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Chapter 2

Announcer: da na na na da nana da nana na da dada da dada dada!

THE BLASTOISE SHOW!*explosion*

Now here's your host......Blastoise!

Blastoise: *walks out onto the stage* thank you, thank you, and welcome to my show. The only show where I torture the pokemon cast for your entertainment! Today we're gonna have a surprise artist perform for us today, but before we get started doesn't any body ever wonder what happened with Brock and Professor Ivy that caused Brock to leave?

Audience: *nods*

Blastoise: well that's why we got Professor Ivy here to help us explain what happened! Let's welcome Professor Ivy!

*professor ivy teleports to the show*

Professor Ivy: *fixing weave* don't I just look gorgeous today...wait this isn't my bedroom!

Blastoise: *sniffle* unfortunly it isn't...but we can change that if you want... *grin*

Professor ivy: wow a talking Blastoise!!!

Blastoise: don't you even think about touching me or you'll end up where he is *shows a picture of ash smiling with 3 teeth and has one arm and half a leg in the hospital*

Professor Ivy: *whimpers and sits down*

Blastoise: now to my question! What do you think of Brock?

Professor Ivy: *starts fantasizing and talks in a regular mans voice * Brock is a gorgeous piece of meat, with great hair with a great peni- *clears throat and talks girly* I mean personality *giggle*

Blastoise: *angry* so then what happened that caused Brock to leave?

Professor Ivy: he uh...did not accept certain things so he left...

Blastoise: hmm... I feel like bothering Brock again... so let's bring him out!

*Brock teleports to the show*

Brock: *holds hand on his smacked cheek* call me!

Blastoise: *evil laughter* hello Brock

Brock: not you again!!! Because of you, I almost got laid by an old lady!

Audience: ewww!

Blastoise: don't blame me! I got you a girl as u asked *evil grin*

Brock: why I outta-*sees professor ivy* Professor Ivy!

Professor Ivy: *gets up and gives him a squeeze hug* hello my love! where did u go? I've missed you!!

Brock: get off you homo! I told you I don't go that way!!!

Blastoise: did u just say homo?!

Brock: yes! Because professor ivy is actually....a man!

Audience:*gasp*

Blastoise: *eyes get large* what! *smacks head* bad bad fantasies!!

Professor ivy: so what? I'm a man! *shows penis to everyone*

Audience: *covers there eyes*

Blastoise:*hides behind desk in fear* please put that lil thing away!

Professor Ivy: *puts penis back in thong*

Blastoise: did u really have to wear the thong?!

Professor ivy: *big grin* its by designer Gay Man Tracey for gay men I wear it especially for Brock *licks lips*

Brock: *punches Professor Ivy* leave me alone I'm not gay!!!!!

Audience: ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!! BLASTOISE! BLASTOISE! BLASTIOSE!

*Tracey and Professor oak come out of nowhere in Tracey's gay men thongs holding stop homo phobia sign*

Tracey: look at you people supporting this kind of action!

Blastoise: look at you in that thong! What the hell are you doing on my show!

Professor oak: *African accent* give us-us free!!!

Tracey: *whispering to professor oak* what are you doing?

Professor oak: I thought we were auditioning for Amistad?

Tracey: no that's on Saturday

Professor oak: ohh....

Blastoise: you got 10 seconds to explain why you're here

Tracey: *starts speaking fast* we here to stop the violence that homo phobics always have toward us...

Professor Oak: *yelling we want respect and equality in the background of Tracy's speech*

Tracey: so we can all look ahead and take a new step towards peace in the world!

*silence*

*One pokemon claps*

Blastoise: not good enough!!!!

*logs and sticks come out of nowhere and Blastoise lights it up and starts a big fire*

Blastoise: you shall burn *evil look* IN THE FIRE OF DOOM!!!

*Brock and Blastoise starts walking towards Tracey and professor oak*

*African drums start playing*

Brock and Blastoise: *chanting* HOO HOO HEE HA HOO! HOO HOO HEE HA HOO!

Professor Oak: hey do you hear the drums? That means I say my lines now right?

