A/N: I just wrote this because I was too hyper to do anything else. It
makes no sense whatsoever, so don't expect it to. It has characters from
.hack//SIGN, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, and Yu Yu Hakusho. Be
warned---they're all incredibly out of character.

Disclaimer: OGONGONGONGONGO!

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Inuyasha: POOF! WHOOSH! BANG! *strikes pose* I AM THE ALL MIGHTY
INU...*pauses, thinks for a minute* Inu...um...Oh yeah! INU...YASHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! * throws back his head and cackles evilly*

Sesshoumaru: How dare you say that! You must die! *raises his claws
menacingly*

Ominous music: Dum da dum dum DUMMMM!

Inuyasha: Okay, sure. *dies*

Sesshoumaru: o.0....Hm...Then my work here is done. I must go serve my
country! I must become...*pauses dramatically*...a cheerleader. *melts into
the ground.*

Kenshin: *dances in* Takkatakkatakka! TAKKA TAKKA TAKKAAAAA!

Tsukasa: HEY YA'LL! WELCOME TO TSUKASA'S UNDERGROUND PORCUPINE FARM!

Sesshoumaru: Yeah sure whatever!

Kenshin: Didn't you just leave, de gozaru ka?

Sesshoumaru: *stares at him*...I don't know what you're talking
about...*picks up a stick and starts to poke Inuyasha's dead body*

Kagome: INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sesshoumaru: *glances at her* What do you want?

Kagome: Oh, nothing, I just like to shout Inuyasha's name at the top of my
lungs for no reason whatsoever.

Kenshin: *sticks out his tongue* That's stupid! You're stupid! I hate you!
Nya nya! *runs around in circles, laughing*

Tsukasa: Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's your
favorite!

Yusuke: No it's not! I hate you!!!! *sits down and starts crying*

Tsukasa: *twitch* Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's
your favorite!

Yusuke: SHUT UP! *throws a pig at Tsukasa and keeps crying*

Tsukasa: STUPID! PIGS ARE MY ONLY WEAKNESS! *sits down next to Yusuke and
starts crying with him*

Inuyasha: Ar, mateys! We be a headin' north to find the treasure!

Sessh: I thought you were dead! How dare you live when I specifically told
you to die!

Inuyasha: But Cap'n, there's treasure to be found!

Sesshoumaru: *glares* I SAID DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Inuyasha: *sighs* Yes, Cap'n. *dies*

Kagome: INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *licks a lollipop, then looks around
shiftily and sticks it to a porcupine.*

Porcupine 79709212314697: LALALALAAAAA!
@__________________________________@ LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOD FOR HAMBURGERS,
Y'KNOW?!?!

Tsukasa: No! *continues crying*

Porcupine 79709212314697: DO YOU LIKE APPLES?!

Yusuke: *sob* Vanilla ice cream, not chocolate chip! *sniff*
VANILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! *also continues crying*

Sanosuke: *whacks Yusuke on the head* GET ME MY GIRAFFE, MINION!

Yusuke: *stops crying and looks nervous* Okay, you know how last time I
told you your giraffe was fine and that I took good care of him for you?

Sano: Yes...

Yusuke: Well, actually, when I was riding him, he sorta, heh, started
chasing this squirrel, and you know how hard giraffes are to control,
eh...heh...

Sano: *eyes him suspiciously* Go on.

Yusuke: So I jumped off and he ran straight towards a cliff and the
squirrel jumped off the cliff and...um...Mr. Giraffe is in heaven now,
okay? *runs away screaming something about cockadoodle doo and hey nonny
nonny whatever*

Sano: You...you...you...*stares at Yusuke, his eyes filling up with tears*
YOU KILLED MR. GIRAFFE! *sobs* He was my only friend in the world–

Kenshin: What about sessha?!

Sano: –AND YOU KILLED HIM!

Tsukasa: Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's your
favorite!

