Love and Friendship

Shikuma&Genin: *singing along to Breeze*

Kurama: Man it's been three hours since Yusuke slipped booze into their drinks.

Hiei: What kind of booze did you use?

Yusuke: A mixture of Bob's Hard Lemonade and sake.

Kurama&Hiei: Oh. O.o

Botan: Genin and Shikuma would like you to please read and review. Oh! And they do not own us.

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Love and Friendship

Chapter 3: Training Begins

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A loud knock at the door woke us up.

"Get up you two! Your training begins today!" Yelled Genkai.

"Okay Aly, you heard her," I said sleepily.

"Nah uh."

"Come on." I said while shaking her.

"Five more minutes." I sighed.

"Hiei! Come get Aly and throw her into the lake!"

"I'm up! I'm up!"


We folded up and put away our sleeping matts. I took out the training uniforms and handed Aly hers. They were the same one that Yusuke wore in the Dark Tournament except the colors. Mine had a dark purple top and blue pants and shoes. Aly's had black pants and a dark blue top. I slipped the shirt over my head and tucked it in my pants.

"So, you ready for this?" I asked her while I put my hair back in a ponytail.

"Yeah I guess." She opened up the door and we stepped outside. We slipped on our shoes and sat on the wood porch thingy.( If you have ever been to a shinto shrine you will know what we're talking about. If you have not go to google and search for a picture of one. We're so mean!) We swung our legs back and forth.

Genkai walked behind us.

"Follow me."

"Waa!" yelled Aly as she fell off the porch.(Shikuma: I fell off! I FELL OFF!!!!! *claps hands* Genin: Uh........) Botan, Yusuke and Kuwabara pop out of the nearest bush and held up signs with a 9, a 10, and a 8.

"Brovo!" They cheered. (Genin: Sorry had to do that)

"Oh I'm such a celebrity." she muttered sarcasticly. (Genin: Spastic Sister! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!)

"If you are finished it's time to go."

" Yes Master." We bowed deeply.


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We came to a field near a lake. Hiei stood in the middle holding three wooden katanas. Aly walked up to him.

"I fell off the porch!" she stated with excitement. He looked at her as if she was insane.

"Uh...Aly? I think you freaked him out." I said to her.

"That's what I'm supposed to do! Freak people out! It's my job!"

"Yeah I know it's your job, but you don't do it until you know them better. But, of course, it's more fun to freak out strangers."

"EXACTLY!!!"

"O.k. you guys are really freakin' me out." said Yusuke. We looked at each other with happy faces. We then did our secret hand shake. We clapped our hands with one up and one down, switched places, slapped the palm and the back of the hand together, grabbed each other's thumbs, shook hands, booty bumped, and then said 'dude' in a surfer type way.

Everyone's faces were similar to this O.o

"Ahem. Now that that's out of our systems let me explain your training schedules. First off, Hiei will teach you how to fight with swords. Once he feels that you do not need anymore training you will go to Kurama to learn acrobatics. Then to Yusuke and Kuwabara to learn basic street fighting, and finaly to me. I will teach you Reiki technique." She paused for a moment. "Do you understand?"

"Yes ma'am." we said in unison while we bowed.

"Okay Hiei. It's your turn."

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Genin: Ug. I don't feel so good.

Shikuma: Me neither.

Botan: Um. You know your having a hangover right.

Genin: Hangover? Then that must mean.....

Shikuma&Genin: YUSUKE!

Yusuke: Head for the hills!

Genin&Shikuma: GET BACK HERE! *chase after him*

Hiei: They would like you to review.