A/N: Ok...this is for Sancti and snosamie6...first off snosamie6; I totally
agree that golf is a sport. The whole reason I put that in is that right
now in my English class, I have to write a definitional argument as to why
golf is a sport based on criteria that I create. I say it's a sport because
it is played competitively and governed by a set of rules. There is also a
degree of controlled physical exertion. Some people in my class last week
said it wasn't a sport and I about had a cow. So that's why that's in
there. Sancti-well, that is LMAO funny that people are actually bidding on
it. So, here is chapter 2. I also don't own them, never have, never will
and I'll put all of JAG back nicely when I'm done. (Except maybe for Webb.
He deserves to be on Enterprise.)
Admiral Chedgwidden's Office JAG Headquarters Falls Church, VA
AJ was trying really hard to ignore the rest of the world. He wanted to hide in his office and forget that the last couple of months had happened recently. But try as he might, he couldn't stop thinking about it. Plus his staff was beginning to notice his mood swings, especially poor Coates. He owed her an apology for his behavior. He realized she was only trying to help but his anger and her ability to get to the point made it difficult. Sighing he punched his intercom. "Coates?" He asked. When he didn't get an answer, he pushed it again. "Coates? Where the hell are you?" He bellowed. That should have got someone's attention. AJ thought as he got up to go around his desk. But no one came. Growling now, he decided to see where his Yeoman and the rest of this staff had disappeared.
Bullpen
"I'm telling you, Mac really read this on the Internet, Sturgis." Harm told Commander Turner as they walked back in from court. The article Mac had read him earlier in the day was burning a whole in his pocket and he was dying to tell someone about it. "Harm that's ridiculous and crazy. That's like saying that the Navy was going to sell a Sea-Wolf class sub to me for 10 dollars. There's no way that's happening. This is a joke right?" Sturgis asked him. He had a feeling that Harm was starting to play practical jokes to get back into the swing of things at Headquarters. "I'm not kidding you Sturgis. It's real. Hey Mac, come tell Sturgis about the blurb you read today." Harm yelled across to Mac.
PO Jennifer Coates was across the way from two Senior Officers copying files for Admiral Chegwidden when she overhead the two of them talking. Glancing up she noticed Lt. Sims coming towards her and stopped her. "Ma'am, do you know what the Col and the Commanders are talking about?" She asked. This peeked Harriet's love of gossip and her curiosity. "No Jen, I don't. What have you heard?" The older woman asked. "Something about a Submarine for sale for ten dollars and something Col read this morning about EBAY." Jen replied, stacking the piles of folders to return to the Admiral. "Sounds interesting and Bud is always on EBAY, maybe he knows something. I'll get back to you Jen." Harriet said, walking towards her husband's office. Jen turned around to head back to the office when she ran smack into said Admiral. "Hello sir." She squeaked.
Jen really couldn't read the Admiral, but she was guessing by the look on his face, that he'd heard part of the conversation between herself and Lt. Sims. "What the devil were you and Lt. Sims talking about Petty Officer?" AJ growled. He'd come to find his Yeoman and discovered her and half his staff was having a conversation about EBAY. Jennifer swallowed hard. The Admiral had been in a bad mood for about a month now and while she had a pretty good idea it had to do with Ms. Cavanaugh, she was trying to stay out of it, like he'd asked. "Um, Col Mackenzie read an article about a piece of Navy equipment that was for sale on EBAY sir. I was just trying to find out what it was to, um inform you." She looked up at the man and hoped he believed her. She really didn't want him mad at her again.
AJ just looked around and tried not to smile. He'd read the article earlier this morning. The SecNav had sent it to him in an email. Apparently the whole thing was legal, but humorous as well. He just had no idea that the story had made it into his bullpen. "Listen up people. The rumor is true. There is a Navy F/A-18A Hornet jet fighter for sale on EBAY. Now if you don't get back to work, you'll all find yourselves for sale on EBAY." This sent his entire staff scampering back to their offices and desks. Turning abruptly so Jen wouldn't see him smile, AJ headed back to his office. He was well on his way to being in a better mood. All thanks to EBAY.
