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Chapter 2

Announcer: da na na na da nana da nana na da dada da dada dada!

THE BLASTOISE SHOW!*explosion*

Now here's your host..Blastoise!

Blastiose: thank you, thank you and welcome to my show! The only show where I torture the pokemon cast for your entertainment! Today we have special guest Rudy!

*Rudy teleports to the show*

Rudy: misty, love come back to me. hey where am I?

Blastoise: hey Rudy welcome to my show

Rudy: why am I here?

Blastoise: so I can bother you! ^.^

Rudy: are we on live television?

Blastoise: uhhh.yea

Rudy: *runs to camera and puts his face close to the screen* misty if you are watching this I just want to say that I love you! Please come back!!! I'm a wreck wit out you!

Blastoise: security get that thing off my camera its ruining my shots

*they sit Rudy down unto the chair*

Blastoise: Rudy c'mon get over it, misty likes ash not you.ASH not you the keyword is ASH

Rudy: WHERE IS HE?!

Blastoise: I dunno?

Rudy: imma kill him for taking misty away from me! First imma bite his ear then I going to-

Blastoise: hey man calm down its not that serious, she ain't that pretty plus I like them girl wit them curves *grin* Rudy: misty got curves!

Blastoise: yea and Tracey's skinny

Rudy: he is?!

Blastoise: no

Rudy: ohh.but misty got something there

Blastoise: yea a whole bunch of bones and maybe skin but that's it *puts his arm around Rudy* there are more people out there my friend

Rudy:*looks at Blastoise arms around his shoulder*

Blastoise: *quickly removes arm* and it ain't me

Rudy: but misty is the only on for me!

Blastoise: look imma help you out

Rudy: you will?

Blastoise: yup! But first I have to unite the 3 people in the whole world that can't get a girl! Let's welcome Brock!

*Brock teleports to the show*

Brock: what is this place?!

Blastoise: hello Brock and welcome to my show!

Brock: what am I doing here?!

Blastoise: well I am going to do the miraculous act and get you a girl!

Brock: *anime cry* dreams do come true*sniffle*

Blastoise: but we can't do that until we bring.Tracey!

*Tracey teleports to the show*

Tracey: it's raining men alleluia! Its rai- hey this isn't professor's oak lab!

Blastoise: nope and thank god it isn't! You're in my show now!

Tracey: what for?

Blastoise: well Tracey, since I'm a generous and kind person I am gonna help get somebody so you wont be 70 year old in retirement home wit nuthin to grab instead of your-

Tracey: teddy bear?

Blastoise: O.o if u want to you can call it that but the point is I going to get you a girl

Tracey: geez thanks!

Brock: and who are you gonna hook us up with

Blastoise: some girls

Rudy: who?

Blastoise: Jim! Bring out the girls!

*3 gorgeous girls come out and they are all waving and blowing kisses at Brock, Tracey, and Rudy*

Brock, Tracey and Rudy: *drool*

Blastoise: Jim! Not those girls!

*girls get thrown out the studio*

Blastoise: bring out the GIRLS!

*3 old ladies appear*

1st old lady: I think I died and gone to heaven cause look it these 3 hot men

Rudy: please don't let me this be happening to me

Brock: you said you was gonna hook us up wit some girls

Blastoise: I did! ^.^

Brock: but not with old ladies!

Tracey: I don't know what you guys are complaining about they looooook goooood! *Tracey winks at 3rd old lady and they about to leave the studio together*

*Todd comes outta nowhere with a pink dress in holdin one high heel shoe *

Todd: *Bronx girl attitude* and where you think you going?!

Tracey: *turns around and gasp* Todd! Its not what u think

Todd:*swingin shoe* I turn around for one minute and there u go cheatin on me wit this old hag

Old lady: oooo no she didn't! hold me back! Hold me back!

Tracey: but baby I love you

Todd: don't you baby me! *sniffle* how can u do this to the kids?!

*the audience gasps*

Tracey: but we never had kids

Todd: I'm talking about the dogs!