Tracey: no! That means we runaway!*starts running*

*Brock and Blastoise grab them and toss them into the fire*

Professor ivy: *tip toeing out of the studio*

Blastoise: *starts speaking African and points at professor ivy*

*professor ivy is thrown into the fire just for the hell of it*

Blastoise *dancing around the fire* we'll be back after these commercials!

*1st Commercial*

Announcer: he asks the questions no one will ask...

Pikachu: *talking to Brock* can you open your eyes?

Brock: *shakes head sadly*

Announcer: he won't stop till he gets an answer...

Pikachu: *knocks on Misty's door*

Misty: for the last time I am not gonna answer your question to see if I had a sexual relationship with Brock!

Pikachu: *lifts up shirt* will you answer it now?

Announcer: and he's always live!

Pikachu:*wearing yellow toupee (a/n: I'm not sure if that's how you spell it* that's right watch my show, "on air with pikachu" the only show where your questions finally get answered.

Announcer: watch "on air with pikachu" forever on the pikachu is gonna rule the world channel

Pikachu: *high on caffeine* we'll be waiting for you!

*2nd commercial*

*May looking in the mirror* May: damn everybody keeps making fun of my boobs because they're too small! How is bobby ever gonna ask me to the dance now...

*Pikachu in suit comes out of the window*

Pikachu: woooahhhhh what the hell, you got no boobies!

May: *sigh* don't remind me...

Pikachu: well I got the product for you!

May: hmm what product?

Pikachu: *holds out bat* Pikachu's Breast Enhancers!

May: but that is just a bat!

Pikachu: not just any old bat! Watch this *hits May's breast with the bat"

May: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! My breast!!! How is by hitting my breast gonna work?!

Pikachu: look at your breast now

*May's breast starts getting swollen making her breast look like a D cup*

May: wow! even though it hurts my boobs do look bigger! *smiles* ouch *giggles*

*at school*

May: I hope this works*hits her breast with pikachu's breast enhancers bat*

*boobs start getting bigger*

Bobby: *walking and notices may* hey what's up May

May: *nervous* hi-hi

Bobby: *notices bruises on her breast* whoa! What the hell happen?

Pikachu: *nervous chuckle* what a weird way of asking her to the dance *gives bobby evil eye*

Bobby: uh yea! Um will you go to the dance with me?

May:*excited* sure! *bobby walks away*

May: *turns to the camera* now I got a date and bigger boobs ^.^

Pikachu: another happy ending to one of our customers! So what are you waiting for call now!

Announcer: to get Pikachu's Breast Enhancers call 1-800-get bigger boobs because Pikachu wants rule the world today!

Pikachu: bye bye flat chest hello big boobs!

*end of commercial*

Blastoise: welcome back to the show! Now I'm gonna bring out our surprise guest! Everyone welcome pop princess Christina Aguilera with her new single "the voice within"!

*pichu comes in wearing chaps and a black wig*

Pichu: young girl don't cry I'll be right here when your world start to-

Blastoise: cut the music!

*music stops*

Pichu: what's wrong you don't like my outfit?!

Blastoise: no I love it! I wanted to ask you where you got it?

Pichu: oh it's Versace

Blastoise: you look great! How u get so thin?!

Pichu: thanks! I was on the Atkins diet ^.^

Blastoise: ohhh interesting! ...wait...who the hell are you?!

Pichu: I am a member from the "Caterpie Boxtakers Association" also known as the "C.B.A"

Blastoise: so what's the point of you being here?!

Pichu: I'm here to retrieve as many boxes to master caterpie! So hand over ya boxes!

Blastoise: sorry but we got no boxes

Pichu: *points water gun to Blastoise's head* I said give it to me now!!

Blastoise: oh no you didn't! *takes pichu's clothes then throws him into the fire of doom with the others* That's the end of our show! Good night! *tries on the clothes, but then it rips*

Pichu: *burning* you won't here the last of us!!!

Blastoise: *throws gasoline into the fire* shut up!

*explosion*

Blastoise: uh oh...

A/N: another chappie is finally up! I hope you likey! Remember to review please! ^.^