Warning: This fiction was created by the twisted minds of Pepe Lepew and
Kinky Typo. Both of these writers have been notified as highly insane and
their stories have been labeled as "outrageously hilarious" and "highly
idiotic."
Beware: Characters in this story are entirely.umm.primitive and must be handled with caution. Nudity, profanities, exposure to stupidity, embarrassing sexual situations, saiyan mating calls and rituals, and a ton more of strange things will occur in this story.
Symptoms of Exposure: Outrageous outburst of uncontrollable laughter; laughter so hard that tearing of the eyes may occur. If these symptoms occur stop reading, take a brake, and then continue where you left off.
Disclaimer: Pepe and Typo hold no ownership of any Dragon Ball Z characters, except for Vegeta who's chained to our doghouse outside our home! ^_^ Just joking, we don't hold any ownership over anything other than the story line and the box we live in! Enjoy!!!
PLANET OF THE SAIYANS
Day One: Part B
Bulma stood inside the cave as the gorilla-Saiyans ran around grabbing their prized possessions then bringing them to her. They would show her flowers, pottery, and even animal skins, which were basically their ONLY possessions. Bulma would just smile a sarcastic smile and comment "yeeeaaaaahh.nice." Then they would beam with joy, proud that she had enjoyed their things. Bulma watched them run to a friend grunting and hooting as if saying, "She liked mine better!"
After the Saiyans showed Bulma all their belongings, they began to bring her bowls and plates of some type of fruit and vegetables. Bulma just set the platters to the side and took just a taste of each; some weren't all that bad.
Bulma laid her head back on the cool cave wall; letting everything around her set in. She lifted her head up when the sound of hooting and yelling erupted through the cave. She watched as the Saiyans started jumping and screaming at the arrival of Vegeta and Nappa pulling a big hollowed out tree trunk, which was filled with dino meat.
Vegeta and Nappa hauled the large platter into the center of the cave next to the large fire. Vegeta hissed at any Saiyan that dared reach for the food. He swatted at a female who tried to grab a dinosaur leg and growled with his teeth bared when she hissed back. The female quickly retreated to the back of the cave in fright.
Chichi came in from outside holding Gohan, who ran by Bulma and sat a couple feet away from her and just stared at her as if Bulma was the only being in the room. Chichi communicated with the group and they all got quiet. She then went to Vegeta and grunted in his ear. He nodded in understanding and handed her a small piece of meat. Chichi nodded her head in thanks before she approached Bulma. "To our guest, our moon goddess."
Bulma thanked her and took a bite. As she chewed it she could feel all the Saiyans' eyes watching her like a hawk. She forcefully swallowed the tough meat. "It's great.taste like chicken," she exclaimed with a forced smile and at that they all began to fall in line for their food, glad that she liked it.
As they approached the feed trough, Vegeta would divide the huge amount into equal portions to all of the tribe members. And as amazingly as it sounds, they were actually all equal proportions.
Bulma sighed and soaked in the sounds of meat tearing, loud chewing, smacking lips, slurps, grunts and a whole lot of other content sounds the Saiyans made as they "peacefully" ate.
Bulma looked out around the open cave and saw all the Saiyans hunched over their food, carefully guarding it from the other tribe members. Some leaned against the wall in their own solitude while others used each other to prop themselves into sitting positions.
After all the food was devoured, a couple strange jugs filled with a weird rootbeer beverage were distributed around to all the grown-ups. Bulma sipped the liquid when it was passed to her. It was a tangy rooty and fruity flavor that clung to your taste buds even after the liquid was gone.
Vegeta sat back against the cave wall, looking content with himself. He smirked, knowing what he was going to do next, belch. But not just belch, but released a HUGE belch. The sound of the blast echoed off the walls, silencing everyone in the cave. All of a sudden the Saiyans erupted with grunts and snorts, oh's and ah's, not to mention howls and yells. Then it all got quiet, but it was short lived as each Saiyan male started to compete against one another in a belching contest, which for Bulma seem to be a burping symphony. Bulma couldn't help but laugh as the highs and lows of the belches rang out in the cave.
