Ello! I just wanted to say, I LOVE YOU REVIEWERS!! *smile* You guys are awesome! Right, anyway, I am going to be writing a few more lotr (and potc) fics, so if you have time, and dig that sort of thing you can check them out. Thanks for your time. =)

NO, NO MORE!! Forget the witty and entertaining disclaimers, I've had enough!! I don't own pirates of the Caribbean.

As the crew trudged up the stairs, making enough noise to make Tortuga jealous, Jack and Will were attempting to make it look as though they hadn't been...busy.

"Hurry up Jack!"

"You shouldn't talk, you don't have your pants on, whelp.". Will looked up at the half-naked Jack, frowning slightly. 'Jack's stupid crew *had* to come. Grrrrr.'

"Your hair is messed up."

"It's always messed up, how do you think I got dreadlocks?" Will was just zipping his fly when the door burst open.

"ELLO!!!" One-Eye screamed as the pirate crew flooded into the room. Anamarie looked at the two, yep, she was right. They had been messing around. It was so obvious, Jack's hair was all messed up.

"So, what were you up too?" Gibbs asked, completely oblivious.

"Discussing life and all it's little twists." Jack responded with uncanny ease "Right Will?" Will nodded, remembering how he had twisted a few minutes ago. 'Damn you Sparrow'. "So, what would you all be wanting that has forced you to come up here and interrupt our, discussion?" Will blinked, damn he was a good liar.

"Well, we're bored." Random Crewmember said lamely.

"Well, what's your name again?" Jack asked.

"I'm JEREMY!"

"oh, right, anyways, would you mind going out for awhile? I need you to... go find someone for me."

"Who?!" Said the crew, jumping at the chance.

"Does it involve killing someone?" Asked the homicidal Jeremy

"A man named Scott" He paused "Kreman. And no, don't kill him. We will meet you at the Pearl in one hour, no more no less, even if you can't find him. Savvy?". Will was stared at the passerby. There was an old lady scurrying across the street, carrying a huge box. It briefly crossed Will's mind that she might have been a deranged killer who sawed her victims in half and stuffed them in boxes. No? Perhaps not. Will was abruptly shaken out of his thoughts as Jack touched his back, tracing invisible lines down the fabric of his shirt.

"Come on, we've only got an hour!"

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It was about 20 minutes later, and Jack was leading Will to the place he had hidden the Pearl.

"Who is Scott Kreman anyway?"

"I dunno, I made him up."

"But Jack, what if he is a real person?"

"Does it matter? Ah, there she is. Had to keep her hidden from bloody Norrington."

"Uhhh Jack?"

"What?"

"Norrington is behind us"

"Really?" Jack peered over his shoulder, to find nothing but an old man walking his dog. "Will, you shouldn't joke like that"

"No I am serious! I saw him!" Jack fixed Will with an emotionless stare.

"Will, relax, you got me, now come on we only have about 30 minutes left"

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The crew of The Black Pearl stalked the streets silently. There weren't that many people out at this time of night, which was good and bad. Anamarie stared blankly across the street not really seeing but still staring. In the background, Gibbs and Cotton were having an argument on how to ask the next person to bring them to Scott Kreman.

"Wind in the sails, wind in the sails" Cotton's parrot argued. Gibbs looked confused for a second.

"No, we can't just ask him, we have to hold a dagger up to his neck or something". Anamarie suddenly jumped.

"That can't be!" Gibbs smiled

"See, Anamarie agrees with me."

"I saw Norrington!" Every one gave her an odd look. "I did! And he was heading for the Pearl!"

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Elizabeth stared into the darkness as her eyes adjusted. She knew it probably wasn't a good idea to rat out the Pearl to the Commodore, bringing Jack Sparrow into things involving his ship was not a very good idea. Yet, here she was, leading Norrington to the Pearl. It had been the perfect plan for revenge against Will when she had seen it moored in Zeypher Cove that morning. Now however, she was beginning to have second thoughts.

"How much farther Miss Swann?" Elizabeth mentally rolled her eyes, he had been asking that every five minutes for the last half an hour.

"Not much". Elizabeth kept walking in reality it was about a quarter of a mile until they reached the spot. Until then she would have to keep saying "not much". She just hoped they hadn't been spotted by anyone loyal to Mr. Sparrow. This would have been much easier had Commodore Norrington not insisted on wearing his red officer's uniform and white breeches.

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Jack and Will had finally reached the ship and were now in the galley

"Hey Jack, I'm thirsty, got anything to drink?"

"Eh? No not really, 'cept rum."

"Mmm ok." Half an hour later, Will was swaying on the small chair he was seated on in Jack's quarters. Jack snickered and made a mental note to get Will drunk more often, he was really quite a fun drunk.

"Thiss is god rum? Whared ya steal it from?" Will slurred

"Me? Steal? Where did you get that idea?"

"You're a p-pirate, heh, that sounded like papaya, heey Jack, got any papayas? They are good."

"Nope." Will started giggling for no apparent reason.

"You don't have a papaya, you don't have a papaya!! Hahahah!" . Jack raised an eyebrow. He was still fairly sober, 'hmm its best to change that' and with that he took a giant gulp of rum. Soon enough, he was giggling right along with Will.

"Papayas? Mangos are waaaay better!". Will drunkenly shook his head placing his hand on the table.

