Inuyasha Cam

Youko goddess: Hi! I just read a few fics like this one, so I decided to make my own as well!! So, technically the idea for this fic isn't mine, but the plot is!!

Inuyasha: Finally!! Something about me, that's good, from you!!

Youko goddess: I hope you guys enjoy this, cuz I know I will!! ^___^

Inuyasha: So? Who's my first victim?

Youko goddess: You'll find out later. Anyways, also, I don't own Inuyasha, so the best I can do is write fics..

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In Feudal Era, near the God Tree

" And what is this Kagome?" asked a very curious Inuyasha.

" This is a video camera, it's like something that can take moving portraits...you push this button, and it records whatever you're watching.." explained Kagome.

Kagome left the hanyou, with the video camera. Inuyasha sat on the ground pondering what he should do with it. He suddenly grinned, and turned it on, to film himself.

" This is the great demon Inuyasha talking, I will be following my friends around, and make a video about them...who knows?..I might get something good on them....my first victim will be.."

He turned it off, and thought about who he should film first. He thought for a while, then grinned, and turned the camera back on.

" My first victim will be.." Inuyasha gave an evil grin.

" My half-brother, Sesshomaru!!"

Inuyasha turned the video camera off, and ran off towards the Western Lands, in search of his half-brother.

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Western Lands

Inuyasha, found his half-brother's group near some hot springs. He turned the camera back on and filmed the group.

" Jaken. Watch Rin, while I go and take a bath at the hot springs."

" Yes, milord..come on you stupid human, let's go.."

Rin giggled at the toad, and took his staff of heads and ran off, after hitting him once in the head.

" This is his ward, Rin, and his retainer, Jaken.also known as the stupid toad thingy that follows Sesshomaru around.."

Jaken rubs his head and in a few moments of delirium, says something very disturbing to Inuyasha.

" Lord Sesshomaru is the image of perfection.." He gets big hearts in his eyes.

" But Lord Inuyasha is my god of perfection!!"

Inuyasha, was stunned. He runs a few miles away, and drops the camera. It was still on, so it recorded him, on the ground barfing his guts out.

(..Hey..I would do the same thing if I was in his position..)

" Aww.sick!! I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life!!"

He sits on the ground, trying to recover from this traumatizing revelation. He gets up with the camera, and goes in search of his brother again. He finds Sesshomaru at the hot springs,.....talking to himself..

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Hot Springs

Inuyasha stayed hidden in the tree, as he recorded his older brother, in the hot springs.

" Ahhh.this is just what I needed..a nice hot bath to ease my troubles away.."

" ..sounds like something Kagome would say..." he snickered.

Inuyasha tapes him while, Sesshomaru produces a bottle of Herbal Essence, which looked like it came from a certain yellow backpack..

".ahh..this feels good."

Inuyasha, turned the camera back to himself, and talked quietly.

" Well, there you have it.the Lord of the Western Lands,...talks to himself while taking a bath, and he cares for his hair, like Kagome does."

The camera is turned to Sesshomaru again, for a last look, when he says something that enrages him.

" .I can't wait to see Kagome at the hot springs tonight!!"

Inuyasha sat there, raging mad.

' How dare he spy on Kagome, while she's taking a bath?!! Miroku's bad enough, but now him?! And since when is he interested in Kagome?!!'

The camera was left forgotten in the tree, as Inuyasha jumped at Sesshomaru, while calling him a pervert, and saying that he'll tear out his guts if he tried anything funny with Kagome.

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About 2 hours later

Inuyasha retrieved the camera and decided that filming Sesshomaru was not a very good idea in the first place. Inuyasha had received numerous amounts of cuts and bruises, and had found out the truth from Kagome. Sesshomaru had been visiting Kagome at night, to train her in the upcoming battle against Naraku, as repayment for her saving Rin.

But, one thing was still unclear to him. Why did he announce to himself that he couldn't wait to see Kagome at the hot springs? That didn't make sense to him, so he just assumed that Sesshomaru simply lusts for her or something like that. He also suspected that Sesshomaru stole those bottles of shampoo as well.

He jumped back into the tree with the camera in his hands. He sat and thought for a few minutes, then turned it on.

" This is Inuyasha again. My next victim for black mail will be."

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Youko goddess: Hmm.I think it lacked something..

Inuyasha: Maybe we should have me raid his room or something!! Then have me get a shot of him in his pink teddy bear silk pajamas while he's holding a doll that looks like Kagome. And have him snore in his sleep and drool on his pillow and and and and and and and and and and

Youko goddess: Whoa!! Calm down Inuyasha!! I know your excited and all, and those ideas..umm...well...

Sesshomaru: INUYASHA!! CAME BACK HERE SO I CAN TEAR YOU TO PIECES FOR TELLING THEM THAT!!

Youko goddess: THEY'RE GREAT IDEAS!! But since you already told the readers that.I don't think it's necessary to put that into detail..

Inuyasha: Huh? Why not?

Youko goddess: Because I feel that he's been exposed enough..

Inuyasha: WHAT?!! HE GOT TO YOU DIDN'T HE??

Youko goddess: I don't know what you're talking about Inuyasha.

Sesshomaru: *hands Youko goddess a chocolate bar*

Inuyasha: HAH!! I KNEW IT!!

Youko goddess: *takes the chocolate bar* I still don't know what you're talking about...

Inuyasha: *walks away muttering about corrupted authors.*

Youko goddess: Next chapter!! Miroku, the perverted monk!! Oh, and thanks to S+S-fan, who proofread my chapter!!