledgment. Sure, flashbacks are fun. This one didn't have any, though. I'm keeping going until no one tells me to.
Oro-chan no tenshi: Sure. Thanks for the review. Well, Battousai still isn't an 'it'. He's a...uh... mental dude that likes taking over Kenshin's body when he has the time. Right, anyway, I hope you liked the chapter!