Old lady: well too bad freak he's mine now!

Todd: ooh yea! *grabs on to the old lady's saggy breast and flings her out the studio*

Audience: oooooooooooooooooo*chanting*BLASTOISE! BLASTOIE! BLASTOISE!

Blastoise:*yelling over the audience* uhhh its getting to crazy around here we'll be back after these messages!

*commercial*

Nurse joy: nobody likes it when people get hurt so please don't abuse pokemon. If you know a pokemon that is being severely abused please call *a squirtle with one eye comes to the screen holding the phone number* 1-800 pokemon abuse because nobody wants to get hurt.

*another commercial*

*a fat snorlax is sittn on the couch flippin the channel until he sees a pikachu in a suit*

Pikachu:*taps screen* hey you, yea you, I know your fat you know you fat, your family know your fat but do u wanna change all of that? Then buy Pikachu's bodies in motion its my new work out video that makes you lose 10,000,000,000 pounds in one day!

Snorlax: *eyes wide open* one day?! Pikachu: yup that's right! One day! Now look at this jigglypuff * in the "before" image you see a sad regular jiggly puff but in the "after" image you see a popped jiggly puff with no air on the ground*

Pikachu: I even use this my self * u see the before and after image which both make no difference* and look at how I turned out! Now hear what this pokemon has to say who used my product

*you see a hitmochop wit one arm and half a leg and a bandage over his head and he has 5 missin teeth*

hitmontop: I think everybody should use this product I mean it has done wonders for me and I recommended to my family and friends and I recommend this product to you, hey I might have had diarrhea a couple of times and a quite few illness but this product works

pikachu: its simple just call 1 800 get rid of fat because pikachu wants to rule the world and you'll get 100 videos of pikachu's bodies in motion with just a low price of 1.99!

*you see the snorlax dialing the number*

Pikachu: so call today!*bites a chicken leg*

*end of commercials*

Blastoise: well during the commercials Todd and Tracey made up and made a vow to not cheat on each other again

Audience: awwww

Blastoise: but as for Brock and Rudy we'll let this clip tell you what happen with them

*in the clip you see Brock and Rudy chased by 2 old ladies*

Brock:*running* ahhhhhhh!

1st old lady: give some bichuela(beans) to abuela!

Rudy and Brock: *running* AHHHHHHHH!

*End of clip*

Blastoise well today is Friday and you know what that means

Audience: free style Friday!

Blastoise: yup and today, its jiggly puff vs. pikachu Blastoise: now have fun and make as many good rhymes as you can

*pikachu and jiggly nod*

*rap music starts playing*

Pikachu: yo yo still lookin for the dough While your sill being my ho c'mon girl find something to do Cause as you can see nobody wants you Cause you're just a pink puff Wit a nasty butt But I got the bitches and I got the bling bling But all you can do is freakin sing So don't waste your time here Come back another year Or maybe never Cause in your conditions you can never get better But let me give you a tip Guys like us like girls wit big ti-

*ding! Ding! Ding!*

Audience: oooooo*chanting* go pika go pika go pika!

Blastoise: well times up pikachu now it's your turn jiggly

*rap music plays again*

jiggly:uh uh uh so that's all you can do call me ugly? When you the one getting kinda chubby Stupid pikachu getting so freakin fat And all up on ash's ass Stuck on his balls Every time he calls And you makin fun of my singing When you got no ding a ling ling But even though people sleep When I sing But you know it's me when you find shit on your face Cause silly drawings is what I leave as a trace

*ding ding ding*

*rap music stops*

Blastoise: its time to decide the winner..audience?

Audience: *chanting*PIKA! PIKA! PIKA!

Blastoise: then pikachu is the winner!

Pikachu: *cross arms* yo

Blastoise: well that's then end of my show make sure I see you next time on the..

Audience: THE BLASTOISE SHOW!*crowds go wild*

Blastoise: *dancing with jiggly*c'mon jiggly get your freak on!

A/N: I know I can't rap..but still send some reviews!