Jenny: THANKIES!!!*huggles reviewers* I really, really enjoy getting your reviews! They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Cloe: The bathroom's right over there, buddy.
Jenny: -_-;
Cloe: Hehehehe…
Jenny: Anyways, this chapter's gonna be short, cause I ran into a plot hole! *screams of terror* Ahem. I have already asked someone for help on this matter, and hopefully she'll be able to help me…
Mandy: Didn't think the plot up completely, Didja?
Jenny: No, I didn't…
Mandy: Whoa, she admitted it…
Jenny: Shaddup…
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My Immortal
By CFB
Chapter 3
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(Yugi's POV)
I rush back upstairs, and examine the damage in the mirror.
Yami stands behind me, and frowns.
"Aibou, you must go to school." He says.
I nod with a sense of foreboding.
Quickly, I pull on my t-shirt, uniform, and Puzzle.
"Umh, Aibou, it'll look kinda weird if you go to school with the Puzzle…why don't you leave it home with me? And, please, fix your hair. It looks so…unruly. Hold on, I have the gel."
My eyes become the size of dinner plates, and I turn to face Yami.
He smiles at me cheerily, and starts rubbing gel into my hair.
Fifteen minutes later, my hair is slicked back, with one bang hanging on the side.
Yami frowns again, and searches for something in my desk drawer.
"Aha!" He says, holding up a hair tie.
"Oh no, Yami, that's too far-"
He grins, and grabs my hair.
I squeak, and try to slap his hands away…but my arms are too short. Dangit. I hate being a midget!
"There ya go! You look just like a girl! Except…maybe…the outfit…"
"Yami, does it LOOK like I have a girl's uniform around here?!"
"You could always ask Anzu. Or Serenity."
I quirk an eyebrow at him.
"They're both a LOT taller than me. The mini skirt would look like…a long skirt!" I say, trying to figure out what the longer skirts are called.
Yami laughs.
"Okay, Yugi, I-"
The shop bell rings.
"Of course! He's right upstairs!" I hear Grampa say.
O_O
Uh-oh…
My door opens and Ryou steps inside.
He gapes.
I point at him.
"You're a girl too!!" We both yell at the same time.
"Yugi, what happened?"
"I dunno…this just…happened…as if it were some sort of curse…(a/n: He doesn't know how right he is)" I mumble.
"Bakura…he wanted to know if Yami knew…" Ryou says even more softly than usual.
I strain to hear him.
"Um, Yami's right there." I point to my desk.
Ryou looks.
"No he isn't."
I whip around.
"Yami?!" I yell.
The door opens again, and Yami and Bakura walk in, grinning like idiots.
Ryou and I glance at each other.
"What did you two do?"
Yami giggles, very uncharacteristically.
"Two…hott guys…walking…down street!" Bakura says through fits of giggles.
Ryou and I roll our eyes, and look out the window.
Yami and Bakura giggle again, and run down the stairs.
Seconds later, we see them flirting horrendously with the boys who weren't exactly what you'd call cute…
I shrug, and grab my book bag.
"C'mon, Ryou. We're gonna be late for school."
For some reason, I don't think this day will be very inviting…
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(Joey's POV)
Blushing, I try to walk confidently towards Yugi's house, where we always meet.
My jaw drops.
There in the middle of the sidewalk, is Yami and Bakura, talking and giggling with two guys that I don't know. Thank the gods.
I turn into the shop, and walk up towards Yugi's room.
"Hey, Joey!" Ryou greets me.
I stare at him.
There's something abnormal about him…I may be blonde, but I can tell a girl apart from a guy, and this is no guy.
I back up.
"Where's Yugi?" I ask.
"Oh, he's talking to Mr. Mouto about something…"
"Who are you?" I ask cautiously.
"It's me! Ryou! Can't you tell?" She asks.
I back up farther.
"No, not really, no. Why are you a *gulp* girl?"
"Why are you a girl? Are you prejudiced against girls?!"
"NO! I like girls, they're hott, but…is Yugi a girl?" I whisper the last part.
"Yep! And so are Yami and Bakura, as you could most likely tell. Are they STILL out there?"
Ryou moves away to look out the window.
The door bumps into me.
"Whoops! Oh sorry, Jou…whoa."
Yugi looks stunned. Utterly, speechlessly stunned.
I sigh, and roll my eyes.
"Yes, I'm a girl too. And it IS me, Joey. By the way, you may need this. Serenity left so, I stole some of these from her dresser. Thought I'd give her payback…guess it turned out for the good." I say, handing Yugi a bag.
Whoa am I running off at the mouth!
Yugi opens the bag, and gives a small cry.
"Thanks, Jou!" He says, running back to the bathroom.
He sticks his head back in.
"Ryou, c'mon. Jou brought us something!"
Ryou leaves with Yugi, and I sit down on the bed.
Curiously, I look out the window.
"Ugh!"
I move away, and sit back down, disgusted.
That is just not right…I mean seriously, Yami and Bakura full on hitting on some guys they JUST MET?! Jeez…some people…
Yugi and Ryou walk back in, and hand me the bag back.
I smirk, and put the bag back in my backpack.
(a/n: Yes, I am evil, so I will let you guess what's in the bag…hehe…don't think too pervertedly, now. Actually, for once, it's NOT perverted! It's just…nevermind…)
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(Honda's POV)
Cripes. I think I'm just gonna say something about a stomach ache, and lounge at the nurses office. They know me pretty well, I do this once every month anyways. They were probably looking forward to my visit…right?
Crap. Who'm I kidding?! They wont even recognize me when I'm a girl! Life bites…hard (lol).
I shift my backpack, and sit on a stone ledge outside of the campus, and wait.
I wait for a few minutes, and look up expectantly at the sound of 5 pairs of feet heading down the sidewalk.
"Hey, Honda!" Jou calls.
I wince. He sounds so…femaleish! Wait, I do too…shat.
We get a good look at each other, and burst out laughing.
"Oh-my-god! We're ALL girls!" Yugi says, gasping for breath.
The bell rings, and we hurry inside.
"By the way, Yug', nice hair." I mutter.
He smiles.
"Yami put it up. Thank him."
Anzu waves us towards her.
"Hi! You guys must be new!"
We glance shiftily at one another.
"Uh…actually, I'm Yugi's twin cousin! He was sick today, so I came in his place." Yugi lies.
Nice one, midget man.
"And, uh, Joey's my second cousin. He was also sick, so I came for him, you know, just ta get his work and stuff." Joey says.
Shoot, Ryou's the only one who hasn't made up a lie!
"I am new here. I just met these three, so I came along with them." Ryou says, turning crimson in his cheeks.
Anzu turns to me.
"I-er-live near Honda, and since he is out of town, he told me to take his place at school." I say quietly.
"Funny, you look uncannily like him…well, what're your names?"
All of us shift uncomfortably.
"Everyone sit down and shut up. I hope you haven't lost your brains over the long weekend."
I sigh in relief.
Saved by the Algebra teacher!
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Jenny: Thank yous!
Treana: No, only these ones are girls. In the next chapter, the plot will hopefully unfold, and everyone will see the whole point of this fic!
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