Starscream's Getting Hitched?!
*A Paraody of, 'Froggie Went a Courtin' that I thought of as I listened to the originial song. Oh yeah, if there's a song you want me to try and paraody for TF, just submit a review and let me know. I'll try to accomidate your requests. Thanks for all the reviews of my other stuff. Oh yeah, as always, I only own the plot and the new lyrics.*
"Demonlisher! Cyclonus! Hey, guys!"
The calls of the Authoress bring the two Decepticons out of their reveries. They look at each other with a degree of fear and of anticipation. It was almost as if the Authoress were a necessary evil, and yet she could bash Galvatron and get away with it.
"You are NEVER gonna guess what I just saw!" panted the Authoress, using her guitar as a prop for her tired frame.
"Well, get on with it, Human! What did you see?!" piped Cyclonus.
"S--st--Starscream--an--and F--fi--Firestorm--g--gett--getting hitched!" was all she managed to pant out.
"Hitched? What? Speak up, Human, what are you talking about?" inquired an annoyed Demolisher.
There was a moment while the Authoress caught her breath.
"I guess I'll just have to sing it for you," she replied, taking up her guitar, strumming a few chords
**********
Well, Starscream went a courtin' and he did fly
Uh-huh
Starscream went a courtin' and he did fly
His swords and his null-rays at his side
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
He flew on down to Miss Firestorm's door
Uh-huh
He flew on down to Miss Firestorm's door
Where he has been so many times before
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
He took Miss Firestorm on his knee
Uh-huh
He took Miss Firestorm on his knee
And he asked her:
Starscream: "Firestorm, will you marry me?"
Authoress:Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Firestorm: "Not without my brother Optimus' consent
Without my brother Optimus' consent
I wouldn't marry a President"
Authoress: Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
So Optimus gave his consent
Uh-huh
Optimus gave his consent
And we need Galvatron to write the publ-i-sh-ment
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Galvatron: What are you thinking, you stupid excuse for a Decepticon, Starscream! I will never consent to this!
Optimus: Do it, Galvatron, or we'll sick Thrust on you. *Thrust appears, being tugged along by a reluctant Scavanger, clutching a large Squidward dolly in a cage too small for him.*
Thrust: SQUIDWARD, I LOVE YOU! *cuddles with his dolly*
Galvatron: *sweatdrops* You win, Prime. Anything but that.
Authoress: Tell me, What will the wedding breakfast be
Uh-huh
Tell me, What will the wedding breakfast be
Two oil barrels and a black-eyed pea
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Well, there's bread and energon on the shelf
Uh-huh
There's bread and energon on the shelf
And if you want anymore, you can sing it yourself
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
And with that, the Authoress strums the last chord and puts away her guitar.
*Love it? Hate it? Lemme know! Please send a review!*
*A Paraody of, 'Froggie Went a Courtin' that I thought of as I listened to the originial song. Oh yeah, if there's a song you want me to try and paraody for TF, just submit a review and let me know. I'll try to accomidate your requests. Thanks for all the reviews of my other stuff. Oh yeah, as always, I only own the plot and the new lyrics.*
"Demonlisher! Cyclonus! Hey, guys!"
The calls of the Authoress bring the two Decepticons out of their reveries. They look at each other with a degree of fear and of anticipation. It was almost as if the Authoress were a necessary evil, and yet she could bash Galvatron and get away with it.
"You are NEVER gonna guess what I just saw!" panted the Authoress, using her guitar as a prop for her tired frame.
"Well, get on with it, Human! What did you see?!" piped Cyclonus.
"S--st--Starscream--an--and F--fi--Firestorm--g--gett--getting hitched!" was all she managed to pant out.
"Hitched? What? Speak up, Human, what are you talking about?" inquired an annoyed Demolisher.
There was a moment while the Authoress caught her breath.
"I guess I'll just have to sing it for you," she replied, taking up her guitar, strumming a few chords
**********
Well, Starscream went a courtin' and he did fly
Uh-huh
Starscream went a courtin' and he did fly
His swords and his null-rays at his side
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
He flew on down to Miss Firestorm's door
Uh-huh
He flew on down to Miss Firestorm's door
Where he has been so many times before
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
He took Miss Firestorm on his knee
Uh-huh
He took Miss Firestorm on his knee
And he asked her:
Starscream: "Firestorm, will you marry me?"
Authoress:Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Firestorm: "Not without my brother Optimus' consent
Without my brother Optimus' consent
I wouldn't marry a President"
Authoress: Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
So Optimus gave his consent
Uh-huh
Optimus gave his consent
And we need Galvatron to write the publ-i-sh-ment
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Galvatron: What are you thinking, you stupid excuse for a Decepticon, Starscream! I will never consent to this!
Optimus: Do it, Galvatron, or we'll sick Thrust on you. *Thrust appears, being tugged along by a reluctant Scavanger, clutching a large Squidward dolly in a cage too small for him.*
Thrust: SQUIDWARD, I LOVE YOU! *cuddles with his dolly*
Galvatron: *sweatdrops* You win, Prime. Anything but that.
Authoress: Tell me, What will the wedding breakfast be
Uh-huh
Tell me, What will the wedding breakfast be
Two oil barrels and a black-eyed pea
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Well, there's bread and energon on the shelf
Uh-huh
There's bread and energon on the shelf
And if you want anymore, you can sing it yourself
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
And with that, the Authoress strums the last chord and puts away her guitar.
*Love it? Hate it? Lemme know! Please send a review!*