Then when everyone was all burped-out, Radditz released the worst, the raunchiest, loudest, most life-destroying fart Bulma had ever experienced in her entire life. Unfortunately for Bulma. Radditz was just an amateur. She had to learn it the hard way that Saiyans were a harsh race, and when she said harsh, she meant harsh. Their gas could knock out an entire army!!
Bulma sat in horrified shock as the cave was filled with the worst kinds of smells one could ever image. And if that wasn't bad enough it got worse. The sounds, oh the sounds. there were wet ones, dry ones, long ones, short ones, and even some that sounded like they put a hole in their loincloths and those were the ones that would give even the bravest warrior nightmares for the rest of their life.
Finally, whether it was the smell, or the horridness of it all, we will never know, but Bulma could stand it no longer. She was about to stand up and leave when she felt a bubble in her throat. The bubble grew and before she could stop it, she had released a belch of such magnitude that the Saiyans' pride had been put into the balance. Bulma quickly covered her mouth and blushed in embarrassment.
Chichi's eyes grew large and she leaned in to whisper into Bulma's ear, "You have just destroyed the Prince's record. You had the loudest and longest belch of them all! Wow!!!"
Vegeta, needing to protect his dignity, took a drink and beat on his chest, trying to muster up the biggest, most powerful belch that the entire planet had ever heard. He began to inhale all the air his lungs could hold and began to create the belch to end all belches.
Bulma, seeing he was preparing to blast her, took a big bite of dino meat. While she was chewing the tough, overcooked meat, Vegeta released his weapon of choice. The most enormous belch that man and Saiyans alike had ever heard. The sound vibrated the walls making pots and bowls rattle on the cave floor. And this was a sturdy stone cave!
Bulma was not about to accept this, " Oh no, you're not beating me!" She began to guzzle down more root-fruit liquid.
For once in her life, Bulma was glad to be a daddy's girl. She felt the bubble form in her throat, then roll up into her mouth. When she opened her mouth, a tiny belch came out, she heard a few grunts and chuckles. 'I'm not done yet.you just wait!' and then she released a colossal belch which enveloped the cave with massive sound. After that, a long silence fell over the overcrowded cave.
Vegeta grunted. His eyes large at the understanding of what she just did. She had just matched him--completely!!! He stood up on two feet; his face was an emotionless mask as he walked towards the 'Woman'.
Bulma wondered silently what the consequences would be for her actions. She had almost outmatched the Saiyan Prince in a burpathon, which was like defying his authority.wasn't it?
Vegeta sat down next to Bulma and started to grunt approving grunts, then he began to roughly pat her on the back. Only what was a little tap for a Saiyan was a massive shove for a human and he made Bulma loose her balance.
Bulma cried out as she was jolted forward. She threw her hands out in front of her to keep from slamming into the ground. Bulma push herself back up into her sitting position with a stunned expression on her face. She shook her head and laughed nervously next to Vegeta.
Chichi leaned over to Bulma's right ear and stated that now would be a good time to get back to her "fallen star" before it got dark, and another contest started up again. Chichi also told Bulma that if she needed a guide, she could take Goku, Chichi's pet name for Kakorot, or of course Vegeta would accompany her.
"Umm. I think I'll be okay. I can remember the way back, but thanks anyway!" Bulma smiled at Chichi as they stood outside the cave entrance. Bulma took a couple steps down the footpath that would lead her back to her space pod when she turned back to Chichi. "Chichi, you might want to hold Vegeta back for me.heh" She pointed at Vegeta who was crouched down on all fours camouflaged with branches from a bush with two mud streaks on his cheeks under his eyes like war paint.
"I think he wishes to go with you. to be your guardian. He'll probably stay outside your fallen star for the night to make sure you're safe. He's a very good warrior, our best!
