A/N: Okies, we need to tell you, that while we know these first few chapters are very weird, and this one is too, they all will be weird, but we will get to the actual plot in the next chapter (or the one after that, or so we think).

Disclaimer: Well, we still do not own anything that is owned by J.K. Rowling. Well, that's kind of a given, but anyway.oh, and we have discovered that Webster, upon his death distributed the words among his heirs and they have since been passed down from generation to generation, and actually my good friend owns the word 'hippopotamus', but that is beside the point. Anyhow, the words are now so widespread, that it is a hopeless case, and we can only hope that we don't get sued for borrowing without consent (otherwise known as commandeering the words).

Smile.we'll have to find out who owns that word. It means to have or make an expression with the corners of the mouth raised, usually expressing amusement, pleasure, or approval. Or perhaps, something that the dictionary did not mention was that you might smile, because you have just indulged in the delightful flavor of a peppermint.

Later the same day (being the day of the dinner which Harry had prepare), Hermione, Ron, and..Harry (sometimes its so hard to remember his name) were sitting in a circle on the floor of Ron's room, with Fred and George, playing "Trivial Pursuit: The Lord of the Rings."

"I have a throbbing pain in my elbow!" exclaimed Ron suddenly, right as he was asked the question, "Whose last words in the second movie are: 'All our hopes now lie with two little Hobbits..somewhere in the wilderness'?"

Hermione responded, "Yeah right, you just don't know the answer and want to get out of it!"

"No! Really, I do! I hit it while tackling my broomstick," Ron closed his eyes in thoughtful thought. "Let's see, it wasn't Aragorn...well, maybe it was...no..it was Sam..wait no...he was one of the two little hobbits...Boromir...no..he's dead...poor guy...Haldir..no he's dead too..that Peter Jackson, how dare he kill off Haldir..he has such a cute nose...I bet Haldir's least favorite book is, Peter Jackson Wants You Dead!!!!...let's see..it wasn't Frodo...was it Merry.no Pippin...wait no..Gimli..no...Legolas."

When Ron said Legolas, Hermione's head shot up and Harry muttered under his breath, "Leggo my eggo."

Then Ron continued, "Not Legolas..he only says random things..like...'A Diversion'...ummmm..Sauron...wait no..he's the bad guy..the eye dude..okay.IT WAS GANDALF!!!" Ron shouted with a delighted look.

"That's right!!!," said Fred as he yawned and put the card back in the deck.

As Ron had gotten the question correct, he got another, and it was this, "Who was the ring-bearer?"

Ron stated in a know-it-all voice (which thoroughly implied a holier-than- thou attitude), "Well, there were actually more than one ring- bearer's..there was Sam, Frodo, Sauron, Celebrimbor, Bilbo, Gollum..yuchhh..I'm going to say that the answer they want is..the River."

Hermione rolled her eyes as George gave him a thumbs down sign, "Ron..its Frodo."

Ron slapped his forehead in disgust, "Aw man..that was my next guess!"

"Right!" said Harry as he drew a card for Hermione.

Hermione closed her eyes as if meditating, then she breathed in deeply, and said (as if in a type of trance), "I'm ready."

"O.k.here goes...'What scene in the first movie was previsualized by Peter Jackson wearig a virtual reality headset?'"

"Oh!" exclaimed Hermione. "That's easy!!! The attack by the cave troll in Moria, right?"

"Yup, the Moria Cave Troll attack, that's right," said Harry.

"Oh dear, I didn't get the exact wording," Hermione responded in disgust. She then picked up the die, and rolled it.

Again, Harry picked a card and read the question, "How many petals are on the flower that Théoden holds at his son's burial?"

Hermione responded, "Oh, that's eight!"

"Huh.what did you do? Pause the movie and count?" asked Ron with obvious awe and envy.

"Of course! What, do you think I would let an opportunity like that to slip past my fingers? Ron, I thought you knew me better."

Right after Hermione won the game (because of the flower question), they group went downstairs to watch all three of the Lord of the Rings movies. Harry had conveniently brought the movies and a DVD player and Dudley's broken TV that Harry had fixed with his skilled fingers.

During the second movie, The Two Towers, at a very touching scene where Théoden mourned his dead son, Théodred, Harry blew his nose and Ron paused the movie, walked up to the screen, and began to count the petals on the flower. As Ron did this Harry whispered to Hermione, "I jud luv thid scene!"

Hermione nodded in agreement and the movie began to play again.

"He was strong in life. He will find his way to the Halls of your Father's," said Gandalf in an encouraging tone, and just then, the TV went ka-blooey (in other words, it blew up). At this Harry sobbed even more and leaned on Hermione's arm, who cried out, "I'm wet!"

Fred and George, who had been laying upside down on the couch, jumped up and then sank back onto the couch feeling woozy as the blood rushed out of their heads.

All five of them, just sat there and stared at the place where the TX had been, except for Harry who had an occasional hiccup, and Ron who said, "Where..where...did it...go?

And then light came through the window and shon upon Harry's face, and strange though it was in that hour, he smiled.

*Calendia: Yaaay!!!! ~Shieldmaiden: Well, b.dab.a.b...that's all folks!!!! Okay, so I can't do Porky Pig, big deal!!!! *Calendia: Iay eakspay igpay atinlay! Ortsnay ortsnay!!!!!!! ~Shieldmaiden: That's very nice mellon nîn, mitho orch!!!! *Calendia: Wait..what? ~Shieldmaiden: Go kiss an orc, dear! *Calendia: Awwww...eanmay eadhay. ~Shieldmaiden: That's not very nice! You shouldn't call people mean heads!!! You.you..nard!!! Wait, no..you're a spikenard! So, ha! *Calendia: Well, you are an ardnay!!!!

Okay, that was weird, anyhow, please read and review!!!! Pretty please with an elven maiden on top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I personally can not wait until the next chapter! (You figure out who said that) hehe!!!! Yebay!!!!!