Cloe: Hehehe…this should be interesting…I'll make the announcements short and sweet. This fic is weird. Obviously. The chapters will be short, but I will update sooner. K?

Jenny: Can't be more blatant than that…

Cloe: And someone commented on a plot twist. THANKS! I thought it up myself and forced Jenn to put it in this!

Jenny: But you heard what Kelsey said earlier…you're gonna return the favor by putting MY ideers in here, too. And thank you, Kelsey, for such a lovely plot twist idea. I'll be modifying it a bit, but it'll still work.^_^;

Mandy: I thought this was gonna be shorter than the usual?

Cloe: O_O

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My Immortal

By CFB's yami, Cloe

Chapter 6

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(Nope, no POV's this time either. Trust me, I will put POV's in this later)

"Hey!" Anzu called during her break.

Yugi smiled and waved.

"Whatcha doing?" She asked.

Honda coughed.

"We were considering trying out for cheerleading. Thought we'd watch a bit first." Yugi responded cheerily.

That's when Anzu's cell phone rang.

"Hello, this is Anzu Mazaki!"

She paused for a moment.

"Yugi? Yugi's not here right now…would you like his twin cousin?"

Another pause.

"Okay! Here she is!"

Anzu handed the phone to Yugi.

"Yugi, I'm all set! Bring them all over and we'll have our party!" Tiami's voice rang through the speaker.

Yugi resisted the urge to crunch the cell with his foot.

"Okay, Yami, I'm coming." Yugi said glumly.

He hung up before Tiami could chastise him for not using her new name.

"Yami? That sounded like a girl."

Yugi shook his head.

"That's MY yami. Her name's Tiami. She's just a bit…girly and hyper."

He stood up.

"C'mon, we gotta go get, er, ramen for Yugi! Let's go. See ya, Mazaki!"

The boys ran out of the gym, and halfway to the game shop.

"What was Yami planning when he left?" Honda asked.

Yugi cringed.

"A…slumber party."

They all shuddered, and walked slowly down the walk.

"HI! Tiami sent me to look for you!" Bakura yelled from up ahead.

"Hey, Vanessa." Honda grunted. He walked past her, and walked a bit faster.

Joey caught up with him.

"Scary…"

Honda nodded his agreement gloomily.

Yugi, Ryou, and…Vanessa stayed behind, Vanessa chatting gaily with the other two.

"I think Tiami went out a bit on her limb to get this party. You should look happy! Put on a smile!" She said, stretching Ryou's lips into a smile/grimace.

He slapped her away and frowned.

"Bakura, you're acting really…weird."

She pouted.

"'Weird'? I think the world would be a much happier place if everyone was weird and eccentric like…ME! And Tiami! Dontcha think? It would be like a world full of me!"

Ryou and Yugi looked at each other with eyes as wide as dinner plates.

'That would be one scary world…' Yugi thought to himself.

A sleek, black limo flew past them.

"Kaiba." Ryou said.

"Thank you Captain Obvious. Who else would go 70 kilometers per hour towards school?! He's probably gonna bribe the vice principal again for missing school." Yugi stated, trying to imitate Kaiba handing over a wad of yen to Mr. Hiryuki.

Ryou and Vanessa laughed, and tried to catch up with Honda and Jou.

Meanwhile…

Tiami giggled to herself as she hung up more pink frills around Yugi's room.

"This will soo much fun!" She squealed, admiring her work with pride.

The doorbell rang, and she rushed down to see who it was.

Her face drooped at the sight.

Just another customer. Do they ever stop coming?

She ambled back into the living room, and took off her apron.

(a/n: WHY do the Mouto's have aprons in their house???)

Sighing, she plopped down on the couch, and turned on the TV and started flipping through channels. She stopped on a foreign cooking show.

"BAM!" The man on screen said.

Tiami jumped slightly, and turned on the captions.

'Emerald: Now swirl the mushrooms around in the fry pan a few times then add some pepper…BAM!'

She jumped again and turned the channel.