"Well, I'm not that bad of a fighter either.I was in the missionaries!" Bulma stated proudly. She glanced down at Vegeta who had found another pile of mud and was smearing it all over his face in a war-like fashion. "And besides. I have to take a bath, I smell like a monkey"
"Oh! A bath! Well, then, follow me! We have a bathing area!" Chichi excitedly grabbed Bulma's hand and started to drag her away from the cave down another path to their left.
"But it's getting dark! Even you said that!" Bulma tried to change Chichi's mind, but her attempts were futile. She was dragged down what seemed like a tunnel of vegetation. White lilacs laced the walls and ceiling giving Bulma the feeling she was walking through paradise.
Meanwhile, back at the woodland path, Vegeta looked up from his amazing mud pile and noticed the women were gone. "Eh?" He grunted as he looked around. He started sniffing the air searching for Bulma's scent. Vegeta inhaled the night air and when he caught onto her scent, he quickly dropped down on all fours and bounded after the two women. He soon caught up with them, and noticed Bulma was staring blankly at the small sectioned off part of the lake.
'No way' Bulma thought monotoned as she looked out at all the nude Saiyans splashing and dunking each other in the cool blue water. ' I've got my own nice, private shower in my pod...there's no way I'm going in there naked!' She glanced at Radditz. He smiled at her as a series of bubbles rose to the surface behind him. The Saiyans around him groaned and threw their hands up to their face. They quickly swam away trying to escape the toxic fumes. Radditz just grunted to himself like "what's their problem?"
Bulma's eyes continued to scan the area, taking in the docks that branched out over the rippling water. Torches were everywhere, on the dock, all around the lake, and even on platforms that floated on the water.
Vegeta came bounding past Chichi and Bulma. As he passed the two women, he ripped off his loincloth and threw it over his shoulder. He grunted and yelled as he splashed into the water, catching the other men's attention. The male Saiyans seemed come to life as they realized Vegeta's arrival and began a Saiyan dunking contest.
Bulma was too stunned to blink. She just stood there thinking of what she had just seen. When Vegeta had ripped off his loin cloth, he was left bare bottomed, and Bulma didn't just see his ass, but also saw the whole package. And he was packing A LOT!
Finally she mustered enough nerves to blink her eyes and actually move. She reached up to her head and pulled Vegeta's loincloth off, which unfortunately for Bulma landed on her. "That was disgusting." She slowly mumbled looking at the loincloth she held in between two fingers.
"It is a custom to bathe after dinner." Chichi said as she watched Gohan approach her, ready for his bath. She smiled at him. "Ready Gohan?" she asked as she took off his loincloth. He shook his head up and down. Then a slick look came across his face as he eyed Bulma from head to toe.
Gohan looked up at Bulma smiling as he reached up and violently ripped her bathrobe from her body. Before Bulma had the time to react, the little pervert took off running down the beach leaving Bulma screeching in the most high-pitched voice ever heard to Saiyans ears.
The men all stopped mid-action and looked up at the beach. The Saiyans that were play choking with each other froze with their hands still wrapped around the others throat, as they slowly turned to the direction of the scream.
Vegeta stopped wrestling with Kakorot. His eyes bulged as he took in the beautiful sight in front of him. A slight trickle of blood dripped from his nose but he easily wiped it with the back of his hand. Vegeta then smirked and he sensually licked his lips, lust taking over his mind.
All the female Saiyans had continued their normal routine: washing the clothes, bathing the men and children. Then they noticed that all the men's attention was focused on the bank. Out of curiosity they turned to look, too. When they saw Bulma, each and every one of them (except for Chichi) seethed with jealousy. She was too perfect! It was as if she was an angel sent from the high heavens. She had the perfect form: supple curves, long slender legs, and blue hair that framed her body. Any man would be out of their mind not to want her. She stood with her arms covering her protruding chest and she had jumped behind a short bush to cover her lower half of her sex. Bulma was completely red in the face, whether it was from anger or embarrassment the Saiyans didn't know nor care.
