(Sorry I forgot to mention all of the kids are 14)
Jamie hopped onto the couch next to Brian who was now completely absorbed in his carton of Chinese food and the episode of Jeopardy that was playing on the TV.
Cam: So… Jamie, you were in Brian's room last night?
Jamie: Yeah so what?
Cam: Well I was wondering how about you sneak into my room shall we say about 12, 12:30? (He sits down next to her and puts his arm around her)
Jamie: I would rather chew broken glass.
Cam: (looking disappointed) well yeah, well umm…
Paco: (sarcastically) Nice come back Cam.
Cam: Ha thanks I know.
Brian: (looking at Cam annoyed) Man you are such a dumbass.
Paco: So my friends what do you say we do on this fine evening?
Cam: Hmmmm… Oh I know! Jamie we can steal your Dad's car keys and take a little joy ride around the neighborhood.
Jamie: Nah, we did that last weekend.
Cam: (looking disappointed) Oh yeah.
Paco: Ai there is never anything to do here and your parents are out of beer, I know I already checked.
Jamie: Ah man this town bites.
Cam is going through a box of stuff that is on the ground. He pulls out an old Packers football helmet and throws it onto the coffee table)
Jamie: (with a devilish grin looking at the football helmet) I know what we can do.
Cut to: Cam has the helmet on and is looking a little nervous. Jamie goes behind the couch and picks up a plastic yellow bat.
Jamie: Ok Cam what we are trying to prove is that old football helmets are just at strong and protective as the new ones. So what you are going to do is bend over and we are going to hit you in the head with the bat and see if our theory is right.
Cam: I don't know about this guys I mean the bat could really hurt my beautiful head and that just wouldn't be good.
Jamie: Chill out Cam it's a plastic bat (whacking the bat on her hand) and we all know that plastic, bats, can't, hurt, you.
Cam: Haha yeah I'm just being stupid about this.
He bends over ready for Brian to hit him in the head. Jamie makes an as if sound and tosses the plastic bat behind her and picks up a metal bat.
Brian: Haha right on Foreman.
Brian takes a really hard swing at Cam's head and he goes flying over a chair. He doesn't get up right away and everyone goes rushing to him. Cam jumps up.
Cam: Wow! That was awesome man! (He falls back down, he has fainted)
Paco: Ai I thought only women fainted.
Brain: What's your point here Paco?
Jamie: Oh crap I think we should get him to the hospital.
Brian: No way man! How are we supposed to get there? And come on your parents will kill us!
Paco: Ah Jamie I must agree with Brian on this one, I am far to young to go into the light.
Jamie: Well if we don't tell my parents how are we supposed to get to the hospital? Hitch a ride!?
Brian: Oh I know! You go upstairs and do that adorable little puppy face and tell them that Cam ran into the wall. I mean the kid is dumber then crap stuck to my shoe they will believe you trust me.
Jamie: Get serious Brian that puppy face doesn't work every time.
Brian: Pff yeah right remember the time when…
Brian, Cam, Paco, and Jamie are all 5 and they come out of the laundry room covered in bubbles. Eric and Donna are standing in front of them and Jamie does her adorable little puppy face.
Jamie, Brain, Paco, and Cam are all covered in ash and two firemen are putting out the flames in the garage.
Jamie: Um we didn't do it. (She notices the matchbook and kicks it away and does her puppy face.)
Paco: Ah those were some good times my friends.
Brian: Yeah I know.
Jamie: All right fine I'll do it.
Jamie runs up the basement stairs into the kitchen to find a note taped to the fridge.
Note: Jamie we went out for a couple of hours with Jackie and Hyde if you need anything call Grandma or grandpa.
Jamie: Oh crap!
Jamie runs back down to the basement.
Jamie: They're not here and there is no way in hell I am calling Red and Kitty.
Brian: Paco my boy you have always been the strongest of the bunch do me a little favor and just pick cam up for me.
Paco: Sure thing buddy.
Paco picks up Cam and puts him over his shoulders. Brian opens the basement door and they all run out.
Cut to: Jamie, Brian, and a very tired and sweaty Paco holding Cam come through the hospital doors. Paco throws Cam down on the floor.
Paco: (tired) You bastards, I thought you said that once I got him to the driveway we would call a cab.
Brian: Sorry man all out of cash.
Jamie: Hey me to man.
Jamie runs up the counter.
Jaime: Um excuse me my friend over there (points to Cam on the floor) well between you and me he isn't the sharpest pencil in the box and he um ran into a wall at full speed and kinda go knocked out.
Nurse: (looking unconvinced, picks up the microphone) Paging Doctor. Spencer we have a bat to the head can you please come down to hallway B.
Two nurses come by with a stretcher and put Cam on it and take him away. The nurse hands Jamie some forms and a pen.
Nurse: Fill out these forms and wait over there with your friends please.
Jamie, Paco, and Brian all are asleep on the chairs when Cam walks up to them with a bandage around his head. The doctor is behind him filling out a prescription form.
Paco: So tell us doctor will he live?
Doctor. Spencer: Oh don't worry he will be fine just one nasty bruise and he will have to take the painkillers for a week but don't worry he will be fine (hands Brian the prescription form) you kids try to stay out of trouble ok.
Jamie: Yes sir.
The doctor walks away and they all sit around him.
Brian: Man we're all really sorry.
Cam: Man! That was so awesome!
Jamie: Haha well um is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Cam: Hmmm well there is one thing (he puckers up his lips but Jamie turns his face and kisses him on the cheek)
Brain: Well man because you were really cool about this I have a little stash waiting in the basement for us haha.
The all get up with their arms around each other and leave the hospital.
Don't worry its not over there is still more I hope you all like so far please send me reviews because I am new at this whole fan fiction thing and I would like to know how I'm doing so far. Oh yeah just a little glimpse into the future I will be posting an Eric/Donna fic soon because I am a really big Eric/Donna Shipper.
