Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh's characters, places, or names, kind of
like we don't own that castle in Scotland yet. But the key word there is
yet.
A/n: Woo! I get to type Ryou's part! He's got a good part in this chappie!
*dances around* *hangs head* Yes, this is Sora typing now.
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Twilight singer: This is the third shoutout I've written to you today, plus that email. Hehehehe. I don't know why, but I think that's funny. I'm weird, sorry. ^__^;;;;
Chapter Four
"Oh. I don't see Mai. Thought she was out here. Well, I'll leave you two be." Tea quickly shuts the door. "Why did you leave? I thought I had lost you. again." Mai is once again possessed. "You never lost me."
~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*
Tea is in her room, regretting her mistake. "I'm sorry, Mai."
~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~
"So, Ryou, see any flaws in this plan?" Ryou takes out a red pen and reads it while walking down the hall.
"Well, Bakura, you don't know how many guards are in the castle- you might want to find that out first. Secondly.. You spelled 'Egyptian' wrong. It doesn't have two 'g's' in it."
"Oh, shut up, hikari."
Bandit Keith walks by. "Yet another dweeb talking to himself."
Bakura takes over. "Don't compare us to that stupid pharaoh and his runt of a host."
Keith holds up his hands. "Whoa... dweeb, don't go senile on me. I know this great therapist..."
Bakura pulls out a knife and cackles. "I don't need a therapist, you pathetic mortal!"
"Ok, alright. Well, here's his card in case you all change your mind."
Ryou takes over. "Thanks. Cheerio!"
Keith nods. "Sure, dweebs." He runs off.
Bakura calls after him, "I'll kill you later, you pathetic moratl!"
"Bakura! Quit threatening people! If you're going to threaten people, make sure they're teachers... or lawyers... or poeple like Jerry Springer!" Bakura shudders.
Tea comes running up. "Ryou, I need help!"
Bakura answers her. "Ok. First-" He looks down at his plans. "Do you know how many guards are in the palace?"
"Uhh.... 42."
Bakura scribbles down the number. "Thanks. For that- I'll make your death quick and painless." Ryou takes over.
"Quite sorry about him."
"Right."
"So, what do you need help with?" She drags him off. They go past Joey and Tristan.
Tristan sighs. "Man... even *Ryou* has a girl before I do." Tea hits him over the head and drags Tyou off. They go to Tea's room.
"What seems to be the matter, Tea?"
Tea sighs. "I've done something really bad." Bakura eagerly listens. "You know Pegasus's wife? That isn't his wife. It's Mai."
"Oh, my."
"Yes... Mai."
"No- possessive my. M-y."
"Oh."
"So, how are you involved in this?" He gives her a concerned look.
"I was the one who talked her into it. And I gave her the makeover."
"Maybe we should tell Yugi about this. He seems to know what to do a lot."
Bakura takes over. "Don't go near him. Baka pharaoh."
They go off to Yugi's room, passing Tristan and Joey again.
Tristan grins. "Where are you two lovebirds going?" SMACK.
Tea rolls her eyes. "Yugi's room."
"Oh. So you're having a threesome?" SMACK.
Ryou shakes his head. Ryou and Tea walk off.
"Why do ya have such a sick mind, Tristan?"
"Chicks love the sick mind."
Joey sweatdrops. "Yeah... sure..."
"I bet I can get a girlfriend before you can!"
"You're on! I bet my Red Eyes Black Dragon on it!"
Yes, he did just bet his not-quite-so powerful Red Eyes Black Dragon on it.
Tristan nods. "Fine. If I lose, then I get to date your sister!"
"If you lose, you're never going near my sister." He walks off.
"Really got to find girlfriend.Oh!" He runs off.
~*~**~*~*~*~**~
Joey runs into Mai and Pegasus. They're... kissing, as most couple ten to do. Joey is hurt. "Mai?"
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Another cliffie. Hahahahaha. Well, we will update soon! Have a good weekend everyone! R/r!