Vegeta came out of the water, nude of course, and picked her up the 'sack- of-potatoes' way. He hollered and hooted to his comrades as he carried a kicking and screaming Bulma into the luke-warm water. The men all came swimming at top speed, trying to catch a sneak-peek of the heaven-sent angel. They encircled the two, but Vegeta began to growl threateningly, showing his fangs at them as he did so. They stopped a yard away from the possessive Vegeta but that was close enough to have a good view of Bulma's rump. Vegeta dropped Bulma in the water after the other Saiyans backed off. As soon as she collided with the waters surface all the Saiyans moved into a tightly packed circle around Vegeta and Bulma.
The men all stood peering over each other's shoulders, trying to see where the blue angel went. When she didn't surface immediately, they began to grunt to each other asking where she was. Vegeta became angry with the others for rushing up to HIS woman like that and was so busy shoving and chewing them out that he didn't notice right away that Bulma was not in the middle of the circle anymore.
Bulma had remembered which way Gohan had ran and when she was dropped, she headed for that direction. As she went down, she had to swim between outstretched legs, getting good views of Saiyan erections in the process.
Gohan had tiptoed up to the edge of the water to see if he could see any of the action on the other side. He then noticed bubbles in the water. He was squatting down to get a closer look when Bulma exploded through the water and grabbed him by the wrist then pulled him under. In his attempt to escape his captor, Gohan let go of his prized bathrobe, giving Bulma the perfect chance to grab it.
Bulma pulled Gohan to the surface and pushed him up on the beach. Then she pulled herself onto the beach and jerked her soaked bathrobe on. "How DARE you, you little menace?!!" She angrily yelled at Gohan. He coughed and sputtered then started whimpering.
"Aww, come on, it's ok, I won't kill you. this time." Bulma joked. She was going to say more but she was cut short by savage cries coming from the other side of the beach. She stared wide-eyed at the stampede of male Saiyans charging straight towards her. She quickly whispered into Gohan's ear to tell them she went back to the cave and shot off toward her pod thinking of its safety. She heard them closing in on her, so she ducked behind a bush and found Gohan there. 'How the hell did he get here?'
"Hey, follow me. I can show you a short-cut!!" He said in his little kiddy voice.
"YOU CAN SPEAK JAPANESE!!!" Bulma hissed through clenched teeth. She quickly hushed up when she heard the sound of pounding feet echo through the forest.
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans ran past their bush followed by Chichi yelling out, "Don't be so modest Bulma!"
Bulma felt Gohan tugging on her bathrobe, he knew better than to pull it off again. She turned and followed Gohan into the forest back to her nice, modest pod.
Out Take 1 of stampede:
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans run past their bush, all except Radditz, who stops in front of the bush. Silence. All of a sudden the bush prop is ripped off the ground and we see Bulma and Gohan sitting. Radditz: "Come here lil' lady." Bulma starts to giggle then breaks out into laughter as Radditz hoists her up over his head and carries out to the rest of the group. Radditz: "Who's up for an orgy?!"
CUT!!
Out Take 2 of stampede:
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans run past their bush. Bulma peeks out to see Goku stop and jump in the middle of the bush across from them. He rips it up around his waist and takes off running to catch up with the others. It looks like a puffy tutu around him * Laughter sounded from Bulma and crew members in the back ground *
Out Take 3 of stampede:
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans ran past their bush, all except Nappa, who stops in front of the bush with his legs spread out. * Psssssssss * Bulma: "Oh my God!! Stop! Stop it!!! Hey stop we're behind here!! Stop peeing over here!!! Ahhh!!" Nappa: "Oh, I'm so sorry Mrs. Briefs!! I thought it was the other bush!! Sorry!" Gohan: "I've got tinkle on meeee.mommy."
