Inuyasha Cam
Youko goddess: Yay!! Chapter 2!! Next victim, Miroku, the perverted monk!!
Miroku: Must you always call me a pervert?
Youko goddess: *ignores him* Since my muse was feeling particularly evil today, Miroku will suffer a series of events that will be.uh.very painful in some ways..
Miroku: WHAT?!!
Youko goddess: Uh?.Did I say very painful?..What I meant was extremely humiliating....
Miroku: WHAT?!!
Youko goddess: I guess I made things worse..I think I'll shut up now..
Inuyasha: Do I really have to remind you people that she doesn't own us?
Youko goddess: Also, if this chapter seems weird.uh.please don't mind since I was high on chocolate when I wrote this..
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Thanks to:
SilverKnight7: You're the first one who reviewed!! Thanks!!
S+S-fan: -_-;; Uhh.thanks?
Sign58: I'm glad you liked it!!
Aya Kimura: Thank you for reviewing!!
Gena: I thought I did finish it?.
_Kitsune 224: Thank you so much for reviewing!!
X-with stars: Glad you liked the first chapter!!
Colhan 3000: I'm an evil writer?..Of course I'm evil, how else would I have done this in the first place?..Anyways thanks for reviewing!
..A NAMELESS person?(): Don't worry, this fic will go on.whether people like it or not..
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The God Tree
" This is Inuyasha again. My next victim for blackmail is."
He put the camera back down and looked around for someone he could follow. He then spotted Miroku walking towards the village, and turned the camera back to himself.
" My next victim will be Miroku, the perverted monk."
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In The Village
Inuyasha jumped from rooftop to rooftop, making sure that the camera recorded the monk. He watched as countless numbers of girls, beat Miroku into oblivion, whenever he tried to grope them or ask them to bear his child.
Inuyasha turned off the camera and sighed.
" This is what you do, when everyone else isn't around?!!"
Inuyasha's ears twitched, and he watched as the now beaten monk stagger into the forest. Inuyasha turned the camera back on and followed him.
Miroku walked into the forest and sat under a tree. Unknown to the monk, there was a small hive of bees right above him.
Inuyasha sat on a tree branch a little far away, and looked from the bee hive to the monk below it. An idea slowly formed in his head, and he looked around for some small rocks.
With the camera in one hand, and the rocks in the other, Inuyasha took aim and threw the rocks at the bee hive, hoping to provoke them.
The bee hive quivered and a cloud of bees filed out. The bees were clearly angry, and attacked the nearest thing..which happened to be Miroku.They swarmed around him, and Inuyasha had to stifle a few sniggers as the monk jumped around waving his hands in a feeble attempt to ward them off.
Unfortunately for him, his staff struck the hive, and more bees piled out to attack him as well. Miroku ran for his life and jumped into the nearest stream. The bees swarmed around the stream then left the monk alone.
A few minutes passed, before Miroku walked out of the stream looking a little worse for wear. Inuyasha silently followed him back to Kaede's hut. 5 minutes passed, and a shriek was heard, followed by a loud number of sickening cracks, which sounded like a giant boomerang hitting a certain head.
Miroku was then flung out of the door, where he lay unconscious for some time. After a while, he got up and rubbed his head.
" Why does these things always happen to me?"
A demon suddenly appeared and chased Miroku around. Too bad Miroku's wind tunnel was just repaired, and he forgot to bring a couple of wards with him too. So he did the only thing he could..he ran for his life.again.
The demon chased Miroku into the forest. As luck would have it, Miroku looked back and ran face first into a tree branch. Inuyasha destroyed the demon and looked back at the unconscious monk.
He looked around, and found a long stick, that was sharp at one end. With one hand holding the camera, he made sure to film his arm poking the monk a few times.
*poke poke*
*poke poke*
Inuyasha sighed and went back to his perch on the God Tree. He turned the camera to him and spoke.
" Well there you have it. What Miroku does.or in this case..what happens to Miroku when we're not around to keep him out of trouble."
Inuyasha turned it off, and thought for a while,
" Who to follow next?"
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Youko goddess: Sorry if this is shorter than the first chapter! It was kinda hard to write this while laughing..
Inuyasha: So. Who's next?
Youko goddess: *rubbing her sides*
Inuyasha: How about we do a Sesshomaru Part 2?
Youko goddess: Er.I'll think about it..I'll update as soon as I can breathe right again..