Thanks to www.navy.com for the info on the Sea-Wolf Class Sub. And sorry if it's a little heavy. If there is a next chapter, it'll be more humorous. :)
Admiral Chedgwidden's Office JAG Headquarters Falls Church, VA
AJ was trying really hard to ignore the rest of the world. He wanted to hide in his office and forget that the last couple of months had happened recently. But try as he might, he couldn't stop thinking about it. Plus his staff was beginning to notice his mood swings, especially poor Coates. He owed her an apology for his behavior. He realized she was only trying to help but his anger and her ability to get to the point made it difficult. Sighing he punched his intercom. "Coates?" He asked. When he didn't get an answer, he pushed it again. "Coates? Where the hell are you?" He bellowed. That should have got someone's attention. AJ thought as he got up to go around his desk. But no one came. Growling now, he decided to see where his Yeoman and the rest of this staff had disappeared.
Bullpen
"I'm telling you, Mac really read this on the Internet, Sturgis." Harm told Commander Turner as they walked back in from court. The article Mac had read him earlier in the day was burning a whole in his pocket and he was dying to tell someone about it. "Harm that's ridiculous and crazy. That's like saying that the Navy was going to sell a Sea-Wolf class sub to me for 10 dollars. There's no way that's happening. This is a joke right?" Sturgis asked him. He had a feeling that Harm was starting to play practical jokes to get back into the swing of things at Headquarters. "I'm not kidding you Sturgis. It's real. Hey Mac, come tell Sturgis about the blurb you read today." Harm yelled across to Mac.
PO Jennifer Coates was across the way from two Senior Officers copying files for Admiral Chegwidden when she overhead the two of them talking. Glancing up she noticed Lt. Sims coming towards her and stopped her. "Ma'am, do you know what the Col and the Commanders are talking about?" She asked. This peeked Harriet's love of gossip and her curiosity. "No Jen, I don't. What have you heard?" The older woman asked. "Something about a Submarine for sale for ten dollars and something Col read this morning about EBAY." Jen replied, stacking the piles of folders to return to the Admiral. "Sounds interesting and Bud is always on EBAY, maybe he knows something. I'll get back to you Jen." Harriet said, walking towards her husband's office. Jen turned around to head back to the office when she ran smack into said Admiral. "Hello sir." She squeaked.
Jen really couldn't read the Admiral, but she was guessing by the look on his face, that he'd heard part of the conversation between herself and Lt. Sims. "What the devil were you and Lt. Sims talking about Petty Officer?" AJ growled. He'd come to find his Yeoman and discovered her and half his staff was having a conversation about EBAY. Jennifer swallowed hard. The Admiral had been in a bad mood for about a month now and while she had a pretty good idea it had to do with Ms. Cavanaugh, she was trying to stay out of it, like he'd asked. "Um, Col Mackenzie read an article about a piece of Navy equipment that was for sale on EBAY sir. I was just trying to find out what it was to, um inform you." She looked up at the man and hoped he believed her. She really didn't want him mad at her again.
AJ just looked around and tried not to smile. He'd read the article earlier this morning. The SecNav had sent it to him in an email. Apparently the whole thing was legal, but humorous as well. He just had no idea that the story had made it into his bullpen. "Listen up people. The rumor is true. There is a Navy F/A-18A Hornet jet fighter for sale on EBAY. Now if you don't get back to work, you'll all find yourselves for sale on EBAY." This sent his entire staff scampering back to their offices and desks. Turning abruptly so Jen wouldn't see him smile, AJ headed back to his office. He was well on his way to being in a better mood. All thanks to EBAY.
Thanks to www.navy.com for the info on the Sea-Wolf Class Sub. And sorry if it's a little heavy. If there is a next chapter, it'll be more humorous. :)