Author's Note:
So what did you think about the second chapter? Poor, poor Bulma *shakes head sadly.* I feel sorry for her.really I do and it only gets worse. So get ready for another chapter of "Planet of the Saiyans".but only if you review! So review! And Pepe and myself want to thank all the people that left positive reviews! We loooove you ^ . ^
Beware: Characters in this story are entirely.umm.primitive and must be handled with caution. Nudity, profanities, exposure to stupidity, embarrassing sexual situations, saiyan mating calls and rituals, and a ton more of strange things will occur in this story.
Symptoms of Exposure: Outrageous outburst of uncontrollable laughter; laughter so hard that tearing of the eyes may occur. If these symptoms occur stop reading, take a brake, and then continue where you left off.
Disclaimer: Pepe and Typo hold no ownership of any Dragon Ball Z characters, except for Vegeta who's chained to our doghouse outside our home! ^_^ Just joking, we don't hold any ownership over anything other than the story line and the box we live in! Enjoy!!!
PLANET OF THE SAIYANS
Day One: Part B
Bulma stood inside the cave as the gorilla-Saiyans ran around grabbing their prized possessions then bringing them to her. They would show her flowers, pottery, and even animal skins, which were basically their ONLY possessions. Bulma would just smile a sarcastic smile and comment "yeeeaaaaahh.nice." Then they would beam with joy, proud that she had enjoyed their things. Bulma watched them run to a friend grunting and hooting as if saying, "She liked mine better!"
After the Saiyans showed Bulma all their belongings, they began to bring her bowls and plates of some type of fruit and vegetables. Bulma just set the platters to the side and took just a taste of each; some weren't all that bad.
Bulma laid her head back on the cool cave wall; letting everything around her set in. She lifted her head up when the sound of hooting and yelling erupted through the cave. She watched as the Saiyans started jumping and screaming at the arrival of Vegeta and Nappa pulling a big hollowed out tree trunk, which was filled with dino meat.
Vegeta and Nappa hauled the large platter into the center of the cave next to the large fire. Vegeta hissed at any Saiyan that dared reach for the food. He swatted at a female who tried to grab a dinosaur leg and growled with his teeth bared when she hissed back. The female quickly retreated to the back of the cave in fright.
Chichi came in from outside holding Gohan, who ran by Bulma and sat a couple feet away from her and just stared at her as if Bulma was the only being in the room. Chichi communicated with the group and they all got quiet. She then went to Vegeta and grunted in his ear. He nodded in understanding and handed her a small piece of meat. Chichi nodded her head in thanks before she approached Bulma. "To our guest, our moon goddess."
Bulma thanked her and took a bite. As she chewed it she could feel all the Saiyans' eyes watching her like a hawk. She forcefully swallowed the tough meat. "It's great.taste like chicken," she exclaimed with a forced smile and at that they all began to fall in line for their food, glad that she liked it.
As they approached the feed trough, Vegeta would divide the huge amount into equal portions to all of the tribe members. And as amazingly as it sounds, they were actually all equal proportions.
Bulma sighed and soaked in the sounds of meat tearing, loud chewing, smacking lips, slurps, grunts and a whole lot of other content sounds the Saiyans made as they "peacefully" ate.
Bulma looked out around the open cave and saw all the Saiyans hunched over their food, carefully guarding it from the other tribe members. Some leaned against the wall in their own solitude while others used each other to prop themselves into sitting positions.
After all the food was devoured, a couple strange jugs filled with a weird rootbeer beverage were distributed around to all the grown-ups. Bulma sipped the liquid when it was passed to her. It was a tangy rooty and fruity flavor that clung to your taste buds even after the liquid was gone.
Vegeta sat back against the cave wall, looking content with himself. He smirked, knowing what he was going to do next, belch. But not just belch, but released a HUGE belch. The sound of the blast echoed off the walls, silencing everyone in the cave. All of a sudden the Saiyans erupted with grunts and snorts, oh's and ah's, not to mention howls and yells. Then it all got quiet, but it was short lived as each Saiyan male started to compete against one another in a belching contest, which for Bulma seem to be a burping symphony. Bulma couldn't help but laugh as the highs and lows of the belches rang out in the cave.