Sano: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: *talking to a porcupine. Is drunk. Somehow.* So, you know what
this fluffy thing really is? *leans forward, beckoning the porcupine
closer* It's an albino wolverine/ferret cross! Her name is Fredrika! Isn't
she beautiful?! *gets a really weird smile and passes out*

Porcupine: O_o;;; *backs away slowly*

Kenshin: I don't wanna be Kenshin anymore! I wanna be...COOLSHIN!

Sano: DIE, GIRAFFE KILLER! DIE!

Tsukasa: You people need history lessons! Why don't we sing the porcupine
song?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

All: YEAH SURE WHATEVER!!!!!!! *join hands and start singing* Porcupine!
Porcupine! Darkness before dawn! Porcupine! Porcupine! We will sing all day
long! Porccccuuuuupiiiiiine! Get youurrrr chocolate chipppp iiiiccceee
creeeeaaaam! *bow*

Inuyasha: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sesshoumaru: INUYASHA! I TOLD YOU TO DIE!!!!!

Inuyasha: You're not the boss of me!

Me: He isn't?! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Sesshoumaru: BAKA AHOU! IT TOOK FOREVER TO CAPTURE ME!

Inuyasha: Why would you capture yourself?

Sesshoumaru: What? I wasn't talking about Yourself, I was talking about Me!
Besides, it's too hard to capture Yourself.

Inuyasha: I know you weren't talking about myself! I was just asking why
you would want to capture yourself!

Sesshoumaru: I already told you! I don't!

Inuyasha: Don't what?

Sesshoumaru: I DON'T WANT TO CAPTURE YOURSELF!

Inuyasha: I ALREADY KNEW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO CAPTURE MYSELF!

Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP!

Inuyasha: NO, YOU!

Sesshoumaru: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DIE!

Inuyasha: Yeah, sorry, I forgot. *promptly falls over and dies*

Kenshin: Hm. I seem to have devoured a porcupine, de gozaru yo.

Tsukasa: O.O" You ate Fluffy!!! He was the best POISONOUS porcupine EVER!
*wipes away a single tear*

Kenshin: 0.0 Did you say...poisonous?! *falls over, unconscious* X_x

Tsukasa: O.o I was just kidding.

Kenshin: .......... x.X

Sanosuke: *is wearing a weird Mexican outfit and waving maracas while
dancing to disco music* Disco feeeeeeeeeever!

Everyone (besides Sano, and including the now possibly dead Kenshin): O.O
*backs away slowly* *trips over a porcupine and falls over*

Xelloss: *waves his finger* Now that is a secret! *jumps off the same cliff
Mr. Giraffe and the squirrel leapt off and dies.*

Inuyasha: Well, that was stupid.

Sesshoumaru: DIE, DAMMIT! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! *starts
chucking random things at Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: What the he—-Ow. X_x

Jaken: Lord Sesshoumaru!

Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP! *throws a porcupine at him*

Jaken: o.o Uh oh. *dies*

Tsukasa: *begins playing the violin*

Zelgadiss: NUUUUUUUUU! *covers his ears* Violins! My only weakness!

Kagome: When did you get here?

Zel: I dunno. When did you get here?

Kagome: *shrugs*

Tsukasa: STUPID INSTRUMENT! *eats the violin*

Sano: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! NOW IT CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN!!!

Tsukasa: Or...can it...? O.O *stares at Sano eerily*

Sano: O.O I dunno...*falls over*

Kenshin: Gooooooood morning! AH! WE'RE STILL IN PORCUPINE WORLD!

Yusuke: YES, YOU NUMBSKULL!

Kenshin: *sniff* Y-you...You didn't have to be s-so *sniff* m-mean! *sniff*

Yusuke: Aw, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, buddy!

Kenshin: o.0 Since when are you my "buddy"?

Yusuke: I DON'T KNOW! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Kenshin: Okay.

Sano: Jeez, you're all so stupid! I mean, two plus two is SO not four! I'm
suing my lawyer! *leaves*

Kenshin: Me too! *also leaves*

Sesshoumaru: You're stupid. *leaves as well*

Everyone: *says something random and meaningless, then leaves*

Porcupine 79709212314697: Nobody ever answered my question! Hey...Where's
Fluffy?!?!

THE END.

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Well, that was...strange. Review? Please?