Clouds car pulled up to the club
"Common Cloud, I wanna get a good seat' said Tifa,
"Okay, you go get us our seats, I'm gonna get a drink" said Cloud.
As Cloud approached the bar he heard a voice he immediately recognized.
"What the hell does a girl gotta do to get some help around here!" said a young girl.
She looked only about 19 or 20 at the most.
"Cloud oh my god, what are you doing here!" said the girl.
"Yuffie it's been so long" said Cloud now embracing Yuffie.
"Wait don't tell me you got an invite too" said Cloud.
"Yeah, it was really nice with gold on the tips too" said Yuffie.
"I was afraid of something like this would happen" said Cloud.
"Wait! What's going on" said Yuffie, "Yuffie, listen to me very closely, go through the club find anyone we know" said Cloud giving her a glare to make it known that he was serious.
"Gotcha, I'll see what I can do" said Yuffie.
Meanwhile Vincent enjoyed the party,
"Hey cutie, wanna have some fun?" said an oddly familiar voice.
"Let me buy you a drink Miss..?" said Vincent,
"Oh Aeris, Aeris Gainsborough" said Aeris.
Vincent turned around; he beheld a beautiful young woman in some tight capri jeans, a pink shirt, and a jean jacket.
"Thank you Mister..?" said Aeris.
"Velvet, Vance Velvet" said Vincent,
"Hah, nice name get it off a cereal box" said Chaos jokingly.
"Oh, please shut the hell up" said Vincent to Chaos.
He looked at her for only a moment and took in her beauty, but just as she started to finish her drink she suddenly grabbed him.
"Oh my god, this is my favorite song common Vance lets dance" said Aeris.
"Hey wait I..." it was too late she had already dragged him to the dance floor;
They started to dance to the beat. Faster and faster as the beat grew so did their movement.
Just then the music changed from pop to hip-hop,
"Hey Vance what's that over there?" said Aeris pointing to a group of people in a circle.
"Oh, that's the break dancing floor" said Vincent,
"Let's go check it out Vance" she said gabbing his arm and pulling him over to the circle.
Vincent watched as people spun, jumped, and slid around the floor.
"Hey you" said a dancer,
"You mean me?" said Vincent.
"Yeah, you common get your ass on the floor" said the dancer,
"Nah man I don't break" said Vincent.
"Common Vance it'll be fun" said Aeris,
"Oh all right" said Vincent.
Vincent threw Aeris his jacket
"Take care of it for me" said Vincent.
Vincent started out with a slide to a head spin, and then a back flip, then he started to spin with his hands. He finally finished up with a 360 back spin,
"Yo that was tight son, come back sometime and show off more of your mad skills" said the MC.
"Go V-man, go V-man?" chanted the crowd,
"Wow Vance that was great how'd you learn to dance like that?" said Aeris.
"Lots of practice" said Vincent with a smile across his face.
"So you're a great dancer, smooth talker, and gorgeous, you're not gay are you?" said Aeris.
"No I'm not gay, but you're such a beautiful young women, why aren't you hanging out with one those guys?" asked Vincent.
He was pointing his index finger at a group of muscle bound jocks.
Aeris giggled a little "Well those macho type aren't real intelligent, I tend to fall for the sweet more polite type" said Aeris.
She put her hand on top of Vincent's; at this point he started to sweat.
"Aeris you remind me of someone, she was a lot like you" said Vincent.
"Did you love her?" asked Aeris,
"At one time yes but she left me long ago" said Vincent.
"Oh I see" said Aeris,
Vincent leaned in for a kiss, but something broke his train of thought.
"Boo, what kind of party doesn't have a band this place sucks" yelled one person.
"Oh shit" said Vincent looking for Cid, until he finally found him.
"Cid what the hell happened? Where's the band?" said Vincent,
Cid didn't say a word but pointed at the bathroom.
When Vincent walked in he smelt a rancid odder,
"What the hell happened here?" said Vincent.
Then he saw them, they were puking their guts out.
"Common you gotta get out there and play!" said Vincent,
"We can't stand up much less play" said the lead guitarist.
"What the hell did you guys eat?" said Vincent,
"Nah man we drank, some red punch stuff some lady brought" said the drummer.
"Figures" thought Vincent to himself,
His mind went blank.
"Man, if we don't have a band they'll all leave, that's it if have a band" thought Vincent.