"Oranges are the BEST!" Jack looked around

"Nope, we don't have no stinkin oranges!". Will gasped suddenly becoming "serious".

"You'll get scurvy if you don't eat oranges! Yup yup!"

"Nuh uhh!" said Jack pounding the table with his fist.

"Huu!! You touched my hand!!"

"Wha?"

"Now I have to do this!" Will pounced onto the bed, jumping up and down. "I can jump higher than you!". Jack looked up at the kid.

"No you cant!"

"Prove it!" Will said sticking out his tongue.

"Kay!" Jack said bouncing on the bed with Will, both of them grunting trying to jump higher that the other.

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"This is it" said Elizabeth.

"Mr. Sparrow certainly goes through a lot of effort to hide his ship. It did not matter, however, because of you. You have assisted in the capture of the Caribbean's most wanted Pirate." Norrington said, grinning down at Elizabeth. She sighed in response, well at least she could leave now. She turned to go away, but Norrington grabbed her shoulder.

"No, I want you to be here when we confiscate the ship." Norrington said in his stuffy British accent. 'Great, another 20 minutes with the Commodore and I get to assist in stealing the ship. Yay, not.'. They climbed up the side of the ship and were soon on board.

"Where is everybody? It's rather foolish of Sparrow to leave his ship unattended. Oh well, he never was a bright one" Norrington said, with something of a smirk. 'Ok, so he is a dirty boyfriend stealing bastard, but he isn't stupid!' Elizabeth was just about to tell him this when she heard something.

"Shhh!! I hear something!" she said, putting her arm infront of the Commodore to prevent him from making noise.

"Listen!". Norrington shut up. They heard people groaning and the creaking of bedsprings.

"Well, it was bound to happen, he is alone at sea with an all male crew." The commodore said, smirking again.

"Huh?"

"One of the 2 is Jack Sparrow, and the other is.....hmm I am not sure, but it is a guy" . Elizabeth blushed. To think, they had walked in on Jack Sparrow...of all the pirate captains to walk in on. ' I wonder how erm...big he is, I suppose we will find out soon enough'. Elizabeth looked over at Norrington, apparently he was thinking the same thing, as he flinched when there was a particularly large grunt.

"WAHH!!!"

"YOU SAT ON ME FOOT!! AHH!! Oomph.". Elizabeth turned to Norrington, who was apparently disgusted.

"You don't have to come, Miss Swann" Elizabeth shrugged.

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Will giggled, giddy with the sensation of flight.

"Wheeee!! WAHHH!!" Will screamed as he fell back down to earth. His coordination wasn't really good, so he had tripped over nothing.

"OWW!! ME FOOT!!" 'oops, hehe'

"I'll kiss it and make it better!" Will proclaimed, yanking Jack Sparrow's foot out from underneath him, causing Jack to land on his lap.

"Hello." Will said, in a voice that could be called seductive, if he had not been drunk out of his mind. Jack pulled himself into a sitting position to observe Will, who was now trying to kiss his foot.

"Eh, Will, that's my ankle."

"Oh, heheheh". Will flopped down beside Jack and snuggled up to him.

"I want an orange.", Jack placed his hand over Will's shoulder, drawing his closer.

"I told you whelp, we don't have oranges" . Will muttered something indistinguishable into Jack's chest, then fell asleep. Jack looked down at the youth now sleeping fitfully on his chest, he bent down to softly kiss his forehead, before he too fell drifted to the realm of sleep.

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"Hey! Look, it's Scott!" Everyone looked up.

"How do yew know?" Jeremy asked

One Eye pointed to the man's chest, where there was a nametag that said "My name is Scott Kreman, how may I help you".

"Oh."

"I say we get him!" Homicidal Jeremy lunged at Scott and dragged him into the dark alley where the crew lied in wait.

"W-wh-what do you want?" asked Scott, terrified out of his mind.

"The Captain wants to see yew." Gibbs said, putting on his best "evil pirate" face. Scott looked them all over, still terrified.

"Wh-why? Look just leave me alone, I am very rich, let me go and I promise you all the money I have, I swear!" Scott said

"Hmmm tempting, but no, the captain ordered for us to bring you to him."

"And if I don't?" 'Great, the twit is becoming bolder' Anamarie thought as she stepped out of the shadows.

"Then we'll kill yeh, so coming or not?" she asked, looking very formidable with her cutlass drawn and almost touching Scott's neck. Scott nodded in defeat, and began to follow the crew back to their ship.

"Ummm who is your captain anyway?" He asked, still slightly intimidated by the crew.

"Heh heh, yewl find oot soon enough you unlucky soul" One Eye laughed sinisterly.

"Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"Jeremy!! You mangy cur!!"

"Oops, sorry. Heh heh."

"Jack Sparrow...hmmm"

"It's Captain Jack Sparrow, he is rather picky about that so I suggest you don't forget." Anamarie snapped. 'Great, this is going to be fun' Scott thought grimly as they stalked toward Zeypher Cove.

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Wow, that was longer than I expected it to be. Go figure =) Next chapter in a few days. Oh yah, FYI, I'm still giving out the hot pic of Will and Jack. Just so you know. Meh, next chapter there will be fluff, I'm not sure if I'm going to be a lemon in this fic, but there might.