She smiled as she landed on a soap opera.

The doorbell rang again, and she didn't bother.

Yugi, Jou, Vanessa, Honda, and Ryou came trudging in, and all of them except Vanessa lapsed into silent giggles.

Tiami turned to them, beaming.

"Hullo! Dinner's on the stove, it'll be ready in about 5 minutes."

"Awright! I'm starving!" Joey yelled.

"Me too!" Honda added.

Vanessa rolled her eyes, and flopped down next to Tiami.

"We're having Knish."

The four of them looked at each other with their eyebrow's raised.

Finally, Ryou broke the silence.

"What the hell is Knish?"

"Umh…something I found on TV." Tiami answered.

Yugi put his hands on his hips.

"Have you been watching cooking American cooking shows again?"

Tiami nodded slightly.

"They looked really good! And appetizing! And since I rented a foreign movie…"

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

Tiami and Vanessa fell off the couch in shock.

"Which movie Didja rent?"

"Is it going to be corny like that other one you rented a while back?"

"Is it funny?"

"Can we eat while we're watching it?"

They all turned to look at Joey.

"What?! I told ya I'm hungry!"

Vanessa copied her earlier motion of the eyes, and shoved the questions away with a wave of her hand.

"It's called 'The Ring'. Supposedly it's pretty scary. Guess we'll find out, won't we? We're watching it at night, though. First, we'll be eating dinner, then we'll play a little game Tiami and I found, and then we'll watch the movie, k?"

They nodded obediently. It was disastrous not to with Bakura.

(a/n: Did that make sense?*re-reads it* Yeah…okay…I meant it was disastrous not to nod when Bakura asked a yes or no question. Sorry about the interruption.)

Three and a half hours later…

"Told ya it was gonna be corny." Ryou said with satisfaction.

Yugi shrugged.

"Aren't they all?"

Tiami and Vanessa glared daggers at them while shaking like leaves.

Joey walked back into the room with a handful of chips.

"Aww, did I miss the ending?" He asked.

"Yeah…it WAS kind of scary…I mean, that Samara person was really creepy. And the part with the kid. 'Don't you get it, Rachel? She never sleeps!' That was freaky." Honda said.

Vanessa shivered.

"I thought the whole thing was weird! Of course I didn't scream like a certain pharaoh." She teased.

Tiami shook her head.

"I'm not Pharaoh! NOW I'm Pharaoh's twin sister!"

They sweat-dropped, and changed the subject.

"So how do you make those Knish things?" Joey asked.

They all laughed, and talked on till the middle of the night.

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(nope, that's not the end!)

Yugi woke at the sound of his alarm to find Tiami's arms wrapped around his neck.

He shook her off, and stood up quietly.

Quickly, he made his way to the bathroom, forgetting to turn off the alarm.

Joey yawned and stretched.

"Gawd, that noise is the most annoying thing I've ever heard!" He said grumpily.

Honda smacked him.

"Shut up, mom. I'm sleeping."

Joey rubbed his sore cheek, and slapped Honda back.

"Ouch!"

He sat straight up and glared at Joey.

"What was that for?!"

"For hitting me!"

"I didn't hit you!"

"Yes you did!"

"Did not!"

"Did too! Look at the handprint on my cheek!"

"…"

"HA! Can't beat that evidence!" Joey cried triumphantly.

"Dude, there IS no handprint on your cheek…but there is a homicidal tomb robber…standing right behind you…"

Joey gulped, and looked behind him slowly.

Vanessa exploded almost immediately which woke up Ryou and Tiami.

"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY BEAUTY SLEEP!"

"Didn't do much good, did it?"

Joey slapped his hands over his mouth the moment after saying that.

Vanessa's eyes widened, and her face turned red with anger.

Minutes later, Joey was hanging on the window sill, whimpering.

Luckily, he was wearing some pajama pants that he'd borrowed from Yami's closet (The bottoms still went up past his ankles), because at that moment some early gamers walked up to the shop.

As most would, they noticed Joey there in his PJs and completely helpless.

