Jenny: Wow, I got 3 reviews in less than 24 hours…YOU LIKE ME!! YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME!!
Cloe: No, they're just pretending.
Jenny: -_-
Mandy: Oh shut up, Cloe.
Cloe:*rolls eyes and mimics Mandy*
Mandy: Grr…
Jenny: Break it up, break it up! Aight, for the rest of this completely plotless fic, I'ma try to write from each character's POV…dunno HOW I'ma do that…
Mandy: Oh, chill. We'll help you….Hehehehehehehehe…
Jenny and Cloe: O_O
Cloe: Right…moving on…I'll be writing this chapter! YAY!
Jenny: Everyone, duck and cover. There are possibilities of raining ducks and mushroom bombs…
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My Immortal
By CFB
Chapter 2
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(a/n: For right now, I'll just go around the different houses, not by POV)
A feminine scream erupted from the top of the Kame Game Shop.
Yugi ran downstairs with Yami hot on his (hehe) heels.
"GRAMPA!!" Yugi yelled.
The two of them ran into the living room and nearly knocked over the old man standing there.
Grampa's face contorted with horror and amusement.
"Grampa this isn't funny!!" Yugi yelled, which is rare for him.
"Y-Yugi! Y-Yami! You're girls!!"
With that said, Grampa started shaking with laughter…until he saw Yami's glare.
"Grampa this is serious! Who knows how to reverse it?!" Yami said anxiously.
Yugi nodded in agreement.
"You could always try the library after school." Grampa suggested.
Yugi's eyes widened.
"SCHOOL!!!!"
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Ryou's eyes fluttered open, and he rolled over out of bed.
'Looks like Bakura's out again…thank the gods…'
He stood up, and pulled back on his sweatshirt.
'Hmm…it's a bit tight…guess I'll hafta buy a new one.'
He turned to pick up his school uniform, and saw, instead, the mirror.
His eyes bulged noticeably as he saw the girlish face looking back at him.
"Bloody hell!!"
He closed his eyes, and rubbed them hard.
He opened them again.
"Nononononononono! This can't be happening! This is ALL a dream!!! I'll just go back to bed, and I'll wake up a guy again…" He said to himself.
"PATHETIC MORTAL!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?"
"Whoa, he's even worse in my dreams…" Ryou whispered.
Bakura stormed up the stairs in a rage.
Ryou goggled at him.
"You-you're a girl too?!"
"NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Bakura yelled, spit flecks flying onto Ryou's face.
Ryou wiped away the spit, and stared at his yami.
"I didn't DO anything." Ryou snapped (a/n:*gasp* What am I doing to him?!).
Bakura growled, and grabbed Ryou by the arm.
"We're going to the Pharaoh's house."
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Joey stared at the mirror, apparently lost for words.
"Whoa…I'm hot!" He said, posing for himself.
The phone rang, and (s)he rushed to answer it.
"This is the Wheeler residence." He said, trying to disguise his voice.
"Hey, Joey, it's Yugi!"
"Hey, Yug'! You sound kinda weird…you got a cold or something?"
"Umh…yeah! So, can you bring me my books and assignments after school?"
"Sure…"
"By the way, you sound kinda weird, too. Maybe we caught something?" Yugi asked.
Joey hesitated.
"Maybe…well, I'll bring your books later…'bye Yug'!"
"Thanks! 'Bye!"
Joey hung up, and started digging through a pile of clothes for his uniform.
Proudly, he held up a rumpled blue outfit, and attempted to rub out the wrinkles.
"Crap, this'll never fit me…" He muttered, looking at the zipper that was currently threatening to pop open.
"I wonder if Serenity's got anything…"
He sneaked into the hall and quietly opened his sister's door.
"Hey, Joey! Up so early?"
Joey jumped.
"Oh, hey sis. I um-"
"Joey, what's-oh my god! Joey! What happened! Is there something you want to tell me?" Serenity asked, looking concerned.
Joey scuffed his foot on the ground nervously.
"Well, actually, I just woke up like this…HEY! What're you aiming at?!" He yelled, noticing what Serenity had hinted on.
Serenity giggled, and went to her closet.
"Okay, if you say so."
Joey glared and flipped his hair.
(a/n: OMG!! I can totally imagine Joey doing that!!)
He stopped mid-flip and brought his hair out in front of him.
"What the?!" He said looking at his hip-length blond/gold hair.
Serenity turned around and held in her hand two things: A girls uniform, and a-
"I'M NOT WEARING THAT!!!" Joey exploded, pointing at the bra in Serenity's hand.
She rolled her eyes, and stuffed them in his arms forcefully.
"I get the bathroom first." She said in a sing-songy way.
Before Joey could protest, she ducked past him and dashed to the bathroom.
Joey sighed and looked at the clothing in his arms.
"I can't believe I'm gonna do this…"
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"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
Honda rolled over and slammed his fist on the highly annoying machine.
He closed his eyes, and tried to go back to sleep.
He blinked open his eyes, and noticed something wrong.
Honda looked down.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
His mom rushed in looking worried.
"My god, Hiroto! What happened?!" She asked looking him over.
Honda blushed crimson, and hid under his blankets even more.
She saw his bare shoulders.
"Hiroto, didn't I tell you not to sleep in just boxers just two days ago? Now why were you screaming?"
(a/n: Sorry, Treana, I couldn't resist…*sniggers*)
"Umh…I saw…A SPIDER! And it…scared me…" he finished lamely.
His mother quirked an eyebrow at him, and sighed.
"Don't scare me like that again. At first I thought…never mind…"
She bustled out the door, and Honda relaxed again.
He looked down again, and quickly brought his head back up.
He flashed out of bed, and pulled on a baggy shirt.
"How did this happen???" He asked to no one in particular.
He pulled on his cobalt blue pants, and noticed that they sagged to the floor.
"Oi…I'm shorter!" He grumbled while rolling the pants up so he didn't trip.
"Hiroto, 10 minutes till school starts! Better hurry!" His mom yelled from downstairs.
He cringed.
He slipped the shirt over his head, and tried to flatten his chest.
"Sh!t." He mumbled.
Grudgingly, he walked out of his room and to the bathroom to try and flatten his bust.
Five minutes later, he walked back out, and headed down the stairs and out the front door.
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Cloe: Well? Was it funny, strange, disturbing, are you now psychoneurotically disturbed now? Didja lose half your brain cells just reading this?
Jenny:*runs in doing jumps and flips* WHOOHOO!! REVIEW!!!!!!!
Mandy:*runs in after Jenny* NO MORE SUGAR ,AIBOU!!!!
Jenny: REVIEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
