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Harry sighed, stuck in a train station with two ghosts, and two, well, the people with him had an IQ of two, and that's when they were being smart.

"I wanna ice cream," cried the nine-year-old Sirius.

"I wanna be alive," cried the ghost of James.

"What!" Harry shouted, "Speak up, the people in space didn't hear you"

"You'd have to be death not to." Said a figure from behind Harry.

Harry turned round. "Hermoine!" he cried, giving her a hug.

"Hey Harry, long time no see." Said a girl with curly brown hair.

"Harry" said a small sandy haired boy, we're gonna miss the train!"

" Calm down Remus" sighed Harry.

"Ohh sure I'll calm down! I'm gonna be teached by Snape, Calm down you must be mad" muttered Remus.

"Think of it this way," laughed Sirius, "lets see who can prank Snapey first." Started Sirius.

"And get a detention and lose house points" sniggered Harry.

Hermoine stared, "Lose house points! You know how irresponsible that is."

"NO" said Harry, Sirius, Remus and James.

"James," muttered Lilly, "They can't hear you!"

"Harry" cried Remus, "We've missed the train!"

Harry shrugged, "No problem, Transportaous Traina"

Everyone landed with a bump.

"What's going on in here?" asked two ginger haired twins.

"Err we fell off our seats" started Remus.

"You don't have to lie to us," one of them said.

"Were Gred and Forge, the prankster kings" said Forge.

Sirius turned a red colour, "You think your pranksters, well meet the Marauders, Moony, Padfoot, Pheo, and bookgirl.

Hermoine glared.

George or Fred laughed, 'you must be joking, they're the greatest pranksters of all time.'

Sirius grinned, 'see you found my map'

Remus coughed. 'Our map' he corrected.

'Your Weasleys' said Harry staring.

'Heard about our deatheater brother' said George.

'Yeah, our idiot brother Ron goes on like he's a hero, but we know he was a deatheater.' Said Fred.

'Nobody proved he was a deatheater, people say he took the deatheaters on.' Said Remus.

'Yeah like, Ron thinks that too, the geek always going on, Percy this, Percy that,' said George, 'Come on Fred.' he said leaving.

'They seem nice' said James.

'Sure' said Harry,

'If you like the dull type' said Lilly.

'Who are you talking to?' asked Hermoine.

'No-one' said Harry.

'The train will beat Hogwarts in 10 minutes' said a voice.

'That was quick' muttered Harry.

'They make the train go quicker,' said Hermoine, 'because of you-know-who.'

'That idiot's name is VOLDEMORT!'

Hermoine flinched.

Sirius sighed, 'we know Harry.'

Lilly shook her head at Harry, 'Don't be so rude!'

Harry glared, 'Why!'

'She reminds me of me,' smiled Lilly.

Harry looked ready to puke out the window, and James turned a bright red colour.

'Harry you shouldn't talk to yourself, people will think you're mad.' Said Hermoine.

Harry grinned, 'mad old potter no-one knows, their he goes, he's a real roter and off his rocker.'

Hermoine scowled. 'Do you always have to be like that?'

'If I wasn't I'd be insane, you haven't seen half what I have!' Harry went silent.

Sirius sniffed and went over and hugged him.

'Ohh look little riddle and his boyfriend.'

Harry glared, 'get stuffed Malfoy!'

'I don't think so, you're the dark lord's son, and you won't escape it!'

'Where's your father,' said Harry angrily, 'haven't you seen him in weeks, maybe you should go see his master, opppss he's dead!'

Malfoy glared, 'just you wait riddle I'll get you!' he said storming out.

'Have you seen a cat,' said clumsy looking boy, coming in.

Harry stared, 'I know you, your Frank's son, Neville.'

Neville blushed, 'yeah he's part of the hogwarts defence.' He said grinning proudly, 'he thought I was a squib, but he didn't mind. He was so happy when I knocked-out a death eater when he attacked, and mum was so proud she brought me a cat I called Spell but I can't find her.'

Harry grinned, 'I went to the shops a while ago, voldie brought my school equipment,' Harry said bitterly.

Sirius grinned, 'I brought you Hedgrid,'

Harry grinned, 'yeah she's the best gift ever.'

Remus glared 'you didn't like my present?'

'Of course I did it was one of the best,' grinned Harry.

'We've arrived' cried Hermoine. 'You haven't even got your robes on,'

Harry grinned, 'Robe me.' He whispered the spell and appeared in his robes.

'Come on,' he said exiting the train.

