Jack the Mental Retard again
Jack: Hmmmm....... I think I'll start a chat room!
Later that day,
Jack: Yay! My first question!
Dear Jack,
My parents will only let me invite 4 people to my birthday party, but I want to invite 5. What should I do?
Bob
Jack: Invite me of course!
Bob: How will that help?
Jack: I don't know.
Bob: But you're supposed to help me!
Jack: Bob, let me tell you a story. One day I entered my chicken, Bob, in the chicken festival. For some reason, my chicken didn't win. It could've been the fact that it layed no eggs, or maybe it was because it's head was chopped off. But that isn't the point.
Bob: What does that have to do with anything?
Jack: Never enter a chicken in a chicken festival.
Bob: Then what would you enter?
Jack: My cow, Mimi!
Bob: But it's a chicken festival!
Jack: Duh! That's why you enter a cow!
Bob:????????????????
Guys, I can't think of anything! HELP!!!
Jack: Hmmmm....... I think I'll start a chat room!
Later that day,
Jack: Yay! My first question!
Dear Jack,
My parents will only let me invite 4 people to my birthday party, but I want to invite 5. What should I do?
Bob
Jack: Invite me of course!
Bob: How will that help?
Jack: I don't know.
Bob: But you're supposed to help me!
Jack: Bob, let me tell you a story. One day I entered my chicken, Bob, in the chicken festival. For some reason, my chicken didn't win. It could've been the fact that it layed no eggs, or maybe it was because it's head was chopped off. But that isn't the point.
Bob: What does that have to do with anything?
Jack: Never enter a chicken in a chicken festival.
Bob: Then what would you enter?
Jack: My cow, Mimi!
Bob: But it's a chicken festival!
Jack: Duh! That's why you enter a cow!
Bob:????????????????
Guys, I can't think of anything! HELP!!!