~Sora and Silver~
Shoutouts:
Momentum: We're glad you liked the chappie. We had the greatest time writing it.. And this one too. ^__~
Wildteen0052: Thanks for reviewing! Hope you like this one!
Twilight singer: This is the third shoutout I've written to you today, plus that email. Hehehehe. I don't know why, but I think that's funny. I'm weird, sorry. ^__^;;;;
Chapter Four
"Oh. I don't see Mai. Thought she was out here. Well, I'll leave you two be." Tea quickly shuts the door. "Why did you leave? I thought I had lost you. again." Mai is once again possessed. "You never lost me."
~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*
Tea is in her room, regretting her mistake. "I'm sorry, Mai."
~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~
"So, Ryou, see any flaws in this plan?" Ryou takes out a red pen and reads it while walking down the hall.
"Well, Bakura, you don't know how many guards are in the castle- you might want to find that out first. Secondly.. You spelled 'Egyptian' wrong. It doesn't have two 'g's' in it."
"Oh, shut up, hikari."
Bandit Keith walks by. "Yet another dweeb talking to himself."
Bakura takes over. "Don't compare us to that stupid pharaoh and his runt of a host."
Keith holds up his hands. "Whoa... dweeb, don't go senile on me. I know this great therapist..."
Bakura pulls out a knife and cackles. "I don't need a therapist, you pathetic mortal!"
"Ok, alright. Well, here's his card in case you all change your mind."
Ryou takes over. "Thanks. Cheerio!"
Keith nods. "Sure, dweebs." He runs off.
Bakura calls after him, "I'll kill you later, you pathetic moratl!"
"Bakura! Quit threatening people! If you're going to threaten people, make sure they're teachers... or lawyers... or poeple like Jerry Springer!" Bakura shudders.
Tea comes running up. "Ryou, I need help!"
Bakura answers her. "Ok. First-" He looks down at his plans. "Do you know how many guards are in the palace?"
"Uhh.... 42."
Bakura scribbles down the number. "Thanks. For that- I'll make your death quick and painless." Ryou takes over.
"Quite sorry about him."
"Right."
"So, what do you need help with?" She drags him off. They go past Joey and Tristan.
Tristan sighs. "Man... even *Ryou* has a girl before I do." Tea hits him over the head and drags Tyou off. They go to Tea's room.
"What seems to be the matter, Tea?"
Tea sighs. "I've done something really bad." Bakura eagerly listens. "You know Pegasus's wife? That isn't his wife. It's Mai."
"Oh, my."
"Yes... Mai."
"No- possessive my. M-y."
"Oh."
"So, how are you involved in this?" He gives her a concerned look.
"I was the one who talked her into it. And I gave her the makeover."
"Maybe we should tell Yugi about this. He seems to know what to do a lot."
Bakura takes over. "Don't go near him. Baka pharaoh."
They go off to Yugi's room, passing Tristan and Joey again.
Tristan grins. "Where are you two lovebirds going?" SMACK.
Tea rolls her eyes. "Yugi's room."
"Oh. So you're having a threesome?" SMACK.
Ryou shakes his head. Ryou and Tea walk off.
"Why do ya have such a sick mind, Tristan?"
"Chicks love the sick mind."
Joey sweatdrops. "Yeah... sure..."
"I bet I can get a girlfriend before you can!"
"You're on! I bet my Red Eyes Black Dragon on it!"
Yes, he did just bet his not-quite-so powerful Red Eyes Black Dragon on it.
Tristan nods. "Fine. If I lose, then I get to date your sister!"
"If you lose, you're never going near my sister." He walks off.
"Really got to find girlfriend.Oh!" He runs off.
~*~**~*~*~*~**~
Joey runs into Mai and Pegasus. They're... kissing, as most couple ten to do. Joey is hurt. "Mai?"
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Another cliffie. Hahahahaha. Well, we will update soon! Have a good weekend everyone! R/r!
~Sora and Silver~