Then when everyone was all burped-out, Radditz released the worst, the raunchiest, loudest, most life-destroying fart Bulma had ever experienced in her entire life. Unfortunately for Bulma. Radditz was just an amateur. She had to learn it the hard way that Saiyans were a harsh race, and when she said harsh, she meant harsh. Their gas could knock out an entire army!!
Bulma sat in horrified shock as the cave was filled with the worst kinds of smells one could ever image. And if that wasn't bad enough it got worse. The sounds, oh the sounds. there were wet ones, dry ones, long ones, short ones, and even some that sounded like they put a hole in their loincloths and those were the ones that would give even the bravest warrior nightmares for the rest of their life.
Finally, whether it was the smell, or the horridness of it all, we will never know, but Bulma could stand it no longer. She was about to stand up and leave when she felt a bubble in her throat. The bubble grew and before she could stop it, she had released a belch of such magnitude that the Saiyans' pride had been put into the balance. Bulma quickly covered her mouth and blushed in embarrassment.
Chichi's eyes grew large and she leaned in to whisper into Bulma's ear, "You have just destroyed the Prince's record. You had the loudest and longest belch of them all! Wow!!!"
Vegeta, needing to protect his dignity, took a drink and beat on his chest, trying to muster up the biggest, most powerful belch that the entire planet had ever heard. He began to inhale all the air his lungs could hold and began to create the belch to end all belches.
Bulma, seeing he was preparing to blast her, took a big bite of dino meat. While she was chewing the tough, overcooked meat, Vegeta released his weapon of choice. The most enormous belch that man and Saiyans alike had ever heard. The sound vibrated the walls making pots and bowls rattle on the cave floor. And this was a sturdy stone cave!
Bulma was not about to accept this, " Oh no, you're not beating me!" She began to guzzle down more root-fruit liquid.
For once in her life, Bulma was glad to be a daddy's girl. She felt the bubble form in her throat, then roll up into her mouth. When she opened her mouth, a tiny belch came out, she heard a few grunts and chuckles. 'I'm not done yet.you just wait!' and then she released a colossal belch which enveloped the cave with massive sound. After that, a long silence fell over the overcrowded cave.
Vegeta grunted. His eyes large at the understanding of what she just did. She had just matched him--completely!!! He stood up on two feet; his face was an emotionless mask as he walked towards the 'Woman'.
Bulma wondered silently what the consequences would be for her actions. She had almost outmatched the Saiyan Prince in a burpathon, which was like defying his authority.wasn't it?
Vegeta sat down next to Bulma and started to grunt approving grunts, then he began to roughly pat her on the back. Only what was a little tap for a Saiyan was a massive shove for a human and he made Bulma loose her balance.
Bulma cried out as she was jolted forward. She threw her hands out in front of her to keep from slamming into the ground. Bulma push herself back up into her sitting position with a stunned expression on her face. She shook her head and laughed nervously next to Vegeta.
Chichi leaned over to Bulma's right ear and stated that now would be a good time to get back to her "fallen star" before it got dark, and another contest started up again. Chichi also told Bulma that if she needed a guide, she could take Goku, Chichi's pet name for Kakorot, or of course Vegeta would accompany her.
"Umm. I think I'll be okay. I can remember the way back, but thanks anyway!" Bulma smiled at Chichi as they stood outside the cave entrance. Bulma took a couple steps down the footpath that would lead her back to her space pod when she turned back to Chichi. "Chichi, you might want to hold Vegeta back for me.heh" She pointed at Vegeta who was crouched down on all fours camouflaged with branches from a bush with two mud streaks on his cheeks under his eyes like war paint.
"I think he wishes to go with you. to be your guardian. He'll probably stay outside your fallen star for the night to make sure you're safe. He's a very good warrior, our best!
