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Shoutouts:
Twilight Singer: Well, the Marauders would be proud if Sirius and Remus weren't cowering in fear. More sick thoughts from Tristan in this chapter. Hope you enjoy them too. ^__^
Sakuuya: We give you a pair of virtual Funny Bunny slippers. Also a coupon for a session with Dr. Peredhil. ^__^
Momentum: Drama? What drama? We're never thinking about drama when we write this. Your wait is over. ^__^
Sakurelle: Well, it's updated again! Hope you enjoy! ^__^
Arielle: Well, we have no idea how it's going to end. It might be Joey/Mai. But it might not. It might be Mokuba/Mai. Hehe. ^__^
Cute Hottie(Lily): Well, we ran out of paper and were too lazy to reach 2 ft. away and grab some more. ^__^
A/n: ^__^
Chapter Five
Joey runs off.
"That was odd." Max sighs. "Teenagers these days…"
Mai tries to run after him, but one of her legs won't move. Max gives her a weird look.
"I have to go after him!"
Cecilia replies, "But I have to stay here!"
"Do not!"
"Do too."
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Why?"
"Because I haven't seen my husband in seven years!" Max is still confused, to say the least.
"Cecilia, are you alright?"
Bandit Keith comes up casually, stealing random things off tables. Well, he's called 'bandit' for a reason.
"Look lady, I know this great therapist-"
"My wife doesn't need a therapist! You do!"
"- cured me of my schizophrenia. We're all good now." He smiles broadly.
Mai and Cecilia both yell, "Shut up!"
"Now, we weren't that bad."
"Leave my wife alone before I call security!" Navar* the Spirit of the Eye takes over the billionaire's body.
"Or I'll send you to the shadow realm!"
"I will not send people to the shadow realm!"
"But I will."
Mai shakes her head. "Cecilia, did you have to marry someone so crazy?"
"He's not crazy!"
"He's talking to himself!"
"What you think we look like?"
"Good point."
Bandit Keith walks off. "Man, being around all these schizos is making us schizo."
~*~*~*~
Tea and Ryou enter Yugi's room. Yugi and Yami are talking to the Dark Magician. The Dark Magician is apparently complaining about not having a girlfriend. But Tea can't hear him. Only Yugi and Yami can because they believe in the Heart of the Cards.
"Yugi, we need some help here." She interrupts. "It's about Pegasus, you know, the one we came here to defeat?"
"We'll solve this later, Dark Magician." He puts the card back in his deck. "What do you need?" Tea begins to explain.
~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan are outside the door.
Joey asks, "Should we go in?"
"No, they could be doing something."
"Of course they're doing something."
"I mean something we don't want to see."
"You perverted freak!"
"What? You're just upset about your crush kissing some rich guy." Joey starts dragging Tristan in. Tristan covers his eyes. "No! You can't make me!"
Yugi, Ryou, and Tea look at him weird.
"See? They weren't doing anything sick."
Tea smacks Tristan.
"Ow! What did I say?"
Tea sits back down. "Pervert!"
Yugi ignores them. "So, what do you need?"
Joey angrily replies, "Who in here knew that Mai likes Pegasus?" Tea looks the other way. "Tea! You knew?"
"It's not her that likes him."
"I saw her kissing him!"
"That was his wife!"
"No, it was Mai."
"Cecilia!"
"Mai!"
"Cecilia!"
"Mai!"
"Cecilia!"
"Mai!"
"Hello, is Serenity there?" He's on Tea's cell phone.
Joey sighs. "Even my own best buddy is against me."
"Hey! That's my phone!" Tea yells.
Yugi goes back to talking to the Dark Magician because nothing is getting done. Ryou takes over and starts correcting Bakura's *top secret* plans.
"Hey, Yugi?"
"Yes?"
"Can you help me look over these plans?"
"Sure."
"Don't let the baka pharaoh's host look at them!" Bakura snaps.
Yami looks up. "Do you want to take this outside?"
"Bring it on." He glares.
Tea stops yelling at Tristan and turns to them. "We are not going to fight! Friends don't fight!"
"But friends let other friends use their phones."
"Friends don't go through friend's purses, Tristan!"
"You're right. Joey, I'll stop going through your purse."
"Hey!"
Mai comes in, dressed in her normal clothes.
"Hey, Joey."
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*Navar is the Spirit of the Eye from Indigo Tantarian's Three-In-One combo.
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