Youko goddess: Yay!! Chapter 2!! Next victim, Miroku, the perverted monk!!
Miroku: Must you always call me a pervert?
Youko goddess: *ignores him* Since my muse was feeling particularly evil today, Miroku will suffer a series of events that will be.uh.very painful in some ways..
Miroku: WHAT?!!
Youko goddess: Uh?.Did I say very painful?..What I meant was extremely humiliating....
Miroku: WHAT?!!
Youko goddess: I guess I made things worse..I think I'll shut up now..
Inuyasha: Do I really have to remind you people that she doesn't own us?
Youko goddess: Also, if this chapter seems weird.uh.please don't mind since I was high on chocolate when I wrote this..
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Thanks to:
SilverKnight7: You're the first one who reviewed!! Thanks!!
S+S-fan: -_-;; Uhh.thanks?
Sign58: I'm glad you liked it!!
Aya Kimura: Thank you for reviewing!!
Gena: I thought I did finish it?.
_Kitsune 224: Thank you so much for reviewing!!
X-with stars: Glad you liked the first chapter!!
Colhan 3000: I'm an evil writer?..Of course I'm evil, how else would I have done this in the first place?..Anyways thanks for reviewing!
..A NAMELESS person?(): Don't worry, this fic will go on.whether people like it or not..
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The God Tree
" This is Inuyasha again. My next victim for blackmail is."
He put the camera back down and looked around for someone he could follow. He then spotted Miroku walking towards the village, and turned the camera back to himself.
" My next victim will be Miroku, the perverted monk."
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In The Village
Inuyasha jumped from rooftop to rooftop, making sure that the camera recorded the monk. He watched as countless numbers of girls, beat Miroku into oblivion, whenever he tried to grope them or ask them to bear his child.
Inuyasha turned off the camera and sighed.
" This is what you do, when everyone else isn't around?!!"
Inuyasha's ears twitched, and he watched as the now beaten monk stagger into the forest. Inuyasha turned the camera back on and followed him.
Miroku walked into the forest and sat under a tree. Unknown to the monk, there was a small hive of bees right above him.
Inuyasha sat on a tree branch a little far away, and looked from the bee hive to the monk below it. An idea slowly formed in his head, and he looked around for some small rocks.
With the camera in one hand, and the rocks in the other, Inuyasha took aim and threw the rocks at the bee hive, hoping to provoke them.
The bee hive quivered and a cloud of bees filed out. The bees were clearly angry, and attacked the nearest thing..which happened to be Miroku.They swarmed around him, and Inuyasha had to stifle a few sniggers as the monk jumped around waving his hands in a feeble attempt to ward them off.
Unfortunately for him, his staff struck the hive, and more bees piled out to attack him as well. Miroku ran for his life and jumped into the nearest stream. The bees swarmed around the stream then left the monk alone.
A few minutes passed, before Miroku walked out of the stream looking a little worse for wear. Inuyasha silently followed him back to Kaede's hut. 5 minutes passed, and a shriek was heard, followed by a loud number of sickening cracks, which sounded like a giant boomerang hitting a certain head.
Miroku was then flung out of the door, where he lay unconscious for some time. After a while, he got up and rubbed his head.
" Why does these things always happen to me?"
A demon suddenly appeared and chased Miroku around. Too bad Miroku's wind tunnel was just repaired, and he forgot to bring a couple of wards with him too. So he did the only thing he could..he ran for his life.again.
The demon chased Miroku into the forest. As luck would have it, Miroku looked back and ran face first into a tree branch. Inuyasha destroyed the demon and looked back at the unconscious monk.
He looked around, and found a long stick, that was sharp at one end. With one hand holding the camera, he made sure to film his arm poking the monk a few times.
*poke poke*
*poke poke*
Inuyasha sighed and went back to his perch on the God Tree. He turned the camera to him and spoke.
" Well there you have it. What Miroku does.or in this case..what happens to Miroku when we're not around to keep him out of trouble."
Inuyasha turned it off, and thought for a while,
" Who to follow next?"
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Youko goddess: Sorry if this is shorter than the first chapter! It was kinda hard to write this while laughing..
Inuyasha: So. Who's next?
Youko goddess: *rubbing her sides*
Inuyasha: How about we do a Sesshomaru Part 2?
Youko goddess: Er.I'll think about it..I'll update as soon as I can breathe right again..