"Well, I'm not that bad of a fighter either.I was in the missionaries!" Bulma stated proudly. She glanced down at Vegeta who had found another pile of mud and was smearing it all over his face in a war-like fashion. "And besides. I have to take a bath, I smell like a monkey"
"Oh! A bath! Well, then, follow me! We have a bathing area!" Chichi excitedly grabbed Bulma's hand and started to drag her away from the cave down another path to their left.
"But it's getting dark! Even you said that!" Bulma tried to change Chichi's mind, but her attempts were futile. She was dragged down what seemed like a tunnel of vegetation. White lilacs laced the walls and ceiling giving Bulma the feeling she was walking through paradise.
Meanwhile, back at the woodland path, Vegeta looked up from his amazing mud pile and noticed the women were gone. "Eh?" He grunted as he looked around. He started sniffing the air searching for Bulma's scent. Vegeta inhaled the night air and when he caught onto her scent, he quickly dropped down on all fours and bounded after the two women. He soon caught up with them, and noticed Bulma was staring blankly at the small sectioned off part of the lake.
'No way' Bulma thought monotoned as she looked out at all the nude Saiyans splashing and dunking each other in the cool blue water. ' I've got my own nice, private shower in my pod...there's no way I'm going in there naked!' She glanced at Radditz. He smiled at her as a series of bubbles rose to the surface behind him. The Saiyans around him groaned and threw their hands up to their face. They quickly swam away trying to escape the toxic fumes. Radditz just grunted to himself like "what's their problem?"
Bulma's eyes continued to scan the area, taking in the docks that branched out over the rippling water. Torches were everywhere, on the dock, all around the lake, and even on platforms that floated on the water.
Vegeta came bounding past Chichi and Bulma. As he passed the two women, he ripped off his loincloth and threw it over his shoulder. He grunted and yelled as he splashed into the water, catching the other men's attention. The male Saiyans seemed come to life as they realized Vegeta's arrival and began a Saiyan dunking contest.
Bulma was too stunned to blink. She just stood there thinking of what she had just seen. When Vegeta had ripped off his loin cloth, he was left bare bottomed, and Bulma didn't just see his ass, but also saw the whole package. And he was packing A LOT!
Finally she mustered enough nerves to blink her eyes and actually move. She reached up to her head and pulled Vegeta's loincloth off, which unfortunately for Bulma landed on her. "That was disgusting." She slowly mumbled looking at the loincloth she held in between two fingers.
"It is a custom to bathe after dinner." Chichi said as she watched Gohan approach her, ready for his bath. She smiled at him. "Ready Gohan?" she asked as she took off his loincloth. He shook his head up and down. Then a slick look came across his face as he eyed Bulma from head to toe.
Gohan looked up at Bulma smiling as he reached up and violently ripped her bathrobe from her body. Before Bulma had the time to react, the little pervert took off running down the beach leaving Bulma screeching in the most high-pitched voice ever heard to Saiyans ears.
The men all stopped mid-action and looked up at the beach. The Saiyans that were play choking with each other froze with their hands still wrapped around the others throat, as they slowly turned to the direction of the scream.
Vegeta stopped wrestling with Kakorot. His eyes bulged as he took in the beautiful sight in front of him. A slight trickle of blood dripped from his nose but he easily wiped it with the back of his hand. Vegeta then smirked and he sensually licked his lips, lust taking over his mind.
All the female Saiyans had continued their normal routine: washing the clothes, bathing the men and children. Then they noticed that all the men's attention was focused on the bank. Out of curiosity they turned to look, too. When they saw Bulma, each and every one of them (except for Chichi) seethed with jealousy. She was too perfect! It was as if she was an angel sent from the high heavens. She had the perfect form: supple curves, long slender legs, and blue hair that framed her body. Any man would be out of their mind not to want her. She stood with her arms covering her protruding chest and she had jumped behind a short bush to cover her lower half of her sex. Bulma was completely red in the face, whether it was from anger or embarrassment the Saiyans didn't know nor care.
