-Let me out!- Goro yelled from his mental cage. He started to cry. Saito stared at him with an evil expression.

/What are you talking about?/ Saito asked, still giving the evil look. /You're such a crybaby!/ Goro just sobbed even more.

"SHINSENGUMI!" Battousai yelled at Saito. He attacked with a very-fast-not- slow-Ryu-something-or-other attack. Saito attacked with his Gatotsu. They met in the middle, clanging their swords together.

"STOP CALLING ME SHINSENGUMI!" Saito shouted at Battousai. Battousai snorted, then coughed because he wasn't good at it.

"So? You are the Shinsengumi to me!" Battousai laughed and snorted again. "But I want to make it quick. I need dinner! Where is that Kaoru woman?"

"She's getting the dinner!" Saito replied. "Now let's finish our duel!" They attacked.

-Back with Yahiko, Sano, and Kaoru-

"That was brilliant!" Kaoru growled sarcastically. Sano gave her a sheepish look.

"What? That wasn't my idea entirely!" Sano exclaimed. Yahiko looked skeptical.

"Who else helped you, then?" Yahiko asked, rolling his eyes.

"Mr. Duckie!" Sano grinned like a kid in a candy store and held up a rubber duck. "He said that he had a brilliant idea and... GASP! Mr. Duckie! How could you lie to me? It wasn't a brilliant idea, Mr. Duckie! I was betrayed!" Yahiko sweatdropped.

"OH NO! IT'S AN EVIL BLUE THING-A-DING!" Yahiko yelled sadly. He swatted it, but missed and smacked his head instead. Then, he stood up and started running around, trying to get it off his face. Kaoru sighed.

"Am I the only NORMAL one here?" Kaoru wondered aloud. She sighed.

"No," Sano said. His fist was right over the duck's head, right about to smash it in. "You're the weirdest one! You married KENSHIN!"

Kaoru said, "That doesn't make me weird! Kenshin's a very wonderful guy! Anyone would give their front teeth to marry him!" (Random fangirls run over and nod their heads vigorously, then run off to find Kenshin.)

"Fine," Sano sniffed. "Anyway, I have to finish knocking the rubber out of Mr. Duckie!" His fist clenched tight... and...

-Back with Battousai and Saito-

:: Please, take my body to where Sano and the others are! HURRY!:: Kenshin yelled out of his mental cage.

(Why?) Battousai questioned, still in a stance so that he coud attack Saito at will.

:: Because Mr. Duckie is going to be killed!:: Kenshin cried. Battousai sighed.

(Fine, but afterwards, I get to fight the Miburo!) Battousai snapped.

-Sano, Kaoru and Yahiko-

... Sano's fist came down in slow motion. .....

"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE, MMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!! !!" Sano yelled. (A/N: Basically, he said: Die, Mr. Duckie.) Battousai ran in and felt his fingers close around the cute yellow duck, and since this is slow motion, but Battousai is REALLY fast, he danced around before finishing the scene by running down the road and stopping. Sano's fist hit the ground, making a giant hole.

"YEOWCH!" Sano yelled clutching his aching fist. "I didn't know that Mr. Duckie was so hard! Oh, that was the ground." He peered into the hole and saw something interesting.

"What is it?" Yahiko asked, the sweatdrop having faded away. Sano bent over, an amused look on his face.

"Is it buried treasure?" Kaoru asked hopefully. Sano shook his head.

"Nope! It's..." Sano started.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"Yes?" Yahiko, Kaoru and Battousai asked.

"It's..." Sano said.

"GET ON WITH IT, ROOSTER HEAD!" Battousai shouted angrily. Sano took a deep breath.

"China!" Sano squealed with glee. Everyone sweatdropped, including Saito, who had appeared from nowhere. Even I sweatdropped. (A/N: Did you sweatdrop too? Tell me if you review!)

"Don't you think that we'd see America or something if we're already so close to China?" Saito asked. Sano grinned.

"Maybe my hole was really lopsided, so I can see China!" Sano grinned. Saito sighed as did Battousai. Yahiko was trying to wrench the newly formed sweatdrop off of his face and Kaoru was staring, heart-eyed at Battousai. Battousai looked over at her and blushed. Yes, Battousai BLUSHED. Then, Kaoru took off the heart-shaped sunglasses and cleaned the lenses. Battousai scowled. DARN! Anyway, back to the whole China issue.

"Ahou, that isn't China!" Saito yelled. "It's the ground with lots of little cracks in it!"

"So? China is ground with lots of little cracks in it!" Sano protested. Saito sighed and shook his head.

"Let's fight, Shinsengumi!" Battousai yelled.

"Okee-dokee, Ishin-Shishi!" Saito grinned evilly. Just then, Goro Fujita's mental cage broke and he shoved Saito out of the way.

"What happened?" Goro wondered. "All I remember is scratching my butt..." Sano, Kaoru and Yahiko all sniggered at that one.

/You idiot!/ Saito yelled from his mental cage. /You had to go say that! It's too bad that I smiled and let you out.../

-Hey, me?- Goro asked. Saito grumbled a 'yes?' -Why does scratching my butt make you come out?-

/Because Tokio said so./ Saito said. /And I like getting my butt scratched./

"I WANT DINNER!" Battousai yelled his war cry and attacked Goro. With a yelp, Goro scratched his butt and ran toward the mental cage. The final battle had begun.

TO BE CONTINUED, I BELIEVE...

A/N: I know, not funny, but I was experiencing a time of... not funniness. Oh well. Anyway, review away. You know you want to...

REVIEW RESPONSES:

PianZoe: Thank you. Okay, this should be done soon. As soon as
Battousai turns back into Kenshin and they get dinner and Saito and
Battousai fight and so on... (AND as soon as Yahiko gets over his fear
of sweatdrops...) Anyway, thanks!

SAILOR-MOON-FAN1: Thanks for reviewing. I don't think anyone will get killed, though you never know. Hee hee, I might do something bad to them... the world could explode... or even something... BETTER. Mua ha ha ha...

Oro-chan no Tenshi : Kenshin face! I like it! I don't think it got any better this chappie, but you never know. Maybe you thought it was funny. Oh well...