Vincent quickly ran through the club frantically dogging people until he ran into someone.
"Hey watch were your going slick" said the person,
"Hey you watch...wait a sec" said Vincent.
Sure enough it was Cloud, "Hey I need some help come with me" said Vincent,
"Hey wait a sec who are you?" asked Cloud.
"The name's Velvet, Vance Velvet I'm the host" said Vincent,
"Hey pal I got a couple of questions to ask you..."
"Sorry no time, find Tifa and Cid" interrupted Vincent.
"Wait you know us but how, that was grrr, never mind I'll go find them" said Cloud.
Cloud found Tifa and Cid and brought them to Vincent.
"What could we do it's your party" said Tifa,
"I wanna party some more" said Cloud.
"Well if you guys don't help me there won't be a party" said Vincent,
"Okay what do we have to do?" said Cloud.
"We gotta be the band" said Vincent,
"What we can't be the band" said Tifa.
"Of course we can, Tifa you get drums, Cloud you do bass, Cid you do the intro, and I'll do lead guitar and vocals" said Vincent.
"Ok I'm in" said Cid,
"We're in" said Cloud and Tifa.
They step up to the stage and picked up their instruments,
"Hey Vance what are we gonna play?" asked Cloud.
"Hey does everyone know the tune to What's My Age Again?" asked Vincent,
"Yeah" they said simotaimesly.
"Ok here we go" thought Vincent,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce you to 3 down low" said Cid
A/N: this is a song parody I wrote so no one steal it, I do not own the song "What's my age again?" Blink 182 does enjoy!
I met her there, it was a Sunday night
I drank alot to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I woke up next to her
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you act like me
And are still actin like you're 23
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I shouldn't act like this
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the next day
I talked to Cloud on the front lawn
I said I was sorry but something happened there
Then he looked down on me sodomy
And that's about that he punched me
Nobody likes you when you act like me
And are still actin like you're 23
What the hell did I do then, my friends say I shouldn't act like this
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you act like me
And you still actin like you're 23
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I shouldn't act like this
What's my age again?
That's about the time that they all left me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I just want us to be friends
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again... A/N: hope you enjoyed this chapter there's plenty more to come so stay informed and review fequently
"Common Cloud, I wanna get a good seat' said Tifa,
"Okay, you go get us our seats, I'm gonna get a drink" said Cloud.
As Cloud approached the bar he heard a voice he immediately recognized.
"What the hell does a girl gotta do to get some help around here!" said a young girl.
She looked only about 19 or 20 at the most.
"Cloud oh my god, what are you doing here!" said the girl.
"Yuffie it's been so long" said Cloud now embracing Yuffie.
"Wait don't tell me you got an invite too" said Cloud.
"Yeah, it was really nice with gold on the tips too" said Yuffie.
"I was afraid of something like this would happen" said Cloud.
"Wait! What's going on" said Yuffie, "Yuffie, listen to me very closely, go through the club find anyone we know" said Cloud giving her a glare to make it known that he was serious.
"Gotcha, I'll see what I can do" said Yuffie.
Meanwhile Vincent enjoyed the party,
"Hey cutie, wanna have some fun?" said an oddly familiar voice.
"Let me buy you a drink Miss..?" said Vincent,
"Oh Aeris, Aeris Gainsborough" said Aeris.
Vincent turned around; he beheld a beautiful young woman in some tight capri jeans, a pink shirt, and a jean jacket.
"Thank you Mister..?" said Aeris.
"Velvet, Vance Velvet" said Vincent,
"Hah, nice name get it off a cereal box" said Chaos jokingly.
"Oh, please shut the hell up" said Vincent to Chaos.
He looked at her for only a moment and took in her beauty, but just as she started to finish her drink she suddenly grabbed him.
"Oh my god, this is my favorite song common Vance lets dance" said Aeris.
"Hey wait I..." it was too late she had already dragged him to the dance floor;
They started to dance to the beat. Faster and faster as the beat grew so did their movement.
Just then the music changed from pop to hip-hop,
"Hey Vance what's that over there?" said Aeris pointing to a group of people in a circle.
"Oh, that's the break dancing floor" said Vincent,
"Let's go check it out Vance" she said gabbing his arm and pulling him over to the circle.
Vincent watched as people spun, jumped, and slid around the floor.
"Hey you" said a dancer,
"You mean me?" said Vincent.
