Disclaimer: I don't own Harvest Moon, or Radio Disney.

NOTE: Thanks for all the reviews! I really appreciate them, and this chapter is about the time when Joey goes to a radio station for no apparent reason!

Joey Goes to the Radio Disney Station!

Dear Diary,

Yo! When I woke up today, I was for some reason, not in my bed, but in the middle of a sidewalk in a city. Then I had a flashback of an angry mob chasing me after what happened at the cow festival, and I guess they got me after I went to bed, cause' I remember being gagged and knocked out. I really don't know why the villagers did this, my cow only tried to massacre everybody, she only knocked out the mayor and impaled Kai, and nobody liked them anyway. So I started walking, and walked into Radio Disney's broadcasting place thingy. I walked up into the Dj's room and he told me to be the Dj, because he had to go screw his girlfriend. I sat down in the chair and somebody called.

Joey: Hi! Who's this?

Kayla: Kayla from California.

Joey: What do you want?

Kayla: Can I request a song?

Joey: Sure!

Kayla: Cinderella by the Cheetah Girls!

Joey: That song sucks! I'll sing the Hokey Pokey for you!

Kayla: What?

Joey: Do the Hokey Pokey! Hokey Pokey! La La La La!

Joey: Wow that was good! I think I'll start a contest now! Caller number 4, wins the prize if they can answer this question: What tastes better, chicken fingers, or chicken nuggets?

Joey: Hello, who's this?

Mary: Mary from Maryland. Joey: Okay, what tastes better, chicken nuggets or chicken fingers?

Mary: Chicken fingers.

Joey: Nope, sorry, the answer was tomato soup!

Mary: How can the answer be tomato soup when that wasn't a choice?

Joey: I dunno. If anybody can answer this question correctly, I'm looking for caller number 8!

Joey: Hello who's this?

Harry: Harry from New Hampshire.

Joey: Okay, what tastes better, chicken nuggets, or chicken fingers?

Harry: Tomato soup!

Joey: Harry you won!

Harry: Oh my GOD! What did I win?!!!!

Joey: A can of beans!

Harry: I won what?

Joey: A can of beans!

Harry: I won a stinking can of beans?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: Not just any beans, Refried Beans!

Harry:............

Joey: (thinking: He's so happy he can't speak!)

Suddenly the original Dj came back and said he was done screwing his girlfriend, so he would take over.

I'm looking for about 10 more reviews, so tell me if he should go back to Flower Bud Village!