Vegeta came out of the water, nude of course, and picked her up the 'sack- of-potatoes' way. He hollered and hooted to his comrades as he carried a kicking and screaming Bulma into the luke-warm water. The men all came swimming at top speed, trying to catch a sneak-peek of the heaven-sent angel. They encircled the two, but Vegeta began to growl threateningly, showing his fangs at them as he did so. They stopped a yard away from the possessive Vegeta but that was close enough to have a good view of Bulma's rump. Vegeta dropped Bulma in the water after the other Saiyans backed off. As soon as she collided with the waters surface all the Saiyans moved into a tightly packed circle around Vegeta and Bulma.
The men all stood peering over each other's shoulders, trying to see where the blue angel went. When she didn't surface immediately, they began to grunt to each other asking where she was. Vegeta became angry with the others for rushing up to HIS woman like that and was so busy shoving and chewing them out that he didn't notice right away that Bulma was not in the middle of the circle anymore.
Bulma had remembered which way Gohan had ran and when she was dropped, she headed for that direction. As she went down, she had to swim between outstretched legs, getting good views of Saiyan erections in the process.
Gohan had tiptoed up to the edge of the water to see if he could see any of the action on the other side. He then noticed bubbles in the water. He was squatting down to get a closer look when Bulma exploded through the water and grabbed him by the wrist then pulled him under. In his attempt to escape his captor, Gohan let go of his prized bathrobe, giving Bulma the perfect chance to grab it.
Bulma pulled Gohan to the surface and pushed him up on the beach. Then she pulled herself onto the beach and jerked her soaked bathrobe on. "How DARE you, you little menace?!!" She angrily yelled at Gohan. He coughed and sputtered then started whimpering.
"Aww, come on, it's ok, I won't kill you. this time." Bulma joked. She was going to say more but she was cut short by savage cries coming from the other side of the beach. She stared wide-eyed at the stampede of male Saiyans charging straight towards her. She quickly whispered into Gohan's ear to tell them she went back to the cave and shot off toward her pod thinking of its safety. She heard them closing in on her, so she ducked behind a bush and found Gohan there. 'How the hell did he get here?'
"Hey, follow me. I can show you a short-cut!!" He said in his little kiddy voice.
"YOU CAN SPEAK JAPANESE!!!" Bulma hissed through clenched teeth. She quickly hushed up when she heard the sound of pounding feet echo through the forest.
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans ran past their bush followed by Chichi yelling out, "Don't be so modest Bulma!"
Bulma felt Gohan tugging on her bathrobe, he knew better than to pull it off again. She turned and followed Gohan into the forest back to her nice, modest pod.
Out Take 1 of stampede:
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans run past their bush, all except Radditz, who stops in front of the bush. Silence. All of a sudden the bush prop is ripped off the ground and we see Bulma and Gohan sitting. Radditz: "Come here lil' lady." Bulma starts to giggle then breaks out into laughter as Radditz hoists her up over his head and carries out to the rest of the group. Radditz: "Who's up for an orgy?!"
CUT!!
Out Take 2 of stampede:
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans run past their bush. Bulma peeks out to see Goku stop and jump in the middle of the bush across from them. He rips it up around his waist and takes off running to catch up with the others. It looks like a puffy tutu around him * Laughter sounded from Bulma and crew members in the back ground *
Out Take 3 of stampede:
The stampede of nude, yelling, screaming, and pushing male Saiyans ran past their bush, all except Nappa, who stops in front of the bush with his legs spread out. * Psssssssss * Bulma: "Oh my God!! Stop! Stop it!!! Hey stop we're behind here!! Stop peeing over here!!! Ahhh!!" Nappa: "Oh, I'm so sorry Mrs. Briefs!! I thought it was the other bush!! Sorry!" Gohan: "I've got tinkle on meeee.mommy."
Author's Note:
So what did you think about the second chapter? Poor, poor Bulma *shakes head sadly.* I feel sorry for her.really I do and it only gets worse. So get ready for another chapter of "Planet of the Saiyans".but only if you review! So review! And Pepe and myself want to thank all the people that left positive reviews! We loooove you ^ . ^