"Yeah, you common get your ass on the floor" said the dancer,
"Nah man I don't break" said Vincent.
"Common Vance it'll be fun" said Aeris,
"Oh all right" said Vincent.
Vincent threw Aeris his jacket
"Take care of it for me" said Vincent.
Vincent started out with a slide to a head spin, and then a back flip, then he started to spin with his hands. He finally finished up with a 360 back spin,
"Yo that was tight son, come back sometime and show off more of your mad skills" said the MC.
"Go V-man, go V-man?" chanted the crowd,
"Wow Vance that was great how'd you learn to dance like that?" said Aeris.
"Lots of practice" said Vincent with a smile across his face.
"So you're a great dancer, smooth talker, and gorgeous, you're not gay are you?" said Aeris.
"No I'm not gay, but you're such a beautiful young women, why aren't you hanging out with one those guys?" asked Vincent.
He was pointing his index finger at a group of muscle bound jocks.
Aeris giggled a little "Well those macho type aren't real intelligent, I tend to fall for the sweet more polite type" said Aeris.
She put her hand on top of Vincent's; at this point he started to sweat.
"Aeris you remind me of someone, she was a lot like you" said Vincent.
"Did you love her?" asked Aeris,
"At one time yes but she left me long ago" said Vincent.
"Oh I see" said Aeris,
Vincent leaned in for a kiss, but something broke his train of thought.
"Boo, what kind of party doesn't have a band this place sucks" yelled one person.
"Oh shit" said Vincent looking for Cid, until he finally found him.
"Cid what the hell happened? Where's the band?" said Vincent,
Cid didn't say a word but pointed at the bathroom.
When Vincent walked in he smelt a rancid odder,
"What the hell happened here?" said Vincent.
Then he saw them, they were puking their guts out.
"Common you gotta get out there and play!" said Vincent,
"We can't stand up much less play" said the lead guitarist.
"What the hell did you guys eat?" said Vincent,
"Nah man we drank, some red punch stuff some lady brought" said the drummer.
"Figures" thought Vincent to himself,
His mind went blank.
"Man, if we don't have a band they'll all leave, that's it if have a band" thought Vincent.
Vincent quickly ran through the club frantically dogging people until he ran into someone.
"Hey watch were your going slick" said the person,
"Hey you watch...wait a sec" said Vincent.
Sure enough it was Cloud, "Hey I need some help come with me" said Vincent,
"Hey wait a sec who are you?" asked Cloud.
"The name's Velvet, Vance Velvet I'm the host" said Vincent,
"Hey pal I got a couple of questions to ask you..."
"Sorry no time, find Tifa and Cid" interrupted Vincent.
"Wait you know us but how, that was grrr, never mind I'll go find them" said Cloud.
Cloud found Tifa and Cid and brought them to Vincent.
"What could we do it's your party" said Tifa,
"I wanna party some more" said Cloud.
"Well if you guys don't help me there won't be a party" said Vincent,
"Okay what do we have to do?" said Cloud.
"We gotta be the band" said Vincent,
"What we can't be the band" said Tifa.
"Of course we can, Tifa you get drums, Cloud you do bass, Cid you do the intro, and I'll do lead guitar and vocals" said Vincent.
"Ok I'm in" said Cid,
"We're in" said Cloud and Tifa.
They step up to the stage and picked up their instruments,
"Hey Vance what are we gonna play?" asked Cloud.
"Hey does everyone know the tune to What's My Age Again?" asked Vincent,
"Yeah" they said simotaimesly.
"Ok here we go" thought Vincent,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce you to 3 down low" said Cid
A/N: this is a song parody I wrote so no one steal it, I do not own the song "What's my age again?" Blink 182 does enjoy!
I met her there, it was a Sunday night
I drank alot to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I woke up next to her
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you act like me
And are still actin like you're 23
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I shouldn't act like this
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the next day
I talked to Cloud on the front lawn
I said I was sorry but something happened there
Then he looked down on me sodomy
And that's about that he punched me
Nobody likes you when you act like me
And are still actin like you're 23
What the hell did I do then, my friends say I shouldn't act like this
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you act like me
And you still actin like you're 23
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I shouldn't act like this
What's my age again?
That's about the time that they all left me (what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I just want us to be friends
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again... A/N: hope you enjoyed this chapter there's plenty more to come so stay informed and review fequently