A few whistled, and the rest scoffed at Joey.

Joey tried desperately to climb back in the window, but not before…

"Hey Andy! Whatcha doing up there?" Anzu called.

Joey mumbled something that I cannot write in here because it is way to foul for the rating.

"Can ya help me out here?!" He called.

"Of course! Do you know where a ladder is?"

"Umh…" Joey started.

A hand reached out the window, and grabbed Joey's arm.

"Don't worry, Mazaki, I got it!" Yugi called down.

"Hey Yukiri!" Anzu said.

Yugi smiled, and dragged Joey up slowly.

"I really need to start working out…" He muttered to himself.

Joey fell to his knees and made a fist.

"That Bakura is gonna pay!"

Vanessa's eyes widened, and she dashed out the room and locked herself in the bathroom.

Joey growled.

"Don't worry, Jou, she's always cranky in the mornings. Trust me." Ryou said, wincing a bit.

"Yeah, well, I don't like being whistled at while holding on to a window for dear life in the mornings either!" He argued.

Honda laughed.

"What's so funny?!"

"You were only hanging 14 feet above ground. You could have easily landed without hurting yourself."

Joey opened his mouth and closed it again.

Vanessa stuck her head back in the room.

"Hey, Jou, I'm…sorry."

"You better be." Joey said, looking fiercely at the white-haired girl.

"Who wants their hair put up first?" Tiami asked, completely oblivious to the tense air around herself.

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Cloe: Ooh, I think this shall be fun! Hehe. Here's a sneak preview of the next chapter:

'"Look who actually showed up!" A girl scoffs.

Seto Kaiba ignores her, and takes his seat in the farthest back corner, as usual. He scowls down at his desk, and shifts so his face was in the sunlight pouring down through the window.

I realize that he is truly handsome…'

Mandy: Sounds good, Cloe. So…when are you actually gonna post THAT chapter? It took ya long enough on this one.

Cloe: Hey, I was trying to make it longer, and I've got another story to write for Jenny on fiction press, and a lot of other stuff.

Jenny: Oh, yes. I have another assignment for ya. Write my literature story. It's man versus law, so it should be easy for you.

Cloe: -_-; What's that sposed ta mean?

Mandy: Hehehe…you don't wanna know.

Jenny: I need it finished in a week. By Friday you should be starting the final draft, got it? And watch the grammar, it counts as both literature and English test grade. Well, go on! And I planned it all out on these three sheets of paper.^_^

Cloe: Thankies first!!

MistralMikasha and MikoIshtar: You changed the name again? Wow, I've only had two different pennames…but, yes, there shall be much blackmail on the pharaoh…hehe…

Labyrinth of chaos: Sure! As soon I have the time to figure out how to scan pictures…eh heh *blush*

Shadow's Girl12: Yesh, Tiami is completely insane…it's all part of my evil plan…I MEAN Marik's evil plan…yeah…that's it…hehehehehehe. Ahem, I'll send the pictures to all who ask for them.^_^

Misura: Umh…I'm not sure myself what will happen. Heh, haven't gotten that far.^_^ I actually had Joey hitting Honda, but then I figured since Honda's the sensitive one to other people's feelings…yeah. Tiami may come in handy pretty soon, though…she's not THAT bad of a yami…I don't think, anyways.*innocent grin*

Kenshins_gurl: I could tell…hehe. Yesh, supposedly Trish is right in the mind and I'm…not…O.o Talk with you at school!

Seto-Kaiba's-fan: You're the second one to mention blackmail! And there's more in this chapter, too…poor Yami.

Tiami: MY NAME IS TIAMI!!!

Jenny: Whoa, how'd you get here?*pushes Tiami back in story*

Mandy: How do you do that?!

Jenny:*shrugs* Iunno.

Cloe: Welp, please review!! Hold up, did I just say PLEASE?! What is happening to me?! Aibou this is all your fault!

Jenny: I thank you.

Cloe: «_«

All three: REVIEW!!