Well, I found Mrs. Turner. In a very horrible state of insanity, but that's better than not finding her at all. Right?
She loves you, you know.
Yes, I gathered that from the fact that she fainted from excitement when she saw me passing outside her window. Of course, it's merely infatuation. I am a devilishly handsome gent, after all.
You're an idiot, Captain Jack. A big, bleedin' idiot.
Come again? How am I an idiot, Simple Jack, for being extraordinarily attractive? It's not my fault that I take after my mum, God bless her... whoever she was.
Sometimes I worry about you.
Why?
She loves you. She knows she could get in very deep trouble for even taking that sort of interest in you, and she doesn't care. Doesn't that say something to you? Hmmm?
Um... That she's apparently as stupid as I am?
Idiot.
What, pray tell, am I supposed to do about this? Kiss her hard on the mouth and carry her off on a bleedin' white horse into the bleedin' sunset? Heavens, the girl's married! Married to a friend of mine, even. Are you suggesting that I suggest a love affair to dear Mrs. Turner? If so, I'd like to make the suggestion that you're very sick.
You're a pirate. You're not supposed to have qualms about distasteful activities.
Pervert.
Lunatic.
... So, what are you saying I should do, then? Break the poor lass's heart?
Finish the sentence, Captain,
Break the poor lass's heart... and possibly injure mine? Do I even have one to injure?
That's not at all what I'm saying. I'm saying you should talk to Will.
He'll murder me! And then where will we be?
Dead, obviously. But that's not the point...
Of course it's the point! We'll be dead, Will'd be hanged, and Mrs. Turner would be completely alone. She'd probably commit suicide out of depression!
Captain... at least ask Will what he thinks is wrong with Elizabeth. Don't mention anything suspicious, just say that you dropped by and she seemed... ill. There's no need to bring up any uneccesary confrontation.
Well... You see, what's wrong with that is... erhm... Fine. I'll go "talk to Will". But if he kills me, I'll strangle you.
Fair enough. Just a quick question...
What now?
Why don't you call Elizabeth by her first name anymore?