'Yer all got ter follow me,' said a huge man with brown hair.

Sirius sighed, 'I'm starving!'

Lilly glared, 'YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT!'

Harry cringed, while getting onto a boat.

A ginger haired boy joined them last.

'Err hi' said Harry, 'Your Ron aren't you?'

Ron grinned, 'Yes you must have heard of me because of my brave brother Percy,' Ron sighed, 'Percy was so brave, I bet I take after him, and being famous people will probably want to hear the story,'

'Right,' said Harry, taking an instant dislike to him.

'Mind yer 'eads,' said the giant.

Everyone got out the boat.

'Hey 'o's cat is this!' said Hagrid.

'SPELL,' cried Neville.

'I no's 'ow to spell,' said Hagrid angrily.

'His cat,' muttered Harry.

Hagrid grinned, and lead them up some crumbling steps to the entrance hall.

'firs yers,' said Hagrid to a stern looking woman.

'Thank you,' she said, leading them to a small chamber near the entrance hall. 'Welcome to Hogwarts,' she started. 'The start of term-'

'Hey dragon still giving that old speech,' cried Sirius.

She glared, 'Quiet Black! The sorting will begin soon, you will be sorted into a house your rule breaking will lose you-'

'SNORING' cried James.

Harry grinned and flicked his hand.

Mcgonagal screamed, 'POTTER 10 POINTS FROM WHAT EVER HOUSE YOUR IN!!!' She cried her yellow skin and cat ears shining in the light.

Harry grinned, while Sirius scowled, and Remus had an evil glint in his eye.

'Follow me,' said Mcgonagal.

Laughs filled the hall as Mcgonagal walked through and stood next to a hat.

'OH I can't think of a song, to bore you all and make you snore so here's what I'll say, Gryffindors are brave and bright, Ravenclaws as smart as the light, Slythrins their ambitious and have bad hair, and Hufflepuff are real loyal, so where will I put you it's all up to you, try me on and I'll tell you where so their!'

Harry stared in shock.

'When I call your name you will be sorted, Abbot, Hannah,'

'Hufflepuff,'

Black, Sirius,'

Harry grinned the hat hardly touched his head when-

'Gryffindor,'

Harry drifted off into his own world thinking about chocolate frogs, until-

'Granger, Hermoine,'

Hermoine ran up quickly grinning.

'Gryffindor,'

'Longbottom Neville,'

Neville's father and mother, who were at the staff table grinned proudly.

The ht took a while until it finally shouted,

'Gryffindor,'

Neville grinned and ran off still with the hat, and quickly ran back when his blushing father shouted him.

Soon after it was Malfoy's turn.

The hat hardly touched his hat when it cried.

'Slytherin,'

Harry daydreamed again till.

'Potter, Harry,'

Harry was too busy grinning he didn't notice.

'POTTER!' Shouted Mcgonagal.

James blushed, Lilly hit her hand over her head, while Sirius laughed, Remus tapped him, 'good luck,' he whispered.

Harry put the hat on.

'Hmm Potter, where to put you, the dark lords son,'

'Not Slytherin,' whispered Harry.

'No said the hat, your like my owner Godric, yes I see you only belong where your great, great, great, great, well you know granddad, well it's gotta be, Gryffindor!'

Harry grinned and sat down at a table.

'Well done Harry,' said Remus proudly.

'Go Harry,' said Sirius.

'Hat wanted me in Ravenclaw,' whispered Hermoine.

Weasley, Ron,'

The hat took a couple of minutes till,

'Gryffindor!'

Harry groaned, not him!

Their were other Gryffindors, Parvati Patil who kept giggling at him, Lavender Brown who seemed to keep asking Ron again and again about Percy, Seamus who started chatting to Harry.

'I'm half and half he said to Harry, should have seen my dad's face,' Harry grinned as they chatted on.

'My two godfathers look after me,' said Harry.

Remus blushed, Sirius glared.

'One godfather,' said Sirius.

'Two,' said Lilly.

'Yeah my parents gave me two instead of a godmother.'

Seamus grinned, 'do you support Ireland?'

'Who's that?' asked Harry staring up at Professor with a turban.

'That's professor Quirrell, he want missing a month ago and came back.' Said Sirius.

'First years, said prefect Oliver Wood.

Harry grinned following till they got to a portrait of the fat lady.

'The password is Snitch,' said Oliver. (Still quiditch mad!!)

Harry grinned saying goodbye to Hermoine went to the boy's dorms and fell asleep.

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