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The Blastoise Show!

Announcer: da na na na da nana da nana na da dada da dada dada!

THE BLASTOISE SHOW!*explosion*

Now here's your host..Blastoise!

Blastoise: *comes out to the stage* good evening and welcome to my show where I torture the pokemon cast for your entertainment! Today we have 2 specials guests. we will be accompanied by Ash and Misty and a performance by Joe Budden with his new single "pump it up" now lets give a round of a applause to Ash !

*applause*

*Ash teleports to the show*

Ash: *weight lifting a pencil* 98, 99, 100! Whew! That was a good work out

Blastoise: *ahem*

Ash:*turns around* what the- where am I?! *looks at blastoise* wow! A blastoise! Must catch it! *pulls out pokeball*

Blastoise: hey hey hey! What you think you doing?!

Ash: get ready to be caught blastoise!

Blastoise: son put the pokeball down and no one will get hurt

Ash: wait till Gary sees this!*throws pokeball*

*in slow motion blastoise dodges the pokeball*

Blastoise: that's it! Security!

* Sponge bob comes in*

Sponge bob: I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready

Blastoise: *announcer voice* sponge bob are u ready?!

Sponge bob: IM READY!

Blastoise: ok.laugh

Sponge bob: *does his annoying laugh**stops**grin*

Ash: um what was that for?

Blastoise: *shrugs* I dunno

Ash: well I'm am still gonna catch u!

Blastoise: oh no u won't *suddenly a tranquilizer appears at blastoise hand and he throws it ash*

Ash: *hit* ahh! *struggling, but still moving*

Blastoise: it's still moving! *throws chair*

Ash: *gets hit wit chair but still moving*

Blastoise it won't die!!! What am I gonna do?!!!*light bulb*

*blastoise pulls out a piece of paper and draws a stick figure of misty*

Blastoise: here*gives drawing to ash* go nuts*

Ash: *struggling to open his left eye* misty! My love *kisses paper then dies*

Blastoise: *sigh* that was close...*sits back in his desk* any ways! Let's bring out misty!

* Misty teleports into the stage*

Misty: huh?! What kinda place is this?!

Blastoise: hey babe, welcome to my show

Misty: wow! A Blastoise

Blastoise: don't even think about it or your end up like your amigo

Misty:*looks at ash* ash?! What happened to you?!

Ash: x_x

Misty: *tear* what did you do to him?!

Blastoise: hey he was going crazy so somebody had to stop him*gets up and puts arm around misty* but uh now since he is outta of the way how about you and me cuddle after the show *wink*

Misty:*slaps blastoise* get away from me!

Blastoise: did.you.just touch the face?

Misty: um yea!

Blastoise: DID YOU JUST TOUCH THE FACE?!

Misty: *whimper*

Man:* fall from the sky and into the studio*

*silence*

man: *gets up and dusts himself off* sorry about that *walks away wit his one leg*

Blastoise: ok where were we?

Misty: I just slapped you and u started screaming at me

Blastoise: o yea..: DID YOU JUST TOUCH THE FACE?!

Misty:*whimpers..again*

Blastoise: that's it! Hell broke lose up in here! You just did not touch the face you lil skinny ass red head betta get outta here before I make that crooked ponytail go straight!

Misty:*runs out off the studio*

Blastoise:*throws ash her way* don't forget this!*closes the door*

Blastoise: WHO SHE THINK SHE IS?! TOUCH THE FACE.WHY I OUTTA-*goes on rampage*

*stand by*

*Commercial*

Charmander: damn these stupid trainers! They keep bothering me!

Bulbasaur: I know what you mean

Pikachu: *comes out in a suit holding a bottle* well I got the product for you!

Charmander and Bulbasaur: huh?

Pikachu: PIKACHU URINE!

Charmander and bulbasaur: pikachu urine?

Pikachu: that's right! When trainers take one sniff of this they'll be gone forever!

*Tracey appears*

Tracey: hey, what are u guys doing?

Pikachu:*talking to charmander and bulbasaur* watch this *hold up bottle to Tracey* pika!

Tracey: u want me to smell it?

Pikachu: *happily nods*

Tracey: ok *sniffs it* *dies*

Charmander: hey it worked!

Pikachu: yup this baby can help you solve your troubles!

Bulbasaur: where can we get one?

Pikachu: its really simple just call 1 - 800- get -rid -of -trainers- because -pikachu -want -to rule- the -world and you get a year supply of pikachu urine

Charmander: but how much does it cost?

Pikachu: there is no cost! This is our donation to you! to help all pokemon out there!

*all pokemon gets closer to the screen*

Everybody: so get pokemon urine today!

Announcer: to get one year supply of pikachu urine call 1-800-get -rid- of- pokemon trainers- because- pikachu -wants -to -rule- the- world- today!

*end of commercial*

Blastoise: *chuckles* whew almost lost the cool but now its back!

*Cheer*

Blastoise: Jim how's the face?

Jim: beautiful like always sir

Blastoise: good! Now let's bring our special guest.. JOE BUDDEN!

*crowd goes wild*

*caterpie in a phat farm suit and one air force one on its tail come out* caterpie Pump p p pump pump p p p pump

Pump p p pump pump it up

Pump p p pump pump p pump p pump

Pump p p pump pump it up

(Just Blaze)

Pump p p pump pump it up

We gon do it like (Uuh, uuh, uuh) Blastoise: cut the music! Who the hell are you?! Caterpie: I'm Joe Budden! Blastoise: no your not, your just a caterpie Caterpie: fine! *rips off clothes* I'm just a bum that lives in a pink box in the parking lot under a car in the middle of nowhere.but you'll see one day I am gonna- Blastoise: rule the world? Caterpie: no even worse! One day I am gonna have..two boxes ^-^ Blastoise: um yea... Whatever. security! *2 machoke comes in and drags caterpie out of the stage* Caterpie: no! You cant do this to me! Ill be back!*echo* Blastoise: ok yea whatever..well that's it for tonight, see you next time in.. Audience: THE BLASTOISE SHOW!*cheer* Blastoise: goodnight! *gets on top of desk and starts dancing* that's right! I'm shaking what my mama gave me!